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Psst! Hey! Mr. Bay! I owe you one!

Jan 15, 2007

"I love these things! Crunchy on the outside and a chewy center!"

May 29, 2006

I'll never find my way out of this friggin' House of Mirrors...

Apr 6, 2006

Friggin' acne!....

May 31, 2005

The worst documented case of head lice....ever.

Apr 14, 2005

"Just Blaster!"

Mar 14, 2005

All good performances end with jazz hands.

Mar 14, 2005

Heinlad's little-known and even lesser-seen "cross-dressing street walker" transformation.

Mar 7, 2005

Futurama has really gone downhill....

Mar 3, 2005

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

Dobby the house elf?

Feb 22, 2005

The absolute end of the Pretenders line...

Feb 22, 2005

Next on Hasbro's idea list: a huge gun with a tyrannosaurus on its back. Brilliant!!

Dec 12, 2004

Another failed cart racing game for PS2...

Dec 12, 2004

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