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Bayformers The Animated Series.

redsonjustin wrote:Bayformers The Animated Series.

Is that a shot at TF: Prime?

Not really, if the show was set in the movie verse then yes.

That's what Prime reminds me of... Not the worst thing I can think of, but less than wonderful.

Holyformers - Blessings in Disguise!

The peaceful preaching and general do-gooding of the Autobots has gone on for too long! The evil Decepticons will plan to tempt the Autobots at any cost! Can the Autobots resist temptation, and save the day? And what will happen when Heaven, the right of all sentient beings; comes into conflict with Chic-Fil-A's beliefs? Will the Autobots be able to turn the other cheek to an Energon gatling gun?

Find out on Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!

datguy86 wrote:Holyformers - Blessings in Disguise!

The peaceful preaching and general do-gooding of the Autobots has gone on for too long! The evil Decepticons will plan to tempt the Autobots at any cost! Can the Autobots resist temptation, and save the day? And what will happen when Heaven, the right of all sentient beings; comes into conflict with Chic-Fil-A's beliefs? Will the Autobots be able to turn the other cheek to an Energon gatling gun?

Find out on Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!

NICE TRY MISTER.

Everyone knows Holyformers consider it blasphemous to be aired on a Sunday.

Transformers G1 2.0 Warning this may offend some people, if it doesn't, it should.

This exciting new version of tf is G1 episodes with various 9annoying) celebrites commenting on (talking over) them,.

The God Gambit w/ Bill Maher: The "Godless Ayatollah" is making fun of religion

Changing Gears w/ Glenn Beck: Glenn discuss the dangers of alternative energy. George W. Bush guest stars as the voice of Optimus Prime.

Reveng of Bruticus w/ Al Gore: Mr Gore discusses the dangers of Global Warming, despite all of the global warning in this episode is not caused greenhouse gases. Barack Obama guest stars as the voice of Optimus Prime

I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:

-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.

-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.

-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.

-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville

-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere

-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum

-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!

Raksha has spoken

d_sel1 wrote:I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:

-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.

-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.

-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.

-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville

-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere

-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum

-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!

Raksha has spoken

First of all, I dont think english is your first language, am I right?
Don't worry, me neither.

Second, even if this look a lot like Botcon's Shattered Glass universe, I think you failed to illustrate what the worst TF fiction series might look like.
Because, you know...

Third, I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT AWESOME THING YOU CAME UP WITH. No, really. I'd pay good money to see that.

Transformers Highschool. Prime is the first string Quarterback and Megatron will do whatever to take his position. Bumblebee is given a swirly and catchs Gohnorerust, and Professor Shockwave explains to his class that he has Cancer. Meanwhile Arcee and Black Archnia experiment while little airrazor sees it all.