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Captions by chi-chi

chi-chi has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

(johnny bravo voice) man i'm pretty!

May 31, 2005

who keeps polishing this floor goddamit!!!!

May 10, 2005

i got the eye of the tiger *lalalalalala*

May 10, 2005

its not what it looks like officer optimus just stopped a bit sharp thats all, honest

Dec 14, 2004

Trans-org:that the best sex ive eva had

Sep 24, 2004

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

wow that looks sooo big

Aug 27, 2004

(waking up after one of those dreams)
daniel: optimus? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Aug 27, 2004

LETS PARTY ON DUDES

Jan 6, 2004

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

scourge: no really this headache is driving me crazy, have u got them extra strength asprins

Aug 15, 2003

Shockwave: this isn't the best time to say this but ... I LOVE YOU!!!
Ramjet: er right (big explosion)
shockwave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES DEAD

Aug 15, 2003

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

yeah we'rem making pizza yesssssssssssssss

Aug 15, 2003

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