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by **zenosaurus_x** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:11 am

Kicker:The Movie.

by **d_sel1** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 2:10 am

-Kanrabat- wrote:
d_sel1 wrote:I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:

-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.

-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.

-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.

-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville

-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere

-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum

-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!

Raksha has spoken

First of all, I dont think english is your first language, am I right?
Don't worry, me neither.

Second, even if this look a lot like Botcon's Shattered Glass universe, I think you failed to illustrate what the worst TF fiction series might look like.
Because, you know...

Third, I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT AWESOME THING YOU CAME UP WITH. No, really. I'd pay good money to see that.

My bad English in this post was product of my lack of grammar-check and bad method acting. I was impersonating a woman named Raksha who was mentioned on a different thread. She has a very different take on G1.

<A HREF="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Raksha">This is an article describing Raksha</A>
<A HREF="http://theplumedserpent.com">This is her homepage</A>

Finally, I live most of life in an Air Force town in suburban Fort Worth, TX and small town in IL where people talk in a Kentucky, thus..... actually, you are right, English isn't my first language

by **Nyancatron** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:37 am

Japanese-only series:
--The Cybertrons and the Destrons ran out of places to jam weapons on themselves.
--Also, all their available power is already routed as far out as it can be to their multitude of components.

--In comes the use of women that look oddly like young girls, partnering with "HM" Transformers. (Hard Microns)

--They transform from long-range weapons, to robots, and into egg-shaped ovals.
--They charge themselves only from human body heat and are stored in their pants.
--They pop out and transform to weapon mode, latching onto the crotch area of the nearest Transformer.

... ...Really, do I even need to tell you what their transforming splash battle cry is?
Do I really?

by **Justanormalguy** » Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:55 pm

Transformers aren't transformers and they team up to rid the world of bacon but love twighlight. :SICK:

by **d_sel1** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:21 am

Justanormalguy wrote:Transformers aren't transformers and they team up to rid the world of bacon but love twighlight.

aka The Adventures of Action Masters Chapter of the Stephanie Meyers Fanclub. Sorry, Justanormalguy can't help you on the bacon.

by **Justanormalguy** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:54 am

Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.

by **d_sel1** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:38 am

Justanormalguy wrote:Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.

I meant it more of a "I need your help to incoporate bacon in the title." I would like to why your tfs hate bacon so much, Mosaic food laws, are they vegan, etc. You can incoporate all the bacon you want in this saga.

Man, I need a "speaking clearly in TF's posts" manual. :HEADHURTS:

by **Justanormalguy** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:36 am

d_sel1 wrote:
Justanormalguy wrote:Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.

I meant it more of a "I need your help to incoporate bacon in the title." I would like to why your tfs hate bacon so much, Mosaic food laws, are they vegan, etc. You can incoporate all the bacon you want in this saga.

Man, I need a "speaking clearly in TF's posts" manual.

Okay...