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Captions by Gallonos

Gallonos has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Slingshot: So wait you lost yours in Vietnam? I lost mine in a construction accident, humans and their demolitions...

Aug 8, 2004

Primes addicted to energon, Slingshot is his dealer...

Prime- Where's my energon?!?!
Slingshot- I don't know, Prime let go!
Prime- You sold it didn't you? You Bastard!
Slingshot- Your over reacting...
Prime- You have some on you I k

Aug 3, 2004

SoundWave: "I can't wait to see his face when he sees I've recorded over his demo tapes with John Wayne Monologues."

Jun 25, 2004

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee: Now if you start today, your missile problems will be gone in a few weeks. And trust me it's a good thing. And remember my singature line at K-Mart, from my home to yours.

Ultra Magnus:(Trying to open the matrix) Open up, damn you open!

Jun 17, 2004

My turn to bury people... Where's Megatron?

May 12, 2004

My ear ache is getting really bad...

May 8, 2004

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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