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Arcee: "....And you want me to put THAT in my WHAT?"

Ultra Magnus: "Why do you think they call me Ultra Magnus?"

Arcee: "Oh....Oh..my"

Ultra Magnus: "Yeah, I used to get that a lot back on Cybertron. Some girls used to faint"

Ravage: "It's mating season already?"

"Yeah, you wanna be a star? Then lie there and take it!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

"Hey there Mr. Kitty"
"Wake up"
"Wake up"
"Wake up"

"Look at me, i'm Megatron!! WEEEEE!!!!"

"Okay okay okay, now carry me to Megatron's throne. This is going to be so frickin funny!"

"Let's show those circus midgets what it takes to get into show business!"

"ALLEY OOP!"

"The Autobots are laughing because they know we've stopped trying...."

"I'm not sure if I can do this frontflip 360 cannonball!"

".....Give me an "R", what's that spell? REFLECTOR, REFLECTOR, REFLECTOR!!!"

Reflector: "I can't believe this. First we're owning the universe, the next we're cheerleading pyramids. Man...I can't wait t

"Up up, baby Vortex wants up!!! MOMMY, VORTEX WANTS UP!!"

"Stop......HAMMER TIME!"

After the war, Cybertron headed into another Golden Age. Those who were part of Megatron's/Galvatron's ranks went on to do other things. Seen here, Vortex became the first Decepticon mime. He was a very terrible mime and ended his misery with a

"Have no fear, Lord Megatron. I'll stop these Autobots with a SPIRIT BOMB!"

"Okay now....Goku stood like this and what did he say again?"

Prime: "You just smashed your Vibe into my trailor"
Megatron: "I was trying to kill you, Prime"
Prime: "Well, I have some good news and some bad news"
Megatron: "What's the bad news?"
Prime: "You didn&

Megatron: "I can't believe that after our many encounters, it comes down to this"

Prime: "I didn't know you used the same online dating chatroom"

Megatron: "Who knew you were "Sextimus Prime"?!"

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B-Boy Optimus and B-Boy Megatron are here for breakdancing competition. Mass popping and locking and doing the robot will be graded.

Optimus and Megatron: "Prepare to get served!"

Announcer: "Behold, a preview of the upcoming live action Tranformers movie!"

Audience: ".........Dreamworks my ass...."

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest cheetah of them all?"

Mirror: ".....Chester Cheetah...."

"....YOU'RE A PREDACON MIRROR, AREN'T YOU?!"

...And as Cheetor looked at his reflection, he knew he had a bright future ahead of him. Today, Cheetor makes millions of dollars on endorsements for Cheetos chips, under the alias of Chester Cheetah; the Cheetos Cheetah.

"I thought I saw a putty tat!" "I did, I did, I did see a putty tat!"

Starscream: "LEAVE NOW, RUMBLE!!"
Rumble: "This is gross"
Starscream: "THIS IS PRIVATE TIME, MY PRIVATE TIME"

--Scourge digs frantically looking for the next UCC picture--

No one will find me lucky charms

Mission Success, Scourge has buried RiD and Armada.

Scourge: "There....dead and buried"

Looking into the sand of time, Scourge can see the future.

"Christ, they really f**ked up our many series by adding children and...what the HELL?! Minicons? The f**k are Minicons?"

Recently, Scourge has discovered ancient bot symbols in the sand.
Scourge: "This means something...."

--Scourge sees a symbol of a bot flipping him the bird--

"Galvatron decided to play Hide And Go Seek at the Deceptacon picnic....Ha!, They won't find me here"

"Damn it ,sure, it was fun burying Galvatron in sand, neck high, but...I didn't know there would be a high tide....Gotta find him"

Scourge never made many friends back in Kindergarten. He used to play all by himself in the sandbox at recess. Some say it was the neglect from the other little bots that made him a sociopath Deceptacon. More to come on Behind The Scenes: Transformers

"I dunno, Doctor, I think i'm sick or something. At first, I stroked it, then I continued to stroke it and all of a sudden this white stuff's all over my hand. What is this?"

"This is the filling in Twinkies?"