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Light Gun
Megabuster
Proton cannon
copyright infringement
What the hell was that
Really big shoe

Nuclear toothpick.

oh yea. y'all done f****d up now.

cosmic rust cannon - fp/sk
electromagnetic nunchucku - sk
lightning whip - fp/sk
magnus hammer - fp/sk
syringe laser - fp
sparkdrinker - sk/fp
barrage cannon - fp
nucleon shock gauntlet - fp/sk
emp - grenade - fp
hellfire shotgun - fp
proton frags - fp
sonic cannon - fp/sk
dual bladed lightsaber - fp/sk
dark energon sword - sk
primax blade - sk/fp
kamehameha - fp
special beam cannon - sk
wrist saw - fp/sk
electron bayonet - sk
your mom's cooking - none lol
stasis shock bomb - fp/sk
retractable adamantium fist claws - sk
chuck norris endorsed roundhouse kick - fp/sk
nitrogen-tipped chain spear - sk/fp
diffusion strike - sk
wing shield razors - sk/fp
slagmaker rifle - fp
anti-tank missile - fp
stress fracture cannon - fp/sk
f bomb - fp/sk
corrosive spit - fp
mach 10 tremor blaster - fp
50. cal machine cannon - fp/sk
dual energon swords - sk/fp
energon axe - sk
acid pellet - fp
corosive component cannon - fp/sk
liquid shrapnel - sk/fp
rail gun - fp/sk
demolecularization gun - fp
psionic blast - sk/fp
synchronic satellite sunderer - fp
riot gun - fp
faceplate smash - fp/sk
dark sword of oblivion - sk
and my personal favorite - gravity bong hit.

Lol. i'ma slut for weapons.

p.s.
crazyfists, nice to see you around but when're we gonna see you in some missions, ya jerk

I require the following:

3rd Party Add-ons
Pelvic Thrust

That is all.

Name_Violation wrote:copyright infringement

Editor wrote:3rd Party Add-ons

Jack Hallows wrote:and my personal favorite - gravity bong hit.

Heh, knew I could trust you guys to make me laugh.

I'm loving some of the names that are coming up here, especially a few of the melee-types ones. Keep the suggestion up guys, thanks!!

Las Cannon, Multi Melta, energo katana, Diamond Tipped Buzzsaw, Thunder thighs, Suffocating Towel, Halatosis breath, Fart in a jar, Manapult,Kick to the nuts,

Jack Hallows wrote:p.s.
crazyfists, nice to see you around but when're we gonna see you in some missions, ya jerk

I only play missions, however, I'm above giving myself free XP so I'm still around level 2. Most of the missions I've been in have been con free.

Keep the names coming, some of these have real potential as actual weapons for the game. Others we may just inflict you with out of spite, but that's just us...


Whoever suggested the best name, as chosen by you guys from a shortlist of the staff favourites, will win big so its in your interest to have a good think.

Muramasa
Masamune
Spark Gap
Sparkdrinker
The Last Word
Distortion Field
Sonic Blade

Rock-it Launcher
Swift Kick
Junk Gun
Peacock Shooter
Gun Pod
Pea Shooter
Replica Handgun
Flaming Fist (it makes your punches go faster)
X Divider
Hi-Mega Beam Cannon
Beam Saber
Blue Shell
Britney Spears
Gravity Gun
Rapier*
Candlestick
Foil*
Ribbon*
His Own Arm
Katar*
Gorignak
Testicular Homicide
Red Ring of Death
SOPA
Michael Bay
Corsair Gun
Corsair Sabre
The People's Elbow
A Fangirl
Yaoi
Judo Chop
Judo Kick
Trashcan
Plasma Cutter
Line Launcher
Kamehameha
Dragon's Fist
Claw*
Quad Beam Cannon
The Force
The Dark Side
Force Lightning
Force Grip
Force Choke


*=slap your favorite descriptor on. Energon, Energo, Adamantinium, Orochicalium, Mythral, Beam, Heat, Laser, Crystaline, ect

A few more from my half-asleep noggin'

While more of a "plan" than a weapon, I feel there is room for the Tried and True A-Team: Classic Half-Pincer

also

Pancake Stack
Poisoned Rations
Discarded COBRA Tech
Narcolepsy
Blind Rage
Amway Sales Pitch
Political Discourse
Fanatical Ramblings
Double Shot Non-Fat Chai Cannon
Letter to Princess Celestia

I am really beginning to like this thread.

money shot
reality check
wet noodle
monomolecular doo-hickey
restraining order
SCIENCE

Name_Violation wrote:SCIENCE

THIS. YES. MUST HAPPEN.

crazyfists wrote:I only play missions, however, I'm above giving myself free XP so I'm still around level 2. Most of the missions I've been in have been con free.

yea, i've seen you in a couple missions ya slick bastid unique team name lol. you shouldn't look at it as giving yourself free xp, but rather keeping the decepticons, namely the rdd, from getting all the free xp lol. my highest bot is a lvl 4 so i've got your back breh

weapons round 2:
brick in a purse
spiked bat
old laundry bag
bloody hook
sock fulla pennies
chainsaw crutch
atomic pogo stick
vibrat... nevermind.
paternity test
cosmic chaos blast
trident
death ray
look in the mirror
pressure point punch
can of mace
electric handshake
garrote wire
orbital drop shoulder tackle
sword & dagger
servosis shadow strike
pharyngeal jaws
purple nurple
high five to the face
triple barrel acid rust revolver
scalptaker hatchet
cybertronian army knife
kaonian battle axe
iaconian greatsword
bear trap beatbutt
sopa agreement
back breaker suplex
empty heineken bottle
religious reference
"good game"
moonwalker musket
denied facebook request
shoulder mounted plasma cannon
ergo disc
warglaives of azzinoth
razor whip
pooper scooper
tectonic stomp
sonic wail
spiked tail
flu shot
cheap pick up line
knife glove
chloroform napkin
inter planetary homing missile
organicannon
b.f.g.
tactical nuke strike
burnt toast bomb
comment about the weather
sonic boom cannon
electromagnetic egg launcher
cosmic ki bomb
clutter missile
embarassing childhood memory
shot of cheap whiskey
very disappointed look
death metal screech
jet judo strike
5 servos of doom
bone blade
cybertronium slinky slap
spartan kick
kamakazi corkscrew
handcuff cannon
heart felt apology
flaming frozen t shirt launcher
licorice jelly bean
surgical scalpel
skunk pellet
blackout bomb
minicon cannon
judgement scythe
molecular magmatizer
retractable baton
rolled up newspaper
bieber album
feminine shove
wishbone splitter
guardian gun
rhisling
razor ring
spine grab
hell's wind staff
mre bomb
technical foul
duh, winning!
vicious blow to the temple
curb stomp
reverse psycology tactic
psionic arm blade
zombie bite
cyber key blade
conundrum cannon
sectumsempra
avada kadavra
battle rap verse
sub atomic particle vaporizor
fission breaker
anaphylactic shock bomb
mustard gas gun
u mad, bro?
charged chassis beam
eldritch energy
internal liquidation injector
pack of menthols a day (sure to send many into stasis lock much sooner than expected lol)

BO Blaster, Kitchen sink, lawsuit, garden hose, Mattock, Bork cannon, Energon catapult, Electro noose, red special, the dreaded rear admiral, Gurthang, Yatsutsuna, Crissaegrim, Claymore, Blackjack, Ugly sword, Lady Gaga, atomic fireball, sledge hammer, drill gun, kick in the ass, backhand chop, dirty look, lariat, plate of liver, glove slap, stiletto, stench of failure, sweet chin music, Necro sword, bastard blade, litter box, Nunchaku, Halberd, Excalibur, Ragnarok, fustigator, Sword of light, Sword of sun, Sack of doorknobs, hand of god, hornets nest, reasonable excuse, beer keg, Molotov cocktail, Vicious backhand, proctologist, Dirty sock, diaper cannon, political propaganda, Toupee, Atomic knitting needle, Uzi, cap gun, flogging stick, 9 iron, ex wife, Gibbs slap, Bruno Magli shoe, Puke nuke.

Sonic boom, Joy Buzzer, box o’matic hammer, Scottish Kiss, Polish Penetrator, Soul Blade, Master Sword, Deathclaw, Epic Fail, Pimp Shotgun, Archie Backhand, Sprout Bomb, Flaming Sword of Doom, Adamantium Claws, Frost Blade, Proton Canon, Titty Cannons, Arse blaster, Evangelical Bible Basher, Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Yo Momma, Sonic Screwdriver, God Guts Fire blast, Kahmehammi Ha, Raven Talons, The Cricket, Rune Staff, Soul spear, Common Sense Slap, Nipple Cripple,

NV wrote:SCIENCE

Awesome!

sorting through this lot may take a while. I'll give it a day so for some more, then we'll start sorting through them all looking for the best.

Bahama Mama
Mai Tai
Screwdriver
Jager Bomb
Whiskey Sour
Mint Julip
Long Island Iced...oh, you wanted weapons.

Actually, some of those would still work just fine.

Sharkticon in a Pokeball
Exaclibur III
Chihuahua Catapault
Crotch Laser (Metal Gar REX and Destroyman approved)
Oversized Japanese Katana
Processor over Matter
Five Servos of Doom
Marshmallows cooked over the Fallen's flame
Vibro Spork
Unicron in a can
Plot twist
Furmanism
Robot Unicorn Attack
Bender's Shiny Metal @$$
Pet Crocostimpy
TP for your bunghole
Bat Anti Sharkticon Repellant
Erupting Burning Finger
Erupting Middle Finger
Soul Punch
Sonic Boom
Psycho Crusher
Metallikato noogie of death
Subatomic Wedgie
Honey Badger
Needless CGI add in effects

Dynamax wrote:Sharkticon in a Pokeball

HEY, YOU GOTTA CATCH'EM FIRST!!!

Lol. this is becoming a strain on my already questionable mental stability.

round 3:
plate of sustain's mystery surprise (which i'm sure puts dynamax in the cr every sunday lol)
laser guided bananaconda channeler
beehive in a pillowcase
devastating 360° spark wave
soap on a rope
razor blade guitar riff
euthanizer dart
columbian necktie
cleveland steamer
knife in a gunfight
lesson in manners
ddr camoflagued mortar strip
dual compression wrist mounted minigun flamethrowers
hull breaker bomb
nuclear holocaust ignition
peacemaker pistol
skull bolo
mrs lovett's meat pie
inappropriate gesture
star spangled shield
petrified crocodile club
rusty shiv
dual ulak blades
unmarked gravestone
ghostblade
monkey wrench
ancient cybertronian runesword
car bomb
roofie coolata
machine gun chainsaw
gunblade
trigun
omni-directional convergence crusher
grudge monkey
ragnarok rifle
spark trapped glass sword
pro choice punch
olympian thunderbolt
end of the line, pal
math test
moto-razr blade
pow! right in the kisser
high internet usage bill
ninja assault nun
frozen cactus
porcupine stocking stuffer
vicious verbal assault
skinned kitten cannon
barbed wire tennis racket
sharpshooter shrapnel handgun
epic death scene
widowmaker handcannon
george w. bushmaster rifle
scooby snack blaster
quad barreled coin blaster
glitter bomb
good ol' fashioned ass whippin'
yellow snowball
groundhog landmine
lunar eclipse missile
multi-cellular breakdown bomb
hakuna matata
public urinal
roadkill rifle
fit of maniacal laughter
nuclear attack squirrel contingent
cow patty launcher
jigsaw's puzzle trap
delux crabby patty
sheet of used toilet paper
offer they can't refuse
and for all you rdd heads out there - truck stop parkin meter

Sock Full o Quarters
Boston Redsock
Paternity suit
Restraing Order
Summons
Upgrade Repo
Caustic Grip
Nano Bot Bomb
Acme Rocket
Reciprocating Bolt Rifle
Sattelite. Targeted. Automated. Rifle. S.T.A.R
Molten Metal Mortar
Selenium Spike Tipped Knuckle Dusters
Molecular Mass Disruptor Beam

Sword of Secrets, Dober Gun, Tremor Gauntlet, Cybertronian Slug-slinger, Smart Gun, Pulse Rifle, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick, Pity the Foo throw, Mini Sharkiton Swarm gun, 5 moves of Doom, Fellblade,

We're going to wrap up naming suggestions shortly so if you have any more relevant ones don't be scared to post them.