Galvatron and his new weight plan

trailbreaker says:

Behold … Fat-ass-tron .

Nacelle says:

Look at this photograph, Everytime I do it makes me laugh

Nacelle says:

"asking others to give up their lives to form part of my head attached to a giant metal ball won't backfire right. I mean, it's not like there's a giant cityformer wanting to take over the deceptions or anything"

Nacelle says:

TH?S ?S UN?CORN

Nacelle says:

Woooooooooaah

Optimustard says:

Please take galvatron to the juicing room, I don't like the look of it.
Don't worry Cyclonus they don't send bots to azkaban for blowing up their insane boss. Now then who has the stick to whack this galvapiñata.

BG the Robit says:

Optimus: I thought you planned to CONQUER Cybertron, not... eat it.

william-james88 says:

I am not going back to Golden Corral for a while.

Caleb.tron says:

Dude waaaaay to much Mcdonalds I cant even see my toes or anything for that matter

Zeedust says:

"I once ate a PROTOFORM!"

peacethroughtyranny says:

Having realized that his plans for galactic domination were failing, Galvatron took on a new hobby. SUMO WRESTLING!!!!

Evil Eye says:

After this scene, Unicron and Galvatron agreed never to swap bodies again.

Zeedust says:

His dreams of universal conquest crushed one time too many, Galvatron abandone leadership of the Decepticons and became a sumo wrestler.

Heckfire says:

He's got the whooollle worrrld...in his gut...

#Sideways# says:

"I would punch you buuuuuuuut..."

coyotepack says:

Unicron: Tell me, does this make me lok fat?
Calvatron: s*** you hippie!!!
Unicron: It's not my fault the costume store didn't have the a size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Galvatron costume.

sonic boom says:

unicron: yay! now that you are roughly my size, we can both collect peruvian stamps!
galvatron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Transformation619 says:

Unicorn: Now, Megatron, behold, your knew body... and i shall call you as galvatr...
Galvatron: What the hell did you turn me into? I don't want to turn into you!

ChevyTron says:

There appears to be a giant housing unit in the middle of space. Oh, wait... THAT'S GALVATRON!

ACStarscream says:

Galvatron's Quintesson costume was very unconvincing...

ACStarscream says:

"I am the Egg Man! Coo-coo-ca-choo!"

ACStarscream says:

GARY LARSON: Decepticon Cosplayers.

Thunderboomer says:

I eat because no one likes me....AND NO ONE LIKES ME BECAUSE I EAT!!!!

Swerve says:

Shut up you fools! My mother will only allow me to play sports as long as I where my padded suit.

Dclone Soundwave says:

"And 1, and 2, and shake that bod, shake it!"

"This is no fun for me!"

hot rod 907 says:

why did I mix liquer with Jimmy Kimmel brand slim fast!?!

Anonymous says:

i knew i shouldn't have taken a weight plan from Walter Hudson...

darth_paul says:

Galvatron: Every take a crap so big that your pants fit better? I hope that happens to me tonight, because these babies sure are snug.

darth_paul says:

Introducing Cybertron Galvatron…Literally!

GWH811 says:

argh! shouldn't have eatin those shellfish. stupid allergies!!

Dragonoth says:

Ooooh! It's a Transformer piñata!

Dragonoth says:

In an alternate universe, Unicron spared Cybertron and Galvatron didn't betray Unicron. The chaosbringer rewarded his minion by remaking him in his own image.

bringo says:

In space he weighs nothing...so why did he bulk up? I mean come on sitting around and eating energon all day does nothing for his self worth...

Dclone Soundwave says:

Help! I've fallen & I can't get up!

Roboto750 says:

Curse you Willy Wonka!!!

Zeedust says:

I shudder to think of what his alt mode could be....

Flame Cheetor says:

Help me!I can't move.Must have ate too much of those jellies....where's my hands and legs,I can't feel them!I can only feel this planet on me.

snavej says:

Hello, Dr. Atkins? I have a problem here and I was wondering if you could give me some advice. Huh? What do you mean you're dead? That's no excuse! I am a god now. I can give you a new body, and troops to command. Oh well, if you're

battlestrike says:

all i want for christmas is to be able to see my toes again!

Unknown says:

Where the hell is Kirsty Alley? That winch lied! Jenny Craig is a rip off!

Phasewing says:

Now we have to wonder who's the real Fatty Robot of them all: Energon Optimus or this Weighty Fat Galvatron.

Tiedye says:

Anyone but me have the urge to play with a beach ball.

trailbreaker says:

Limited edition "Michael Moore Decepticon" now on sale!

metalformer says:

Narrator: ... and Galvatron's ambitions finally took him too far. By merging with Unicron's Lasercore, unexpected side effects took place....
Galvatron: What is the meaning of this, Unicron???
Unicron: You wanted my power? You have to pay my p

Roadshadow says:

Galvatron: Why does everyone HATE ME!? *cries*
Random Decepticon: Because you're a fatass!!!

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

Rodimus Prime: For now we will call him Fatatron.

Pokejedservo says:

Galvatron: CURES YOU TAKARA AND YOUR SUDDEN DESIRE TO CASH IN ON HIGH BEACH BALL SALES! Airazror (os): Hey its still not as bad as what they did to me.

Zeedust says:

The sad part isn't that someone thought this was a good idea. The sad part is that nobody else stopped him.

Thanatos Prime says:

New Galvatron "Tons of Fun" edition! Just $49.99 plus a jelly donut.

TARDIS says:

Galvatron tried to blend in and got a car mode, but someone thought he had a flat tire and overdid it.

TARDIS says:

Prime: Galvatron, you idiot! Even Castro saw through that one!

TARDIS says:

After Unicron, Primus, and Starscream, Galvatron tried to get in on the planet-size action.

Happy Noodle Blacker says:

Hey, hey, hey, it's Faaaaaaaaat Galvatron.

Ultra Primal says:

Unicron: so Galvatron, you sure your ok?
Galvatron: Yeah yes! of course why do I look fat to you?
Unicron: Uh no no not at all.

Unknown says:

where is this picture of Grand Galvatron from?

Judynator says:

galvatron, the fat pig. XDDDDDDD

shadow minicon says:

That settles it, tomorrow i'll go on a diet!, that is as soon i can get back to cybertron.

Road Turtle says:

Megatron/Galvatron, "Some how, this was not what I had in mind..."
Unicron, "Ooops, my bad..."

Deleted footage from the orgional Tansformers animated Movie. Unicron screws up Megatron's upgrade into Galvatron.

Acelister says:

Galvatron was always used as the ball for the annual Cybertronian Ceasefire Vollyball Tournament.

Whocares says:

Well well well we meet again Fat albert, had yourself and upgrade I see

Kevinus Prime says:

"...and my (%^!$ is a raygun!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Maybe I should consider switching to Energon Lite..."

Kevinus Prime says:

[Oompa Loompas start singing] "Listen close, listen hard / The tale of decep-ti-con Galvatron / This dreadful mech he sees no wrong / Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long....."

cybertron2006 says:

Galvatron: Uh Primus, What happened?
Primus: You held your fart and your Bloated butt got even bigger, you fata**!

cybertron2006 says:

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shortround says:

Gosh I feel bloted maybe I souldn't have gone to that all you can eat taco night.

cybertron2006 says:

I'm a new planet!I'm called Planet Fatass!

DecepticonRedAlert says:

Quick Cyclonus,get me a jenny craige weight plan

Grendel says:

ah, I LOOOOOOVE Chocolate,,, But i can't eat it because it'll make me FAT!

XeroSyphon says:

Oh, I am going to get you for this Willy Wonka! Mark my words! I WILL GET YOU!

Brakethrough says:

Eveningwear by Mr. Cosmos of Cybertron Paris.

Thanatos Prime says:

When Pop Rocks and Cola go wrong...

Suzuki says:

Moments later, dozens of Autobot Micromasters were seen flying out toward him, carrying sticks, and happily chanting "Get the candy! Get the candy!"

Operation Ravage says:

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

TARDIS says:

Since transformers don't have a gas outlet, burritos can be...problematic.

TARDIS says:

Exploding Energon Goodies don't work right all the time.

Heavy B says:

every body leave. i have to poop

NOW

Optimusizzy says:

Galvitron this is the computer image of your son if you mate with a sharkticon

snavej says:

Galvatron: Damn you, Unicron! I said I wanted to be 'phat' not 'fat'!

Unicron: Lesser beings are so picky.

Unknown says:

Galvs:Sooooo.........anyone wanna roll me back to base?

Unicron:No way Fatso!!!!

snavej says:

Galvatron went to join WeightWatchers but ended up crushing the headquarters into a fine dust and scattering it through the solar system. He was so sad that he moved into a far flung orbit and ate Metroplex burgers until he died.

Remember kids, dietin

Thanatos Prime says:

Crap, look at me. I was definetly expecting something more along the lines of a "Super Megatron".

Kevinus Prime says:

"Somebody shoot K.C. and his accursed Sunshine Band, and GET THAT LIGHT OFF OF ME!"

Kevinus Prime says:

New kids show: Roly-Poly Galvatrony!

Kevinus Prime says:

First pics of the SanDiego Comic-Con exclusive!

Unknown says:

Oh, my new agent is great!

Yeah, he represents Kristie Alley, why?

Thanatos Prime says:

I guess Galvatron is allergic to shellfish...

snavej says:

How can I rule the universe if I can only fire my cannon to the side?

MechaRaptor says:

Transformers the Movie Bloopers:

Unicron:Behold...Galva...Oh crap....uhm...can we start over,I messed up.Sorry,my bad!

Galvatron:I thought you knew how to use that morphing gizmo thingy of yours you...

Director:Well It's atleast better than

Onyx Prime says:

Optimus: Well I've heard of a dickhead but never a testicle tummy!

Stormrider says:

Galvatron with elephantitous of the testicle.

Dr. Caelus says:

I want to see him take on Energon Prime in a Sumo-wrestling fight.

trailbreaker says:

Unicron "Super Sizes" too many lunches.

Road Turtle says:

It is I, Uber-Galva-Cron! Watch in sublime terror as I rotate upon my mighty axis!

Archanubis says:

Is the part of Augustus Gloop still open?

big finale says:

go fatman o wate i am a fat bot

Thunderslacker says:

"Ah warsh mahself with a rag tied to a stick."

PG13 says:

He would be more of a threat, if he wasn't about to trip over the subtitle

snavej says:

Don't mess with me - I have two huge spikes coming out of my ass!

snavej says:

Remember, kids - horizontal orange strips make you look fat.

snavej says:

Sure, I'd love to lose weight, but trying to exercise in zero-g is a bitch!

Unknown says:

i am soo glad this was an alternate universe

Road Turtle says:

Galvatron,"...there's something wrong with me..."

Road Turtle says:

Galvatron, "Get over here, I'm gonna eat ya!I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain! Get in ma belly! Look at me, I've got more chins than a Chinesse phone book!"

vulgar_wraith says:

I'm a little tea pot short and stout......

First-Aid says:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...then Galvatron blasted the wall and all of the kings horses and men to hell. As punishment, Galvatron was remade as a Beyblade Transformers.

Death-Ray Charles says:

Galvatron just after the "all you can eat" energon goodie buffet

MercilessOne says:

Behold... I am Mcfattycron!

O. Prime says:

Funny thing is, the kid in the Megatron suit got ripped off in all the extras and upgrades.

Latavia says:

"To Earth, so that I can destroy the liar known as Atkins!"

Unicron44 says:

Galvatron: Look at him, honey! Our son's a freak!
Unicronia: I knew I should've listened to daddy about not marrying Galvatron! I could've married Primus Jr., but NO!

SilentBlaster says:

Behold the power of Mc Donalds!!!!!!!!!!

† Sunstorm says:

put on a little wight have we?

† Sunstorm says:

ok, i really dont want to know what my ALT is now

† Sunstorm says:

ok, as i said ive always wanted the power of unicron, but this is not what i meant

Zeedust says:

Behold, Galva-Roseanne!

Velos says:

I Feel SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bloated!

Zeedust says:

Bring in Energon Prime... It's time for the sumo wrestling!

Zeedust says:

AFter his career ended, Galvatron really let himself go.

Unknown says:

Hey hey hey!

jsmith41 says:

Orson Welles as himself

SilentBlaster says:

Galvatron: Now i regret doing the fusion dance with you, unicron
Unicron:YOUR REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galvatron: This is the lamist fusion EVER!
Unicron: ...

Death-Ray Charles says:

Galvatron and Violet Beauregarde's child...

Desert Thunder says:

Forget Headmasters, Powermasters, Targetmasters and Action Masters... It's all about Balloon Masters!

Thanatos Prime says:

Terrifying for all the wrong reasons...

Thanatos Prime says:

I'd shoot you but I can't see over my fat...

Archanubis says:

Well, serves me right for going with the Atkins Diet.

Archanubis says:

Should never have let E-Prime convince me to eat all those Krispy Kremes.

Archanubis says:

I'm auditioning for the role of the Jabba the Hutt Transformer.

Cybertron's Last Hope says:

I really shouldn't have eaten that burrito last night.

spider_j says:

Kids, never hold in your farts. They have a funny way of backing up and exploding when you least expect it.

Tusko says:

"Laugh now Kitbashers, but when I regain mobility I'll hunt you all down!
Oh, wait, I'm G1? I don't have mobility. Well then I'll glare menacingly."

Glyph says:

[Fake French accent]
Would sir like a [i]wa-fer[/i]?

dabattousai says:

Galvatron:Now I know I will never be called back for the next TransFormers series after doing this.

snavej says:

I borrowed some WeightGain 4000 from Eric Cartman out of South Park. I am now a complete hunk of beefcake! Fembots will faint with pleasure when they see me!

snavej says:

Cyclonus, help me! There are some strange moulds growing between the rolls of flab!

snavej says:

And you thought Energon Optimus Prime was fat!

New Omen says:

umpa lumpa dupadoo do ive got a perfect puzzle for you umpa lumpa dupadee if you are wise you'll listen to me. Listen close, and listen hard, the tale of Violet Beauregarde. The dreadful girl she sees no wrong...
Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing,

Ratbat says:

Cybertron and all its moons shall be MINE!!!

New Omen says:

After the Spaceballs invaded Char Galvatron had to upgrade his bodymass to fend off the Evil MegaMaid...

New Omen says:

The next StarWars transformer will be a 20" tall Death Star that transforms into Galvatron. No one knows why, Hasbro just needs the money...

Wolfguard says:

The katakana translates as "Grand Galvatron."

MechaRaptor says:

'I'm not fat,I'm big armored plated!'

Frobman says:

I shouldn't have eaten that last cookie! Guuurghh....

קá†äñ Çøñvø¥×® says:

GAH this is what I get for trying to do that stupid superlink thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damolisher says:

Galvatron: "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I rival Energon Prime in the competition to be... the biggest lardass ruler of the universe... EVER!

Acelister says:

This is the Before and After image of Galvetron using Ultra-Slim! Proof, once again, that human diet plans don't work on Transformers.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Tonight on Action News 5 Galvatron breaks the Cybertron Twinkie eating record!"

"*Burrrrrrrrrppppp!*"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Oh come on what the hell? Damn Korean animators!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Fat Galvabastard.

cybertron_megatron says:

And Unicron said fusing with him was going to hand me the Universe... Look at me... I'm as big as the Universe!... Damn you Unicron... Damn you.

Ratbat says:

Galvatron is capable of transforming into a third mode: PLANETOID.

Ratbat says:

Now, Galvatron rivals Unicron in planet-eating!