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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby zenosaurus_x » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:11 am

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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby d_sel1 » Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:10 am

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
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d_sel1 wrote:I learned about just found out of the controversal Rashka yesterday and sick mind was inspired! May I present, G1, the Raskha rewrite:

-I, Rashka, will tell you of true story of noble Deceptions versus the Evil Autobots, not the lies that Optimus Prime tells you.

-I will tell of Megatron, the greatest warrior of the universe. Purest robot of all and his loyal sidekick Soundwave.

-of Starscream, debunker of superstition. He is also the truest real life example of "The Little Engine that Could," because he wants to be backup QB for the Decepticon cause.

-I will also tell of other noble Decepticons, tough gritty cop Rumble, aspiring capitalist Swindle, noble Lada Gaga fan Blitzwing, Shockwave- overcomer of his cyclopic birth defect and inspiration to us all, and sad tale of the modern day Icarus, Dr Arkeville

-Of the arrogant Optimus Prime, the worst combiner of a bleeding heart and fascist. He is such a fake. Take you bleeding heart and ponificating elsewhere

-Of the immoral Autobots. Jazz with his Blackface act. Ironhide, the walking chemistry set and meth dealer. Beachcomber, the pothead. Blurr, the crack addict. The Quack, Perceptor. Those annoying drunks, the Dinobots. Cliffjumper who only does his reckless stunts to gain publicity, and many other Autobot scum

-Of the digusting humans of Reagan's America. Blonde Bimbo Carly, Britsh tart Marissa Fairbourne, enviromental destroyer Sparkplug, spoiled brat Daniel, brunette bimbo Mickayla of that movie I will never see, and worst of all Spike Witicky. Spike, who started as young male-pig skirt chaser, he plans to become the tyrannic mastermind of ONE UNIVERSE GOVERNMENT. He fakes likes wants to bring peace, but wants to bring an iron fist! He is even arrogant enough to make himself and evil son into TRANSFORMERS. No wonder Optimus is such a suck up to him. You will never be a Transformer, ever!

Raksha has spoken


First of all, I dont think english is your first language, am I right?
Don't worry, me neither.

Second, even if this look a lot like Botcon's Shattered Glass universe, I think you failed to illustrate what the worst TF fiction series might look like.
Because, you know...

Third, I WOULD WATCH THE **** OUT OF THAT AWESOME THING YOU CAME UP WITH. No, really. I'd pay good money to see that.



My bad English in this post was product of my lack of grammar-check and bad method acting. I was impersonating a woman named Raksha who was mentioned on a different thread. She has a very different take on G1.

<A HREF="http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Raksha">This is an article describing Raksha</A>
<A HREF="http://theplumedserpent.com">This is her homepage</A>

Finally, I live most of life in an Air Force town in suburban Fort Worth, TX and small town in IL where people talk in a Kentucky, thus..... actually, you are right, English isn't my first language :D
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Nyancatron » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:37 am

Japanese-only series:
--The Cybertrons and the Destrons ran out of places to jam weapons on themselves.
--Also, all their available power is already routed as far out as it can be to their multitude of components.

--In comes the use of women that look oddly like young girls, partnering with "HM" Transformers. (Hard Microns)

--They transform from long-range weapons, to robots, and into egg-shaped ovals.
--They charge themselves only from human body heat and are stored in their pants.
--They pop out and transform to weapon mode, latching onto the crotch area of the nearest Transformer.

... ...Really, do I even need to tell you what their transforming splash battle cry is?
Do I really?
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Justanormalguy » Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:55 pm

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Transformers aren't transformers and they team up to rid the world of bacon but love twighlight. :SICK:
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby d_sel1 » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:21 am

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
Weapon: Neptune Sword
Justanormalguy wrote:Transformers aren't transformers and they team up to rid the world of bacon but love twighlight. :SICK:


aka The Adventures of Action Masters Chapter of the Stephanie Meyers Fanclub. Sorry, Justanormalguy can't help you on the bacon.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Justanormalguy » Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:54 am

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Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby d_sel1 » Sun Sep 02, 2012 11:38 pm

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
Weapon: Neptune Sword
Justanormalguy wrote:Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.


I meant it more of a "I need your help to incoporate bacon in the title." I would like to why your tfs hate bacon so much, Mosaic food laws, are they vegan, etc. You can incoporate all the bacon you want in this saga.

Man, I need a "speaking clearly in TF's posts" manual. :HEADHURTS:
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Justanormalguy » Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:36 am

Motto: "When it comes to war... or anything, always be yourself, no matter what."
Weapon: Semi-Automatic Rifle
d_sel1 wrote:
Justanormalguy wrote:Why no Bacon? Bacon is what makes the internet, I mean world go round.


I meant it more of a "I need your help to incoporate bacon in the title." I would like to why your tfs hate bacon so much, Mosaic food laws, are they vegan, etc. You can incoporate all the bacon you want in this saga.

Man, I need a "speaking clearly in TF's posts" manual. :HEADHURTS:


Okay... :BOOM:
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby joevill » Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:03 am

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Transformers: The Adventures of Daniel and Wheelie! :lol:

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Oh wait that's Season 3 of G1. :BANG_HEAD:
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Justanormalguy » Wed Sep 05, 2012 6:43 pm

Motto: "When it comes to war... or anything, always be yourself, no matter what."
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zenosaurus_x wrote:Kicker:The Movie.


OH GOD NO! :sad:
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Firststrike » Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:06 pm

G1 Optimus and G1 Megatron team up to finally get rid of all the annoying Transformers in Beast Wars and Animated.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Mkall » Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:30 pm

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Dane Cook as Optimus Prime and Adam Sandler as Megatron and they're given free reign of the story-making process.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Scalpel » Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:28 pm

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A Transformers series heavily influenced by My Immortal and Attack of Mewtwo. Bay and the authors of those two fics are in charge of its creation.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby d_sel1 » Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:00 am

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
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Real World Unicron (MTV of course)

Take all most annoying humans from TF cartoons (Masterson from Animated and Rowan and Martin from G1 episode BOT are musts) and put them all in a house on the remants of Unicron's pelvis and watch them interact. If the series needs a rating boost, MTV's exec will give the housemates the full gamit of intoxicants. Most important, the MTV execs decree :NO GIANT ROBOTS ALLOWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Only MTV can give a TF series without TFs.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby d_sel1 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:08 am

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
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Maybe I'm resurrecting a dead thread, but this sick idea came to me last night.

Transformers Teenagers

In Cybertron High School, various TF's fight as teenagers. Megatron battles Optimus Prime to be CHS's starting QB and for affection of Elita-1. Bumblebee, Wheelie, and Blurr (who is also CHS's star WR) try avoid bullies like Rumble. Swindle tries to steal everyone's lunch money. Arcee is only courted by Hot Rod and Springer, but now they compete against Starscream for her love while avoiding her dad Soundwave, brother Blaster, and pets Ravage and Laserbeak. You see emo chick Blackarachna (who is Elita-1's sister not Elita-1) and nerdy know-it-all Perceptor, who gets plenty of swirlies. You watch teeny TF interact with Coach Gears, science teacher Shockwave, history teacher Rewind, cafeteria chef Apeface, Guidance Counselor Galvatron (who Megatron's crazy dad, not crazy future Megatron), and Principal Alpha Trion. Of course, don't forget about rival school QHS (guess who) and star RB Gnaw. Fridays on MTV.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Insidious » Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:40 am

Transformers: Friendship is Magic
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby PrymeStriker » Sun Oct 14, 2012 7:53 pm

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Insidious wrote:Transformers: Friendship is Magic


I'd wanna watch that, however
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Insidious » Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:36 am

I'm sure morbid curiosity would lure me in for one episode, just like Honey Boo Boo did.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Rex Prime » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:42 am

Motto: "I Have Two Choices, Victory Or Death"
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Transformers: Tirple Action

Optimus, Bumblebee, and Arcee are the only autobots in earth and it stays like that for the rest of the series, the Decepticons have a super army of unilmited descriptions..

there are many gruesome TF series i can make up....
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby RhA » Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:09 am

Motto: "BRING ME DANGER!"
Rex Prime wrote:Transformers: Tirple Action

Optimus, Bumblebee, and Arcee are the only autobots in earth and it stays like that for the rest of the series, the Decepticons have a super army of unilmited descriptions..

there are many gruesome TF series i can make up....


I do hope they ALL look the same.
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby d_sel1 » Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:46 am

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
Weapon: Neptune Sword
I do not know if this is a truly awful idea, but I want to share it anyway ;)

Star Wars Trilogy: Transformers Version
cast (G1, unless noted):

Hot Rod: Luke Skywalker
Arcee: Princess Leia
Optimus Prime: Obi Wan Kenobi
Grimlock: Chewbacca
Swindle: Han Solo (I know a Decepticon in the Rebel Alliance. Bear with it. Let's say this Han Solo is a more amoral version and more of a skirt chaser)
Blurr: C3PO
tf Prime Bumblebee: R2D2
Lando Carassian: Rumble (another Decepticon, you'll understand when see who plays the Emperor)
Darth Vader: Megatron (got to adjust the last scenes of Return of Jedi)
Emperor Palpantine: Starscream (don't you want to see Starscream boss around Megatron)
Grand Moff Tarkin (I butchered the name, don't go all Illini Star War Nerd on me): Soundwave
Trypticon: Rancor Monster
Death Star: Unicron (no voice or control over anyone)
Sixshot: Boba Fett
Blot?: Jabba the Hut (suggestions welcome)
Ewoks: G1 Bumblebee and various humans
Millenium Falcon: Sky Lynx, Cosmos, or Animated Omega Supreme
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Re: Worst TF series YOU CAN MAKE UP

Postby Rex Prime » Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:16 am

Motto: "I Have Two Choices, Victory Or Death"
Weapon: Energo-Sword
d_sel1 wrote:I do not know if this is a truly awful idea, but I want to share it anyway ;)

Star Wars Trilogy: Transformers Version
cast (G1, unless noted):

Hot Rod: Luke Skywalker
Arcee: Princess Leia
Optimus Prime: Obi Wan Kenobi
Grimlock: Chewbacca
Swindle: Han Solo (I know a Decepticon in the Rebel Alliance. Bear with it. Let's say this Han Solo is a more amoral version and more of a skirt chaser)
Blurr: C3PO
tf Prime Bumblebee: R2D2
Lando Carassian: Rumble (another Decepticon, you'll understand when see who plays the Emperor)
Darth Vader: Megatron (got to adjust the last scenes of Return of Jedi)
Emperor Palpantine: Starscream (don't you want to see Starscream boss around Megatron)
Grand Moff Tarkin (I butchered the name, don't go all Illini Star War Nerd on me): Soundwave
Trypticon: Rancor Monster
Death Star: Unicron (no voice or control over anyone)
Sixshot: Boba Fett
Blot?: Jabba the Hut (suggestions welcome)
Ewoks: G1 Bumblebee and various humans
Millenium Falcon: Sky Lynx, Cosmos, or Animated Omega Supreme


that would be fun to watch
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