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So why build a door there in the first place?

Mar 31, 2004

The annual prank of hiding Trypticon's nipple still continues to this day

Jan 8, 2004

Unicron's sperm disgusts even the mighty Megatron

Jan 8, 2004

Spike: Okay! Okay! You can wear my hat!

Jan 6, 2004

After that day, Prime outlawed the annual fart contest with Metroplex

Jan 6, 2004

If I can just shove 2 more of these up my ass, then I win!

Jan 6, 2004

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Behold, Optimus Stein!

Jan 6, 2004

Gee Ironhide, that puppet looks just like Ratchet

Jan 1, 2004

Even Decepticons don't like Al-Jazeera TV

Dec 27, 2003

Ratchet: "Cough please."

Dec 27, 2003

Kup: Okay, I showed you mine now show me YOURS...

Dec 27, 2003

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

Perceptor's bachelor party quickly gets out of control

Dec 27, 2003

"Ratchet, I should have told you sooner but my head isn't really where you think it is. So all these years you've really been twisting my-

Dec 27, 2003

Not even the mighty Decepticons can bear the sight of Janet Reno's nude pics

Dec 27, 2003

Misinterpreting the storyline of Curious George, the Decepticons descend upon the wrong Man with the Yellow Hat.

Dec 27, 2003

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

The Decepticons celebrate upon destroying the latest Dixie Chicks album

Dec 27, 2003

Blurr: And I thought I was the fastest Autobot...

Nov 13, 2003

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		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
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		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
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