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Prime, I really don't feel comfortable with you touching me there.

Jul 14, 2013

Ok, I've decided to try out for the role of Pig Pen in the new live actio9n Charlie Brown film.

Mar 24, 2013

You know it feels good. Lay there and take it like a bot.

Dec 17, 2012

Megatron covets the exponential generator

This might hurt a little bit.

Jun 30, 2012

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

I'll plant the artificial penis right here.

Jun 23, 2012

I think it will work. We don't look that ridiculous.

May 29, 2012

Back when I was a younger bot........

Apr 18, 2012

I see you.

Apr 8, 2012

I can fit the whole thing. Just like I saw in that video.

Mar 26, 2012

That's it buddy, Just hold it right there........

Mar 5, 2012

Prime, my mother was not a prostitute damnit.

Feb 22, 2012

C'mon kids, sit down and let me tell you the story about how I met your mother.

Feb 19, 2012

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