Hotrod wrote:Down_Shift wrote:Hotrod wrote:Down_Shift wrote:I make muh' own damn peanut butter. It's made with peanuts, butter and the tears of scared children. The tears make it smooooooth.
You really should market that
I tried, apperently I'd be viewed as a "monster". Pffft, wimps.
Hey, that's it! Monster Peanut Butter, made from real tears of scared children!
I should drop this idea by Disney, they could slap the mugs of Pixars "Monsters Inc." on the front.