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Where the hell is my mouth?

May 18, 2007

Why Transformers should not drink...

Apr 19, 2007

WHERE THE FRAK IS THE FRAKKIN' RAID?!

Apr 19, 2007

Spike: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Apr 19, 2007

Is it safe to come out of the closet now?

Apr 19, 2007

Tell me, Mr. Andersen, what good is a phone call when you are unable to speak?

Apr 19, 2007

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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