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datguy86 wrote:Holyformers - Blessings in Disguise!

The peaceful preaching and general do-gooding of the Autobots has gone on for too long! The evil Decepticons will plan to tempt the Autobots at any cost! Can the Autobots resist temptation, and save the day? And what will happen when Heaven, the right of all sentient beings; comes into conflict with Chic-Fil-A's beliefs? Will the Autobots be able to turn the other cheek to an Energon gatling gun?

Find out on Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!

NICE TRY MISTER.

Everyone knows Holyformers consider it blasphemous to be aired on a Sunday.

Transformers G1 2.0 Warning this may offend some people, if it doesn't, it should.

This exciting new version of tf is G1 episodes with various 9annoying) celebrites commenting on (talking over) them,.

The God Gambit w/ Bill Maher: The "Godless Ayatollah" is making fun of religion

Changing Gears w/ Glenn Beck: Glenn discuss the dangers of alternative energy. George W. Bush guest stars as the voice of Optimus Prime.

Reveng of Bruticus w/ Al Gore: Mr Gore discusses the dangers of Global Warming, despite all of the global warning in this episode is not caused greenhouse gases. Barack Obama guest stars as the voice of Optimus Prime

I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:

-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.

-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.

-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.

-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville

-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere

-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum

-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!

Raksha has spoken

d_sel1 wrote:I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:

-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.

-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.

-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.

-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville

-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere

-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum

-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!

Raksha has spoken

First of all, I dont think english is your first language, am I right?
Don't worry, me neither.

Second, even if this look a lot like Botcon's Shattered Glass universe, I think you failed to illustrate what the worst TF fiction series might look like.
Because, you know...

Third, I WOULD WATCH THE **** OUT OF THAT AWESOME THING YOU CAME UP WITH. No, really. I'd pay good money to see that.

Transformers Highschool. Prime is the first string Quarterback and Megatron will do whatever to take his position. Bumblebee is given a swirly and catchs Gohnorerust, and Professor Shockwave explains to his class that he has Cancer. Meanwhile Arcee and Black Archnia experiment while little airrazor sees it all.

Kicker:The Movie.

-Kanrabat- wrote:

d_sel1 wrote:I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:

-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.

-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.

-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.

-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville

-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere

-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum

-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!

Raksha has spoken

First of all, I dont think english is your first language, am I right?
Don't worry, me neither.

Second, even if this look a lot like Botcon's Shattered Glass universe, I think you failed to illustrate what the worst TF fiction series might look like.
Because, you know...

Third, I WOULD WATCH THE **** OUT OF THAT AWESOME THING YOU CAME UP WITH. No, really. I'd pay good money to see that.

My bad English in this post was product of my lack of grammar-check and bad method acting. I was impersonating a woman named Raksha who was mentioned on a different thread. She has a very different take on G1.

<A HREF="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Raksha">This is an article describing Raksha</A>
<A HREF="http://theplumedserpent.com">This is her homepage</A>

Finally, I live most of life in an Air Force town in suburban Fort Worth, TX and small town in IL where people talk in a Kentucky, thus..... actually, you are right, English isn't my first language

Japanese-only series:
--The Cybertrons and the Destrons ran out of places to jam weapons on themselves.
--Also, all their available power is already routed as far out as it can be to their multitude of components.

--In comes the use of women that look oddly like young girls, partnering with "HM" Transformers. (Hard Microns)

--They transform from long-range weapons, to robots, and into egg-shaped ovals.
--They charge themselves only from human body heat and are stored in their pants.
--They pop out and transform to weapon mode, latching onto the crotch area of the nearest Transformer.

... ...Really, do I even need to tell you what their transforming splash battle cry is?
Do I really?

Transformers aren't transformers and they team up to rid the world of bacon but love twighlight.

Justanormalguy wrote:Transformers aren't transformers and they team up to rid the world of bacon but love twighlight.

aka The Adventures of Action Masters Chapter of the Stephanie Meyers Fanclub. Sorry, Justanormalguy can't help you on the bacon.

Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.

Justanormalguy wrote:Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.

I meant it more of a "I need your help to incoporate bacon in the title." I would like to why your tfs hate bacon so much, Mosaic food laws, are they vegan, etc. You can incoporate all the bacon you want in this saga.

Man, I need a "speaking clearly in TF's posts" manual.

d_sel1 wrote:

Justanormalguy wrote:Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.

I meant it more of a "I need your help to incoporate bacon in the title." I would like to why your tfs hate bacon so much, Mosaic food laws, are they vegan, etc. You can incoporate all the bacon you want in this saga.

Man, I need a "speaking clearly in TF's posts" manual.

Okay...

Transformers: The Adventures of Daniel and Wheelie!



Oh wait that's Season 3 of G1.

zenosaurus_x wrote:Kicker:The Movie.

OH GOD NO!

G1 Optimus and G1 Megatron team up to finally get rid of all the annoying Transformers in Beast Wars and Animated.

Dane Cook as Optimus Prime and Adam Sandler as Megatron and they're given free reign of the story-making process.

A Transformers series heavily influenced by My Immortal and Attack of Mewtwo. Bay and the authors of those two fics are in charge of its creation.

Real World Unicron (MTV of course)

Take all most annoying humans from TF cartoons (Masterson from Animated and Rowan and Martin from G1 episode BOT are musts) and put them all in a house on the remants of Unicron's pelvis and watch them interact. If the series needs a rating boost, MTV's exec will give the housemates the full gamit of intoxicants. Most important, the MTV execs decree :NO GIANT ROBOTS ALLOWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Only MTV can give a TF series without TFs.

Maybe I'm resurrecting a dead thread, but this sick idea came to me last night.

Transformers Teenagers

In Cybertron High School, various TF's fight as teenagers. Megatron battles Optimus Prime to be CHS's starting QB and for affection of Elita-1. Bumblebee, Wheelie, and Blurr (who is also CHS's star WR) try avoid bullies like Rumble. Swindle tries to steal everyone's lunch money. Arcee is only courted by Hot Rod and Springer, but now they compete against Starscream for her love while avoiding her dad Soundwave, brother Blaster, and pets Ravage and Laserbeak. You see emo chick Blackarachna (who is Elita-1's sister not Elita-1) and nerdy know-it-all Perceptor, who gets plenty of swirlies. You watch teeny TF interact with Coach Gears, science teacher Shockwave, history teacher Rewind, cafeteria chef Apeface, Guidance Counselor Galvatron (who Megatron's crazy dad, not crazy future Megatron), and Principal Alpha Trion. Of course, don't forget about rival school QHS (guess who) and star RB Gnaw. Fridays on MTV.

Transformers: Friendship is Magic

Insidious wrote:Transformers: Friendship is Magic

I'd wanna watch that, however

I'm sure morbid curiosity would lure me in for one episode, just like Honey Boo Boo did.

Transformers: Tirple Action

Optimus, Bumblebee, and Arcee are the only autobots in earth and it stays like that for the rest of the series, the Decepticons have a super army of unilmited descriptions..

there are many gruesome TF series i can make up....

Rex Prime wrote:Transformers: Tirple Action

Optimus, Bumblebee, and Arcee are the only autobots in earth and it stays like that for the rest of the series, the Decepticons have a super army of unilmited descriptions..

there are many gruesome TF series i can make up....

I do hope they ALL look the same.