Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

trailbreaker says:

POOP !!!!

Ravage XK says:

Galvaron: I am Galvatron and this is my new Alt mode. I am now a tree.

Cyclonus: I may get a shot at being leader yet.

Soundwave: I miss Megatron.

Madeus Prime says:

Don't anybody move!!! ....I lost my contact.

BERSEKAEL says:

told you soundwave, galvatron rocks in hopscotch.

dirtysock47 says:

and 1.2.3. and 1.2.3. cmon boys 1.2.3. 1.2.3. ....

toxinom says:

(galvatron looks at ant colony)
Galvatron: I AM GALVATERON I AM YOUR DOOM!!!!!
Cyclonis: he is crazy

Mad_Mexicoy says:

----...........I dropped a contact........

Flame Cheetor says:

Galvatron:What are you looking at you fools, i'm trying to do my big business!

seminole1 says:

Cyclonus: Galvatron sir, what are you doing.

Galvatron: I'm doing my squats to warm-up. I've been watching a human broadcast called Dragonball Z, and the guy named Goku dose it before every battle, and it seems to work for him.

Hope says:

Gal: C'mon everybody! Let's have an orgy before Optimus Prime and his goons come back!"

Cyc: Me first!"

Unknown says:

Galvatron after he watched "Flashdance"

kanesomers says:

'The toilet! The toilet! WHERE'S THE DAMN TOILET!'

Dclone Soundwave says:

Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, .......

But mighty Galvatron, we've been waiting for 2 hours now!

Rumble, Frenzy, eject. Operation, pull it out.

We're not going up there!

.....Wait for it, there it goes!

Payner™ says:

"Megatron never did did stuff like this...."

luevanoalx says:

GALVATRON: CHECK THIS OUT,I LEARNED IT FROM DISCO STU....
SOUNDWAVE:ARE YOU ****** KIDDING ME????

Lich Lord Dranas says:

What happens when you play DanceDance Revolution for ten hours straight.

Roadshadow says:

Galvatron: Everyone leave. I have to crap...NOW!!! (Quote from Peter in Family Guy episode "Da Boom")

dolenarda says:

Galvatron:"Quick grab a lighter this is gonna be great!!"
Cyclonus:"Not again...you still havent fully healed"
Soundwave:"I dont think we will have any polysporin to treat any more burns you may encounter"

Flashwave says:

ARRGH! THAT'S THE LAS TIME I LET ONE OF YOU TALK ME INTO DOING SOME STUPID HUMAN STRETCHING!! iT'S GIVEN ME CRAMPS FOR A WEEK!!!

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Galvatron: hey guys here comes the best one yet.
Riiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!
behind galvatron, cyclonus and soundwave have already put on their gas masks.

EnishiYukshiro says:

Galv: Now Rodimus Prime...admit defeat!
Rodi: What? I really don't understand how you think you beat me...
Cyc: Mighty Galvatron...please explain. You said you had a sure fire way to defeat the Autobots...commanded myself and Soundwave to follow y

sideswipe6520 says:

galvie impersonating Larry the cable guy**
**RIIIPPP***

"heh-heh Now tell me that don't stink!"

DarkDranzer says:

*the Decepticon version of Sherades...*

Cyclonus: Sigh, Mighty Galvatron we give up...who on Cybertron are you trying to impersonate?

*Galvatron goes psycho as usual*

IT'S ELVIS PRESLEY!! MAN ARE YOU GUYS STUPID OR SOMETHING? WHY DO YOU THIN

gauthic_angel7680 says:

Hey guys could you check and see if there are any stains. Starscream did the laundry and i don't think he did my thongs.

Tom Of Doom says:

Right i think we should go with 4 fingers this time

ninjabot says:

The Earthlings call it the Funkie Chicken.

Armbullet says:

I forgot my bra.

Screambug says:

Look at my manly, meaty thighs! That's indeed something for a robot!

Starscream7 says:

Starsceam: Bow before we you insolent worm!

Galvatron: I am your humble servant.

Not Sonic says:

Galvatron:I feel a big one comin on!

Soudwave:OH GOD!!!

Cyclonus:Fly away!Fly away!

*lets fart out-rumbles planet*

Cy and Sound:t-to late

*Cy and Sound fall over and pass out*

Galv;Oh come on its not t-tha..that
bad.uggh!

*passes out

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Cyclonus and Soundwave hold signs that say "2"
Gavatron: Did I get the gold medal?
Soundwave: You forgot to stick the dismount sir.
Cyclonus: We'll never win the Cybertronian Olympics at this rate.

Jetstreamx says:

Galvatron: Come on ladys. This is how you do it. Stretch those legs and arms. And 1, and 2.

Marv says:

As Galvatron lost concentration once again and started staring at ants for two hours, Cyclonus and Sounwave just pretended they didn't know him...

Marv says:

Music playing: The heat is on!!! The heat is oh-on! The heat is on...!!!!

Marv says:

Sure, oh mighty Unicron, I'll gladly destroy the Matrix for you...but not wearing THIS outfit! Change me back right now!

Marv says:

I'll get this stupid, Japanese dancing game figured out, even if it's the last thing I'll do!!!

Greg says:

I Have Nearly Got It Out!
I Hate Constipation!

Nenesis Prime says:

I hate it when my own army does a STRIP-SEARCH on their own leader!

Tzarinchilla says:

Galvatron: Look Soundwave, I'm a lamp post!

Tzarinchilla says:

Galvatron: I saw a human do it once.
Soundwave: what happened:
Galvatron: Well, what looked like chocolatey goodness came out and he was in this position.
Soundwave: Psst Cyclonus, I think he's lost it!

Arc the ZAKO says:

Ok people! Move those gears! And one, and two, and STRETCH!


Swoundwave: What's he doing?

Cyclonus: I have no clue...

Powerstorm says:

This is one of those time where you wish you didn't take a laxative.

p3rc3pt0r says:

C: what is he doing?
S: operation fart.
G: nghhh...

pdp11 says:

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

Operation Ravage says:

Cyclonus: "Don't move, Mighty Galvatron. You've got this huge bee sitting right on your rump."

Great Red Spirit says:

Cyclonus: I knew watching Richard Simmons on that Earth TV would only lead to trouble.

juggaloG says:

Decept-ercise!

Kal-Seth says:

Galvatron Makes The Horrible Mistake of thinking "X-Lax" meant "relax" and charr never quite smelled the same

dolenarda says:

And when I said this big I ment THIS BIG

fuzzy butt says:

I new that I should havent eaten all the cheese, HMMM, Hmmm errgh

DeltaOmega says:

Galvatron Shows Yoga to his fellow Decepticons. And brings them into a new era. of inlightenment.

Mosaic says:

C: Umm, Galvatron? Tell me again why we must dance Swan Lake?
G: Because then the Autobots will believe that we are hopelessly idiotic fools with an IQ no higher than a grapefruit.
S: But don't they already think that?
G: Just shut up and catch me

Mosaic says:

G: And one and two and three and four... Come on now, work those thighs...
C: I'm scared.
S: I concur. Is it too late to defect to the Autobots?

sagekilla says:

Cyclonus: Uh that looks wrong you know.
Soundwave: Cyclonus actually has a point you know.
Galvatron: Just shutup, its called Yoga

Kal-Seth says:

Galvatron: Cyclonus , Soundwave help me find my contact lens at once and watch were you step!"

Clyclonus & Soundwave: "Yes Mighty Galvatron"
*CRUNCH*

Acelister says:

The urge to push him off the cliff was almost too strong for Cyclonus and Soundwave...

Banshee says:

Galvatron's impression of Atlas fooled no one

Zu Darkness says:

Cylonus: The Autobots are coming Galvatron what should we do?
Soundwave: What are our orders
Galvatron: Soundwave, Cyclonus; we must do our Captain Ginyu posses so that when they come theywill be intimated by us.
Cyclonus: Damn it I knew we shouldn&#

Kevinus Prime says:

"I'm BATMAN!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Look! I'm a butterfly! A pretty butterfly..."

Kevinus Prime says:

"SOUNDWAVE! I thought Ravage was HOUSEBROKEN!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Aw, sh*t! I stepped in Human again!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Will you not fight, Prime? Are you chicken? BAWK-BAWK-BAWK!"

Kevinus Prime says:

Right when Galvatron turned his back, Cyclonus gave him a wedgie.

Kevinus Prime says:

"NO no no, you idiots! It's one-two-three, one-two-three...."

Kevinus Prime says:

"EEEK! Mouse!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"C'mon, Galvatron! It's my turn on the trampoline!"

homelessjunkeon says:

"hey larry, if men could do that, women would have become extinct a long time ago"
[/mulletman]

Firewalker says:

JAZZ HANDS!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Galvatron develops Transformers Armada.

Viper 16 says:

you know you waant it

shockwave_inoz says:

GALV: "Okay, NOW do you two fools SEE my G-STRING??!"
CYC and SOUND: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!!!"
GALV: "I'll take that as a yes, then."

happylock says:

STOP!...Hammertime!

Powermaster Jazz says:

Galvatron to Daniel: Beat it kid! Can't you see we're Jazzersizing?
Cyclonus: Maybe we should have left him in the plasma pool...

GetterDragun says:

Galvatron: SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS!
Cyclonus: Stop encouraging him Soundwave.

Tiedye says:

GALVATRON-"Stand back...I....I think I'm gonna hurl....Blahhhhhhhh.

Tiedye says:

CYCLONUS- "Hehheh" I put Coolant in his systems he'll be stuck like that for megacycles.

Anonymous says:

I make Richard Simmons look like Billy Blanks!

BlItZeR says:

BLUE-ANGELS!!!!!!!

NightMare says:

cyc:full moon tonight
soundie:told u not to bend down
galv:it ur fault u made these tootight they ripped u can see my butt cheeks

Anonymous says:

Get out of here! I'm training for the Special Olympics!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Cyclonus, Soundwave, watch this! *drinks can of Red Bull and starts flapping arms*
Soundwave: What are you trying to achieve Galvatron?
Galvatron: BAH! I thought this stuff was supposed to give you wings!
Cyclonus: But you can fly already!

Gambit's Mind says:

Galvatron: "Wait wait.....no it's comming, you guys are gonna love this! Wait....wait!"
Soundwave: "Didn't you remind him he doesn't have a exhaust port?"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron was plenty PO'd when he fell for the old flaming bag of dog poop gag.

Anonymous says:

I remember this from the 80's after Transformers The Movie,the Decepticons were in pretty bad shape energon wise,and Galvatron would take Cyclonus,and Soundwave down to the corner,and perform breakdancing on a piece of cardboard.I know I shouldn&

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus,"Mighty Galvatron,haven't we seen enough of the monkey's cage? Isn't there some Aoutbots you rather destroy?"

Gigantatron says:

Galvatron "get away you fools yopu stink"

Anonymous says:

One day after years of abuse at the hands of Galvatron,Cyclonus just snapped,and shoved Nightstick up Galvatron's ass. Soundave laughed.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Cyclonus I don't care if everybody is powerlinking with minicons remove that transformer from my ass." Cyclonus,"That's not a minicon that's Wheelie." Galvatron,"Oh then by

Anonymous says:

Ok Soundwave, push play. [click]- "Sumuna,Sumuna,Sumuna,Sumuna,Sumuna,Sumuna, Sumuna,Sumuna, Baby, Baby, Momma,Momma,Momma,Momma,Momma, Shoobadee,Momma,Shoobadee,Momma,Shoobadee,Momma,Momma, Yakata,Yakata,Yakata,Yakata, Nana,Nana,Nana,Nana, Yeah,

Anonymous says:

Decepticons... Merge to become... Wait one minute Galvatron, we Decepticons don't have the ability to unite with eachother!!

Anonymous says:

you see women give birth something like this

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Together, we are the Ginyu force, you fools!
Soundwave: I was right. Galvatron: Nutcase...

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: "FOOLS!! Earth women pee like this!"
Cyclonus and Soundwave: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: "Soundwave....Cyclonus, don't tell anyone about this but, this morning, I found corrosion around my ass, see?"
*Click*
Galvatron: "What was that?"
*Soundwave removes his finger from the recording

LagunaL8 says:

Galvatron suffering from weeks of constipation finally....
Galv.:Ahh...yess, I feel it coming....

PlasmaRadio says:

Cyclonus: "You're right that is a bad rash..."
(As always, rust proofing is your friend)

PlasmaRadio says:

Galvatron: "Electric Slide, on the dance floor! Freaky-deaky like Studio 54!" Soundwave: "Get funky with your bad self!"

PlasmaRadio says:

Cyclonus: "You will never transform into a jet that way..."

Alphatron2k3 says:

Galv: Oh mighty Primus we worship you and ask you forgiveness. Cyclonus: Wait we were made by... SMACK! Galv:Pay him no heed he has not seen your power and i have. Soundwave:(hope this works and we can win battles and have Galvatron sane for once. This wa

nothing_face says:

Galv: And now, Autobot fools, you will face the wrath of -- AWWKKK! Cyclonus: Lord Galvatron, what's wrong? Galv: I-I slipped a disc. D-Decepticons, retreat! And TAKE ME WITH YOU!

ninja lass says:

Cyclonus and Soundwave watch Galvatron;
,,erhh, whats going on here?''
Galvatron:,,didnt you knew its other-way-day today? In stead of looking up, im looking down!!!''
{watch spongebob squarepants :p}

Tiedye says:

Soundwave- "HEH HEH we put antifreeze in his systems, He'll be frozen like that for megacycles.

Tiedye says:

"Guys stand back, I..I think I'm gonna hurl.
Blahhhhhhhhhhh.

dq says:

oh my god he left a floater

Anonymous says:

"Jeez, this giant invisible box is getting really heavy guys."

Anonymous says:

"WAIT! EVERYONE STOP! I think I left the iron on."

GreenLantern says:

Cyclonus, Soundwave, I Galvatron will now... Nevermind I'm stuck. I'm stuck you fools! Now help me up!

TheRoMan says:

Soundwave— "What is he doing?" Cyclonus— "Shhhh....don't bother him, he is gona smell the ground. He can actually tell just by the soil if a tornado is coming. I have seen him do it before, its part of why we call h

TheRoMan says:

"Tick tock tic....Shoop doop doo doo.........Tick tock tic....Shoop doop doo doo....I'm gona fly like an eagle, to the sea...." Cyclonus—"Shut it off Soundwave, I have seen enough. I quit."

TimeKeeper says:

Cyclonius: "Stealth landing or not, it doesn't help when you land in front of us."

(Splinter Cell reference)

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"You know I've always wanted to be a dragon.Wouldn't I look cool? Guys? Guys?"

Anonymous says:

Soundwave- "What are you going to do Galvatron?"
Galvatron-" I'm going to shut my mouth, bend over, and TAKE IT IN THE TAIL PIPE!!!

Anonymous says:

I swore I left here somewhere.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron - "Wait, hold it...stop everything. I lost my keys."

Anonymous says:

Galvatron - "Wait, hold it...stop everything. I lost my lunch."

Anonymous says:

Galvatron - "Wait, hold it...stop everything. I lost my contact."

Anonymous says:

galvatron: what do you think, soundwave; does this new body make my butt look big?

Anonymous says:

*Good ol'Jim Ross*

"FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!! FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: "Don't you think my dance and purple go-go boots are sexy? I am the Lord Of The Dance!!"

*Soundwave and Cyclonus look at each other*

MechaDoom says:

Crowd below the building Galvatron's on: "Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!"

thexfile says:

Galvatron : go away you idiotes can't you see i'm trieing to do my joga exersizes.

thexfile says:

cyclonus : hey mighty galvatron what are you dooing ??

soundwave : training

Galvatron : soundwave , what was the hight again that i had to get to win this years robot olympics high jump ??..... here i come !!!

thexfile says:

Galvatron : tellig big man stories " when i was stil a young fearles disepticon leader called megatron , i could just do areverse transform flip into gun mode , wait i'll sow you "

Anonymous says:

Galvatron:"Guys, I've told you, I really don't want to go off the highest diving board in the universe!"

thexfile says:

Galvatron : bombshel !!! you blasted insecticon leader what have you done to me ...

i seam to be infected by a robot form of a human bowel desise

thexfile says:

Galvatron : 20 thousand years in gun mode gives you sutsh a creak in de nek

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: decepticons, stop! Finally I found them!!! BWAHAHAHAAAA! Cyclonus: what he's talking about? Soundwave: Ants. He have promised to kill them all. Cyclonus: why? Soundwave: he doesn't want them to steal his sugar jar anymore!

Decepticon Spike says:

Galvatron bows after giving a stirring performance in "Death of a Salesman".

Decepticon Spike says:

Galvatron: It's just a jump to the left!
Cyclonus: And then a step to the right!
Soundwave: With your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight!
All: but it's the plevic thrust that really drives you insane! Let's do

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Incoming transmition from big giant head!

PsyckoSama says:

Drat! I lost my contact!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Decepticons quickly into the pool,we must continue our game of Marco Polo."

Anonymous says:

"Galvatron dismounts.....its.....ITS A PERFECT 10.GALVATRON SCORES 10'S ALL ACROSS THE BOARD,HISTROY IN THE MAKING THE LITTLE BOY FROM CYBERTRON THAT DARED TO DREAM HAS TAKEN THE GOLD METAL FOR THE UNEVEN BARS IN THE 2005 OLYMPICS,AND T

Galvatron says:

"Alright! Who wants to sumo wrestle?!"

Anonymous says:

At this point Galvatron stops and thinks for a moment while his loyal decepticons are holding in thier snickering and realizes that he better stop dancing like a balerina.

Anonymous says:

Look you fools I have a new mode as a mighty airplane!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Do you have the feather Cyclonus?" Cyclonus,"Yes,my lord." Galvatron,"What are you waiting for an engraved invitation? START TICKLING!" Cyclonus,"Yes,my lord." Soundwave,&a

darxide says:

I ment Galvatron. I was too busy laughing to think straight.

darxide says:

Cyclonus: Um, Megatron, there's something on your head.
Megatrom: Is it a spider? Get it off.
Soundwave: No, it's not a spider.
C: Yea, it's kind of blue and fuzzy.
M: Like a blue spider? Get it off.
S: It's not a

Anonymous says:

Oh yeah right G1 Galvatron has none of the mobility shown here.LIARS!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Stop I lost a contact." Cyclonus,"That's the fourth contact this caption contest,how many eyes do you have?"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Aaaaaaargh!!!! It's a Big Hairy Spider...

Soundwave: U Big Girls Blouse...

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Oh..oh..my back it's out again.Decepticons retreat."

FortMax says:

Galvatron: light a match this'll rule

FortMax says:

Galvatron: I love my vagina...sometimes I squat and look at it. A woman should not be afraid of her vagina. She should embrace it. Sometimes I look for hours...sometimes I touch it. Sometimes I talk about it.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron prepares to finish off Rodimus Prime,with the peoples elbow.

goldfingerz says:

Are you sure?...Are you sure, cause I swear I felt a stinkbug land on my back....look again.

Cliffjumper says:

I refuse to be neutered... Oh wait I already have been.

Sean says:

WHAT DID YOU GET AT THE GAS STATION???

trinity3 says:

"Just a couple of more pushes....Breath....I think I see a head.....it's a.....Minicon? Galvatron have you been doing what I think you've been doing with the minicons again?"

Anonymous says:

"Go on boys... take turns!"

Wing Zero Custom says:

Galvatron:"FINAL FLASH!".
Soundwave:"What a strong Aura!".
Cyclonus:"Gosh, Incredible!"

Anonymous says:

I'm just limberin' up before I kill you, Rodimus Prime!

Anonymous says:

soundwave: galvatron, what are you doing? cyclonus (whispering): silence you fool! can't you see galvatron is conducting the constructicons' band? after what they did on starscream's coronation, our fearless leader had to teach

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Alas, even though Galvatron was the first Transformer to realize he was on a television screen, because of his 'condition,' Soundwave and Cyclonus just wouldn't believe him.

shockwave_inoz says:

CYC: "Umm...uhh...no, no - I just don't get it. Sounwave...?" SOUND: "Don't ask me, I hate charades!" GALV (thinking): "Geez, if these guys don't figure out I'm a Cyberturky

TheRoMan says:

It is the year 2005, and the evil planet Unicron has encountered a drifting spacecraft carrying the remains of a late 70's icon. Upon transformation of this dormant human, the world is unprepaired for the shear terror of.... "Freakatron&

Anonymous says:

And coming in first place in the Log Spinning competition....Galvatron!

Anonymous says:

Inaddition to insane galactic conquerer,Galvatron was an accomplished ballerina.

Anonymous says:

"And for his next illusion Galvatron the great will make Trypticon dissappear into thin air!" Cue overproduced magician music.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"I swear Cyclonus the cyberfish that got away was thiiiiiiis big." Cyclonus,"Sure it was."

Anonymous says:

G1 Decepticons attempted a chonoassault on the Beastwars Maximals,but soon found themselves in full retreat,after the crap fling assault of Optimus Primal.

Galvatron says:

--SMACK!--SMACK!-- CYCLONUS & SOUNDWAVE:"Ouch!"

Galvatron says:

GALVATRON:"Come on Mexicon Energon... eject! I must me constipated! Where is my eject button!?"

Anonymous says:

Where did it go where did it go!!??

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"What the hell,why is Beastwars Megatron so much smaller than we are." BW TM Megatron,"Well lets see first I'm more energon efficiant,second I take over Cybertron,in Beast Machines,and third I've chan

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"HOLY CRAP! AN EGG?!"

Anonymous says:

Things on the set of TF:TM get tense.Galvatron,"Nice job lad you even got rid of a nasty burn on my rotator cuff..." Cyclonus,"THAT'S IT NELSON,I will not work with this unprofessional acting HACK!" Soundwave,&

Anonymous says:

Cyclous and Soundwave:What was that????????????
Galvatron:I just farted.

star_sabre86 says:

Galvatron: woah...I know kung-fu

Anonymous says:

MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL COMMMMMMMMBATTTTTTT!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: ARE YOU READY TA' PARTY???!!!

Cyclonus & Soundwave: No...

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Soundwave this planet is made completely of cocaine." Cyclonus,"I tried to tell him this was a bad idea my lord." Galvatron,"Shut up Cyclonus,Soundwave your brillant we'll make so much money

Anonymous says:

As much as they wanted, Cyclonus and Soundwave, could not stop Galvatron from thinking that russian kick dancing would be the ulimate fighting form to defeat the autobots with.

Anonymous says:

For crimes committed on the planet Krypton, Galvatron,Cyclonus,and Soundwave were placed in the Phantom Zone.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"WHHHHOOOA,I almost tripped on a dangling plot line." (Thanks to John Byrne)

Minicle says:

Galvatron: MY LEGS!! SOMEONES CUT OF MY LEGS!! 0.0
Soundwave: Err.... Thats the border of the pic Galvatron. -_-'
Cyclonus: Even though you can't see my face, I'm still the sexiest of the three here ^_^

Minicle says:

Galvatron: Pathetic! abssolutly Pathetic!
Soundwave: What is it Galvatron?
Galvatron: Just look at all these captions, not one of them is even remotly funny, GRRR! I need to hit someone!
Cyclonus: Oooo Me Me M...OWWWW!!
Soundwave: (Sigh)....Wish I was

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"GRRRR....I hate gum."

Anonymous says:

Galvatron; "Whoa! I nearly trod in that! Curses, Soundwave - I thought I told you to clear up after Ravage!!!"

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Anonymous says:

See my theory on it is simple but it does use more gas but makes your car go fast. I havn't actually tried it but I am sure it works. Just drop a match in your gas tank and take off!!!

Anonymous says:

When I bought gas I paid $10 to fill my plastic car up. I was outraged!! It made me so mad... I spent all my money my mommy gave me. I cried.

Galvatron says:

I can't even afford my energon pop with these gas prices. But one day when I control the universe there won't be a gas price!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

Anonymous says:

Gas prices have gone up? No ----? Wow... a lot happens when you are dead.

Anonymous says:

Le gaz ici est l'OH si doux. Le vin ici est bon aussi bien. J'aime le sexe et les chiennes.

Anonymous says:

Oh my gosh! I have only been getting $2 worth of gas.. I wondered why I kept getting less gas and spending the same amount.

Anonymous says:

Jeeze man. That there gas is out of this world you see. If we people don't stop driving cars and don't go back to wagons there won't be any left for us other folk.

Anonymous says:

I recon the prices will go down. But it will take a bit of time here. If we gather round the camp fire and tell stories it will help pass the time.

Anonymous says:

OMG! Tell me about it, the prices of gas is so annoying. I mean you try and drive and you run out of gas. I am a single guy working 0 hours and its hard as hell for me to not run out of gas.

administrator says:

I will go check the packits since I am the packet filter guy.

Anonymous says:

"Honestly guys, this trampoline is the best."

Bumblejumper says:

After loosing the last great war, Blast-Off started running a laundry service, Rummble went into public transit, and Galvatron now teaches Pilates.

Anonymous says:

galvatron has given up the regular methods of combat and has taken up a Yoga-esq form of combat, now he shall 'transform' himself into a pretzel and leap into battle!

Bumblejumper says:

Running out of ideas, Galvatron concocts a way to distroy the Autobots, once and for all, with the use of...Pilates.

Bumblejumper says:

"What?! My crotch panel's not open!"

shockwave_inoz says:

GALV: "Quick, one of you - pull my finger!!" CYC: "Toss you for it, Soundwave." SOUND: "I'm not the betting type (levels gun at Cyclonus) you do it." CYC: "one of these days Soundwave

shockwave_inoz says:

GALV: "Hey, guys! How's the view from back there??!"
CYC and SOUND: ".............."

shockwave_inoz says:

GALV: "Soundwave, prepare to receive!!"
SOUND: "As you command, mighty Galvatron!"
CYC: "I'll leave you two alone, okay?"

Scantron says:

Galvatron: OK, nobody move...I just lost my contact.

MacrossFA19 says:

Galvatron: crap!!!! I wet myself again
Soundwave: confirmed.
Cyclonus: I will clean it right away lord Galvatron...

Laserbot says:

Cyclonus:"Stop! Stop! I wont fail the mission next time just please stop mooning meee!!
Soundwave:"?..."

Anonymous says:

cyclonus: What are you doing galvatron?
Galvatron: "This town aint big enough for the
both of us Rodimus!
Soundwave: I hate westerns

Anonymous says:

maybe if i keep doing this i'll be like spider-man . . . "spider-bot spider-bot does whatever a spider does.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Look Everybody, I Ripped MY Pants!!
Cyclonus: We really shouldn't let him watch SpongeBob ever again.
Soudwave: Affirmative

darxide says:

"Incomming message from the Big Giant Head...."

Anonymous says:

Cyclonis:Note to self never eat energon laced with a fine black powder.

Galvatron:IT BURNS

Spartanion says:

Cyclonus:Dear Cybertron, I thought you said you'd stay away from the energon beans Galvatron you know what they do, right soundwave?
SoundWave:I don't even have a nose and I can tell that it smells like something died in here....
Galva

Anonymous says:

Common'y'all!! Don't just stand there! Do the Robot with Galvy!!!

Primal Lynx says:

"...and down again. Good, feel the burn, five more here we go!"

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus,"Beats me Soundwave,he's been trying to do this all day,and the only thing he's said is to send the Sweeps to Earth to retrieve someone named Mr.Miyagi."

Anonymous says:

When Galvatron gave the order to evacuate this is not what Cyclonus,thought it meant. (Evacuate get it a medical poop joke? Nyuk,Nyuk.)

Anonymous says:

It wasn't so odd that Galvatron practiced his kurtsy,but the fact that he made Cyclonus,and Soundwave watch now that's just disturbing.

Zeedust says:

And as Galvatron bowed and took his fighter's stance, Bludgeon suddenly realized he wasn't the only one who had mastered the art of Metallikato.

TreNt says:

Wait for it....Wait for it... HHUUUHHHH...Almost there....whoa thats a stinker!!!!

Megatitan says:

Whoah!! If I push this big ass button on my belt, my eyes light up and I make some cool ass laser sounds!!!

JosephusPrime says:

As a forfeit, galvatron does squat thrusts

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"What's this?! People making fun of me.ME! GALVATRON! Leader of the Decepticons. I hate all of them,I hate combaticon carl,I hate Hexina,and I'm not to fond of TRANSMETAL NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE either!"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"Look I'm Scorpinok,Sting,Sting,bah hah I'm a big stupid Headmaster.." Cyclonus,"Maybe that's not such a good.." Galvatron,"Your mother smelt of eldaberries..." Sou

Anonymous says:

Fear the might of Galvatrons Back-Penis!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron reinacts his favorite scene from the "Matrix"

Anonymous says:

Nobody will forget the tragic day Galvatron entered the mosh pit.

Anonymous says:

Good ahead, kiss my @$$!

DeceptiGojira says:

Galvatron (drunk) serryously off..ficer *HIC* I can *HIC* whalk on the li..line iff I can f..find it *HICK* Soundwave&Cyclonus: ¬_¬U

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Back, you fools, that taco bellergon is going right through me!!!

Convoy says:

Galvatron: Do you think this new Unicron body makes my butt look big?

Anonymous says:

*Cyclonus chuckles to himself after having replaced Galvatron's daily energon drink with new Folger's high octane coffee*

Anonymous says:

Galvatron -- "Really, I caught a fish THIS big!"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron again tries to impress Soundwave with his Richard Simmons impersonation.

Rodimus sucks says:

Galvatron: Damnit! -snif-snif- I stepped im Wheelie!

ryanna says:

Galvatron: I really dont see where that comfounded thigh master is working soundwave!

Topnwe says:

Galvatron: uhhhhhh, I CAN'T DO IT!!! Cyclonus: what's he trying to do? Soundwave: he was watching yoga earlier on PBS, he seems to think he has joints like the humans. Galvatron: ow, i think i sprained something, in my nether regions....

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: So how long has he been at this? Soundwave: Well ever since he took that Plasma bath he has malfunctioned. Cyclonus: No I mean this dancing. Soundwave: About 6.4241 Hours now. Galvatron: (Tappity Tap Tap) Yeah... C'mon... JAZZ HAND

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus- Does the term " Anal Retentive bastard " ring a bell?
Soundwave- Looks more like Starscream has possesed Lord Galvatron...
Starscream- : in Galvatron : YOU STOLE THAT FROM DOGMA!!

MechaDoom says:

Galv: "NO! Don't... move... an... INCH!" Cy: "Why?! What is it?!" Galv: "You almost stepped in that innocent lady bug! It's okay, walk on by, they won't hurt you..." Cy: &amp

Anonymous says:

I have the exact same loose joint problem with my Grimlock.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"You can dance if you want to you can leave your friends behind,cause if they won't dance,then their no friends of mine.S-A-F-E-T-Y Dance." Cyclonus,".........."

Anonymous says:

galvatron making up a stance for the infamous ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! from monty pythons holy grail

Anonymous says:

Who the hell glued these aweful boots on me!

Stone says:

Somethings gotta give and I dont want to know what it is...

Anonymous says:

Galvatron was stunned to find his feet gone.

Pokejedservo says:

Galvatron, Amateur Mime

Anonymous says:

This is my favorite scene from Revenge of the Decepticons where Galvadexter gets stoned and his crotch starts movin to the beat of Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Anonymous says:

Behold! Galvatron Decepticon lord of the dance.

Megatitan says:

Galvatron:"If I could just bend over a little more, I could get that thing in my mouth!"

Cyclonus:"Good God!"

Anonymous says:

And behold, lord Galvatron parts the red sea.

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: what is galvatron doing, Cyclonus? Clyclonus: well last week he got stuck on the planet of junk for a few days and all that was playing on the screens there was the Matrix series, and now he's trying to be like that Earth being Neo fr

Anonymous says:

Stand back my Minions, I feel the Motherload of all bowl movements occuring within the central core of my body.... Brrrrrrrrmpppphhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Ah... that felt pretty damn good.

Anonymous says:

galvatron: bwoark, im feeling misarebel
cyclonus : mighty galvatron this is what the humans call a hang over
soundwave: affirmitive, you drank to much heineken, try jupiler next time. Belgian beer is the best beer on this planet

galvatron : DECEPTICO

Zeedust says:

Cyclonus: "Are you sure making a scarecrow that looks like Galvatron will keep the Autobots out of our garden?"

Soundwave: "Positive."

slyder says:

Galvatron: "He's SAFE!!!!!"
Soundwave: "Whats going on Lord Galvatron?"
Galvatron: "I bet my arm cannon to Pete Rose that the Reds would lose."
Soundwave: "Wow Pete is more courage

Anonymous says:

Do you not see the invisable boulder on my shoulders.

Anonymous says:

The rest of the Decepticons were really puzzled when Galvatron began instructing them in yoga.

BoomBox says:

Galvatron: Megatron transformation sequence begin!!!...wait I don't have to say that do I?
Soundwave: No... and you're not Megatron either (whisper: you raving lunatic)

BoomBox says:

Galvatron: Now you will witness the power of my secondary gun barrel!!

Anonymous says:

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: Hmm nothing's happening Galvatron: That's funny.. it says right so in this magazine.. *Soundwave quickly hides playboy mag*

Anonymous says:

galvatron:you idiot told me tan this viagra is an energy source, like energon but i dont feel any power??!!
ciclonus:migthy galvatron , this human girl
Britny Spears ,says than no friendo o foe could resist her if use this weapon.
soundwave:no music ,

Anonymous says:

GALVATRON: "nnnnnggh! just give me a few more minutes!" SOUNDWAVE: "Man, i told you that you shouldn't have eaten that full can of baked beans all by yourself this morning!"

Anonymous says:

GALVATRON: "nnnnnggh! just give me a few more minutes!"
SOUNDWAVE: "Man, i told you that you shouldn't have eaten that full can of baked beans all by my self this morning!"

Aestus says:

*singing* "I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!..."

Minicle says:

Soundwave: Old habits die hard don't they Leader.
Galvatron: Shut up and bend over already!

Minicle says:

Galvatron: Up Down Left Right Up Down Left Join in you two!

Soundwave: I knew it was a bad Idea to stick that exercise training program in Galvatron's memory core as a practical joke -_-'

Minicle says:

Its not fair! Why does my Energon toy rule so much whilst my crappy G1 toy sucks so badly!

Minicle says:

Cyclonus: OW! My beautifull face >.

Anonymous says:

Watch me fart, guys!

Shermtron says:

Galvatron:Soundwave... Cyclonus.... follow me to freedom!!!

Shermtron says:

Galvatron: i lost my conacts!!!!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Okay, Cyclonus. Light the firework.

Soundwave: I wish they would stop immitating Jackass stunts.

Rainbow Starscream says:

Galvatron:Watch me do my backflip I've been practicing for the circus!
Cyclonus: Have you lost you mind, Mighty Galvatron?
Soundwave: Apparently. Unicron messed him up GOOD...

Anonymous says:

"Oh brother I shouldn't have eaten those boritos my ass is fire!" *farts* soundwave and cyclonus:" Oh man galv that stinks!"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Together, we are... THE GINYU FORCE!!!

killfranken says:

Hey, look somebody wrote something on the sidewalk- it says, "GALVATRON SUXORS!"

Bombshell says:

*CRACK*! Galvie: God! I threw my back out!
Soundwave: Aw, geez, Lord Galvatron was playing "cheerleader" again.

Anonymous says:

Soundwave: Lord Galvatron, what's wrong?! Galvatron: Let's just say I'm NEVER eating at Taco Bell again! Now let me have some privacy!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron demonstrates his new moves to Cyclonus and Soundwave.

Elita One says:

Galvatron: So there you are, my accursed enemy! You think by crawling on the ground you can escape my wrath? You fool! Soundwave: How long has he been like this? Cyclonus: Ever since Torqulon. He believes slugs are his worst enemies. Galvatron: You cann

DeceptiWynn says:

Galvatron: Fusion HA!
*waits*
Galvatron: Cyclonus! I'm waiting!
Cyclonus: I apologise, mighty Galvatron, but we're not on Dragon Ball Z.
Soundwave: Megatron never did this.
Galvatron: Silence, fool! Now, hand me that oil can; I thin

Elita One says:

Cyclonus: Uh, Mighty One, are those...dolls I see?
Galvatron: NO! There's nothing to see here, move on!
Soundwave: Identification confirmed: Two Barbie dolls, a Skipper and Ken, arranged in a small water container.
Galvatron: ARGH I told you t

Marcus Rush says:

I am Galvatron Lord of the Universe... Leader of the Decepticons. Master of the BELLY FLOP.

brawn1228 says:

Guys, Thanks for the skate board. Now I just have to learn how to olly!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Stop you fools! I found a Minicon! Soundwave: A Minicon,Galvatron? But,we're in G1 not Armada! Galvatron: I don't care but,the power this Minicon has will be mine! HAHAHA! Cyclonus: I think Galvatron need to stop reading Drea

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: "Yeah, this slag is why I'm Funk Master of Destruction in Japan..."

Anonymous says:

Galvatron,"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUW! Tremble before the might of Galvahawk!"

Anonymous says:

Soundwave playing old rap tape:
Galvy:"Break it down!...*vibrates across the floor for a bit* STOP! HAMMER TIME!!"

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus: How long do you think it will take for him to realize he doesn't have the articulation to scratch his own back?
Soundwave: Shouldn't we help him?
Cyclonus: Naaah... way too entertaining.

Anonymous says:

woah guys. an anthill.

LagunaL8 says:

Galv: I swear these thongs are too tight...
SoundW: Affirmative, we can see your buttcheeks
Cyclo: .....(do i have to add on to this too?)

Anonymous says:

IF WE SET OF A FART WITH A LIGHTER IN FRONT OF IT WHEN GALVATRON FARTS TEXAS WILL BE IN SOUTH AFRICA

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Here we go with the new Galvatron Simmons! We go up and down, up and down...
Cyclone:...I'm going to need a professional therapist after this.
Soundwave: Extreme suggestive picture detected!

TheRoMan says:

"So, this is Earth... What did I just land on Soundwave?" SW- "It seems you have just crushed Ryan Seacrest to death." Galvarton- "Great does this mean the Earth people will fear me?" SW- "N

Anonymous says:

IF HE KEEPS FARTING LIKE HE IS TODAY WE WILL END UP IN A DIFFRENT GALAXY

Anonymous says:

IF HE STAYS LIKE THIS HE COULS BE THE NEW MICHAL JACKSON

PredaKing says:

Soundwave: "What is it that you are doing Lord Galvatron?"
Galvatron: "Quiet you fool. I need to concentrate; as soon as I learn how to power up, I can audition for a role on Dragonball Z."
Cyclonus: "You do

Anonymous says:

people we just need a liter and we can lite up the whole planet

Anonymous says:

I love these new spandex pants Cyclonus! They make me want to....STAND UP AND SHOUT! STAND UP AND SHOOOOOUUUUUUTTT!!!!!

TheRoMan says:

Soundwave - Galvatron, why are you making me blast Motorheads "Time to Play the Game"? And whats the whole spiting water thing about?

Anonymous says:

they lady at the store said it would look as big but u guys think this thong is to big?

Anonymous says:

i swear to god men have it so much easier when they gotta take a leak in the woods

steve2275 says:

quiet im spying on wreck gar while he's watching strpperella

Anonymous says:

G: I swear to god i sucked my own ---- before, im just a little stiff thats all.

Anonymous says:

Gahh! My thighs thickened!

CenturionDroid says:

Galv: STAND FAST DECEPTICONS!..........i found......a PENNY!

Anonymous says:

...sorry, I can't even keep a straight face looking at this one.

gir says:

"watch I'll do the splits"

Starscreamer says:

What...did...I...just...SIT IN?

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: 'This was my makeover!!! I thought you guys were going to spray me those natty Energon Megatron colours! If Starscream were here I'd kick his ass for this!!'

Anonymous says:

Owww! I just sat on a Catus!

Anonymous says:

Cyclonus (fem) - "Galvy, you have such a ladder run in your tights, baby". Galvy (fem) - "Noooo, these are best pair"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron (feminine) - "Girls, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oooh My Ghood, I think I have celulite on my thighs, Look !!"

Anonymous says:

Galvatron - "These Kneeguards are just unnessessary ! I MEAN LOOK AT 'EM (crouches), Shaawwaa!

Anonymous says:

Galvatron (Energon Drunk) To Soundwave - "Let's Dance, Silent Bob, You Tubby Bitch !!!"

Anonymous says:

G: If it wasnt for Cyclonus and Sounwave holding me back, I wound tear you apart Rodimus! (whispers) Quick you dumbs fools grab hold of my arms! C: Ehmm, Yes lord Galvatron immediately!

Anonymous says:

All right everybody! And one! And two! And three! And four! And... Cyclonus: For once, I actually want the Autobots to show up and stop us... Soundwave: Agreed.

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Cyclonus, Soundwave, quick, remove my cyber tapeworm!

nothing_face says:

Galvy) Foolish Autobots! Tremble before the might of my ultimate weapon: THE CROTCH CANNON!

Anonymous says:

After watching some earthling pornography, Galvatron wondered why he himself did not have a

Anonymous says:

Poot!

Anonymous says:

Ur! One...more...push!!!

Anonymous says:

Galvy: Do these stockings make my thighs look fat??

(sorry, last one, I swear)

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: And then you say....WE ARE THE GINYU FORCE!!!
Cyclonus: I'm a bit rusty in my Japanese, but what would be the purpose of yeling out the names of dairy products??
Soundwave: Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, eject...Operation: Pass the

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Stand back, boys. It's my turn to play chopsticks on the foot-piano!!! Eat your heart out Tom Hanks!!!

Anonymous says:

Everynight when the decepticons recharge, they all have the same reoccuring nightmare: Galvatron doing some disco type moves

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Stop you fools!
I droped my contact.

Hellspawn says:

Cyclonus: Hey Soundwave. Is...is this a common thing for him? It's rather disturbing. This could ruin our reputation. Soundwave: Only if it hits the internet. Cyclonus: What the f--- is the internet?

Hellspawn says:

Cyclonus: Hey Soundwave. Is...Is this a common thing for him? It's rather disturbing. Soundwave: Only if it hits the internet. Cyclonus: What the f--- is the internet?

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Do you guys think this pose is scary enough? Soundwave: No. But that fart that just came out of you sure was.

ReinaHW says:

Soundwave: "Megatron was better trained than this" Cyclonus: "My God...Now I know who ate Scourge, that's sick!"