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Alright, Ironhide!!! There aren't any more fem-bots in the bar. It's time for you to go!

May 8, 2012

Ok!!! Quick!!! No one is looking!!!! Do it you whore!!!!

May 1, 2012

Anyone want some head?

Apr 10, 2012

x-brawn: "SSHHHHHHH!!! Dont tell Magnus he's got poop on his trailer whilst he points obliviously behind us!! TTEEEHHHEEEE!"

Apr 2, 2012

Magnus: "I just get home from work and I catch these 3 knuckleheads breaking into my trailer! What are we going to do about this, Prime!"

Apr 2, 2012

"Oh man! I cant believe I actually smell that aweful!"

Jul 27, 2006

Submarauder to Bugly: "Um. I think its time for us to start seeing other people."

Jul 27, 2006

"So THAT'S what that thing down there is for. I thought it was just an eel trying to hitch a ride!"

Jul 27, 2006

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