Glitch, please.
It’s quite obvious that High Command is referring only to those who have access to the admin panel... not those whose only transformation has a sequence that mirrors this:
Psychout - if you would sir, please gather your harem and have them cog swoggle themselves elsewhere; unless they’ve got something pertinent to discuss with me that warrants my attention.
and turbo, stop feeding the wildlife, ya bum.
And while I’m here, I might as well address some of the boltslag I’ve been hearing about, and comment on the negative rumors and baseless accusations levied against me...
again. Although, as I understand it, it’s not just me this time. As I have neither the time nor the care to read and address all of it, I will offer this as my official statement to my allies and “enemies”:
To my allies: Don’t fall for any of the ig’nant, flea-market-penny-priced-tattoo-dispenser philosophy that the enemy tries to shove into your chest plate. This is
your game. Anyone trying to push you around, or guilt you into playing the game they want you to play, can get their opinion stuffed into their gas tank and flame thrown. There will be times when your personal deployment choices affect the faction as a whole, and you will know when that is because it will be during event phases that you will have to sign up for. Other than that, I encourage you to wage war how you like, but do it strategically and within adherence to the rules. You know where and how to find me if you need to, and if you haven’t seen me say or do something that others are telling you I’ve said and done, don’t believe it. My usual advice would be to just ignore it and trench up, but it’s clear that some of you enjoy reading the boards and really wish to be part of the posting community. I’m sorry you can’t enjoy that aspect of HMW without having to encounter the piss poor attitudes of some amongst us. As they say, the night is always darkest before the dawn. Stand Firm.
To those who fancy themselves enemies: Kindly de-magnetize yourselves from my coupling bolts. If you’ve got something to say to me that merits a response, make a concise case of it - minus the flimsy conjecture - and either pm it to me or post it here, where it will either be addressed at an appropriate time of my choosing, or deemed baseless and completely disregarded. Prancing around like the real housewives of Cybertron and dropping unprovoked subliminal jabs at me and others at every available opportunity does more to show the weakness in your characters than it does in anyone else.
And now that the pleasure is out of the way, let us get down to business and the
real reason we all get up in the morning:
These are just a small few I pulled out the folder in haste.
As evidenced
here,
here, and
here, there are
magnitudes more where those came from.
Yes. Contrary to what you may have heard,
Operation Howling Wreckage is going
wonderfully.
All we need now are some strong-willed Autobots to fill the front lines of the push back against the Decepticon hordes.
I told y’all the Howlers and the Wreckers would be there, and like everything else I’ve said, I’ve proved it.
Also, I stand corrected on a belief I previously held, which was that Super Megatron was the most powerful mech in the Heavy Metal War, due to having the number 1 transformer at over 1 billion experience points.
I was wrong. Super Megatron’s Democracy may be the most experienced transformer in the Heavy Metal War, but the title of number one commander belongs to none other than an Autobot:
That is some inspiring slag right there, Autobots; not to take anything away from the hard work Super Megatron has put into the war. It’s still our job to kick his aft
That being said,
Autobots: Stand Firm.
