d_sel1 wrote:I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:
-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.
-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.
-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.
-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville
-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere
-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum
-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!
Raksha has spoken
First of all, I dont think english is your first language, am I right?
Don't worry, me neither.
Second, even if this look a lot like Botcon's Shattered Glass universe, I think you failed to illustrate what the worst
TF fiction series might look like.
Because, you know...
Third, I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT AWESOME THING YOU CAME UP WITH. No, really. I'd pay good money to see that.