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Finally, proof that Transformers the Movie didnt go straight to an aircraft near you.

Atleast they aren't showing Gigli anymore

Swingback, the transforming door, performing his favourite prank.

For those of you who didnt think Metroplex's voice centre took up a whole room...

Cyclonus: "You're right that is a bad rash..."
(As always, rust proofing is your friend)

Galvatron: "Electric Slide, on the dance floor! Freaky-deaky like Studio 54!" Soundwave: "Get funky with your bad self!"

Cyclonus: "You will never transform into a jet that way..."

Rumble: "Who cares about the train, I just want to know where my other blaster went."

Rumble "Runaway train never coming back, wrong way on a one track... something, something... Runaway train never..."

First off that Rumble in the Bronx thing was hilarious... kudos.

Rumble: "Time to go to work... is this the A train to Soundwave's chest?"

Rumble: "I never really wanted to be a cassette tape anyway..."

"I didnt need those fingers anyway..."

Rodimus: "Dude, look at this giant arm I got! Im armed and dangerous!"

Vince McMahon: "Why is that guy always following me?" Decepticon Guy: "Woo! Vince McMegatron!"

Bomb-who?

"We now interupt your program for a staring contest with the Iraqi Information Minister." (so what if it has nothing to do with transformers, see if I care)

Minister: "He's near mint, I swear! I saw the fists yesterday!"

Twincast: "This is prom night all over again."

Minister: "Hey G8! Whose got G1, SUCKAH!"

Minister: "I believe our next form of action will be to transform and roll out... any other questions?"

Unicron: "Unicron, the destroyer of worlds, specifically asked for Swank, how can I get my moon rocks off to this?!"

Exactly tweleve minutes before the Decepticons realize that was there last keg.

Shockwave: "To dodge fireball you must... damn, I wish I had a bigger hand to write on important information on!"

Perceptor: "Thats a f***ed up parrot right there."
Jazz: "Dyar, me thinks so too..."

Rabbi Optimus: "Those schlemeal Decipticons have stolen Haunica! Lets just schlep on down and lay a schmekel of whoop-tushie on their Decepti-cans!"

Red Alert: "Why couldnt I be medical SUV instead of firefighting race car?!" Prime: Somehow, that makes even less sense."

Perceptor: "BEST MARCH BREAK EVER! WOO!"
Bumblebee: "Shut up, putz."
Perceptor: "Well, when are we going to get rowdy?"

Bumblebee: "HEY! Barkeep! I ordered 5 'X' whisky, not this sissy Go-bot piss!"

Frenzy: "Mom, its not what you think!"

Seaspray: "Dont touch me there! You brute!"

Ratchet: "Cough... yep, the're twisted."

Ratchet: "You think you are all that with those things that light up and the pants that fit and underwear with the elastic still good! Well I'll show you, you snoody bastard!"

Thrust: "You mean I can just bandage up my toaster and it will be fixed too?"

Tentakil: "I was this close to being piranacon's leg, what a cruel world."

Prime: "What did I tell you about personal space."

"Bwow chicka bwow bwow"
Windcharger: "For the last time Brawn, stop doing that!"

Mirage: "Did you ever know that you're my hero, that you are the wind beneath my wings.... sob..."

Ratchet: "Gee, I never noticed you had an all leather interior."

Ratchet: "For the last time, JUST TELL ME WHERE YOUR TRAILER GOES WHEN YOU TRANSFORM!"

Megatron: "Now if we can just beat Bumblebee and Spike at the next Cybertronian Christmas Party..."

Megatron: "Says here it prevents 10% of all brain injuries."
Starscream: "I like those odds."

Wheelie: "If I have to hear your stupid universal greeting one more time..."

Ratchet: "I'm going to have to give you a prostetic leg." (get it, hes a robot, he is prostetic... oh nevermind...)

Deszaras: "Its big American Party! Happy joy gala, big wide-eye!"
Afeminate Boy: "Yes, big party! I'm your slave, happy!"

Fred: "What do you mean don't touch your red wire?"
ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!

Megatron: "I'm a little harddrive, short an stout, here is my input here is my out!"

Tracks: "this is worse than the time I got that stupid mask superglued to my face."

Hot Shot: "Do you wanna see my mini-con."

Shockwave: "They call this first class?"