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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby MightyMagnus78 » Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:45 pm

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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Optimum Supreme » Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:54 pm

Motto: "That's [not out yet/never came out] in my area."
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Ah, weird, convoluted fiction, THAT is how you top #3. Bravo, good sir. Bravo.

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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Andrius » Sat Apr 23, 2011 7:05 pm

Diem wrote:The year was 1992. The Super Nintendo was blazing a trail around the world, Tron was celebrating its 10th anniversary by doing nothing in particular and in the US the Transformers franchise which had spent almost a decade drinking and partying wildly ended up stumbling home in the dark, destined to wake up in the morning swearing it would never do Action Masters again.

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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby X3ROhour » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:30 am

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i just read thru this entire thread

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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Sabrblade » Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:09 pm

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Why. Did I not see. This list. SOONER? :lol:

Seriously, Diem, these lists are so good that someone's just gotta go about this site and compile a directory of sorts for them all. But not just those done by yourself, but those and others done by Blurrz, Samsonator, and whoever else has made such lists. ;)

Anyway...
Diem wrote:So to sum up, this figure is a good Decepticon who used to be a bad Autobot who is a repaint of an ex-Autobot Decepticon; he took the colours of a evil Autobot who who is a homage to an Autobot who was a repaint of another Autobot whose name was used for a Decepticon who was a repaint of another guy. And he comes with a Minicon who is a Micromaster.
This sole paragraph is more awesome than a pirate captain who resides within a castle set on the back of dinosaur that swims through outer space and gets destroyed by a giant mechanical scorpion piloted by eye-candy who's father was an insectoid Muppet that was killed by the red hued portion of a Japanese creation that has twelve legs and comes in a variety of colors. :-B :KREMZEEK:
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby LOST Cybertronian » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:35 pm

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never mind. nothing to see here.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Diem » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:03 pm

LOST Cybertronian wrote:never mind. nothing to see here.
How wude!!
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby LOST Cybertronian » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:17 pm

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Weapon: Double-Barreled, Armor-Piercing Particle Beam Cann...
Diem wrote:
LOST Cybertronian wrote:never mind. nothing to see here.
How wude!!


Threads great, my post didn't work out the way I wanted to.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Hal7300 » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:12 pm

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Diem wrote:So to sum up, this figure is a good Decepticon who used to be a bad Autobot who is a repaint of an ex-Autobot Decepticon; he took the colours of a evil Autobot who is a homage to an Autobot who was a repaint of another Autobot whose name was used for a Decepticon who was a repaint of another guy. And he comes with a Minicon who is a Micromaster.


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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Diem » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:40 pm

LOST Cybertronian wrote:
Diem wrote:
LOST Cybertronian wrote:never mind. nothing to see here.
How wude!!


Threads great, my post didn't work out the way I wanted to.
Haha it's okay, I'm just playing.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby SJ21 » Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:17 pm

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Hal7300 wrote:
Diem wrote:So to sum up, this figure is a good Decepticon who used to be a bad Autobot who is a repaint of an ex-Autobot Decepticon; he took the colours of a evil Autobot who is a homage to an Autobot who was a repaint of another Autobot whose name was used for a Decepticon who was a repaint of another guy. And he comes with a Minicon who is a Micromaster.


This paragraph made my brain hurt.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby munkimus prime » Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:46 pm

Motto: "I dislike fools and villains. And you seem to be both."
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Diem wrote:So to sum up, this figure is a good Decepticon who used to be a bad Autobot who is a repaint of an ex-Autobot Decepticon; he took the colours of a evil Autobot who who is a homage to an Autobot who was a repaint of another Autobot whose name was used for a Decepticon who was a repaint of another guy. And he comes with a Minicon who is a Micromaster.[/i]

Sorry Diem but I have to Sig this.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Samsonator » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:01 pm

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Truly a fantastic bit of writing thus far. I am inspired to do my own second list... as soon as I can think of an excellent topic.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby adamassc » Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:47 pm

Motto: "In one little corner of the universe, there's nothing more irritating than a misfire"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Diem wrote:So to sum up, this figure is a good Decepticon who used to be a bad Autobot who is a repaint of an ex-Autobot Decepticon; he took the colours of a evil Autobot who is a homage to an Autobot who was a repaint of another Autobot whose name was used for a Decepticon who was a repaint of another guy. And he comes with a Minicon who is a Micromaster.


Of course, It's all so simple now! I understand! Not just this, but everything! I know everything! I AM Everything!!
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Diem » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:44 pm

munkimus prime wrote:
Diem wrote:So to sum up, this figure is a good Decepticon who used to be a bad Autobot who is a repaint of an ex-Autobot Decepticon; he took the colours of a evil Autobot who who is a homage to an Autobot who was a repaint of another Autobot whose name was used for a Decepticon who was a repaint of another guy. And he comes with a Minicon who is a Micromaster.[/i]

Sorry Diem but I have to Sig this.
Needs moar crediting me :lol:

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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Blurrz » Sat May 07, 2011 6:24 pm

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Oilspill wrote:
Diem wrote:So to sum up, this figure is a good Decepticon who used to be a bad Autobot who is a repaint of an ex-Autobot Decepticon; he took the colours of a evil Autobot who who is a homage to an Autobot who was a repaint of another Autobot whose name was used for a Decepticon who was a repaint of another guy. And he comes with a Minicon who is a Micromaster.


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This list far surpasses mine and the one you did prior Diem, in sheer hilarity.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby munkimus prime » Sun May 08, 2011 9:58 am

Motto: "I dislike fools and villains. And you seem to be both."
Weapon: Arm-Mounted Magnetic-Lock Destabilizer Cannon
Diem wrote:
munkimus prime wrote:
Diem wrote:So to sum up, this figure is a good Decepticon who used to be a bad Autobot who is a repaint of an ex-Autobot Decepticon; he took the colours of a evil Autobot who who is a homage to an Autobot who was a repaint of another Autobot whose name was used for a Decepticon who was a repaint of another guy. And he comes with a Minicon who is a Micromaster.[/i]

Sorry Diem but I have to Sig this.
Needs moar crediting me :lol:

On that note does anyone have sufficiently awesome 'shop skills that they would be willing to use to make me some little sig-banners for this thread and its precursor so that I can plug my lists even more?

But of course. :D

I look forward to the next figure in this list.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Twitchythe3rd » Mon May 09, 2011 8:22 pm

Motto: "Embrace the coming oblivion."
Weapon: Black Magic
Truly a work of epicness. This and your 26 Alt Modes list.

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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Name_Violation » Thu May 19, 2011 2:33 am

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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby gavinfuzzy » Thu May 19, 2011 8:07 am

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G1 scattershot... anyone has him? You can easily mistransform the robot to give him a huge *cannon*
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby RhA » Thu May 19, 2011 10:47 am

Motto: "BRING ME DANGER!"
gavinfuzzy wrote:G1 scattershot... anyone has him? You can easily mistransform the robot to give him a huge *cannon*


A well-endowed male(ish) robot isn't weird. It's inappropriate more then anything else.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Diem » Fri May 20, 2011 9:02 am

Yeah I've been a little busy with other stuff to get up the big finale. I hope to do it this weekend.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Optimum Supreme » Sat May 21, 2011 4:45 pm

Motto: "That's [not out yet/never came out] in my area."
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Diem wrote:I hope to do it this weekend.


That's what she said! :lol:
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Marcdachamp » Tue May 24, 2011 12:02 pm

No matter how ridiculous he may look, I LOVE the colors on that Shattered Glass Sideswipe. But I've also always loved Armada Wheeljack.
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Re: 10 of the Weirdest Transformers Toys of All Time

Postby Twitchythe3rd » Sat May 28, 2011 7:07 pm

Motto: "Embrace the coming oblivion."
Weapon: Black Magic
We can has ending?
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