-Kanrabat- wrote:d_sel1 wrote:I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:
-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.
-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.
-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.
-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville
-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere
-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum
-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!
Raksha has spoken
First of all, I dont think english is your first language, am I right?
Don't worry, me neither.
Second, even if this look a lot like Botcon's Shattered Glass universe, I think you failed to illustrate what the worst TF fiction series might look like.
Because, you know...
Third, I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THAT AWESOME THING YOU CAME UP WITH. No, really. I'd pay good money to see that.
Justanormalguy wrote:Transformers aren't transformers and they team up to rid the world of bacon but love twighlight.
Justanormalguy wrote:Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.
d_sel1 wrote:Justanormalguy wrote:Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.
I meant it more of a "I need your help to incoporate bacon in the title." I would like to why your tfs hate bacon so much, Mosaic food laws, are they vegan, etc. You can incoporate all the bacon you want in this saga.
Man, I need a "speaking clearly in TF's posts" manual.
zenosaurus_x wrote:Kicker:The Movie.
Insidious wrote:Transformers: Friendship is Magic
Henry921 wrote:You can always be counted on to listen to reason, Pryme.
Dead Metal wrote:Have you ever, and i mean ever seen/read/heard something that is completely original and does not copy/homage/pay tribute to something else? Here's a hint: Nope. You never have and you never will.
Rex Prime wrote:Transformers: Tirple Action
Optimus, Bumblebee, and Arcee are the only autobots in earth and it stays like that for the rest of the series, the Decepticons have a super army of unilmited descriptions..
there are many gruesome TF series i can make up....
d_sel1 wrote:I do not know if this is a truly awful idea, but I want to share it anyway
Star Wars Trilogy: Transformers Version
cast (G1, unless noted):
Hot Rod: Luke Skywalker
Arcee: Princess Leia
Optimus Prime: Obi Wan Kenobi
Swindle: Han Solo (I know a Decepticon in the Rebel Alliance. Bear with it. Let's say this Han Solo is a more amoral version and more of a skirt chaser)
tf Prime Bumblebee: R2D2
Lando Carassian: Rumble (another Decepticon, you'll understand when see who plays the Emperor)
Darth Vader: Megatron (got to adjust the last scenes of Return of Jedi)
Emperor Palpantine: Starscream (don't you want to see Starscream boss around Megatron)
Grand Moff Tarkin (I butchered the name, don't go all Illini Star War Nerd on me): Soundwave
Trypticon: Rancor Monster
Death Star: Unicron (no voice or control over anyone)
Sixshot: Boba Fett
Blot?: Jabba the Hut (suggestions welcome)
Ewoks: G1 Bumblebee and various humans
Millenium Falcon: Sky Lynx, Cosmos, or Animated Omega Supreme