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♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:56 am
by Skyfire77
But still, they come!♫

Amateur astronomers are puzzling over a seemingly anomalous cloud that has shown up on images of Mars taken over the past few days. Is it really a cloud, or a trick of the eye? Does it really extend 150 miles up from the surface, as some of the observers suggest? And what churned up all that stuff, anyway?

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"And that's how it was for the next ten nights.
A flare, spurting out from Mars - bright green, drawing a green mist behind it - a beautiful, but somehow disturbing sight.
Ogilvy, the astronomer, assured me we were in no danger. He was
convinced there could be no living thing on that remote, forbidding planet."

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:28 pm
by RhA
Awesome. This stuff should hit the news more often.

What can it be? Argh!

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:26 pm
by Mkall
RhA wrote:Awesome. This stuff should hit the news more often.

What can it be? Argh!

My theoery, created right bnow without any further investigation, is that it's a phenomenon much like Yellowstone's Old Faithful, times a million.

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:00 pm
by Skyfire77
If it isn't a smudge or similar defect, I'd bet on it being an impact rather than anything volcanic.

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:27 pm
by DISCHARGE
Well, considering all the secrets surrounding Mars it could be one of many things. Impact, scientific experiment gone awry, Martian plate movement.

Maybe we can get Obama to fill us in:
http://www.geekosystem.com/mars-obama-conspiracy/
I read about this a while ago and even listened to a great podcast, but couldn't find it again. Government coverup?

Since it is a violation of the Outer Space Treaty http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Space_Treaty to detonate something like a nuclear weapon on a celestial body(outside Earth) I doubt it would be the end results of that. Although what's to say the Natives of Mars haven't developed atomic capabilities.

Anyone skeptical is urged to do some research into theories of the moon being a spaceship and ancient nuclear weapons. In Man's limited written history comfort is taken in denial. Declaring something is impossible only limits the possibilities.

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:54 pm
by SlyTF1
Two alien races or organization waging war on Mars. Why couldn't it be Earth? :sad:

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:27 pm
by BeastProwl
It's the Green Lantern Corp! :lol:
Seriously though, 'tis interesting

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:40 pm
by Heavy B
ITS AN INVASION!!! BREAK OUT YOUR WEAPONS BECAUSE SH*TS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

tinfoil, TINFOIL, WHERE IS MY TINFOIL.

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:47 pm
by SlyTF1
Dr. Heavy B wrote:ITS AN INVASION!!! BREAK OUT YOUR WEAPONS BECAUSE SH*TS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

tinfoil, TINFOIL, WHERE IS MY TINFOIL.


Screw that! We should side with them!!!

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:22 pm
by Heavy B
SlyTF1 wrote:
Dr. Heavy B wrote:ITS AN INVASION!!! BREAK OUT YOUR WEAPONS BECAUSE SH*TS ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

tinfoil, TINFOIL, WHERE IS MY TINFOIL.


Screw that! We should side with them!!!

Their not gonna side with us, their gonna EAT US.

I WILL NOT BE FOOD TO POST APOCALYPTIC SCAVENGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:52 pm
by njb902
it is the herald of Jesus ........just turns out his aim is really really bad.

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:01 am
by RhA
...aaaaand we're putting on War of the Worlds.

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:22 pm
by Shadowman
The face of Mars jut ate a really bad burrito.

Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:33 pm
by DISCHARGE
Latest satellite pic
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Re: ♫The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:37 pm
by Skyfire77
DISCHARGE wrote:Latest satellite pic
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