Captions by Ricochet

And you apply it like this...

Ultra Magnus: I think he's stoned
Arcee: Or maybe just drank himself into a frenzy after remembering the Femtoy mag he was in before he became Galvatron

Kup: How cute, Bumblebee is playing with himself

This personality chip was... down there. THat explains alot

Rumble is speeding toward Frenzy, playing chicken on the subway!

Damn, this is almost as bad as what that freiken moron did at the Cubs game

RatTrap: I don't think we are drunk enough to do this

A Gestalt Team gone horribly wrong

Kup: Hot Rod look! I found an energon goodie in my box of Electron Trix cerial!

Kup: See Hot Rod, I am not a cheap bastard like you that saves an energon goodie for later on.

Umm... um.... may I please have a copy of Robots gone Wild.

Hello mother...

Dude: Were f*cked

Ultra Magnus: Ok, you 2 kiss and make up!

Scourge: Don't look at me!

I sense a familiar substence in this women's breasts

The reason Earth wasn't a target for Unicron

BiG Money Big money, no whammy no whammy....

Please Starscream, put some clothes on!

Galvatron: I am going to leave for 20 minutes

I'm Runnin, I'm Runnin, I'm Runnin, I'M NAKED!

Jazz: Perceptor, I don't know whats worse, this heavy generator or the bitch on my arm plate

Plz may I see wahts inside?

Mama Dino: How many times have I told you not to eat the decepticons!

Perceptor: Look Ma, I am on the top of the world! Bumblebee: This is the last time we let Perceptor get on the ride after drinking too much energon.

Spike: Bumblebee do you think this is some kinda threat from Cliffjumper when you didn't pay him back?

I was told this kind of stuff was good for your skin.

SS: Hopefully these nuclear waste will kill Megatron if he drank it. MEGS: Starscream you idiot, you fail to posion me and gave me a good drink.

Frenzy: Get that Camra out of here. This is my moment with Prime!!!

Seaspray: Oh MY GOD! Arcee is walking this way!!!
Bumblebee: Ya know you will never get her, right?

Blurr was drunk and was going for Arcee, but kinda missed...

I WANT PRITTY THINGIE!

Cliffjumper, take a picture of me on Soundwave.

How Ratchet gets his extra parts for repairing other Autobots

I didn't know babies came out there.

Computron: Lets play dress up!

Galvatron: NOOOOO

Vortex: I never said you could have a piggy-back ride!!!

Energon, helping ugly bots get laied for the past million years!

Gravatron was captured and their leader was now Arcee who betrayed the autobots!

Meg: So this is the shield those people were talking about to stop radiation from cell phones. Starscream, in case you didn't notice, we DONT USE CELLPHONES!!!

Poor joeyluvs269, a few crazed fans heard what he was saying and deployed there own Transformers on him. He is calling to tell his buddies that he won't be %*#) them tonight.

YEAH! I am able to rule my own island! Megatron will be in envy! MWHAHAHAHA

Sunstreaker: I have a story about a magical place were it never rains. The end.

Megatron: Where are my contacts?!

Skywarp: I will osama yo mama!

Got your nose!

The boy is giving ultiment plans in Chinese, but the robot is saying he only understands Japanese

Ratchet: Made in China

I thought you were a normal transformer like the rest of us

What an autobot really is

We know what you did to our buddies on Earth