- Motto: "Don't tell me violence isn't the answer! Violence solves a lot of damned problems!"
- Weapon: Blunt Force Battle Clubs
Cliffjumper because he was voted "Most Likely to Punch a Decepticon in Their Stupid Face" in high school. He was the guy, I distinctly remember, who was told to just go out and see what was up, not to engage, and the next thing you know, he's got a giant cannon aimed at the bad guys...and ****ing misses. I'm almost convinced he missed on purpose just o he could smash 'Cons faces up close and real personal like. Mean little bastard...
Grimlock, for many of the same reasons as everyone else. It's hard not to like the anti-hero with the chip on their shoulder. Bottom line was, you don't mess with Grimlock because he thinks your face is stupid and will eff you up.
Wheeljack because you gotta love a mad scientist who blows up his own lab once or twice a month, and so the Autobots make him keep it away from base. Wheeljack was just as likely to win you the battle as he was to accidently merge you with a fly in a teleporter accident or turn you burnt spot on the ground.
"I know they tell ya, you never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious." - Mal Reynolds