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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Psychout » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:16 pm

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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Burn » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:23 pm

Psychout wrote:Because his strongest is too scared to reach the top level and actually face Gore.

I still like that people check their missions and go "OH ****! IT'S GORE!"

I mean realistically, he's no different to all the other maxed out rammers out there. But hey, I ain't gonna complain about his "scary" reputation. Image

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I used to be a pretty good Freelance Peacekeeping Agent, yes?

Yessssss. Keep it up and you shall soon see yourself being promoted in the glorious army that is the Decepticons! /roleplay
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Psychout » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:36 pm

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Burn wrote:/roleplay

Needs more *asterisks*
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Burn » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:39 pm

*Burn throws a rusty shovel at Psychout*
*Psychout avoids, the rusty shovel hits Bun-Bun in the head*
*Bun-Bun has been stasis locked*
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Psychout » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:44 pm

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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Bun-Bun » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:46 pm

Burn wrote:*Burn throws a rusty shovel at Psychout*
*Psychout avoids, the rusty shovel hits Snowflake in the head*
*Snowflake has been stasis locked*
*Bun-Bun picks up shovel and sells it on the black market to superstitious fools that believe it has magical abilities*


*Fixed that for you*
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby turbomagnus » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:48 pm

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Burn wrote:
Psychout wrote:Because his strongest is too scared to reach the top level and actually face Gore.

I still like that people check their missions and go "OH ****! IT'S GORE!"

I mean realistically, he's no different to all the other maxed out rammers out there. But hey, I ain't gonna complain about his "scary" reputation. Image


Except for one certain freakin' lunatic who goes "Oh, yeah! IT'S GORE! Time to try for two per cent!"... :-D

And then promptly ends up in Stasis Lock, 0/0-ing out of the mission, wondering why his fellow Autobots keep sending 1's and 2's into Hell Unleashed against Decepticon 8's, 10's and Gore instead of sending TFs that might, y'know, actually be useful... :BANG_HEAD:
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Burn » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:50 pm

Bun-Bun wrote:*Fixed that for you*

I stand corrected!
turbomagnus wrote:Except for one certain freakin' lunatic who goes "Oh, yeah! IT'S GORE! Time to try for two per cent!"... :-D

And then promptly ends up in Stasis Lock, 0/0-ing out of the mission, wondering why his fellow Autobots keep sending 1's and 2's into Hell Unleashed against Decepticon 8's, 10's and Gore instead of sending TFs that might, y'know, actually be useful... :BANG_HEAD:

But even a scratch against those high levels can earn you more XP than a more "safe" mission.

People seem to forget that.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Wingz » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:12 pm

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Burn wrote:People seem to forget that.


8-) That medic life is nice in Hell Missions.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby ThunderThruster » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:16 am

Burn wrote:I still like that people check their missions and go "OH ****! IT'S GORE!"


Every. Single. Time.

but as you say, the XP from said encounters is often far better than a 'safe' no batrtle mission.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby ctrlFrequency » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:39 am

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Yeah I love seeing the 1-11 Hell missions up. Even on the worst one I normally get far more XP.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Sustain » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:43 am

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ctrlFrequency wrote:Yeah I love seeing the 1-11 Hell missions up. Even on the worst one I normally get far more XP.

They make for great story telling too.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby ctrlFrequency » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:08 am

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Sustain wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:Yeah I love seeing the 1-11 Hell missions up. Even on the worst one I normally get far more XP.

They make for great story telling too.

I bet they do!! :)
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby ThunderThruster » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:17 am

Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Psychout » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:53 am

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ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

You are a literal hero. :BOWDOWN:

Let's hope more follow your example, then you won't be alone.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Dragonslayer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:05 am

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ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

I feel ya. Usually middle of the day (Texas time) I end up getting outnumbered. Evening time seems to be the gathering hour for most Bot players.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby ctrlFrequency » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:11 am

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ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.



Well... We only do it because we love you.

Yeah... That's it. We love you.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby ThunderThruster » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:27 am

If this is love, I don't want to know what you do when you hate 8-}
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby ctrlFrequency » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:32 am

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ThunderThruster wrote:If this is love, I don't want to know what you do when you hate 8-}


No.... No you don't.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Dragonslayer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:33 am

Motto: "Howdy, dammit!"
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ctrlFrequency wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.



Well... We only do it because we love you.

Yeah... That's it. We love you.

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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Bun-Bun » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:20 am

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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby ctrlFrequency » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:43 pm

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KILL!!!!!

No wait... Then we'll have nothing to beat.

MAIM REALLY BADLY!
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Burn » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:41 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

Have you tried the Iacon Forums? Word on the street is it's the place to be when you need backup and told how to configure your bots.
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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Dragonslayer » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:53 pm

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Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

Have you tried the Iacon Forums? Word on the street is it's the place to be when you need backup and told how to configure your bots.

Who told you that?! I mean, it's true, but who gave you such valuable and secret information?!

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Re: Hello HMW!!

Postby Psychout » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:53 pm

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Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

Have you tried the Iacon Forums? Word on the street is it's the place to be when you need backup and told how to configure your bots.

I'm told they have a great leader in there rallying the troops as we speak!
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