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Ordinary World, Extraordinary People

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Ordinary World, Extraordinary People

Postby snavej » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:34 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
GENERATION ONE © John H. Evans, April - July 2019

1. Lawless Highway
(A desert area outside Neosiak City, Phlentch)

The shiny little vbotriq spread a light coating of resin over itself and then slowly rolled in the dust, picking up a dull green-brown coating that helped with camouflage. It wasn’t concerned with the noises and vibrations all around. Its sole concern was its prey, the zengerloj behind the small pebbles. This was what Kneyo needed: a mini-drama to distract him from his predicament. He watched from above, breathing very quietly so as not to disturb the scene. The vbotriq advanced stealthily on the zengerloj, using the cover of the pebbles. The small quarry didn’t react and continued eating tiny plants from a crevice. A few stones and arrows flew overhead but they were irrelevant to this miniature scene. Kneyo wished that he could have a drink but he had to lie still, mainly to avoid attack but also to observe the hunting vbotriq. It crept forward, millimetre by millimetre. Kneyo willed it on. However, he could feel boredom growing. He wanted greater action, yet he was thwarted by circumstance. His mind wandered and he imagined that he was watching a grander, more exciting hunt. If the vbotriq and zengerloj were larger, they couldn’t exist on this world. (It would be physically impossible due to mechanical constraints on their bodies, such as breathing rates and muscle strength.) They’d have to be on another planet in an exotic part of the galaxy. There’d be six moons and fourteen comets in the sky. Animals would breathe argon dioxide and excrete glowing strands of gelatinous polymer. He’d need a star ship to reach that place and watch the hunt. Once he had a star ship, he’d be set for life! However, no one around here had the slightest clue how to build one.

“How the hell are we going to find them?” said a bandit as she wandered nearer, bow in hand. “This place is like a maze.” She cast her eye over the debris-strewn ground. There was nothing but rubbish, undergrowth and dirt.

“Either we find some or we get punished back home,” said another bandit. “You don’t want punishment. Keep searching.” Kneyo felt fairly safe in his hiding place, inside the hulk of an old, abandoned machine called a tape-net splicer. As the first bandit had said, this unofficial dumping ground was a maze. There were many pieces of junk, both large and small. The vegetation was fairly thick and also there were numerous, irregular rock formations scattered about. It was very difficult to walk through the area. The gang of female bandits cursed their luck as they slipped and tripped, combing the vicinity for hidden travellers to rob. Kneyo lay still and watched the smaller hunt. The vbotriq was very close now. Another few millimetres and it reached striking distance. At that point, something triggered in the zengerloj. The prey had a hidden trick: it opened flaps on its rear and instantly resembled a vbotriq. Also, it emitted a strong scent and pumped out some orange jelly from an opening under its abdomen. The hunter paused and reassessed the situation. The jelly seemed very inviting. Silently, it stepped out from behind a pebble and started sucking up the jelly. The zengerloj didn’t flee: it continued eating. When the vbotriq had finished its meal, it crept up to the zengerloj and gingerly attempted to mate. It had been fooled by the zengerloj’s display. The mating was successful, although no offspring would result. Upon completion, the vbotriq dismounted and stood still. The zengerloj took its chance and wandered off, escaping the jaws of the sated predator. When it reached a safe distance, it folded up its disguise and kept moving away from danger. Kneyo was amazed, having never seen a zengerloj use deception before.

“Damn, I just stood in a fresh turd!” complained a bandit as she stumbled between bushes, rocks and rusty appliances.

“I just missed one!” said another bandit. “There must be someone around here, curling them off.”

“I have to scrape my shoe,” said the first bandit. “Give me a minute.” Moments later, there was a call from a larger animal. The bandits were immediately interested, hoping to catch it for dinner. Kneyo watched from his hiding place in the shell of a large outdated tape-net splicer. The animal was very close to him. He could hear its footsteps. Why were they dragging? The next moment, a scruffy man shuffled past. He let out a low, coarse groan. He was the source of the animal noises. Why was he imitating a beast? Whatever the reason, he was going to attract the bandits. Kneyo covered himself with an empty trash bag and hoped that they wouldn’t see him. He didn’t want to lose his gear and perhaps his life to these nasty women.

“You, stop right there!” said a bow-wielding bandit. “What the hell are you doing? Where’s the ingivat?”

“Oh, I...er...I’m sure I don’t know!” said the scruffy man, surrendering to the archer. “Is there an ingivat around here? I didn’t see one.”

“He must’ve been calling like an ingivat,” said another bandit. “He’s trying to lure one to him. Maybe he wants to kill it and eat it. Drop your weapon, man.”

“I have no weapon, my lovely,” said the man with a placating smile. “I’m out here scavenging. There’s plenty to take, as you can see.”

“Hmm, so you’re a scavenger,” said a third bandit. “Where’s your bag, then? You should have found a few things by now.”

“I left it back there,” said the man unconvincingly, pointing behind him. “It’s easier to drop it off and pick it up later. Could I please go on with my little treasure hunt?” The third bandit examined him carefully. She noticed that his face and neck were flushed purple and yellow, which was a sign of arousal.

“So you want to go after your treasure?” she queried. “What’s wrong with the treasures in front of you?”

“Umm, th-they’re...armed and d-dangerous,” stammered the man. “I wouldn’t dare. I mainly stick to ingivats. They’re easier to control. I’ve used them for several years.”

“Well, now we’ll use you,” said the third bandit. “You’re coming with us, bestialist. Some of us need male attention. I hope you can rise to the occasion!” She gestured for him to go with them.

“That shouldn’t be a problem!” said the man, smiling and thankful for his good fortune. The three bandits led him away. He didn’t realise that he’d been enslaved.

“Oh God, I stood in another one!” shrieked the first bandit. “I hope these aren’t yours, dude!” She did her best to wipe off the dirt as they took the man to a cleaner location. This was Kneyo’s chance. He left the tape-net splicer carcass and scuttled across to where his friends had hidden. He found them lying under a heap of mouldy, discarded clothing behind a boulder and a clump of spiky bushes.

“They’ve gone!” he whispered urgently. “Let’s go before more come this way!” Ftanji and Sbeaz arose, glanced around and went with Kneyo. Clutching their light luggage, they jogged quietly away from the ambush area. After half a kilometre, they hid in the shade behind a derelict building. They ate a few snacks and drank their remaining water. Sbeaz pulled out a map and they planned an emergency route to Neosiak City.

“We were so close!” said Ftanji. “Another twenty minutes and we would’ve been there! Those awful women have taken our transport.”

“I’ve never seen anything like it!” said Sbeaz. “Things are getting really bad when bandits hijack a megavan so close to NC. No one stopped to help. No one fetched the cops. I’m sure a few people got abducted.”

“They definitely took that ingivat lover,” said Kneyo. “He thought he was going to get some from the bandits but I wouldn’t bet on it.”

“I say we head South West, through that wood,” said Sbeaz, pointing away from the main road. “We should be able to skirt the bandits and use back lanes to enter NC.”

“When we’re there, we can tell the cops about the bandits,” said Ftanji. “I really miss the good old days when we could just call it in.”

“Goddamn interference plague!” swore Kneyo. “It screwed our telecoms so bad but we still kept our gadgets, like nostalgic fools. When will it end?! Life was so much easier with signal!”

“Stop complaining,” said Ftanji. “Life’s easier now, in a way: it’s more basic and primal. It’s us against them, so it’s simple. Let’s go. First, we should head for that big rock.” The three friends loped off again, hoping to use cover and reach the city by an alternate route. They didn’t know why they were going there but it certainly felt very important.



2. Transcending Realities
(Another desert area outside Neosiak City)

“Why can I see so much?” asked Stohv as he stood in a desolate area of scrub. “Thousands of people are converging on Neosiak City and I can already see most of them. How can that be, with our confounded interference plague? It shouldn’t be possible! Don’t just sit there: answer me this riddle!” He stared at his meagre, lifeless audience as he sweated in the evening heat. Droplets tickled down his skin. The five watchers were totally impassive. All they did was rust, peel and accumulate dust. Stohv’s vision flickered like a stroboscope but they sat useless in the dirt. They were five machines that were slowly returning to the earth. Most impressive was the space capsule, with its tough exterior seared by furnace-like burns. Next to that was a boat, a car, an aeroplane without wings and a small tunnel boring platform. Together, they made an abysmal assembly of uncommunicative wrecks but they were better than a group of critical people. Wrecks wouldn’t try to lock him up but neither would they offer any opinions.

“Forget it, I’ll just have to get through this on my own, as usual,” said Stohv, sitting on the floor. “I can do it but I have to remember the basics like eating, drinking, breathing and so forth.” He closed his eyes and re-engaged with the ridiculous reality shifts occurring in his brain.

“When will you come home to bed?” asked his mother seventeen years ago.

“Erm...” he tried to reply.

“What time frame do we have on the Great Event this year in NC?” asked a city planner downtown.

“Three hours after nightfall,” said Stohv, answering his mother. “My head’s in such a spin. Time screeches by so fast these days. Sometimes it goes backwards or round and round.”

“When it happens, I’ll be able to tell my kids I wasn’t there but I still felt a tingling in my cleeb-arns!” said an enthusiastic old woman in the near future. He could tell because there was a marked calendar on the wall behind her.

“I shouldn’t be seeing this,” thought Stohv. “I mean the near future, not her cleeb-arns. They’re well kept, though.” He was tired of this nonsense. He lay on the floor and tried to blot it out but he couldn’t do so completely. Unexplained visions continued pouring through his mind. There was only so much he could take. He lay back on the dusty soil and quickly dozed off.

“I don’t like this, Gyhuly,” said Zmekolevv as the group of raiders approached Stohv. “I’m getting a strange vibe from that man and this place too.”

“You’re always getting stupid vibes!” said the leader Gyhuly. “Let’s collect scrap once in a while, for God’s sake!”

“He’s right, Gyhuly,” said Kohnphid. “I haven’t felt right about this area for the last hour. We should try somewhere else.”

“It won’t matter if we take some good pieces and then vamoose,” said Thiglak. “These hunks of junk are worn out and obsolete. No one will object.”

“What if he wakes up?” asked Kohnphid.

“It’s four against one,” said Gyhuly. “What can he do?!” The raiders went closer and examined the vehicles. Quickly, they identified components that could be detached and removed. They pulled tools from their pockets and began to unscrew the choice pieces. Gyhuly was about to lift off a curved section of aeroplane frame when the scene changed abruptly. He found himself throttling the unconscious man, who was now awake.

“It doesn’t matter what you do,” rasped the man as his air was choked off. “Things will...work out...the same.” Gyhuly was shocked at his sudden transposition. He stopped strangling the man and withdrew his hands. He pulled himself back to an upright kneeling position.

“Zmekolevv, you were right!” he called out. “We should take what we have and get out of here.” He got off the man and stood up. Looking around, he saw Zmekolevv standing nearby with a large piece of aluminium in his arms. At the same time, he saw Zmekolevv lying on the ground in a pool of his own blood. Ten metres away, Kohnphid was walking away with a chunk of steel. She was also visible in the opposite direction, struggling on the floor with an unseen adversary. Thiglak appeared twice too, the first time standing with a painted metal panel and the second time backing away from a bizarre metal monster.

“Do you see it?” asked the man as he sat up and rubbed his neck. “Are you experiencing my fractured view of the world? It’s horrible, isn’t it?! I wish that my nightmare would end. You should get out of here, my friend. Take your crew with you. I’m bad news to be around. I might have to top myself soon, to end the pain. At least I have plenty of metal and glass to cut my wrists.” He put his head in his hands and cried softly. Meanwhile, the metal monster had killed the second version of Thiglak and now turned toward Gyhuly. He saw it, screamed in terror and ran for his life. The first versions of Zmekolevv, Kohnphid and Thiglak dropped their booty and followed him as fast as they could. They all sprinted across country. Just then, people started appearing from nowhere. There were hundreds or possibly thousands of them. The four raiders had to dodge several before stopping. It wasn’t a good idea to sprint when so many people were popping out of thin air.

“Don’t...go over there!” wheezed Gyhuly, trying to warn people. “Monster, killers: too dangerous!”

“We’ll be fine; don’t worry about it!” said a woman walking by. “The world’s changing for the better. You’ll see, when you’re ready.” She kept walking and gradually faded away, as did the others.

“They’re disappearing again,” said Thiglak. “Let’s keep moving.”

“You can go wherever you want,” said a voice next to Gyhuly. “We’ll be seeing each other again before too long. Look, I already have a version of you, Gyhuly!” The original Gyhuly turned and came face to face with himself, except that his doppelganger had some metal components attached to his body.

“My name’s Stohv, by the way,” said Stohv, who was standing next to Gyhuly’s double. “Slowly, things are coming into focus. I can control this one now. This seems to be part of my destiny. I use machines to do all kinds of things. I don’t know how it works but it’s powerful and effective!” He used his influence to make the second Gyhuly smile and wave.

“We’re sorry, man!” said the original Gyhuly, backing away. “We won’t bother you anymore!” He turned and ran once again, followed by his three friends.

“That’s fine,” said Stohv. “The way I see it, I’m going to be bothering you more than vice versa.” He smiled but then he had further visions of the past and future. Some of them were tragic. Once more, he was plunged into gloom and despondency. Alternate realities continued to flutter all around him.



3. Cherished Memories
(Early life at home in the western suburbs of Neosiak City)

One day, back in Stohv’s boyhood, he was young and warm and secure and cosy. His life was fixed and set fair. He built up his toy blocks, gear wheels, shafts, bands and tyres. He could make many vehicles, conventional or eccentric. His father Dahuva watched, very pleased. Presently, Stohv brought him his latest creation. It was called ‘Swamp Crawler Four’ and it had the biggest tyres available. Stohv didn’t realise that the vehicle’s configuration was flawed. Such large tyres required a stronger engine block to drive them. That wasn’t a problem. Stohv would learn the correct methods soon enough. Dahuva hugged his son so eagerly, he thought that he’d burst. Stohv’s eyes widened as he felt a torrent of irresistible love energy engulf him. It seemed utterly endless. It opened his mind and heart to the ebb and flow of the infinite cosmos. He lost track of time. In fact, the hug only lasted half a minute but it seemed to go on and on, as much as he cared to imagine. After that unexpected window into the omni-realms, Dahuva pulled back but still clasped Stohv’s shoulders in his hands.

“My most precious boy, I want you to have the best, most fulfilling life possible,” he said. “Would you promise me that you’ll do your best to make the most of your life? The sky’s the limit! No, in fact you should experience a thousand skies! A million! A billion!”

“A trillion! A zillion!” continued young Stohv. “A trillion zillion! What’s bigger than that?”

“A googol!” said Dahuva. “A googolplex! You should stop after a googolplex and ninety two. That’s enough for a Jubusday. Have your supper and then go back to it the next day!”

“Dad, you’re being ridiculous!” said Stohv. “I might be able to see a googolplex and ninety skies in one Jubusday but a googolplex and ninety two is too many. I’d have to be God or something!” Dahuva looked into the distance for a moment, thinking profound thoughts.

“You’re right,” he said, looking back into Stohv’s eyes. “You’d need divine power to go the distance. We’ll have to work on that. If we keep living excellently, we’ll find a way. I’m sure your mother will help us.”

“Crazy Daddy!” said Stohv. “I can’t be God. Anyway, before all that sky hopping, I’ll need more blocks. When can we go and buy some? I want to build a giant, über, mega truck with seventeen horns and an animal launcher.”

“Well, I’m not sure,” said Dahuva. “It all depends...” As he spoke, Stohv reached around into his father’s back pocket. There was a mysterious crackle of electricity and Stohv pulled a wad of cash from the pocket.

“Hey, you can’t use that!” complained Dahuva. “That’s my gloating money, for showing off around town. How will I gloat without it?” Stohv tutted and shook his head as he peeled off some bills.

“You’ll have to pad out your wad with blank paper,” said Stohv. “I need blocks and you can’t refuse me. You love me too much.”

“True and you’ll need the practice,” said Dahuva. “You don’t yet know all the things I have planned for you. It’s going to be the wildest time that you could possibly imagine!” Stohv gulped: he could tell that his father really meant it.

“Don’t sweat,” said Dahuva. “You have all the time in the world: a googolplex worlds, in fact. You’ll be fine! Now, I’ll show you how to build the coolest machines. Give me your spare blocks.”

“You might be the greatest Dad but you’re not as cool as me,” said Stohv. “Give it up, old man!” Dahuva laughed and began demonstrating his amazing construction skills.

In the present, the memory of that day still burned bright in Stohv’s memory. His father was diminished now, weaker and more fragile. However, Stohv knew that the power was only sleeping within him. The right trigger could bring it back, quicker than lightning. He didn’t want to disturb him, though. Physically, old Dad wasn’t up to much anymore. Essentially, Stohv was alone now but he coped well like that.



4. Lawlessness Goes Both Ways
(A third desert area outside Neosiak City)

Every few seconds, the scene changed. The visions all seemed clear and authentic. Sometimes, animals appeared. Most of them were familiar but a few were unknown prehistoric types, with arrangements of horns, tentacles and mouth-trunks never seen before by modern folk. One or two seemed overloaded with such adornments, which could be construed as either horrific or comic. At least she didn’t have to look at them too long. For the most part, she saw landscapes. Parades of ordinary views were interspersed with flashes of brilliant beauty. Now and then, primitive people appeared at random. Mainly, they were hunting and gathering in the distance. At least three were kneeling right in front of her, apparently in prayer. They looked thin and care-worn. As time went on, a smattering of modern people were revealed. The last one was definitely in the future. She could tell because the woman was levitating a few metres above the ground. Unlike anyone else, this woman seemed aware of the viewer and waved at her briefly. She hardly smiled and her gaze was disturbing.

“Please, is anybody there?!” asked Riztanzi. “Someone’s drugged me. I can’t see reality right now.”

“That’s absurd,” said her friend Duronkest. “We’ve been watching for hours. No one’s drugged you.”

“It could be a micro-dart or a slow-acting drug,” suggested Olpur, another friend. “I’ve been reading about them in my magazines.”

“Dah! No one would bother using those on us!” snorted third friend Viboniu. “We’re low-level bandits. No one’s tracking us, as long as we’re mobile and agile. Stay where you are for now, Riztanzi. The visions should stop soon. Remember, the same thing happened to Zirenquom a few days ago.”

“I’m scared, Vib!” said Riztanzi. “There are people watching me in my visions. They see me and try to talk to me. I can’t understand their languages. Either they’re too old-fashioned or they’re foreigners. Five of them have definitely been Hecinax.”

“Have patience, Riz,” said Duronkest. “We’re living in strange times. We knew there’d be some risks when we agreed to rob the pilgrims-without-a-cause.”

“I didn’t count on being shown a massive picture show from the last million years!” said Riztanzi. “This is much worse than drugs. Everything’s in high-definition and completely out of my control. My brain’s been overrun! I should get out of here. I’m totally out of my depth. Could someone please drive me home? I can’t stand this for much longer!” There was obvious panic in her tone of voice. She rose and groped around for the exit. Olpur stepped forward and pushed her back into her seat.

“Stay there,” she warned. “It’s not safe to move you around while your perceptions are so compromised. We’re going to make sure you get through this alive and well.”

“Oh God, there are more future people!” said Riztanzi, physically recoiling from something only she could see. “They’re sticking something into me! They’re doing some kind of measurement! Damn, it’s making me feel dizzy!”

“That’s new,” said Viboniu. “The vision people are actively probing Riz. Maybe we should leave this area after all. I don’t want to lose her for the sake of some plunder. Hang in there, Riz.”

“They’ve gone now but here comes someone else,” said Riztanzi. “He’s only watching me but the feeling is...indescribable. I’ll try but...aaahhh!...what the hell?...a thousand years compressed into a moment...more and more years...he’s making me feel time...deep time...geological...no, it’s not normal!...can’t adapt...can’t breathe...I’m a forest and a valley and the sky...”

“You have to breathe, to get through this!” warned Viboniu. “Come on, in and out, in and out, work that diaphragm!” Riztanzi managed to do it, although she was being bombarded with alien sensations.

“Make him stop!” she cried in desperation. “Please stop! It’s impossible; I can’t do it!” She clung to her chair and swung her body rapidly back and forth, as if trying to shake away the experience. Her friends made sure that she didn’t fall on the floor. They were almost as scared as her. Luckily, Riztanzi’s begging brought the experience to an end. The man in her final vision walked away. The scene faded out. Reality returned.

“Thank God, I can see again!” said Riztanzi, standing up carefully and smiling. “Can I at least open the door for some fresh air?” Her friends allowed her to go a few metres outside the derelict shack that was their temporary home. It was a huge relief to regain her normal senses. The shock of experiencing deep time and being fully in tune with nature still resonated through her mind. [Inhale...exhale...repeat...focus...maintain rhythm...bathe lungs in precious air.] Her shock abated gradually. As it did so, she heard approaching footsteps. Clothes rustled, grunts and coughs became distinct, murmuring voices grew: a crowd was coming. They were on the other side of the shack and closing steadily.

“We’ve got company!” said Riztanzi, stepping into the doorway to make sure her warning was heard.

“Damn right!” said a man on her right. “You’re in our way and we’re going to flatten you!” It was too late to escape. The crowd had already reached her. The man pushed her to the ground, just outside the shack. Other people came forward with heavy pieces of debris. Riztanzi was covered with a large sheet of fabric that someone flung onto her. Before she could crawl free, various bricks, blocks and beams were dumped on the sheet. She was pinned down and mostly buried. Simultaneously, the crowd pressed forward together and made the shack collapse. Viboniu, Olpur and Duronkest were trapped underneath as further waste was piled on them.

“Trash is gathered and burnt!” announced a man. “Old wrecks are consumed to make way for shiny new things.” There were many approving words spoken and then Riztanzi heard the crowd moving on as flammable garbage was ignited. The area was covered with it. The flames began to crackle and the smell of smoke became apparent. The four bandits had been ambushed in their own hideout. They knew that their lives were in immediate peril. They strove to push away the debris, piece by piece. However, they’d all received minor injuries and slight concussions. Also, they weren’t strong enough for a quick escape. The fire could easily kill them before they got loose. They began to panic and wail. Maybe some of their friends would hear and come to help. That wasn’t very likely because everyone else was out robbing, stealing and scavenging. They wouldn’t be back until evening. As she vainly attempted to push a concrete post off her legs, Riztanzi thought about the crowd. She’d only seen them for a few moments. Most of them had been wearing backpacks, as if they’d hiked across country to be here. She believed that they were all ‘pilgrims’ like the ones she’d been robbing recently. It was very worrying that their numbers had increased so much and that they’d become more aggressive. Also, it was still a mystery why they were coming to the city. Was it some new ‘insanity plague’, as the print media had speculated? Grimly, Riztanzi continued straining her muscles against the weights laid upon her. She was starting to realise that her position was hopeless without assistance. Duronkest, Olpur and Viboniu were having no luck getting free as paper and cloth blazed around them. Wood fragments were catching light. Thicker sticks and boards were smouldering. Logs, frames and support beams would follow soon. What options were left? The metaphysical...

“You look like you could use a second chance.”

Drawn into drizzle, mingling with the mizzle.

“They don’t think you’re worth it but they’re not fully enlightened.”

Dampening the desert, dousing the danger.

“I can’t ignore four damsels in distress. You’re too useful.”

Snuffing the sparks, inhibiting the inferno.

“Heave ho, structural elements. Lift and throw, pick and toss.”

Wafting out the smoke, twirling the steam.

“Keeping you alive makes me feel likewise!”

Atoms reposition, wounds repair.

“You understand that you’re not safe here, living like this.”

A new spirit has arisen from the elements, from the æther.

“It’d be much better if you joined my movement.”

He’s a man right now but he’s not truly gendered.

“I’m saving your lives. You owe me something.”

He’s not making typical male demands.

“You’re criminals but you understand blood bargains.”

It’s seduction but on a much deeper level.

“If we unite, we’ll be infinitely stronger.”

Falling into nature.

“I bet you wish you’d tidied up now!”

Those serene moments from fond memory, rising to engulf.

“Control your environment, control your destiny.”

Never saw this coming.

“Messy and selfish, you hoes need schooling.”

Lord, is this Your Will?

“What a tangle! Let’s pull off this rebel rag.”

The blinds come off. He’s right there. As I feared. As I hoped.

“Time to stand up and face the world again!”

He leans forward, takes my hand. His grip is warm, like stone in the spring sunshine. He’s in no hurry, breezing along on a gentle day. I rise with little effort. My clothing is scuffed and dirty but my body has healed miraculously. He holds me close for a moment. Our breath mixes and recirculates. His air enters me. It’s more than air. It awakens me to a different world of extraordinary possibilities. I sense further, faster, for longer.

“My friends!” said Riztanzi, returning to something like normal consciousness. “The fire’s going out but they’re still caught under the shack.” She and the stranger worked methodically to free the three other bandits. Luckily, there were no ‘pilgrims’ around. They’d all gone on to Neosiak City, searching for God knew what. Riztanzi could hardly believe that a supernatural man had abruptly entered her life. Was it connected to the ‘pilgrimage’ enigma? That was very possible but the presence of the man soothed her fears. He radiated calm acceptance like the sun radiated power. When Duronkest, Viboniu and Olpur were released, they sat up and stared at the man. They were entranced by his aura.

“Such an attentive audience,” said the man. “Will you join me?” The three women were confused. How could they not join him when they were under his spell? Did he want some sort of validation? Olpur crawled over on all fours, knelt before him and touched the top of his trousers. Perhaps he needed release.

“Should I...?” she enquired.

“There’s no need,” said the man. “My aims are, shall we say, more spiritual. I’m sure you knew that as soon as I arrived.”

“So what should we do, if anything?” asked Olpur.

“We’ll go to the city centre and join the pilgrims,” said the man. “We’re going to form a new kind of society, vastly superior to what you have now.”

“Won’t they try to kill us again?” queried Duronkest.

“Not with me and my people around,” said the man. “We can tame the mortals.”

“I’m sure you can,” said Viboniu, her eyes opening to his full potential. “You certainly tamed us. What’s your name, by the way?”

“Call me Uthaim,” said Uthaim. “It’s not my original name but it’s contemporary and appropriate.”

“This region is called Uthaim,” said Duronkest. “You’re connected to it somehow, right?”

“I am this region,” said Uthaim. “I foster life here. However, things are changing. I may have to leave my ancient home soon. Many of us will do likewise.”

“The new society,” said Olpur, standing up. “It’s going to be epic, that’s for sure!”

“I’m glad that we understand each other,” said Uthaim. “I know how anxious you mortals can be. I sense it every day. I always try to calm you down.” He put his arms around Olpur and Riztanzi’s shoulders and walked with them toward NC. Duronkest and Viboniu followed closely behind. They sensed that they wouldn’t need their meagre belongings, so they left them behind. As they walked, the four women revelled in Uthaim’s sensational aura. It was as if they were showering under cool waterfalls, drying on slabs of warm rocks and luxuriating in beds of soft moss. After the rigours and perils of bandit life, this was pure bliss.



5. Museum Psychometry
(Neosiak City Centre)

“He’s coming!” said the scruffy man as he clutched Stohv’s shoulders. “The Great One will unify us, mark my words!”

“I’m sure she will!” said Stohv, trying to break free in a polite manner. “We don’t know where or when, though. If you’ll excuse me, I have an appointment with friends.” Reluctantly, the scruffy man let him go. Stohv had spoken as if he had foreknowledge. The scruffy man was re-evaluating his preconceptions. Perhaps he should be looking out for a woman as well as a man? Stohv went a few steps further.

“Are you ready, brother?” asked a thin faced woman ten metres further on. “The Great One is nearly upon us.”

“Alert me when it comes!” said Stohv, side-stepping with a smile. The earnestness of the pilgrims amused him. He continued dodging between them as he headed for the junction of Shiz and Unyon. The numbers were building up nicely, as he’d anticipated. He used his special influence to dissuade them from interacting with him. At the street corner, he stood against a block wall and watched as people walked by in all directions. His friends hadn’t arrived yet, which was unusual. There was no way of checking on their whereabouts without someone going to search for them. He had to wait and see who would show up. If no one came in an hour, he’d leave and do something else. He’d have to meet his friends another time, in that case. Five minutes later, he noticed a very old man approaching in a powered wheelchair. He was bundled up in a thick coat and hat. The crowds parted to let him through. It was only when he reached Stohv that his identity became apparent.

“Dad, what are you doing out here?” asked Stohv. “You’ll get cold and sick. You might even lose your way and have to be brought home by police!”

“Nonsense!” said Dahuva in his old, quavering voice. “I can come out on little trips like this, no problem.”

“Where are my friends?” asked Stohv, irritated. “We were going to eat, drink and be merry.”

“They’re at home, blissfully unaware of this meeting,” replied Dahuva. “I wanted to show you something in the Fusty-Dusty History Museum. It’s important.”

“I think that I’ve got everything in hand, Dad,” said Stohv, crouching down in front of Dahuva. “The whole transition process is going very well. Sometimes I have swimming-head syndrome but it passes. What more is there to learn?”

“There’s always another perspective,” said Dahuva. “Even now things can surprise you.”

“Alright, let’s get this over with,” said Stohv, commanding Dahuva’s wheelchair to grow mechanical legs. “Show me this thing in the ‘national attic’ and then your odd little energy spurt will have achieved its purpose.” Dahuva smiled as the new legs carried him across the street and up the museum steps. Stohv followed close behind. Already, he was receiving quiet messages from the thousands of artefacts in the ancient collections.

“It’s OK, we don’t have to pay,” said Dahuva to the attendant in the ticket office. “I’m retired and my son isn’t a regular person anymore. He’s rapidly developing into a super-being.” Dahuva’s powers allayed all suspicion and the attendant waved them through. Stohv found himself overwhelmed by psychometric impressions emanating from the exhibits and also the other items in the store rooms above and below. He had to sit on a bench as he struggled to focus. Dahuva was amplifying the information stream, partly to help his son and partly to test him. Stohv wrestled with over a hundred thousand stories, some of which were millions or even billions of years long. To complicate things further, the rocks below the foundations and the structure of the museum itself added their own inputs.

“Coping?” asked Dahuva.

“478b-Three-million-four-hundred-thousand-seven-hundred-and-ninety-eight-years-under-a-layer-of-rough-gneiss-followed-by-six-thousand-five-hundred-and-twenty-nine-years-under-turf-and-forest-then-dug-up-and-shaped-into-sixty-three-oblong-blocks,” replied Stohv, his body under strain due to the mental exertion. “6129h-Carried-for-nineteen-years-four-months-by-a-woman-called-Jaimalet-which-translates-as-droopy-lips-It-did-her-no-good-in-the-end-because-she-died-of-a-multistep-fungus-plague-that-was-transmitted-along-the-food-chain...”

“Stop quoting things and take the gist,” advised Dahuva. “I want you to look for patterns.” Stohv groaned loudly in protest and lay down full length on the bench. Surely this would give him a headache! Laboriously, he tried to boost his brain power with cybernetic implants.

“Twenty nine point one percent of the fossils are misclassified,” said Stohv. “The experts should have a rethink about the taxonomy. Three genera are unrecognised.”

“Keep looking!” said Dahuva.

“Oh come on, I just reclassified the whole collection!” said Stohv peevishly. “Surely that has to mean something!”

“I’m sure it does to someone,” said Dahuva. “It’s not my point, though. Collate your findings and look again.”

“Can’t you just tell me the answer?” complained Stohv.

“I won’t always be available,” said Dahuva. “My days are numbered. You have to work things out for yourself. This is training. Actually, it’s a simple exercise compared to what’s coming.” Stohv said nothing more for a while. He was determined to search until he’d found his father’s bugbear. It probably wasn’t in the rocks and fossils, so he concentrated on the more recent pieces: those related to people in some way. He picked up a simple ceramic saucer from the fuff-clig era, when people were fighting with air cannons that made a ‘fuff-clig’ noise upon loading. The saucer had been touched by several hundred people over the years but had survived unbroken. Some of those people had been keen fighters while others hadn’t. After a while, he noticed that none of those people had actually wanted to kill anyone, even the most enthusiastic battlers.

Putting down the saucer, Stohv walked over to other displays. He was drawn to the dagger of a warrior who’d died three thousand years ago. The dagger and other associated metal pieces were very rusty. They’d only survived because they’d been forged with superior alloys and then kept in dry conditions. He touched the dagger lightly and started to experience its uses. Of course, it had cut many fibres and fabrics. It’d also sliced and stabbed hundreds of meat chunks. At times of danger, it’d been used dozens of times to threaten people. The worst thing was that it’d penetrated the living flesh of thirty four people. Most of them had died subsequently, either through blood loss or infection. Stohv could detect the warrior’s emotions during each of these attacks. He’d seen them all as necessary in some way. Twelve had been clearly self-defence. Five had been to silence witnesses. Six had been to execute prisoners, in order to punish others. Four had been to overcome resistance during raids. Three had been to send a grisly message to others. The final four had been the mercy killings of his wife and two children, followed by his suicide as enemies closed in.

This warrior had been happy in his youth but, when the proper fighting had started, he’d been increasingly miserable. Killing animals had been hard yet killing people had proved to be a major drain on his psyche. He’d been glad to end it all at the age of thirty two. Stohv was starting to see a pattern and make connections. This was why conflicts seemed to fizzle out fairly quickly or degenerate into petty feuds and slanging matches. Killers often boasted of their thirst for blood and lack of remorse but they didn’t really want to kill. Around the corner, Stohv found some sheets of dried skin that had been sewn together three centuries ago. The skin had belonged to four people. Now, it was flaky and very fragile. It couldn’t be touched or else it would fall apart. Stohv peered at it through the glass. Experts agreed that the skins had been sewn together while the four people were still alive. The stitching was even and precise, implying that the people had remained still during the sewing, despite the pain. Also, they hadn’t moved or struggled much after the sewing. They hadn’t tried to get free. They’d stayed like this until they died shortly afterwards. Stohv could sense that these four people had tried to set an example for others. They’d submitted to being stitched together to symbolise their belief that everyone should unite. Their method was extreme and regarded as going too far. They hadn’t been commemorated, so their names were unknown. However, their dedication was very strong. They’d taken poison and left the world together in great joy.

“I understand,” said Stohv. “The people of the world want unification. Old instincts are obsolete. Killing and mistreatment must end. The time is almost upon us.”

“This world is a special one because I made it so,” said Dahuva. “Anyway, my little errand is complete. Now, we should go home for snykk and frubol.” Stohv followed obediently, failing to question why his father wanted food and drink when he had enough mystic power to reshape global society. Dahuva had always overawed him but in a completely benevolent way.
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Re: Ordinary World, Extraordinary People

Postby snavej » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:55 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
6. A Shared Dream
(Neosiak City Centre)

Her: What’s that blobby thing dead ahead? It looks like a kidney. It’s so dark here. What’s going on?

Him: Who’s this nosing around so close? Judging by the shoulder shape, she’s a woman. There shouldn’t be a woman here. Bey-Edzy left weeks ago.

Her: Is there someone watching? It feels like it. Brrr, these creepy dreams are the worst! Maybe there’s an escape, a way to run. Now, those lumpy things are almost certainly intestines. There are the surface veins. At least the silhouettes are sharp enough to see.

Him: It’s intriguing to have a woman here, trying to merge bodies. On the one hand, it’s a novelty. On the other hand, it can’t be healthy. There’ll have to be a challenge in a minute.

Her: Further up, there should be a heart. It’s not easy to move here. Wait, there’s something appearing from behind; no, from within! It’s gone right through and now it’s waggling around in front. It’s a hand!

Him: Oh great, the hand went right through her head. She’s a ghost. It’s ghost city here. Nothing’s substantial. She’s jerking her head backwards in alarm. Better late than never!

Her: “Who are you and why did I have my head in your belly?”

Him: “Who am I? I’m me, of course! This is my dream! Why are you here, questioning me so directly and weirdly?”

Her: “I don’t know your game but this is MY dream! How dare you enter a young woman’s most private realm uninvited?! I’ll have to expel you!”

Him: “You can try but MY dreams are a law unto themselves. They don’t obey anyone.”

Her: “Don’t you find this situation very lucid? I can see you so clearly! I even saw your organs in pinpoint sharpness.”

Him: “Hell, why were you even doing that? What did you hope to gain? Are you one of those man-eaters?”

Her: “No, I wasn’t after meat. I was searching for shiny stuff. You know what I mean: things that cost a lot, attractive objects, valuables.”

Him: “Oh, you’re a robber. You’re in the wrong place, love. Honestly, I’ve met some misguided people in my time but you’re the crown fool!”

Her: “Look ‘love’, everyone has a right to dream but you don’t have a right to wander in here and insult me. Get gone, right now!”

Him: “How can I jump out of my own head? It’s ridiculous. I may drift around for a while, though. Soon enough, I’ll wake up and you’ll be free of me.”

Her: “Well, if you won’t leave my head, I’ll occupy yours. See how you like it!”

Him: “Hey, don’t come in here! It’s not natural!”

Her: “You have no hope of stopping me. There, I just stepped into your body and you couldn’t do a thing about it. My eyes are inside your eyes. I see what you see, which is basically a bunch of muted colours and blurry forms. Still, a win’s a win.”

Him: “Why am I feeling suddenly happy, angry, afraid and confused?”

Her: “Why am I feeling sad, annoyed, disturbed and aroused?”

Him: “Are you feeling my feelings, failed filcher?”

Her: “Are you feeling MY feelings, you dirty feeler? Yours aren’t bad, actually. Oh no, Bey-Edzy left you! She didn’t like your irritating habits. She wanted to try dating a different man. He was your enemy from school. You begged her not to go...”

Him: “Nnnn, why did you have to drag that up? It breaks my heart! She was my little zpikleit!”

Her: “You’re trying to cover it up with nasty thoughts about me. You want to do things to me, if only you could control me. Don’t worry: I won’t be around to please you when I wake up. Ach, you’re so sick!”

Him: “You’ve never done it before. You fantasize about men but you’re scared. You shake in your shoes about it! The others haven’t found out yet. They’re too busy robbing in the current chaos.”

Her: “And that’s why I joined the gang: to gain friends, get rich and build confidence. Now I see that you’re lacking most of those. It’s pitiful, really.”

Him: “You don’t have to be in a gang. You could stay with me or some other man in the city. You could have a nicer life.”

Her: “They’d kill me if they found out I’d left. Why is this dream so detailed and logical? Why can I see your family in my memories?”

Him: “Try leaving my body. That might stop the memory transfer.”

Her: “Alright, I don’t want to feel your pain. It’s clingy and stingy.”

Him: “I felt yours too. It’s a real drag. Thank you for doing something sensible for once. Now I can see you again, outside my body. You’re pretty but you look troubled. That gang isn’t as much fun as you thought it would be.”

Her: “Fine, you sussed that but at least it builds character. Who’s that person over there in the shadows?”

Him: “Let me turn to look. I see him. He isn’t part of me and I guess he isn’t part of you.”

It: “DON’T MIND ME: I’M ONLY HERE TO OBSERVE.”

Him: “You’re not supposed to be here. Show yourself. Step out of the shadows.”

It: “I CAN’T. I’M MADE OF SHADOWS. TO BE HONEST, NEITHER OF YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. THIS IS A SHARED MENTAL SPACE. YOU’RE NOT ADVANCED ENOUGH FOR THIS CONNECTION. SOMEONE ELSE IS BEHIND IT.”

Him: “What are you talking about? Who could do it? Maybe a shadow man could.”

It: “I WON’T BE DRAWN. I’M AN OBSERVER. KEEP EXPLORING THIS SPACE FOR YOURSELVES WHILE YOU CAN. DEVELOPMENTS HERE ARE BECOMING MORE INTERESTING. THAT’S ALL: CARRY ON!”

Her: “This is WAY too scary: I’m getting out, waking up!”

Him: “No, don’t leave me here with him!”



7. After the Dream
(Neosiak City Centre)

“Thank God, I’m back in reality!” she said, her eyes opening immediately. “Now to work out where I am and get back to the others. Huh, you’re still here. Can you fill me in?”

“Well, it seems you’re on my couch looking very comfortable,” he replied. “How you gained access to my apartment and put on my ex-partner’s short robe is a mystery. My memory of last night is a blank. I woke up standing in the kitchen. Apparently, I was making a semi-smooth with thima chunks and blepomi powder.”

“Oh hell, what’ve I done?” she bleated anxiously. “What did we do? I’m only wearing this robe! Where are my regular clothes?”

“Relax, I don’t think we did anything,” he said. “I’m still fully dressed and I’m not exactly making a party drink. From the look of you, I’m wondering if you were trying to seduce me. Bey-Edzy bought it to spice things up between us. When she left, she abandoned it.”

“No, that’s not like me!” she said. “I wasn’t ready for it. I’m not in that mind-set yet. Damn, you can see all the way up this little robe, can’t you?” She sat up and tried to be less revealing.

“It’s nothing I haven’t seen before,” he said. “Anyway, this is a small apartment. It won’t take long to search.” Together, they hunted around the lounge, bedroom, bathroom and kitchen. He opened up the closets and under-bed storage, revealing wide gaps where Bey-Edzy’s things used to be. They looked out of the windows but saw nothing thrown out. They sneaked out quickly and checked the bins but again found nothing. On the stairs, they met a few people who couldn’t resist gazing at her in that robe. They went back inside, to his top-floor apartment in a three-floor block.

“Oh, this is so inconvenient!” she said. “Also, it’s chilly down below. Could you please find me new clothes from somewhere? I’ll pay! I have plenty of money at home!”

“Filthy lucre, you mean,” he said. “All your cash is stolen. There’s one place we haven’t investigated.” He pointed at the kitchen ceiling, where there was a hatch. She looked at him and the hatch.

“Why would I have put my clothes up there?” she queried, reaching for the ladder that rested against the wall two metres away. He shrugged as they unfolded the ladder together and locked the securing bolts in place.

“Let me,” he said, climbing up a few steps and opening the hatch. “Please hold the ladder.” She did so as he climbed to the top, grabbed two beams and pulled himself up into the attic.

“It’s very dark up here,” he explained. “No one bothered to install a light. I’m seeing many old raggedy clothes and other bits of cloth. What do you think of these?” He tossed some clothes down through the hatch. They landed on her and then fell to the floor, trailing dust.

“Watch it!” she complained. “No, those aren’t mine. Keep looking.”

“There’s a funny smell up here,” he said. “Perhaps something died. It seems to be on that side. I’ll just step over.” He crossed to the other side of the hatch and threw down more clothes.

“This vest is mine!” she said, picking it up from the floor where it fell. She sniffed it, grimaced and threw it onto the back of a chair.

“These overalls have the same stale aroma,” he said, gingerly feeding them through the hatch using only a thumb and one finger. “Don’t say you’ve been walking around wearing them!”

“Laundry hasn’t been our main priority,” she said, draping the overalls over another chair. “Sorry but we’ve been very busy robbing.”

“I’m guessing that you were ashamed of these clothes when you arrived and hid them up here,” he said, continuing to throw down miscellaneous abandoned rags. “After that, you bathed and applied scent. Verkon’s flame, this loft needs a clear out!” He looked around and saw some kind of black leg resting on the ceiling between two rafters.

“Who left a mannequin?” he asked no one in particular. “It’s doing no good lying around.” He was concerned that it would fall through the fragile ceiling so he reached for it but his hand went right through. Confused, his eye followed the line of the leg. It was attached to a black body, which also had a second leg, two arms and a head. The body was sitting up.

“JUST OBSERVING,” said the body. “DON’T CONCERN YOURSELF.” It was the shadow man from their shared dream.

“Did I mention that my name’s Zeegla?” asked Zeegla of his lady guest, leaping back through the hatch and climbing rapidly down the ladder. His voice quavered in fright.

“No but then I didn’t tell you my name was Cohndipid either,” said Cohndipid, letting go of the ladder and moving aside to let Zeegla pass. “Who else is up there? Do you have a crazy lodger?”

“NO, HE DOESN’T,” said the shadow man, looking down through the hatch. “I’M HERE TO MONITOR FORTHCOMING EVENTS.” Zeegla and Cohndipid looked up at him in horror. This brazen phantom had crossed over into reality. They didn’t take him at his word. They felt very threatened and fled the apartment. Hurtling down the stairs, they left the building and ran to the end of the street. They spent a few moments catching their breath and allowing their nerves to settle.

“What the hell are we going to do?” asked Zeegla. “We can’t live there with that thing lurking around!”

“That’s your apartment and your business,” said Cohndipid. “You’re welcome to find some kind of solution but I’m leaving. I’m going far away. I don’t know what I was trying to do with this baby doll negligee but it’s over. I’m not going back for the smelly clothes either.”

“So how will you dress now?” asked Zeegla.

“I’m a robber,” said Cohndipid. “I’ll find new clothes soon enough.” Zeegla looked at her with concern.

“No, this isn’t the time for you to take risks,” he objected. “I couldn’t live with myself if I let you get into more trouble. We’re going shopping. There’s a small department store ten minutes walk away. It’s also a great way to get away from the nightmare in the attic.” He took off his thin jacket and gave it to her. She put it on gratefully. She felt warmer but her legs were still uncovered.

“Isn’t it too early for shopping?” she pointed out, shivering slightly. “Dawn has barely broken.”

“I know a flaw in their security,” said Zeegla. “Let’s get down there before the crowds gather.” They strolled to the local high street. Cohndipid couldn’t walk fast because she had no shoes. Soon, they were mounting the fire escape stairs and prising open the fire door. A faulty latch made it impossible to shut properly. The interference plague had rendered the intruder alarm and cameras inoperative. Once through the staff area, they found themselves on the shop floor. The racks and shelves were fully stocked.

“Good work, Zeegla!” said Cohndipid, amazed at her good fortune. “I should be able to put together some outfits here!” She dashed over to the underwear section, found some familiar brands and ripped open a few packets. As she took off the jacket and negligee, Zeegla turned away to locate the shoe section. Two minutes later, Cohndipid had donned her first layer and now tried to select the rest of her ensemble. She scanned the area and saw many items she liked.

“Aah! So many things, so little time!” she said, trying to decide what to take. “Which trousers are best?!”

“Perhaps you could wear a skirt?” suggested Zeegla. “It might help to disguise you from gangs.”

“They’re not so stupid,” said Cohndipid. “Besides, people can see up skirts. I don’t need that again.”

“OK, points taken,” said Zeegla. “When you’ve chosen, give me the tags and I’ll leave cash and a note by the check-out.” Cohndipid agonised for a minute and then picked nondescript shirts and trousers. She put one of each on, took the spares and jogged over to the shoe section. She picked her favourite kind of comfortable sports shoes. After that, she found a sports jacket with a hood for a simple disguise. Zeegla reclaimed his jacket and stuffed the negligee into a pocket.

“Thank God I’m decent again!” said Cohndipid, gazing at her reflection in a full-length mirror. “Relatively speaking, I mean. It’s not high fashion but it’s practical. I can face the world again!”

“Where will you go now?” asked Zeegla as he put down nearly all his spare cash on the counter. “Will the gang take you back?”

“Maybe if I begged hard enough,” replied Cohndipid. “Personally, I doubt it would work. They hate being left in the lurch. I don’t know why I did it. My memory of last night is very hazy. I reckon I was swept away by your charm and insisted on following you home.”

“My memory’s hazy too,” said Zeegla. “I don’t even remember what made it so. That troubles me. I don’t normally over-indulge. What did I do?!”

“Maybe you got dosed by someone,” said Cohndipid. “There are interesting new drugs going around.”

“Oh really?” said Zeegla. “How do you know about them?” He suspected her of being the doser but, if she was, why did she dose herself?

“Gangs have to beware of these things,” said Cohndipid, resenting his suspicion. “It wasn’t me, though. I’ve never used such methods. Let’s get out of here. I’ve got my new mini-wardrobe.” She’d put her extra clothes in bags. She headed for the fire exit. Zeegla followed her.

“I should’ve asked what to do,” he said to Cohndipid. “I’ve got some kind of demon in my attic, watching me. I have no solution to the problem.”

“That’s none of my business,” said Cohndipid. “Don’t expect me to help with that. It’s not my line of work. I have no influence!” She pushed open the fire door and turned to Zeegla.

“What if the problem spreads?” he postulated. “It’ll affect you then.”

“Oh, these things normally stay where they are...,” she said, turning back to the staircase. Halfway down, a shadow man was waiting. It had no eyes but it appeared to be watching the pair intently. Zeegla saw it too and gasped in shock.

“Back!” said Cohndipid, reversing into the corridor behind. Zeegla went with her, glancing at the street below for a moment. He saw several shadow men down there. They were converging on the store.

“Where’s the front door?!” asked Cohndipid, charging through the store.

“We can’t go that way,” said Zeegla, running after her. “We’ll be seen! My professional reputation is at stake!”

“Demons, Zeegla!” said Cohndipid, reminding him.

“There were at least thirty,” said Zeegla. “Some of them are grey or dark brown. Do you really want to tangle with them?!” Zeegla shook his head. They pounded downstairs and then raced through the ground floor, knocking over two small displays accidentally. Reaching the front door, they found it locked.

“Idiots!” said Cohndipid, rattling the door. “They secured this well enough but left the back door ajar. The key-holders won’t be here for two hours. Oh no, the demons have flanked us!” She saw a few shadow men appear in the high street outside. Behind them, Zeegla saw more shadow men drifting down through the ceiling.

“We’re screwed!” yelled Zeegla, thinking that a trap was closing around them. “I have to break the door glass!”

“Don’t punch or kick it,” warned Cohndipid. “You’ll get cut up by the shards!” Zeegla was about to look for something with which to break the glass when he felt his panic reducing. Cohndipid felt the same way. She saw an older woman approaching calmly between the shadow men outside.

“Well, this is a true ‘nick of time’ moment,” said the older woman. “I’m Spenbela - as in the regional nature spirit - and I’ve come to get you out of here.” The shadow men retreated from her, staying fifty metres away. Meanwhile, Zeegla and Cohndipid rapidly became enraptured by Spenbela. She looked normal but had a powerful magical aura around her. It calmed them so much that they almost forgot about the shadow men. Somehow, Spenbela unlocked the front door. Zeegla and Cohndipid went outside to her and then the three walked away down the high street. The shadow men still followed.

“Can you make them go away?” asked Cohndipid, suddenly much more optimistic.

“Not alone,” replied Spenbela in a smooth voice. “I’ll need help. These things are beyond my normal capabilities. They’re from other worlds.”

“How about us?” asked Cohndipid.

“It’s worth a try!” said Spenbela with a smile. The trio stopped and held hands in a circle. They felt a change in Spenbela’s power. It became more urgent, vibrating at a higher frequency. The shadow men blinked out. Spenbela used her special senses to assess the situation.

“They’re still around but you won’t see or hear them anymore,” reported Spenbela. “Their presence has been reduced to a bare minimum. That’s a superb result!”

“Hooray, I guess,” said Zeegla. “The one in my attic will still be there but undetectable. I’ll be able to carry on with my career undisturbed.”

“Your career will soon change completely, dear,” said Spenbela. “Yours too, Cohndipid. We came together today for a reason. We’ll soon be joining a larger group for an extremely important project. I’m glad that it’s all worked out so far. I engineered your meeting last night. That’s why your memories are foggy.”

“What’s this project?” asked Cohndipid.

“It’s a kind of spiritual union,” said Spenbela. “We’ll try to unite our spirits to increase our power. I’ve been told it’ll be a blast, darlings!” Zeegla and Cohndipid looked at each other, their smiles growing.

“If there are people like you in this union, count us in!” said Zeegla, feeling more content than he had in years.



8. Mad About the Boy
(Several kilometres west of Neosiak City, travelling along a main road for several kilometres)

“How long is he going to be in there?” wondered Aquorey aloud. “We should get moving. I don’t trust some of the types around here.”

“He took a Pokegurl in there,” said his younger daughter Theenoplyn. “He’s playing a video game. It’ll take at least half an hour to finish.”

“He’s making fun of us, the little scuzzpucker!” said his older daughter Phynehr. “Shall I go and get him?”

“No, you’d only aggravate him further,” said her mother H’klierens. “All those arguments you’ve been having lately: what’s got into you? I don’t know!”

“I’ll have to go,” said Aquorey. “I need another drink-gourd anyway.”

“Bring us some too!” said Theenoplyn as Aquorey got out of the flaz-carriage and headed for the thunderboxes. The people queuing outside grumbled as he passed them. He wasn’t sure which cubicle his son occupied. From the smells emanating, he ruled out cubicles one to four.

“Dhobrait, finish up!” he called out. “It’s time to move on. Stop fiddling with that Pokegurl and come back to the flaz.” Some of the other occupants laughed.

“Alright!” said Dhobrait, hurrying up.

“Dhobrait, Daddy wants you!” said one man humorously. “Go to him, pet!” Aquorey stood aside as the people in the queue took their turns. Eventually, Dhobrait emerged from cubicle seven and quietly rejoined his father. He was slightly ashamed and intimidated. Aquorey didn’t like the way that some people watched Dhobrait as he was ushered away. Father and son marched briskly to the gourd plantation. Aquorey bought six gourds that had just been cut from the vines. After that, they trotted back to their flaz-carriage. The flaz unit in the front had charged fully. The carriage at the back was still firmly attached to the flaz unit with an articulated metal beam. Essentially, the whole assembly acted like a chariot only with an electric motor replacing animals.

“Rough crowd here today,” said Aquorey as he and Dhobrait strapped themselves into their seats. “We’re not hanging around any longer.” He drove out of the carriage ground and back onto the road. One or two other carriages followed. Aquorey didn’t know if he was being tailed or not. He accelerated and then maintained a steady speed of around sixty kilometres per hour. A patrol carriage cruised by in the opposite lane. Another one could be seen by the roadside two kilometres further on. Aquorey felt a bit safer but couldn’t fully relax. Since the networks had gone down, it had become harder to find help on the road and easier for villains to get away with crimes. Aquorey now had to watch out for rogue motorists who might try to stop him. H’klierens and the children usually helped to monitor the road, except when they were tired or sick.

“That silver one has a strange design,” said H’klierens as she kept an eye on a carriage using the rear-view mirrors. “The flaz unit is joined to the carriage section with rigid beams and panels. It doesn’t look safe. What if there was a fire in the flaz unit? It would consume the carriage quickly.”

“It’s indicating,” noted Aquorey. “It’s going toward Puklic Village. That should be the last we see of it.” The vehicle duly turned onto a smaller road and sped away. Aquorey was glad that it’d gone but was slightly concerned at its high rate of acceleration. If the odd carriage came back, it would outpace his carriage. All he could do was press on to Vywpent Town, where his parents awaited their visit. The minutes and kilometres ticked by. In the back seats, Dhobrait continued playing his video game while Theenoplyn and Phynehr scanned the scenery.

“We’re passing Neosiak City on the left soon,” said Aquorey. “I’ve heard that strange things are happening there. Lots of people are visiting as pilgrims for no obvious reason. Bandits are preying on them. Some pilgrims and locals are seeing visions. Perhaps they’re taking drugs? No one seems to know.”

“Neosiak is seventeen kilometres away from this road,” said H’klierens. “We still have to watch for incoming pilgrims, though. Slow down a little, dear.” Aquorey applied the brakes and then cruised at fifty kph. A few pilgrims did scuttle across the road over the next ten kilometres. They were weighed down by their backpacks and hand luggage. The family pitied them for their heavy loads. Why didn’t they have their own transport? Were they too poor to own carriages or even afford the fare on public transport? Were they travelling this way as some kind of penance? Maybe the family would find out later.

Another ten kilometres further on, there was a traffic jam. Several carriages were honking their horns. Drivers and passengers were leaning out of their windows, trying to see the nature of the obstruction. Aquorey thought that he saw large stones on the road. He prepared to turn around and try another road. This could be a perilous situation. Two people were already starting to clear debris with their bare hands. Just then, a ten tonne boulder rolled smartly into the centre of the road, missing the carriages and people by only a few metres. Aquorey’s family heard the rumble of the rock and the startled cries of the other travellers. This area was flat land so the boulder wasn’t part of a landslide. Someone or something had deliberately thrown it into the road. Clearly, this was a trap. Aquorey swung his carriage around, barely avoiding other carriages that had stopped behind him.

“Go Dad!” urged Phynehr. “We have to get away from the Neosiak area. Take the next left.”

“Isn’t it quicker to keep going on this road?” countered Theenoplyn.

“Shut up, I have to concentrate!” snapped Aquorey, slightly panicking. He was about to start driving away when a heavy metal object landed directly in front of his flaz. He was blocked. Looking up, he saw that the metal object was part of a metal creature. It stepped onto the road like a giant man and stared directly at him with orange, glowing eyes. Soiling himself slightly, Aquorey tried to manoeuvre around the metal creature but it leant forward and put a hand on his carriage roof. The family was immobilised. The pressure on the roof jammed the doors so that escape would be very difficult. There was much yelling and screaming from the family and also the other motorists in the jam, many of whom fled their vehicles and ran away.

“NEED MORE LIFE!” said the creature in a deep, electronic voice. It extended a thin claw arm from its main left arm. The claw arm burst through the carriage windscreen, passed between Aquorey and H’klierens and then took hold of
Dhobrait. It cut his seat belt with sharp blades and dragged him roughly outside. He dropped his Pokegurl game on the way. The metal creature took him several metres away, to an empty patch of road. No one dared intervene. The creature was obviously much stronger than anyone else. It shifted its body parts around and rearranged itself cunningly into a road vehicle: the one with a strange design that the family had remarked on earlier. Dhobrait found himself in the driver’s seat. He tried to open the door but it was locked. Before he could try another door or window, he was grabbed by other small claws and held down. He cried out desperately for help. A few brave motorists attempted rescue but they were driven off with electric shocks and long, thin metal arms flailing from the sides of the vehicle. The family could only watch aghast as the metal creature rendered Dhobrait unconscious and then swiftly cut holes in his head. Aquorey punched his windscreen hard, trying to widen the existing hole so that he could climb through. He knew that he’d never make it in time but it was his duty to try. H’klierens also clawed at the shattered glass, cutting her fingers in several places. Phynehr and Theenoplyn tried to break their side windows, with only partial success.

Two minutes later, the metal creature finished with Dhobrait. The driver’s side door opened and Dhobrait’s lifeless body was dumped on the roadside verge. Meanwhile, some other motorists were trying to rescue Aquorey from his carriage. One had a crowbar and was ripping away the shattered windscreen without hurting herself. Finally, Aquorey was able to climb out. H’klierens followed more slowly. The woman with a crowbar went around to free the two girls via the side windows while other motorists helped H’klierens. Aquorey took his life in his hands and approached the metal creature. It was just sitting there in vehicle mode. Dhobrait was lying in the dirt, his blood and brains leaking through his skull. Aquorey went slightly insane with anger and grief.

“What did you DO?!” he screamed, slamming his fists onto the creature’s flaz hood. “Why did you take him?!”

“MORE LIFE!” replied the creature, sounding more self-satisfied this time. Aquorey found a large, dirty rock and battered the creature with it, using both hands. The metal skin became buckled and smeared. Aquorey stood back for a moment, fearing a counter strike. The metal skin straightened itself and used electromagnetism to repel the dirt.

“Don’t do it, man!” said one of the other drivers. “You’ll kill us all!”

“Dad, stop!” said the creature. “It’s me, Dhobrait. I’ve been...transplanted into here. I’m a new type of person now.” Everyone was stunned.

“No, that’s not possible!” said Aquorey. “My boy can’t be a damned carriage monster! He’s supposed to be flesh and blood like everyone else!”

“Dad, I know this is sudden but you have to believe me!” said the creature. “I remember everything. You like to eat zkolun sweets after sports matches. Mum calls me her little tqudlif at bedtime. Phynehr kicks me under the table and calls me bumble cluck. Theenoplyn has a secret crush on the monelars that live in our walls. Do you want any more details?” The creature’s statements about private family matters were all true. Aquorey believed: he threw away the rock, sank to his knees and sobbed. His old family life had been torn apart and replaced with an alien horror show. His son was now a deadly robotic abomination who’d never be normal again.

“Dhobrait, for God’s sake explain to us why this happened!” said H’klierens, coming forward with bloody hands and eyes full of tears. “Who built this metal contraption? Why were you put in it? Why did it murder you and then bring you back in such a horrific way?”

“We have to go to Neosiak City,” replied Dhobrait, trying to make his voice sound less electronic. “It’s complicated but everything can be explained there. Our whole society is going through a massive change. No one saw it coming except the ones in charge of the process.”

“We can’t go there now. You’ve wrecked our carriage!” said Phynehr, outraged at this extraordinary turn of events. Her annoying little brother had been transformed into an uncontrollable giant but, presumably, his mind was still immature.

“I’m your new carriage, sis!” said Dhobrait. “I can drive you all around from now on. My brain is fully programmed for the job.”

“You mustn’t,” said Aquorey, wiping his eyes. “You’re under-age. You’re not road legal. You’re not registered. You’re not insured. You’re not taxed. You’re probably classified as an illegal immigrant now: either that or you’re legally dead. Basically, you’re more messed up than anyone in history. We’ll have to take you home on a recovery truck.” He started crying again. H’klierens went to console him.

“My legal status won’t matter much longer,” said Dhobrait. “Anyway, who can stop me now? Also, when society changes I’ll be completely acceptable again. Shall we go? Ready when you are!” Aquorey sighed and shook his head.

“I don’t think we’re ready yet,” said H’klierens for him. “We’re all traumatised. We have a tonne of issues to work through. Go and fetch us an ambulance to begin with. We’ll wait here with your body.” Dhobrait turned around and drove away very quickly, eager to fulfil his mother’s wishes. H’klierens knelt by her son’s old body, kissed his forehead and wept freely. Phynehr comforted Theenoplyn just behind her. Aquorey stood in the middle of the road and howled curses as loudly as he could. At that moment, none of them felt that this ‘new society’ was worth the cost.



9. Housing the Volunteers
(Neosiak City, northern suburbs)

“Yes, this is it!” said Seglior as he heard singing in the distance. He rose from his chair, opened the curtains and looked outside. He’d been unable to sleep. Apparently, this was the reason.

“Oh no, not now!” said his wife Nuvia as she lay in bed. “Why does it have to be in the middle of the night?”

“I don’t make the plans, I just prepare!” said Seglior, leaving the bedroom and heading for the front door. “You rest while I deal with this.” He opened the door and stepped outside. Some other people were peeking from their windows and tent flaps. Summer was approaching so the night was balmy. The singing became louder as the singers came closer. It was a simple, upbeat, rhythmic, marching song that was repeated over and over. Seglior walked toward his front gate. He saw a column of people heading directly for him. The sight of them made him very happy yet serene. He went over to the kitchens nearby where he’d paid a few staff to be on duty every night. They’d heard the marchers coming and knew to prepare food quickly. Some of them hadn’t believed that this many people would ever show up. Now, the doubters had been proved wrong. Stew had to be heated and served to around a hundred hungry pilgrims, or whoever had come.

After alerting the cooks, Seglior went back to the newcomers. They’d stopped singing. They were in excellent spirits and waited patiently while Seglior assessed them and directed them to appropriate tents. Married couples had separate, small tents. Families had larger tents. Singles were assigned larger, shared tents depending on preferences. Some were male only, some female only and others mixed. For some singles, new love was in the air. It wasn’t surprising, given the presence of one extraordinary individual, who radiated a sense of perpetual hope and gentle joy. Seglior found him to be intoxicating. While talking to the others, he kept glancing at the man. As soon as he could, he rushed over to introduce himself.

“Thank you for setting up this campsite for us, Seglior!” said the man with a broad smile.

“How do you know my name?!” asked Seglior, astonished.

“Plenty of people tell me such things,” explained the man. “I’m Knuvitlev, spirit of that region. I’ve been called forward to organise parts of the grand project.”

“I’ve heard about the project!” said Seglior excitedly. “Many of my friends and neighbours told me about it. Some only suspected while others heard it from your people. It’s about a spiritually united society, isn’t it?!”

“Indeed so,” said Knuvitlev. “All these people are converts, except for the few lingering behind me. They still have a few reservations about it. They’re very resistant.”

“Surely not!” said Seglior. “How could they resist your glorious influence and the whole zeitgeist?!”

“See for yourself,” said Knuvitlev, stepping aside. “These four were bandits. They wanted nothing more than to steal from the good people. We overpowered them and brought them here for treatment. Their threat must be neutralised.”

“Why are they so docile now?” asked Seglior, walking over to the bandits.

“I’m keeping them in a state of reduced consciousness,” said Knuvitlev. “They’ll need help with eating, drinking and other functions while they’re like this.”

“How long will that be?” enquired Seglior, concerned for their welfare.

“Not long at all,” replied Knuvitlev. “I sense that the leader is coming this way, at great speed. He’s been monitoring the situation from afar.” Powerful engines could be heard, coming closer rapidly. A jet aircraft appeared in the sky overhead. It circled for a minute and decelerated. Then, it dropped down and changed form on the way. It became a bipedal, giant robot and landed carefully in the middle of the camp. Its arrival was noisy and the jet-wash buffeted the tents. Almost everyone turned to look at it. A passenger compartment was lowered from the robot’s chest to the ground. The compartment’s front hatch opened and a man stepped out. He jogged over to Seglior’s little group.

“Hi, I’m Stohv,” said Stohv, introducing himself. “My robot has told me your names and potted histories. Seglior, a thousand thanks for arranging this camp out of the goodness of your heart. You had a burning desire to help the pilgrims coming to join my project. You did all you could to provide decent, temporary accommodation. I’m greatly in your debt. I’ll be sure to reward you handsomely later. That’s a promise.”

“Excuse me, Sir!” said Nuvia, who had been awoken by the jet robot and was now coming toward them. “Some of us are trying to sleep! I didn’t agree to have this freakish aircraft thing landing in our estate. It’s breaking many laws and also making me very cross! Seglior, tell them to go away this instant!” Seglior was taken aback. Nuvia wasn’t intimidated by the robot or calmed by the presence of Knuvitlev. He could see that he was in trouble.

“Madame Nuvia, we’re leaving right now!” said Stohv. “Fret not; our flying visit is a minor but necessary infraction. We came to remove these troublesome bandits and also to take dear Knuvitlev to his next assignment. Now, let’s examine these four. Oh, they stink! I’ll put them in the back, where I can’t smell them. Knuvitlev can ride in front with me. Let’s go and sort out more project issues!” Knuvitlev and Stohv pushed the four semi-conscious bandits into the back half of the passenger compartment, sat them down and strapped them in. Seglior and Nuvia could see that one of them, a woman, was crying quietly. Perhaps she was aware of something that Seglior and Nuvia didn’t know? Stohv and Knuvitlev closed the rear door tightly and got into the front compartment, strapping themselves into their own seats.

“Don’t worry about them,” said Stohv. “They’ll be fine. Once they’re cleaned up and chipped, they’ll cause no more problems. Thanks again, both of you. I know this is a trying time, Nuvia, but please tolerate the situation for a short while longer. The project will soon make the whole world better for everyone.”

“He’s very cheery and he has a wonderful, progressive attitude,” said Nuvia as the passenger compartment was raised back into place. “I can see why he’s the leader. Knuvitlev seems exceedingly nice too. It’s a shame they can’t stay.” The robot walked carefully out of Seglior’s grounds and into the wide street, where it leapt into the air, transformed, fired its jets and accelerated up and away.

“Thank God those bandits have gone!” said a woman who’d come up behind. Seglior and Nuvia turned to face her.

“Hi, I’m Zewanib,” she said, shaking hands with her new, temporary landlord and landlady. “You’re such saints! We thought that we were going to have to live on the streets.”

“What did the bandits do to you?” asked Nuvia.

“They rifled through some of our bags when we were asleep,” answered Zewanib. “It’s lucky that one of us heard them and raised the alarm. We captured them and tied them up with any rope or string we could find. The next day, Knuvitlev showed up and made sure they didn’t misbehave again. It’s best that he did. Some of our men wanted to beat and abuse them as punishment. That wouldn’t have helped our cause.”

“They were bad people, though,” commented Seglior. “Harsh punishments aren’t proposed for minor offenders.”

“It’s true that they didn’t care about our property rights,” said Zewanib. “Also, they insulted and swore at us when they were caught. They called us gullible fools, walking blindly into danger. They said that we deserved whatever we got. Of course, they were the real fools, trying to take advantage of us in such a risky way!” She laughed a little and went back to her group in a singles tent. She was relishing her stew.

“Well, there’s an alternative view,” said Nuvia. “I do hope those bandits were wrong. I’m going back to bed. Our guests can look after themselves tonight.” Seglior stood for a few minutes, wondering if he’d done the right thing. Knuvitlev’s influence was wearing off, allowing doubt to creep in. Then, he thought about the robot. If the leader Stohv had many such robots, built in some secret factory, they could dominate the city and force people to comply with Stohv’s wishes regardless of misgivings. Perhaps it was already too late to back out? Although the night was warm, Seglior shivered slightly as he went back to Nuvia.



10. Advice for a New Girl
(Neosiak City, northern suburbs)

Lekasris wanted to take a deep breath but she couldn’t anymore. All she could do was rearrange her chest plates slightly in a vain imitation of breathing. Under the silent stars, she flexed her muscles and explored her new body. Although she was only nine years old, she was now twenty three metres tall and weighed slightly more than three tonnes. Her shoulders were eight metres wide and her arms were as thick as medium-sized tree trunks. Although strength was generally a good thing, she missed the advantages of being a little runt. She used to be a good sneak and get preferential treatment from adults. That was now a thing of the past. She’d been reduced to living in a nondescript parking lot. She wanted to talk to her parents but it was the middle of the night and they were asleep.

That was another thing.

She couldn’t sleep.

She’d probably never sleep again: never switch off, never dream and never wake up refreshed.

Having said that, her new brain didn’t really get tired. Sometimes her mind wandered but mostly it stayed on track, with irrelevant thoughts restricted to designated side tracks. How she missed the sweet oblivion of a night in bed! If she could have her old body back, she’d never refuse another bedtime. The thought of it made her sad but she couldn’t cry. She was even denied that little coping mechanism. The frustration made her mind race. She flexed some of her various, weird components, of which there were thousands. Throughout her body, there were several hundred small storage compartments. Each one was only a few cubic centimetres. What could fit in there? She opened them all, starting at her feet and ending at the top of her head. It was like a flappy wave going up her frame and it tickled. There were larger storage compartments too, some of which contained armatures that popped out. These were supposed to hold things in their sockets: another mystery. She didn’t like it that her new body had so many unexplained parts. She was able to detach some of her armour and let it drop to the floor. The rest was harder to remove since there were other parts embedded in it. It was good to feel lighter, though. With less armour on her arms, she was able to slide her hands under a nearby vehicle and lift it above her head. The main challenge was to do it without damaging the vehicle. Another challenge was to maintain her morale. So she could lift carriages now? So what! Her life had been totally dislocated. Her family were still around but this robotic body drove a big wedge between them and her. Lekasris put the vehicle down and walked over to her friend Zueptal. He smiled as she towered over him and clenched her powerful fists anxiously.

“Zueptal, I’m scared!” she said, using a low volume setting. “I’ll be like this for a long time, won’t I? How will I get used to it? My brain won’t stop running in circles!”

“I’m a hundred percent sure that you’ll get used to your new life very soon,” said Zueptal, calm as usual. “If the wildlife of my region could become accustomed to an active volcanic vent in the middle of the main river delta, you can definitely get used to this exceptional metal form. To be honest, I’m slightly envious of you! As a rugged, top-class, cybernetic organism, you have countless capabilities.”

“Except I can’t be a little girl again,” said Lekasris sadly. “I have to be this brute. I feel so wrong.” Zueptal put his hand on her lower leg, which allowed him to connect with her emotions. She certainly was miserable and worried but he could give her the benefit of his incredibly long experience. He’d lived for hundreds of millions of years, in one form or another. He gave her information about several relevant lives of people and animals who’d dwelt in the Zueptal region fairly recently. This showed her how to come to terms with her negative feelings. He could feel her relaxing, minute by minute.

“Oh God, this is so useful!” said Lekasris. “I hear their philosophies, I let go of cares like they did, I remember their loves and I...savour...their pleasures. Wait; am I too young for this?”

“Technically, I presume,” replied Zueptal. “However, you have to learn about these things at some point. Also, you’ve been through a process much more radical than a rut.”

“My parents wouldn’t like it but you’re right,” said Lekasris. “I’ve been turned into a giant robot. I need all the help I can get, even if it means this stuff.” She maintained her serenity and let it all wash over her. She’d been robbed of her future womanhood. It was only fair that she experienced stolen pieces of other women’s lives.

“I should have mentioned this earlier today,” said Zueptal. “Did you know that your head is detachable and transformable?” This was startling news! Lekasris pondered it for a moment. She knew that her armour was partly detachable and some of the armatures unscrewed. Zueptal’s suggestion could succeed. Carefully, she scrutinised her neck tissues for break points. She found some! She’d not anticipated this turn of events, so she’d not tried to remove her head before. She knelt down with a thump and carefully grasped the sides of her head. The connectors separated and locked themselves off, leaving both head and body operating independently of each other. It was so peculiar to put one’s own severed head on the ground! Zueptal came forward and touched the head, to pass on further guidance. Lekasris looked at him and knew what to do next. She transformed her head into another, smaller robot. It was only slightly bigger than Zueptal. She was very excited as to what this meant for her future life.

“I’m regular size again!” she exclaimed. “OK, I’m still robotic but I can see eye-to-eye with everyone!”

“Well, you still don’t look feminine but we can tweak that,” said Zueptal. “I think that all the giants have a secondary ‘head body’. We should spread the word.”

“Darned straight!” said Lekasris, embracing and mildly crushing Zueptal. “There’s hope for us yet! I hadn’t realised the full versatility of this technology!” She danced around holding Zueptal tightly, still carried away by his supernatural influence. (Zueptal endured the one-sided waltz with good grace.) It was wonderful to have mastered the ‘head trick’ so easily! If this was possible, what else might she do?
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Re: Ordinary World, Extraordinary People

Postby snavej » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:07 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
11. Weaponised Illusions
(Forty eight kilometres west of Neosiak City)

The military expedition to Neosiak City was set to begin very shortly, just after dawn. Colonel Queylou felt that the outcome was uncertain, which was strange given that Neosiak was less than fifty kilometres away. Although the government had been supportive, providing ample personnel and hardware, numerous snags were cropping up. Firstly, many troops, auxiliaries and even officers had shown reluctance to participate. Some had had to be replaced yet the problem persisted. Duties hadn’t been performed or had been done badly. Attitudes had become more doubtful and negative. Morale had suffered and desertion had risen. Queylou had had to work hard to maintain sufficient discipline, strength and cohesiveness in his forces. This had put him on edge and he couldn’t sleep tonight. He tried to rest by sitting in an easy chair and reading short reports from officers, agents and civilian sources.

He’d never seen a situation like Neosiak before. There wasn’t a straightforward enemy to fight. The nebulous opposition had grown for months before it’d been recognised. Of course, the suspiciously convenient interference plague had played a major role, slowing down data flow. The initial sign of the problem had been Neosiak’s rising popularity, as discussed across the region. Soon, this had been reported in the press. He’d dismissed it as a fad. However, he’d noticed that the trend increased for no reason beyond ‘good feelings and generous vibes’. Young people had started travelling to the city. First to go had been locals or those with the time and money for a quick move. After they’d sent back favourable reports, others had followed. The second wave had either taken extended leave or quit their jobs entirely, creating a sudden labour shortage in the region. Employers had scrambled to hire new staff. Neosiak had seemed to be ‘head hunting’ workers. More recently, many older people had joined the young there.

As might be expected, the continuing pilgrimage attracted opportunist thieves, robbers and even kidnappers. Besides the road bandits, there’d been a growth in burglaries from empty houses and other premises. The oddest thing about the burglaries was that they’d been taken with a mixture of good grace and indifference. Pilgrims had refused to return and handle the mess personally. Instead, they’d asked family and friends to deal with it. Those family and friends hadn’t complained about the extra work, cost or stress. They’d maintained that the important thing was the happiness of the pilgrims in Neosiak, which was said to be remarkably high. When some soldiers had become pilgrims, the military had taken notice. They’d sent in volunteer scouts, who’d reported back for a while but had then fallen silent. The entire first wave of scouts had become pilgrims, as far as was known. A second wave of scouts had been sent in. It’d consisted entirely of those who hadn’t volunteered before. Secret agents had also been dispatched. These had lasted longer and sent back more detailed reports but eventually they’d stopped communicating too. Either they’d been captured, killed, incapacitated or converted. They’d been the most reliable sorts, so their fate had led to a new resolve. Neosiak had developed a dangerous, secret cult that should be neutralised. This task had fallen to Queylou, the nearest regional commander. Although the task had seemed difficult and highly complex, he’d vowed to do what was necessary to regain control of Neosiak. He couldn’t allow this cancer to take over his country and threaten neighbouring countries as well.

As dawn broke, Queylou rose and went to review the troops. They’d been preparing for days. He put his reports aside. He was tired of them. Most of them concerned feelings. There seemed to be an epidemic of ridiculous optimism in Neosiak. The pilgrims and other devotees believed fervently in the imminent creation of a New World Society, which would sweep all before it. Maybe that would transpire but the army had missions in Neosiak. Firstly, they had to assess the situation as well as they could and take appropriate action if definite threats were found. Secondly, they had to rescue any people who were being held against their will. Thirdly, they would try to suppress criminal activity in the area, although civilian police would have to do this in the long run. The missions had to be undertaken with minimum force because Neosiak was an urban area. Non-lethal weapons would be prominent so the battle for hearts and minds could be won. On the other hand, Queylou had ordered dozens of heavy weapon vehicles with rapid fire capacity. He’d been very concerned about the few more outlandish reports in his bundle. There was talk of giant robots disguised as carriages, high-performance jet aircraft and people with ‘magical auras’ who could pacify crowds of people in seconds. Any such opponents would have to be obliterated without hesitation. Queylou met with his captains on the parade ground outside his office, where numerous tanks and other armoured vehicles had been marshalled. The captains seemed as competent and level-headed as usual. According to them, the expeditionary force was ready. This put Queylou’s mind at ease but that didn’t last long. Minutes later, he had an unauthorised visitor.

“Hey Queylou, you pleving blonew!” said a young woman who suddenly marched across the parade ground. “What are you up to today? It’s going to fail as usual, just like your bedroom performance!” Queylou recognised her voice right away and turned to look at her. It was his old girlfriend Smilbu, who’d dumped him twelve years previously. She was wearing only a towel around her waist and some slippers. Her hair was damp and straggly, as if she’d just washed it. She had an angry expression and had to hold her towel to prevent it falling off. Everyone was taken aback. Some captains gasped in surprise and bemusement. Queylou was the most surprised since Smilbu looked exactly as she had twelve years ago, around the time of the split. This shouldn’t have been possible. Queylou soon suspected a hi-tech or supernatural influence.

“You’re seeing this?” he asked the captains. “It’s not just my delusion?”

“We’re definitely seeing it!” said Captain Tengokal, enjoying the view. “Who is this lovely, sir?! Did someone pay for her to be here?”

“She’s lovely to behold but not to live with,” replied Queylou. “All of you, meet Smilbu my ex from when I was a sergeant. She’s certainly not supposed to be here. Guards, remove her. I’ll deal with her later.” He beckoned for a male guard (Edlex) and female guard (Sygim) to take Smilbu off the parade ground. She’d be locked up in the guard house for a few days, at least. This area was restricted and it was an offence for her to be here. The guards tried to take hold of her but their hands went right through her body.

“Sir, she’s some kind of hologram!” said Edlex. “We can’t touch her!” He and Sygim stood back, unsure what to do.

“Your latest campaign will sink without trace, you hopeless loser!” said Smilbu. She failed to acknowledge the presence of anyone except Queylou.

“Smilbu, how are you here?” asked Queylou. “Who smuggled you into the base? I’ve left you alone for many years, untroubled by my supposed faults. Surely that has to count for something! Explain yourself!”

“Do you like these?” said Smilbu, cupping her breasts in her hands and lifting them slightly. “They’ve been restored to their old glory but you’ll never touch them again! How do you like that?!” She laughed and smirked while maintaining her unblinking stare. She was trying to humiliate him. The captains hid their own smiles.

“Try shooting her,” Queylou told the two guards. “Go for the left arm.”

“Sir, she’s a civilian!” said Sygim.

“Alright, use a nonlethal round,” said Queylou. “Follow up with a taser if necessary.” Sygim loaded a soft bullet and fired. It went clean through, causing no injury at all. Edlex deployed his taser with the same result.

“I’m going to stay with you until you admit your complete futility,” said Smilbu, having lowered her arms. “This’ll be a lot of fun!” Her stare was unnerving. Everyone had stopped laughing.

“There has to be a hologram generator,” said Queylou. “Tengokal, take a squad and search. Also, have our office staff contact the real Smilbu and see what she knows about this faker. In the mean time, we’ll ignore her and be on our way. We’re ready, aren’t we? It won’t matter if we leave early.”

“True, sir,” said Tengokal, motioning for the other guards to search the parade ground. “We can be off right now.”

“I’m not sure about this, sir,” said Captain Juthaik. “I believe that the hologram is a new type of psychological weapon. We don’t have anything to match it. If it’s here, what else does the enemy have in our base and beyond? I think that the tactical picture has worsened and we should delay for the development of countermeasures.”

“I’ve been watching your current squeeze Arrafor,” said Smilbu. “She does what she can but she’s bored by your stale moves, the same old night spots and failing ‘equipment’, you distracted disciplinarian!”

“Shut up, Smilbu!” spat Queylou, feeling his fury rise. “Vile, venomous hag: how dare you insult my relationship with Arrafor?! Juthaik, as yet we have no evidence of your suspected new enemies. The expedition will go ahead as planned. There are plenty of people who need our help and we can’t deny them that. We’ll have to live with Smilbu for the time being.”

“Like how you lived with me, used me and left me unfulfilled?” commented Smilbu. “You were handsome with a superficial charm but you didn’t have a clue about the ways of love!” Queylou sighed and ignored her. He went to his staff carriage with his driver and they got in. Smilbu walked through the solid metal door on the right-hand side of the carriage and sat next to Queylou, although her position was more hovering than resting on the back seat.

“Sir, should I be driving with an unauthorised passenger next to us?” asked Lembune the driver.

“This is an unexplained hologram,” said Queylou. “As far as we know, it’s harmless except for its cracked brain. Pay no heed to its crazy words.”

“Hah, you’ve forgotten the wrath of scorned women!” said Smilbu. “Do you remember the time when you failed to pick me up at the train station and I had to walk home six kilometres in the freezing rain? I remember, Queylou! You know the worst part of it? I now realise why it slipped your mind. You were busy fornicating with that guard called Vivi, the slut from Byghende Regiment!”

“Stop your lies, Smilbu!” protested Queylou quietly. It wasn’t a lie though. He’d been romping with the delightful Vivi in her soft, perfumed bed. It was one of his favourite memories. How had Smilbu found out about it? She must have talked to Vivi at some point. Lembune drove the carriage out of the parade ground, through the checkpoints and onto the highway.

“Look Smilbu, change your tune,” said Queylou, attempting to influence this horrible hologram. “We’re going out to rescue people in very difficult circumstances. Doesn’t that impress you? I listened to all the things you said and I’ve tried to be more considerate since then. My career’s been on a steady, upward trajectory.”

“You want me to change my tune?” said Smilbu. “I can do better than that! I can change myself entirely!” The hologram shimmered and turned into the moving image of a new person.” Queylou recognised him immediately.

“Uncle Quozbai!” he said, appalled and disgusted. “Oh God, Juthaik was right: psychological warfare!” Quozbai had short, wet hair and was only wearing Smilbu’s towel and slippers. He was relatively young, as he’d been thirty years before.

“Do you recall those great times we had at home, when your parents were out?” asked Quozbai, leaning too close to Queylou. “We can’t do any of that now, the old Q-Q blue revue, but you can enjoy my company and I can still pull a few pranks to amuse you!” He leant forward, reached around Lembune’s head and blocked his view with his left hand. Lembune was unable to see the road. Neither Queylou nor Lembune could prevent Quozbai from interfering with Lembune’s driving. Lembune braked, moved his head to one side and steered the carriage off the road. Quozbai moved his arm and blocked Lembune’s vision again. The carriage crashed through a fence and skidded across desert scrub. Lembune ran it into a tangle of bushes, where it halted.

“Sir, this is no good!” protested Lembune as he removed his seat belt and left the carriage. “Your ‘Uncle’ won’t let me drive safely. We need to find a way to stop him!”

“I should have anticipated it!” said Queylou. “Damn you, Uncle! The carriage’s damaged!”

“I really loved ploughing your tight hole!” said Quozbai. “You were exquisite and you never complained!”

“BE QUIET!” shouted Queylou. “We WILL shut you down very soon!” He was interrupted by the sound of repeated traffic collisions on the highway. They all looked at the road. Many military vehicles were smashing into civilian vehicles, walls, fences, pedestrians and each other. A few vehicles were catching fire.

“AARRGGHH!” exclaimed Queylou. “Fine, we have to stop the mission for now and deal with this! Lembune, let’s do what we can to rescue people here!”

“Screw you, Quozbai!” said Lembune. “You nearly killed us!” Quozbai maintained his sick grin. They all jogged back to the highway, where they found a family trapped in their crumpled carriage.

“Did you bring friends, Uncle?” asked Queylou crossly as he struggled to open the family’s carriage doors. “Did they make my vehicles crash?”

“I wouldn’t call them friends,” replied Quozbai, touching himself intimately as he watched the family try to escape their carriage. “We’re temporary allies, working together to sabotage your mission. There are enough of us to stop you all. We’re going to keep at it until you retreat. Oh, I adore crashes like this!”

“You forget that we’re soldiers,” said Queylou, wrenching open a jammed door with brute force. “Ngh! We don’t need vehicles to move around. We can march over to Neosiak. It’s not far.” The civilians began leaving their carriage through the open door.

“If you do that, we’ll be with you all the way!” said Quozbai, removing his towel and performing a sex act on himself. “You’ll never be rid of us. You won’t be able to sleep. You’ll become exhausted and some of you might even die. It’ll be a long, hard, satisfying process, at least for us.” Queylou stopped and reconsidered for a moment.

“Alright, you win!” said Queylou. “Your accursed technology has smashed my convoy and my strategy. We’ll go back to base. In return, you holograms should all disappear.”

“Thank you, sir!” said the father of the family, coming over to Queylou. “You’ve saved us all!”

“Move away from the carriage, please!” said Queylou. “There’s a risk of fire and more collisions.”

“Of course,” said the father. “Everyone go and stand by that little tree. It’s not safe here.” He gestured to his family: they walked past Quozbai and gathered amid the scrub.

“You’re the most repulsive man I’ve ever seen!” said the mother to Quozbai. He ignored her and carried on with what he was doing.

“You’ve seen sense, Queylou,” said Quozbai. “You’re not so naive anymore. You’ve become a spoilsport, though. Bye bye for now!” He disappeared abruptly, along with his discarded towel. Queylou and Lembune looked at each other, relieved that the obscene hologram problem seemed to be over. After that, they searched for the next wreck to investigate. As they jogged along the roadside, they came across a man dressed entirely in black. He was wearing a ‘morph suit’ that covered his whole body, including his head and face.

“Are you OK, sir?” asked Lembune. “Were you in a car crash just now?” He tried to touch the man’s arm but his hand passed through.

“Oh no, another hologram!” said Queylou. “Haven’t you heard? You’re supposed to disappear because we’re withdrawing.”

“I’M NOT WITH THEM,” said the man in black. “I’M ONLY OBSERVING. CARRY ON.” Lembune looked directly into his black, featureless face. On closer inspection, he wasn’t wearing a morph suit. He seemed to be made of unnatural shadows that swirled like gaseous oil, even in direct sunlight. There was a strong sense of dread attached to him. Lembune backed away, bumped into Queylou and then turned and ran.

“I can’t take this!” exclaimed Lembune, running across the road in panic. “It’s a demon, damn it! We can’t fight that!” The shadow man walked away coolly, watching soldiers and civilians as they extricated themselves from damaged conveyances. He scared many people along the way but didn’t seem concerned. Queylou watched him go for a moment and then ran after Lembune, hoping to persuade him to keep helping crash victims (and avoid desertion charges). The enemy was more formidable than he’d reckoned. Their knowledge indicated extraordinary powers, perhaps mind reading or time travel. How else would they know about Quozbai and Smilbu’s secrets? He certainly wasn’t looking forward to writing a long report about today’s events! He shook his head and continued pursuing his panicked driver. Meanwhile, everyone else in the multiple pile-up helped each other to find safety and support.



12. Mechanoid on the Edge
(Neosiak City, south-western suburbs)

One quiet night, Mioklur heard a few unusual sounds in the distance. First, there was a bang like a firework exploding a few kilometres away. Minutes later, she heard a speeding carriage on the nearest highway. After a few more minutes, at least three people were shouting. They were telling someone else to go away. The response was a series of loud, electronic squeals and then more engine noises. A fast carriage was driving closer. Most people wouldn’t be too concerned but Mioklur knew that she was vulnerable. She was elderly and infirm. Her husband had died years ago and her children had moved away. The rest of her family lived in other parts of the city or just outside. It was hard to stay in touch because of the interference plague. Her nearest help would come from the neighbours. She realised that she might have to go to them for help. There’d been plenty of worrying stories in the news sheets, all about robots, phantoms, magic people, bandits and dubious pilgrims. She regretted not having moved away earlier but she’d been annoyed at all the bizarre threats. Why would Neosiak be a target? It wasn’t a high-value place. No foreign powers wanted to invade. No terror groups saw the city as being important. Therefore, why should little old Mioklur have to run from her long-term home at 61 Fortis Way? Now she sensed a good reason approaching. She turned off her music and went to watch from the window.

Outside, it was generally dark but with various house and street lights dotted about. Nothing much was stirring beyond a few carriages and one or two pedestrians. As Mioklur looked around and listened, the dariveyn from across the road climbed up a house wall, searching for snacks on the roof. A night-flying nzigij cruised above the trees, seeking its own food. Just then, around the corner, a non-standard carriage swung around the corner and drove down Fortis Way: Mioklur’s street. It stopped more than a hundred metres away and a bulky man got out. He seemed to be wearing a fancy dress costume, like an early, boxy version of a robot. Leaving the carriage door open, he walked quickly to the door of house no. 39. He knocked loudly, waited, knocked again, waited and called out to the occupants. No one answered. The man became agitated and talked to himself. Mioklur ducked down slowly to reduce the chances of being seen. She guessed that this man was mentally unstable or impaired. Perhaps he’d taken banned substances? The carriage door swung and slammed shut, apparently on its own. Was there a second person inside the vehicle? Mioklur switched off her lounge lamp as a precaution.

The man went on to house no. 41. This time, he didn’t knock. He stared intently at the house, as if he could see right through it. A minute later, he turned away and moved on to house no. 43. Mioklur had seen the people from 41 go on vacation three days ago. It looked like the man had worked that out for himself. He also found house no. 43 to be empty. Their carriage wasn’t on the driveway, so they’d probably gone out for the evening. The man kept muttering to himself about ‘malfunctioning scanners’ and ‘confounded technology’. His carriage started its engine and rolled slowly along, following him as he walked further down the street. Before he reached house no. 45, he decided to look around slowly and deliberately. His eyes were glowing bright purple, which meant that he was wearing special goggles. Mioklur dropped down out of sight, hoping that he didn’t detect her. She was increasingly anxious and now considered slipping out of her back door. She could go to hide in house no. 59 with her friend Smejduli. With any luck, Smejduli would be awake until late. Before she could move, Mioklur heard heavy footsteps coming up her front garden path. Twigs and stems cracked as a large foot trod on the verge for a moment. Was it too late? A gloved fist banged insistently on her front door. The man was grumbling and glaring on her doorstep. What should she do?

“Help me, for pity’s sake!” he snarled. “My brain’s...going in all different directions. Talk to me, do something to put me straight.” Mioklur felt that she was in imminent danger. He knew that she was there. It was as if he were looking at her through solid doors and walls. Maybe he was, since he had his scanners. She reckoned that her chances of escape were dwindling. He seemed to be persistent. She’d have to engage with him. If she ignored him, he might break in. She put the security chain on the door and opened it a crack so that she could look at him with one eye. His purple eyes dazzled her and she shielded her face with her right hand. He dimmed the purple lights for her benefit.

“Sir, this isn’t the best time to call,” she said. “It’s very late and I’m getting tired. You should come back in the morning.”

“Please, I only want to talk for a short while,” he said, using an open-hands gesture to indicate genuine need. “I’m at my wits’ end and I don’t know what else to do.” She looked at him closely. She expected to see a normal face under helmet and goggles. Instead, his entire face was made of metal. There were gaps and joints showing precise, complex engineering. His jaw moved but there were no teeth or tongue. His voice was electronic, complete with little sound effects to convey emotion.

“There’s no...how can I...who’s controlling you?” she blurted out. “Someone spent a fortune! Well done, whoever you are! I don’t want to be pranked, thank you! Aren’t there lots of other people who’d be more useful to you?” He groaned and shook his head slowly.

“Before I lose it completely, I should say that I’m one of your generation,” he said. “My name’s...what?...Thubni something...oh yes, Thubniglo. My friends called me Thubni before I lost them. I don’t know where I am. Strangers took everything from me. My old body’s gone. It must’ve been buried somewhere by now, or they’re keeping it on ice. A lot of my memory has gone. I’ve never been here before. I don’t know the streets. I’ve been exploring but it’s hard to remember things with this new, alien brain. I’m losing my identity. Give me a pen so that I can write my name on my arm. Make it a permanent marker.” Mioklur thought for a moment. She had a permanent marker in the drawer of the tallboy beside the door.

“You’re in luck,” she said, reaching for the marker. “Put your arm through the gap and I’ll write your name on it, in big letters.” He did so and Mioklur saw that he had an impressive, android arm with armour panels across much of it. He was like a knight from the future.

“T-H-U-B-N-I-G-L-O,” she spelt as she wrote on his armour. “Also, you’re T-H-U-B-N-I for short. You should go to the City College. They might have scientists who could help you. I don’t know what I could do. Are you sure you’re not being remotely controlled? Also, someone might have drugged you or hypnotised you.”

“Oh no, this is real,” said Thubni. “I’m here now, in this body. I just remembered something important. I saw myself at my own funeral. I’ve never been to anything so weird. I think that I’ve blotted most of it out. My family wasn’t there. Several pilgrims tried to cheer me up. There was a woman who made everyone feel effervescent for a while. It was a contradictory event where I was supposed to be dead but I was still fully alive: more so than ever, in fact. That’s part of my problem now. I have raging life inside this metal frame. It seems to get stronger every day. I’m frightened by it. What’s your name? You’re kind enough to hear me out for a few minutes.”

“If you weren’t a robot, I’d recommend soothing drinks,” remarked Mioklur. “My name’s Mioklur, by the way. How old are you, Thubni? Are you from Sletal? Thubni is a Sletal name.”

“I had my seventy second birthday last winter,” replied Thubni. “I am from Sletal, as you deduced. How do I get there from here?”

“Go to the other end of Fortis Way,” said Mioklur. “Go left and then take the second right. Join Highway 91 and follow it all the way to Sletal. Normally, it’s a three hour drive. With your carriage, it’s probably quicker than that. Oh yes, you have a memory problem. Let me write down the directions.” She wrote abbreviated directions to Sletal on his arm.

“That’s incredibly helpful!” said Thubni gratefully. “I’m not lost anymore! My family will be waiting for me. They have no idea that I was abducted.”

“It’s not a good idea to go there when you’re manic,” Mioklur pointed out. “You should try to calm down first. What normally works for you? Why not try music or meditation?”

“I already did,” said Thubni, bowing his head. “They made it worse. It’s still getting worse. I’m worried, Mioklur. With every minute, I drop deeper into the abyss. There’s no medicine for me. They won’t reprogramme me. What can I do?!”

“If I have a malfunctioning machine, I turn it off,” said Mioklur. “Perhaps that’s the only way for you. I’m sorry if that’s a depressing idea. At least you already had a funeral.” Thubni stared at her for a moment and then stepped back from the door.

“Suicide, you say?” he murmured, standing amid her flowers. “Yes, that would make sense. This new life is too much for me. I don’t want to be a rampaging robot, scaring everyone. I don’t want to cut loose and wreck this city. I have to resist.” He walked back to his carriage, stood beside it and searched for his self-termination switch. He found it and used it.

“Goodbye, Mioklur,” he said solemnly. “I’m sorry to have bothered you like this.” The purple lights in his eyes dimmed slowly and went out. He remained standing but his head drooped forward. After that, he was motionless. Mioklur watched him for a minute. As far as she knew, he’d killed himself. She breathed deeply and evenly, trying to slow her racing heart. It was very sad that she’d had to advise suicide but Thubni had been turned into a cold, metal motor-man with great destructive potential and an unbalanced mind. She felt a little dizzy but she knew that she needed help. After leaning on the tallboy for two minutes, the dizziness subsided and she was able to leave by the back door. She glanced around the side of her bungalow. Thubni was standing as still as a statue. His carriage lights remained shining, though. Mioklur shuddered, imagining how dangerous Thubni could’ve been. She began to walk down her rear garden path, heading for the back alley that led to Smejduli’s house. Only ten metres further on, she heard mechanical sounds behind her. She turned to see Thubni’s carriage transforming dramatically into a large, headless robot. The blood drained from her face as the giant stood up straight and then bent down to pick up Thubni. In turn, he transformed into a head that was then connected to the giant’s shoulders. The giant was whole again.

“Reactivation sequence complete,” announced Thubni. “Mission...resumes...mission...clarify...mission...” He didn’t know what to do for a moment. Mioklur was petrified. She wanted that robot to leave. Maybe she could nudge it along?

“Sletal!” she called out, her voice shaky yet loud enough.

“Mission Sletal!” said Thubni emphatically, transforming back into his fast carriage mode and powering away. He was going to leave Neosiak for a while, giving Mioklur a chance to reassess her position. Thubni’s suicide attempt had failed. Something or someone had prevented it. Whatever or whoever that was might seek revenge. She ought to run away now. She could at least take a holiday with friends or family, couldn’t she? There were people she hadn’t seen for many years. That idea was sounding more and more appealing as she continued to creep away in her soft slippers between the clipped hedges and bushes. In the back alley she met Smejduli, who’d been hiding behind a wall. The sight and sound of Thubni had put the fear of God into her. The two old friends embraced and then Mioklur began to explain what had happened. Smejduli was shocked and astonished. Neither of them knew why this sort of thing was going on in Neosiak City. They both wanted to investigate further. It was urgent: their lives could easily depend on it.

Three streets away, Thubni’s route was blocked by an old carriage. The souped-up mini-model had been thoughtlessly double-parked by a young man on his way to revelry. A volcanic fury burst through from Thubni’s subconscious. He transformed, snatched up the carriage and hurled it five hundred metres. It destroyed a house roof and three garden sheds when it landed. Briefly satisfied, Thubni returned to vehicle mode and accelerated onto Highway 91. The owner of the hurled car saw Thubni roar into the distance. Although he was stunned for a few moments, the young man was able to point Thubni out to the pursuing police cars.



13. Shadowing the Mayor
(Neosiak City Centre)

At Neosiak Town Hall, the secretaries were typing more than usual. There’d been unusual events throughout the city and beyond. This meant writing reports, minutes, expense forms, special bulletins, forecasts, emergency plans and letters. There had to be correspondence with police, health services, contractors, retailers and even the armed forces. However, communication had been cut short in many areas. Radio signals had been jammed and no one knew why. Telephone and electronic lines wouldn’t carry messages. The best of the alternatives were portable data storage devices (‘stubs’) and hard copies on paper. Unknown factors had prevented many postal vehicles from entering and leaving the city. The system had become unreliable. Even private couriers had encountered problems such as mechanical breakdowns, traffic collisions and sudden collapses in morale. Despite these issues, the secretaries were busy with their local duties. That afternoon, they were hard at work when a shadow man suddenly walked through the wall. He came directly from the outside to the inside without using a door or other opening. Solid stone was no obstacle to him. Staff members challenged him as he stood at the side of the room and looked around. He didn’t respond to them and they weren’t brave enough to tackle him physically. A few people ran to find the security guards. One man went down the road to fetch the police. The Mayor’s personal assistant rushed to warn the Mayor in his office. The shadow man caused fear wherever he went.

“Sihn-theeya, what’s that commotion?” asked Mayor Gultbriek as the P.A. burst into his office, slammed the door and held it closed by pressing her back against it.

“I don’t know what it is!” she replied, her eyes wide and her breathing heavy. “It’s some kind of black man. It’s so scary!”

“Sihn-theeya, we had this talk before,” sighed Gultbriek. “We can’t discriminate on the basis of skin colour. It’s costing too much in fines and legal fees. Don’t we have enough to deal with already?”

“No, it’s not a typical black man!” said Sihn-theeya. “It’s incredibly black, like total black night black. It glides around with a very smooth walk.”

“Oh, I get it,” said Gultbriek. “It’s like that movie ‘Black Knight: the Ultimate Black Man’. Come on; stop trying to spoof me with these pop culture references. Maybe I should take a look. By the way, don’t call him ‘it’: that’s demeaning.” He stood up slowly and stretched his legs. He’d done more paperwork than usual today and he was stiff from hours of sitting.

“We should get out of here while we can, Gultbriek,” advised Sihn-theeya. “This man feels very dangerous. He might try to kill you.”

“I’m armed,” responded Gultbriek, pulling out his pistol. “So are the guards and the police. I’m ready.” At that moment, the shadow man walked into the room via the corner. Sihn-theeya saw him appear on her right. She screamed, opened the door, ducked through and slammed it shut again. Her instincts told her (wrongly) that the door would protect her. Logic told her that it wouldn’t. For a few moments, her instincts prevailed. She used her key to lock the door and then she backed away. She ran back to the large office where most of the secretaries worked. It was now deserted. She dashed through to the entrance corridor on the far side. A few bold staff members lingered in the corridor, along with the security guards.

“He’s in there with the Mayor!” said Sihn-theeya to the guards. “You’ve got to rescue Gultbriek!” All three guards had anxious expressions and were reluctant to go forward, despite their guns.

“Erm, I think we should wait for the police,” said Whiaterp, the eldest guard. “That’s no normal person in there.”

“No, it’s the Mayor with some horrid creature!” said Sihn-theeya. “Go on, get in there! Are you men?!” The guards were torn between their intuitive panic and their sense of duty.

“Sihn-theeya, I don’t think our guns would be effective against the black man,” said Jiunoya, the youngest guard. “He goes through walls so bullets would go through him. Also, he wouldn’t be able to touch the Mayor.”

“One of us should go around to the back window,” said Deegnytys, the middle guard. “We should get a view of the situation before we do anything.”

“I think you just volunteered!” said Whiaterp. “Off you go, Deeg. Report back in a few minutes. In the mean time, Jiunoya and I will listen at the door.” Their spirits sinking, the three men went reluctantly toward the Mayor’s office. Sihn-theeya and her few remaining colleagues watched across the large office, ready to step in if absolutely necessary. Everyone was trembling. Meanwhile, the Mayor was backed into the corner of his office, emptying his bowels into the metal waste bin. The shadow man simply stood and watched. Gultbriek was so frightened that he babbled to himself.

“Mother told me to be careful what I did!” he said as he fumbled with a box of tissues. “She didn’t want me getting involved in anything too risky. Of course, I didn’t listen and now look what’s happened! When will the killing start, sir? Perhaps I could help round up some people for you.” The shadow man didn’t respond.

“Oh damn, how did things get so bad?!” Gultbriek exclaimed with a shaky voice. “Am I paying for some sort of crime here? You probably know that my record’s fairly clean. I’m less dodgy than my predecessor, certainly!” He wiped himself repeatedly.

“Would you mind if I tried shooting you?” he said. “I realise that it’s futile but, you know, I have these fighting instincts in my brain. They’re screaming at me to do something!” There was nothing but silence from his visitor.

“Never mind,” said Gultbriek, pulling up his trousers. “There must be something that you want. You’re very keen to keep an eye on me. I’m the Mayor so I run this city. I didn’t appreciate that my responsibilities would one day include entertaining...whatever you are.” He gazed at the imposing shadow man and then wondered if he could escape.

“If you want to meet someone higher up, you’ll have to go to the capital,” advised Gultbriek. “I could show you a map if you’d like. I’d have to fetch one from outside.” He pointed at the door and started edging toward it. The shadow man turned as Gultbriek shuffled around the side of the room. Gultbriek was thoroughly unnerved at this point. He felt like a little animal being stalked by a pitiless predator. The situation seemed hopeless.

“Oh hell, what’s the use?!” he cried, dropping his head and looking at the floor for a moment. “I wish that you’d just get it over with. No one can stop you. Whatever I do now is meaningless. Why am I bothering? I should shoot myself to save you the trouble of executing me. What’s it all for, anyway? We have our short lives and then we pop off. There are no clear benefits beyond fleeting pleasures that disappear immediately.” He raised his gun slowly and stared at it.

“VERY PERTINENT, MAYOR,” said the shadow man, speaking for the first time today. “LIFE’S PURPOSE IS MY PRIMARY CONCERN. FEAR NOT FOR I AM ONLY HERE TO OBSERVE.”

“Oh...oh really?!” said Gultbriek. “That’s a huge relief! What else would you like to observe? I can give you a tour of many parts of Neosiak. I have some privileged access...but not as privileged as your intangibility, of course.”

“LET US TOUR,” said the shadow man. “SHOW ME AS MUCH AS YOU CAN BEFORE NIGHTFALL. WE’LL WALK, NOT DRIVE OR FLY. I WANT VARIETY RATHER THAN VOLUME.”

“Of course, your eminence,” said Gultbriek. “I won’t need a map. I know my streets well.” He unlocked and opened his office door to find Whiaterp and Jiunoya standing right outside. They saw the shadow man and stepped back sharply.

“He only wants a tour of the city!” explained Gultbriek. “You can stand down. It’s the least I can do to show him around. He must have come a long way to get here, maybe from another star system or dimension. I have to be courteous and helpful to my unexpected yet highly esteemed visitor. Try not to worry. If all goes well, I should be back at work tomorrow.” He laughed nervously and strode away toward the large office followed by the shadow man, whose menacing presence made Jiunoya lose control of his bladder. Gultbriek led the shadow man outside, past Sihn-theeya and a few others.

“Go home, Sihn-theeya and the rest of you,” said Gultbriek. “It’ll be fine. We’re going sightseeing. It’ll make a nice change. Don’t forget to lock up!” As his staff shuddered and cringed in fear, Gultbriek led the abominable visitor around various places of interest, which were clustered in the city centre. The shadow man glided around effortlessly after him. As he told many little stories about Neosiak, Gultbriek silently made plans to leave the city as soon as possible. If this creature had shown up today, what other things would threaten him later? He cursed his luck but put on his bravest face.



14. Psychic Housewife Enlists
(Travelling to Neosiak City from a village fifteen kilometres north-west)

Kolvazian was losing her identity. She tried to hold herself together but she was unprepared. Soul-space was a slippery, leaky place. In normal space, she’d retain her integrity naturally but in soul-space she changed into an uncontrollable, unreasonable, irrational, unpredictable, impossible dodger. She wanted to call out for help but couldn’t because parts of her kept slithering away, shooting off or dropping out. She lost focus almost completely and fragmented. She didn’t freak out because, on some level, she understood that she wasn’t really broken. Her many facets were still entangled and could reassemble instantly, if only she could discover how to do it. All she could do now was flounder and, thereby, explore dozens of bizarre states of being. It was hard to concentrate but she recognised that she was journeying back and forth through history and prehistory. She noticed that she was visiting hundreds of people and animals. Sometimes, she became other people and even a few beasts. She was jumping from body to body without regard to the flow of time. The states of her friends and relatives were important, though. She was attempting to interact with as many people as possible, in different situations. There were times of crisis and more times of minor difficulty. It seemed that she was working through a long and cfe Enlistsomplex series of interpersonal exercises. These had already been completed and yet part of her knew they were still in progress or even in the future. She found herself knowing the outcomes and being ignorant of them simultaneously. It was fascinating. She flipped her mind around repeatedly, to enjoy converting knowingness into unknowingness and vice versa. Meanwhile, as she cavorted among the contradictions, other people moved to bring her home. In her many temporary niches, she felt a flood of peace lull her into immobility. She loved it so much in these few dozen places and times that she didn’t want to move anywhere else. Instead, the retrievers tuned her surroundings so that she was conveyed painlessly back to wakefulness in the true position of her being. When she did finally return, she didn’t open her eyes for several more minutes. She was so blissful that she didn’t want it to end. Nevertheless, it dissipated like dew and she was left sitting simply on her usual, homemade cushion. Tears beaded in her eyes. She hated being taken away from her new, enthralling playground.

“Mum, where are you?” called out Kolvazian’s son Xegeniti. “You said that you’d make bydipels for dinner. I’m hungry!” He was down in the garden while she was on one of the hillside terraces above. He wouldn’t find her. He was small and the terrace was high up. His little legs weren’t strong enough to climb this high, at least not quickly.

“Where is she?” asked her husband Anflom. “Did you see her go somewhere?”

“No, I don’t know where she is,” replied Xegeniti, beginning to worry. “She just left everything and went.”

“Did she tell you anything before she left the house?” asked Anflom.

“No, only ‘Have a nice day’,” said Xegeniti. “Has she run away? That happened to some of my friends.”

“I have no idea,” said Anflom, pulling him close. “I’ll make you something quick and then we’ll go and look for her. I’ll call her parents and other people to see if she’s with them. This is strange. There might be a bigger problem.” Xegeniti’s morale dipped and he clung tightly to his father. The prospect of losing his mother, if only briefly, was unprecedented in his short life. He wasn’t sure how he’d cope. He felt chills up and down his spine.

“I don’t believe this,” thought Kolvazian. “I’ve actually found something more important than family. I’m a soul-space explorer now.” She dried her tears, rose, took her cushion, put it in a large bag and walked away from her house. She worried about her family but she had a greater task now. Anflom and Xegeniti would be alright together and eventually they would return to her. Meanwhile she had to join the pilgrimage, go to Neosiak City and help build the core of the new society. It was the next, vital step in global evolution. She descended on the far side of the hill, waited a few minutes and boarded a megavan to Neosiak. There was disruption on the roads so the megavan would terminate its route before reaching the city but she could walk the last three kilometres. She’d have to buy a few essentials on the way. As the megavan pulled away, Kolvazian sat on the left side and tried to scan the route ahead. She was still a novice in soul-space so this was a challenge.

“Are you going to Neosiak too?” asked the woman next to Kolvazian. “I’m going there for the clothes and art supplies. I hear that they’ve got stuff that we don’t have. Their stocks haven’t run out like ours did. The blockade prevented some customers from entering the city.” Immediately, Kolvazian found this woman to be annoying. She turned to look at her. She had a few tics and seemed self-satisfied. She appeared obsessed with material things.

“Yes, I’m going to Neosiak,” said Kolvazian as she probed soul-space. “It’s the most important place in the world right now. I’m going to live there for a while.”

“That’s wonderful, dear!” said the woman. “Be sure to visit Snippy Chops the hairdresser on Raladido Square. It’s the best! I like to look my best when I sell my art works. That gets me more cash to buy clothes. My husband limits my allowance because he knows what I’m like. ‘Women, eh?’ he says with a roll of his eyes. I’m a terror. I’ll need another new wardrobe soon. I might take over part of my daughter’s room. She’s not like me. She’s a neat freak and hates my free spending. She’s going to get a surprise! She’ll complain when I partition her bedroom. I’ll say to her that it’s our house not hers. Besides, she’s coming of age soon and we expect her to move out.” Kolvazian let her witter on in the same vein for another fifteen minutes. As those minutes ticked by, Kolvazian found out that the megavan was actually alive. It was a person somehow. That person was struggling to control himself or herself. It was hard to tell if the megavan was male or female due to his/her struggle. Although she was very different, Kolvazian could relate to this vehicle’s problems. She did her best to help but they were too great for her to tackle alone. She had to investigate other things instead, including the bandit ambush up ahead. She didn’t want that to impede her progress. She made contact with the bandits’ souls and expanded their awareness of themselves and each other. She showed them that they were close brothers and sisters, with interconnected life stories going back thousands of years. With this new knowledge, they could see that their campaign of robbery was harmful in the long run. They were storing up bad karma for themselves by attacking other soul siblings on the road. They were better off scavenging scrap and selling it for profit. Also, they realised that they were compatible with each other romantically. They decided to call off the ambush and become better acquainted, so to speak.

“Hey, I’ve got a tip for you,” said Kolvazian to the annoying woman. “A friend of mine told me that there were some paints and canvases available in the ‘Prime Pickings’ warehouse store at the next village. Perhaps you should check it out? They have a wide range.”

“Oh, I’d never considered that place,” said the woman. “It’s not well advertised. Does it have facilities?”

“Uh, the facilities are rudimentary but the discounts are substantial,” replied Kolvazian. “It’s a good trade-off for you, this once. Why not try it?”

“You know, I think I will!” said the woman. “Price cuts will boost my spending power. I’ll take a look. Thank you, dear!” A minute later, the megavan stopped and the woman got off to investigate the warehouse store. She wasn’t impressed by the run-down appearance of the village but the prospect of bargains drove her on. More importantly, she wouldn’t bother Kolvazian again. The new pilgrim rode on quietly to the terminus, where many police and military personnel patrolled. At this final stop, she took a comfort break and bought a drink, plus a few more sealed drinks for the walk. She slightly regretted failing to prepare for this trip. She could’ve brought useful items from home but she’d felt impelled to sneak away without delay or family objections. Mentally, she tried to send her love to her husband and son. She wasn’t sure if they received it. She was surprisingly calm given the way she’d abandoned them abruptly. She sat outside the café, drank, took in the limited views and prepared herself for a short walk. Many other people were straggling through, going the same way. Two minutes later, the unattended megavan sounded its horn. Kolvazian looked at it quizzically. She knew it was sentient but what did it want now? Again, the horn rang out. She realised that it might want her. She went over to it. The door opened.

“Neosiak shuttle, missus!” said a rough, electronic voice. “All aboard!”

“Isn’t this dereliction of duty?” asked Kolvazian, climbing the steps and going inside. “You’re supposed to be taking people back to Ploknar City in twenty minutes. The driver will be angry.” She squeezed between the front seats and sat down two rows back.

“I didn’t sign up for this duty,” said the megavan. “I’m simply lending a hand here and there. I’m free to go.” He/she used some thin claw arms on rails to empty the interior of litter, drivers’ possessions and other miscellaneous detritus. These were thrown out and left in a small pile on the parking lot.

“What do you know about this grand project?” asked Kolvazian. “How did you become this vehicle? What’s your name?” The electronic voice made a good approximation of a sigh as the megavan left the driver behind and headed for Neosiak City.

“This is...you find me...I wish I could...,” the megavan tried to reply. “Thoughts mixed up...name’s Camchass...I was a woman...from Squioglay...woke up one day...as a damned lump of metal. Sorry about...my hesitations. It’s a complex glitch. Perhaps you can help later. We need you...to retrieve people like me. They’re going loopy and driving headlong across the country. They’re causing frights and some more serious issues.”

“Camchass, why are they making people into machines?” asked Kolvazian.

“We haven’t been told,” answered Camchass. “One thing I do know is that we’re much stronger now. I feel like I could fight an army and win, if I used the right strategy. The trouble is that our spirits have been amplified. That’s why we go on the rampage. We have to find a way to keep that in check. Personally, I stay close to the region spirits. They keep me centred with their supreme vibes.”

“I’ve felt them, in my meditations,” said Kolvazian. “They’re awesome! I know they’re in the city. It’ll be great to meet them shortly. I wonder why they’ve come forth after billions of years in seclusion.”

“Be careful with the region spirits,” warned Camchass. “They have extreme influence over almost everyone who comes near. They can affect your whole life, if you let them. They can speed you up and divert you onto other paths but their speciality is to slow you down so that you hardly do anything. You might even forget to breathe!”

“Could that be why they made you into a megavan?” queried Kolvazian. “Did they kill you with their ‘slowing sickness’?”

“I wish they’d tell me, one way or another,” said Camchass. “I’m so different now. I’m losing my sense of gender. I’m starting to forget my female emotions. At least I can record my feelings for posterity. My data memory’s vast now and much more reliable than before. I can’t complain too much but my ‘mechanoid’ life is so alien compared to my old life. You understand that I’ll outlive you by at least a million years, barring disasters? They can keep replacing my parts indefinitely.”

“You’re the future, aren’t you?” said Kolvazian, patting the seat in front of her. “You’re going to drive on and leave us in the dust. It’s so obvious now. They’ll make you into the latest, fastest vehicle and you can forget about blending into our old highways.”

“No, I don’t think we’ll stop blending in,” said Camchass. “Organics won’t disappear. You’ll multiply the same as before. We’ll have to move among you sometimes, at least.”

“Huh, so we’re ‘organics’ now,” said Kolvazian. “You ‘mechanoids’ are adapting quickly to your new status.”

“Not as quickly as we’d like,” said Camchass. “That’s why we need people like you to rein us in and put us back on the right track.” Three minutes later, she brought Kolvazian into one of the pilgrim camps in Neosiak. They could tell that a region spirit was nearby. Kolvazian could feel the great bulk of his experience and power pressing on her mind. Remembering Camchass’ warning, she didn’t go any closer. She had to find ways to co-exist with him. His name was Najemthit. Elsewhere in the city were others, such as Uthaim, Knuvitlev, Zueptal and Spenbela. There was also a man called Stohv and his father Dahuva, who were shrouded in deep mystery and determined to remain so. She didn’t know them but she could tell that their power was incalculable. It made her shudder involuntarily.

“Welcome Kolvazian,” said Najemthit via soul-space. “Before you attend to mundane matters, please locate our errant comrade Zydzwup and persuade him to return here. He mustn’t cause more damage or abduct anyone else. He’s disrupting our schedule and thus harming the cause.” He showed her Zydzwup’s soul and physical location but she could tell that he was on the move.

“Why do you need me for this?” asked Kolvazian as she became acquainted with Zydzwup’s spiritual appearance. “Don’t you have much more power than me?”

“Yes and no,” said Najemthit. “In our experience, power isn’t simple: it has many facets. I may have power in some of those facets but not so much in others. You have a mix of soft power that is particularly useful in persuasion. Try it and see. You’re already familiar with it from your everyday life. Simply translate that experience to soul-space.” Kolvazian shook her head, failing to see how she could influence Zydzwup. She knew that these mechanoids had highly energetic souls. What could she do? She was merely a housewife with a wandering soul.

“We’re bringing you in for chipping,” said Najemthit. “Then, everything will become easier. You’ll see.” His aura told her that all would be well, although this would be a time of great change. Kolvazian felt slightly apprehensive since this was a totally new development. Her body was about to be invaded by technology and she was going along with it. What would her family think? What about her friends? Anflom might lose his love for her. Xegeniti might feel that his mother had been replaced with a creepy cyborg. The new energy of Neosiak argued that they’d soon adjust to the new situation. Soon, Kolvazian was in a secluded private house in the suburbs. Outside, there were eight people who’d been changed into carriages. Mainly, they stayed as carriages but sometimes they transformed into robots and walked around, shaking the ground slightly as they did so. Even though she knew what was happening, the sight of those giants was unnerving. In the house, a clinic-workshop had been set up. Dozens of people were sitting and waiting to be chipped. It was a quick procedure, so Kolvazian was soon injected with a remarkable piece of nanotech the size of a grain of sand. Placed at the back of her neck, it soon connected to her brain stem. She could feel it subtly altering her neural architecture. Small ripples of random memories rolled through her consciousness. After half an hour, she was given a few gadgets as a test. She held them in her hands and found that she could turn them on and off without touching the switches. She could make a power tool speed up and slow down without using the control dial. Best of all, she could interface with a pocket computer and transmit simple pulse code, though she didn’t know the programming language.

“Would you like to test your implant properly?” asked a man sitting opposite. “I’m Dlonesh: how do you do?” He offered Kolvazian a handshake.

“Kolvazian,” she replied, taking his hand and interfacing two seconds later. “This’ll be...” Instantly, their minds touched and they entered soul-space together. Dlonesh was totally unprepared. Kolvazian had had a few weeks of practice but still had difficulty navigating the realm. In the real world, they stared at each other with expressions of alarm and concern. This was too much for both of them. Kolvazian tried her best to push Dlonesh back into his body and then return to her own body. It was a struggle and she barely succeeded. Dlonesh pulled his hand away and recoiled from her. It was as if she was too hot to handle and he’d just been burnt for a moment.

“Oh God, I’m sorry!” she exclaimed. “I have this special talent but it’s very tricky. I had no idea it would activate. You should avoid touching me until I find a way to control this...tendency. Maybe you could experiment with someone else?”

“I need time to recover,” said Dlonesh. “That was too much for my first day. It was like being swallowed by chaos. Stay away from me. I hope that they can help you.” He picked up his bags and left the room. No one else offered to interface with Kolvazian. She sat for a few minutes, idly switching one of the test machines on and off. After that, she went outside to see what else she could do. Najemthit had asked her to find Zydzwup so perhaps she should practice on another giant robot? She approached the nearest one. It was in the form of a sleek, mono-chassis carriage in bright orange, with yellow flames painted on the major panels. Kolvazian thought that it was the most attractive of the robots, so she had high hopes. In the driver’s seat was a smaller robot, which had a serious expression on its yellow face.

“Excuse me,” she said. “My name’s Kolvazian and I’d like to ask you a favour. I’ve just been chipped and...”

“Get the hell away from me!” said the smaller robot angrily, turning to glare at her. “I don’t want your dykey hands messing up my finish!”

“Huh?” said Kolvazian, surprised.

“Are you dense?!” continued the smaller robot. “Can’t you see I’m a woman too?!” Her eyes blazed red. She opened the carriage door and stepped out. Kolvazian stepped back but kept her eyes on the smaller robot, who didn’t seem very feminine.

“Well, er, now I know!” she said. “Please, I’m no dyke. I have a husband and son...”

“Not for much longer you don’t!” said the smaller robot. “Don’t you understand what’s going on here? They’re recruiting us into their army! I’ve had to say goodbye to my family. I hate it more than words can say but I can’t do anything about it. I can do something about you though!” She detached one of her exposed metal ribs, which looked hard and sharp. She wielded the rib like a dagger and advanced on Kolvazian. Small metal plates on her face moved around as her anger rose. That was very alien and threatening. To Kolvazian’s right, a green carriage abruptly flexed and stood upright, converting into a giant robot with a series of whirs, whines, clunks and clicks. The green robot stamped its right foot between the small robot and Kolvazian.

“Stand down, Brakton,” it said loudly. “Don’t be prejudiced. Get some perspective or we’ll rebuild you as a harmless appliance.” The small robot Brakton punched the green robot in the calf but it had no effect.

“Screw the lot of you!” exclaimed Brakton. “You’ve destroyed my family life. I’m still alive but how can I care for my kids now? I look like something from a horror movie and I’m strong enough to destroy this city, block by block! I’d terrify them constantly.”

“No one’s screwing anyone,” said the green robot, bending down and pushing Brakton back to her carriage. “We all have our problems. We have to be patient. The leaders are working on a solution. You’ll feel better when they have it.”

“In the mean time, I have a right to take out my anger on dirty pervs!” spat Brakton. “If I have to be this monstrosity, I might as well act like one!”

“At least you see yourself clearly,” said a blue carriage behind the green robot. “If you don’t rein it in, though, you WILL be the kitchen freezer.”

“Then all the food will spoil,” retorted Brakton. “I’ll power down and refuse to work for this outfit anymore.” She replaced her rib and got back into her carriage, where she sat and fumed.

“Ignore her if you can,” advised the green robot. “My name’s Bleybrus. I was a man until three weeks ago. Somehow, I’m less angry about it than Brakton. You shouldn’t have any trouble from me, unless there’s a lot of provocation.” Kolvazian looked up at him with mounting concern.

“Bleybrus, I’m having second thoughts about this whole project,” she said. “Is she right? Are you super soldiers? Is there going to be a war?”

“Most people can be soldiers if necessary,” replied Bleybrus. “True, we’d make exceptional warriors but mainly we’ll be superb workers. We represent a step change in evolution. We’ll be superior people for the long term, once Stohv and his team find a way to keep us calm.”

“Hell Bleybrus, I don’t know what to do now,” said Kolvazian. “I was supposed to be joining you all. My first task should be to find Zydzwup. Is that still a good idea? Is he angry or calm? Is he safe or dangerous?”

“I wish I knew,” answered Bleybrus, shrugging. “The interference plague has cut us off from each other most of the time. Also, we’re in uncharted territory. The only thing keeping us from insanity is the calm created by the region spirits, like Uthaim. He’s an absolute treasure.” Bleybrus returned to carriage mode. His head transformed into a person-sized robot, to continue the conversation.

“Would you permit me interface?” asked Kolvazian, holding out her hand. “It would help me to know you better and, afterwards, to interface with Zydzwup.”

“Before you do, link with Dhobrait over there,” recommended Bleybrus, pointing him out. “He’s had a hard time adjusting to his new life. We think he needs the most help. Be careful, though. We saw what happened to Dlonesh.” Kolvazian agreed and walked slowly over to Dhobrait. He was in silver carriage mode and his smaller body was lying on the back seat. From his posture, it seemed like he was trying to hide from the world.

“Dhobrait,” called Kolvazian quietly. “Bleybrus and the others think that you could do with more help. Maybe I could give that to you. I have a talent for spiritual contact. At the same time, you could allow me to practice my skills. What do you say?”

“You can’t help me or any of us,” said Dhobrait without moving. “We’re trapped in hell, basically. Our old bodies have been killed and now we have to share these ‘multi-tools’ with some nasty machine consciousnesses. If we try to go anywhere, we normally go crazy.”

“I’d like to help your friend Zydzwup too, if I can,” said Kolvazian. “Do you know any others suffering out there?”

“Lady, please!” said Dhobrait, turning his head and regarding her with bright orange eyes. “I’m only thirteen and I can’t deal with all this! My family visits occasionally but they’re never really happy to see me. They pretend to be happy and try to cheer me up but it feels hopeless. There’s no future except robotic work and emotional instability. If this THING hadn’t kidnapped me, I could’ve had a good life. I wanted to date some girls and start a family but this silver creep destroyed my manhood before it even got started. My chances of children are literally dead and buried! Do you know how that feels?!”

“Erm, no I don’t,” said Kolvazian. “I’m truly sorry for your terrible loss. Still, the future’s up to you. I don’t know how long you’ll live now but you might be able to do other things, to compensate for what’s been done to you. Surely you could help the community in some way? Also, you could rebuild yourself into a better form. Machines can often be adapted radically. Imagine the possibilities!”

“They said that I could live for millions of years,” said Dhobrait, turning around and sitting upright. “That’s so extreme! I had trouble imagining middle age in my original body. Maybe you’re right. If I’m going to live such a long time, I need help from a lot of people to get through it. That means I should let you help me, if you can.” He opened the right rear passenger door and allowed her to sit beside him. He smelt of synthetic lubricants and softer metallic compounds unknown to current science. She smelt of fear sweat and the many other people she’d mingled with today. It was pleasant for him to look at her, a woman in her late thirties who slightly resembled his mother. For her, it was nerve-wracking to be in a living car with this boy stuck in a robotic body. His unblinking eyes seemed to bore into her. She looked down, stretched across slightly and touched her right palm to his left palm. She took him on a journey through un-guessed doors, slipping down his personal timeline. She took him to meet himself, uncloaked by bodies and calendar distance. His orange eyes were truly opened. In turn, she was amazed at what she could do.



15. Nocturnal Wandering
(Neosiak City, inner north-eastern suburbs)

“Stohv, get out of there!” yelled Kohnphid from the garden. “That thing’ll kill you!” Stohv watched her from the bedroom window. After fleeing the house, she shivered a little in the night chill but more so because she’d just had a fright. In contrast, Stohv didn’t shiver at all.

“Excuse me, stand back,” said Stohv to the brown shadow man, who was standing at the foot of the bed. “She needs clothes. You can’t expect to burst in on people and then have things go smoothly.” He scooped up her things, stuffed them into a shopping bag, tied up the top and threw the bag out of the window. They landed at her feet and she picked them up.

“I’m very sorry about this, Kohnphid!” he shouted down from his upstairs window. “I told you that strange things were happening to me. This is the latest. Don’t worry. I’m very powerful and I can deal with this creature. You should go and stay somewhere else while I do it. Try one of the pilgrim houses in the next street. I’ll see you later.”

“You’re just going to spend time with...IT?!” queried Kohnphid. “Surely that’s dangerous, even for you! Also, it’s incredibly hurtful!” She pulled out her stretchy shirt, slipped it over her head and rolled it down her body.

“It’s from another world,” explained Stohv, scratching his chest nonchalantly. “That’s why I have to do this. I mean, how often do you get a visitor from outer space? It’s not an everyday occurrence, is it?” Kohnphid looked up at him and didn’t know what to say for a minute. The terrifying shadow man remained perfectly still behind Stohv, who scratched his head and bottom simultaneously.

“You definitely had a wonderful night until the brownie arrived,” said Stohv. “I know because I was there, seeing it, hearing it, touching it and tasting it. This is a bump in the road. I guarantee there are more good times to come, if you want them.” Kohnphid grimaced and then looked down at the bag, pulled out her knickers and stepped into them.

“Alright, you’re the boss,” she said, remembering fondly what they’d done together a few hours before. “Come find me when you want. Be careful up there!” She carried on dressing. The lawn was surrounded by small trees that screened her from outside viewers. She turned away from the house. She couldn’t stand to look at that awful brown shadow man anymore. Five minutes later, fully dressed, she walked away in search of a place to spend the rest of the night. She was tired and her nerves were ragged. This night walk was a drag but at least she didn’t have to stay with that brown monster.

“I hope you’re happy with yourself,” said Stohv to the shadow man. “What’s your name anyway? Did master give you a name?” There was no answer.

“Fine, I’ll call you brownie for convenience,” said Stohv. “What do you want, a situation report? The situation’s good, actually. I bet you were expecting riots and running battles. You were wrong. I’m better than that. My plan’s unfolding smoothly and your kind isn’t delaying it. Progress is so good that I have ample time for romance. You don’t know what you’re missing, my insubstantial friend!” The shadow man was silent.

“Aren’t we going to have any dialogue?” asked Stohv, going over to stand directly in front of his watcher. “You have a voice. There’s intelligence in there too.” He gazed into the shadow man’s face and laughed fearlessly.

“When I’m ready, I’m coming for you,” he said bluntly. “Master of the brownies, I’m going to finish you fairly soon. In fact, I’ve already seen it. Yes, the future’s known to me: parts of it, anyway. There’s enough to know that you’re toast. If you run, I’ll catch up with you.” Still the shadow man said nothing.

“Since you’re sticking around, I might as well show you some stuff,” said Stohv, leaving the bedroom and crossing the landing to the stairs. “This is a borrowed house. The owners are elsewhere being acclimatised to our movement. Their house is fairly upmarket and the bed is wonderfully soft. Kohnphid loved it until you scared her off: shame on you, even though you have none.” He went downstairs, followed by his noiseless companion. As they went, the air shimmered and the light level increased. A middle-aged couple and some older relatives could be seen and heard in the lounge, discussing local issues and current affairs. The shadow man’s influence didn’t affect them.

“Hello Stohv!” called out the husband. “Checking out the place early, I see. We hope you like it.”

“It’s just what we need, Vuirenz,” replied Stohv. “We’ll start using it next month. We’ll keep it spick and span for you.”

“Thanks, Stohv!” said the wife. “It’s better you use it than it goes empty.” The others waved at Stohv, who moved along to the receiving room. Going inside, the unlikely pair discovered a second Stohv and Kohnphid. They had their backs turned and were engrossed in conversation, so they didn’t notice the first Stohv and the shadow man. Neither of the duplicates felt afraid. The shadow man noted that something was amiss (apparently, they’d gone back in time a few weeks) but it wasn’t his function to intervene.

“I’m really happy that you agreed to meet me,” said Kohnphid 2. “After we met briefly outside Neosiak, I’ve thought about you more and more. You have super powers, so you’re the most interesting person I’ve ever met.”

“Naturally,” said Stohv 2 with a smile. “Since my powers have increased, many people have said that I’m becoming much more important to them. Now, it’s a refreshing change to see you in a new style. Those desert overalls weren’t flattering. This figure-hugging outfit brings out your best features.”

“It’s great that you think so,” said Kohnphid 2, smoothing a few stray wrinkles in her shirt. “I stole this look from a very classy lady on the northern approach road two months ago. We left her without a stitch, four kilometres from the city. No, I tell a lie. We let her keep a small, coarse travel blanket that she could drape over herself while she drove home. Anyway, it turns out that her clothes fit me very well.”

“Hah, you’re so bad!” said Stohv 2. “Never mind, those days will soon be over in our new society. You won’t have to rob and threaten people.”

“How’s it going to work?” asked Kohnphid 2. “Won’t we be the same sinful crowd as before?”

“Not when I lift the interference plague and those chips all talk to each other!” answered Stohv 2. “Yes, then we’ll see one heck of a change in people!” He nodded his head knowingly. Kohnphid 2 gasped as she realised the full import of what he’d said.

“My God, you can block signals just like that and then unblock them!” she said. “When they come back, the chips will let everyone into each others’ heads!” She saw that this made her very vulnerable to retribution for her crimes. She felt around the back of her neck but she couldn’t remove her chip without extensive surgery (and even then it wasn’t guaranteed).

“Relax, it’ll take adjustment but there’ll be an amnesty for everyone,” said Stohv 2. “It wouldn’t be fair to change the game and then judge people by the old rules.”

“You’ll see to it?” asked Kohnphid 2 anxiously. “I mean, I’ve done some awful things...”

“I’ll keep everyone safe,” said Stohv 2. “Besides, punishment for one person will be felt by everyone, so it’ll be totally counter-productive.”

“Those poor school kids,” murmured Kohnphid 2, having a flashback. “How long did they tread water in the cold ocean after we sank their boat?”

“Hush, it’ll be okay in the end,” said Stohv 2. “You’ll move on to a bright new future.” He held her hand and she started to feel better. She took some deep breaths and tried to calm her thoughts.

“Fun flaps, I didn’t see this coming,” said Kohnphid 2. “Mind invasions for everybody: it’s going to be such a HEAVY day!” She wept as she felt the weight of guilt pressing on her conscience.

“Do you need a hug?” asked Stohv 2.

“Do I deserve one?” asked Kohnphid 2 in return.

“Your slate’s being wiped clean soon,” Stohv 2 pointed out. “There’s nothing standing in your way.” She locked eyes with him for a moment. Although they hadn’t known each other long, he had a knack of keeping her centred. His self-assuredness was so firm that it inspired the same in others. She soon felt confident enough to get up and move in close. He rose to meet her and they embraced warmly. For a few moments, tears squeezed between her closed eyelids. Then, she opened her eyes and saw something strange over Stohv 2’s shoulder.

“Stohv, there’s a weird brown man behind you,” she whispered into Stohv 2’s ear. “He has no hair, no clothes and...no face! No genitals either.”

“Oh, it’s one of them,” said Stohv 2. “They’re just monitors; you know, machines. They keep records of what’s happening. Ignore it. They only stand around watching.”

“I don’t like it,” said Kohnphid 2. “Could you send it away?”

“Sure,” said Stohv 2, stopping the hug and leading Kohnphid 2 past the shadow man. “It won’t follow us to the kitchen.”

“What, is it allergic to something?” asked Kohnphid 2 flippantly. Stohv 2 laughed. As the shadow man turned, it noticed that the first Stohv had disappeared. It looked around, trying to reacquire its target.

“That was one of my earlier meetings with Kohnphid,” said another Stohv who appeared from the door to the basement. “Let’s move along to the next scene. We shouldn’t dawdle.” The shadow man looked at this new third Stohv and re-evaluated its position. Stohv 3 was identical to Stohv 1 except that he had a streak of dust on his left arm, from the basement stairs. There was something deeply unusual going on but the shadow man was told to follow Stohv 3. They descended into the basement. In the dark at the bottom of the stairs, the air shimmered very faintly and the light levels rose a little. This wasn’t the basement anymore. A cool breeze swept through the room and the night sky could be seen through a window on the far side of the room. Stohv 3 had transferred them to another house. That shouldn’t have been possible. Shadow men were normally immune to forced relocations. As an observation device, the shadow man didn’t care about Stohv’s tricks. It only had to continue its tasks as long as possible.

“Gyhuly!” cried a third Kohnphid from a bed on the right. “That man Stohv’s here!”

“They can’t hear us,” said a fourth Stohv. “I’m blocking the sound. I wanted to talk in private.” Kohnphid 3 sat up and looked at Stohv 4 in the gloom of her bedroom. As a bandit, she was often scared of the law and people seeking revenge.

“Talk about what?” asked Kohnphid 3, looking down and closing her eyes. She couldn’t do anything about this super-powered man with his ability to bend reality.

“I know you’re tired but I had to tell you that life will change a great deal soon,” said Stohv 4, kneeling at her bedside. “We’re all going to start a new kind of society. It’ll be radically different to what we have now. I sense that you need time to adjust, so I’m giving you advance warning.” Kohnphid 3 groaned and lay back down.

“You understand that countless politicians and worthy innovators have said that over the years?” she commented. “What makes your movement any different? Also, why did you sneak in here naked? Don’t you need clothes anymore?”

“I don’t,” said Stohv 4. “Also, I wanted to share myself with you. We don’t have much time before the big change. Afterwards, we won’t have the same options.”

“What are you saying?” asked Kohnphid 3. “Will there be some kind of intimacy prohibition?”

“Not as such,” replied Stohv 4. “It’s just that things won’t feel the same in our new...” He gazed down at her admirable figure and hesitated. He didn’t want to tell her what she’d lose just yet. She looked at him as he got stuck in his own thoughts and made a decision of her own. She threw back the covers.

“Get in,” she commanded him. “You may have special powers but I can’t leave you standing there in the constant draught.” Obediently, he got into bed with her and soon his body heat warmed her up.

“Do you need anything further?” he asked.

“Give me another few hours of sleep first,” she replied drowsily. “After that, we can get down to business. It’ll make a change from a rough night with Gyhuly, Zmekolevv or Thiglak. I can already feel that you’re smoother and gentler. Even Thiglak feels scratchier than you. The problem with them is desert sand.” She turned over on her right side and he mirrored the posture, covering her back with his hairless chest. The last things she felt before she slept again were a kiss on the back of her hair, a hand on her breasts and a throbbing column of heat on her lower back, which was nice because she had a slight ache there.

“And that’s how we got together,” said Stohv 3 to the shadow man. “Gyhuly and the others weren’t too pleased the next morning but what could they do? I’m sure I’ll win them around eventually, though I may have to use my charms, so to speak.” The shadow man didn’t speak.

“I’m starting to see why the others think you’re such a downer,” said Stohv 3 to the shadow man. “You’re as dull as the mud you resemble. Anyway, let’s move on.” He walked to another door on the far left of the room. They went through and the air shimmered again. The shadow man was suddenly alone in the inky blackness. Sensors said that there was no gravity. The world had disappeared. There were no stars in the sky. The temperature was nearly absolute zero. Radiation levels were very low. This appeared to be intergalactic space. Stohv 3 had sent the shadow man into another reality where the galaxies were in different places. Brownie was adrift in intergalactic space. The situation was irretrievable, so there was no option except for the shadow man to fade away. That wasn’t a problem. The master would simply use other agents to gather information. The only difference now was that the master was peeved. Stohv had become a slightly higher target priority.

Meanwhile, Stohv 1 had tracked down Kohnphid 1 and was once more lying with her, feeling her breath on his neck and shoulders. He’d miss this greatly later but he had to consider the wider picture.
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Re: Ordinary World, Extraordinary People

Postby snavej » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:16 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
16. The Colonel’s Odd Life
(Fifty kilometres west of Neosiak City)

On a hot, sunny day, Hologram Smilbu sat quietly on an invisible chair in the corner of the lounge. The real Smilbu sat in an armchair at the centre of the lounge, along with her old rival Vivi and their host Arrafor. All three real women were busy reading government and military reports about Neosiak City and the strange events there. They’d discovered that there’d been related events in many other towns and cities, spread across several countries. At present, they were all making notes about what had happened, where and when.

“I found another pilgrim focus house in Schampli City,” said Smilbu. “That makes fifteen there: were the authorities asleep?!”

“Nineteen in Ott Rejyos City,” said Vivi. “Thank goodness that we had some telephone records before the network went down. This would’ve been much harder without them.”

“There’s no law against migration,” said Arrafor. “Nothing could’ve been done about these focus houses. I have one here that caused three hundred and ninety people to move to Neosiak.” She tossed that little report onto the ‘finished’ pile and reached for the next one before jotting down a few more figures.

“We have the list of first tier organisers, mostly,” said Vivi. “Has anyone identified any second tier organisers yet? I think I have three from Ott Rejyos. Their names appear multiple times.”

“I believe that I have a few,” said Smilbu. “If only the intelligence services had paid more attention to this issue. Some of the surveillance exercises ended because of cost, personnel shortages and priority shifts.”

“Vivi, do you have the pilgrim list for Hrankley City?” asked Arrafor, searching through her reports. “The most recent six months are missing.”

“Umm, not that I can see,” replied Vivi, riffling through her own set of reports. “They might have fallen off the table. I see three reports on the floor behind your chair.” Arrafor got up, went behind her chair and picked up several dropped reports. None of them were about Hrankley City. Arrafor returned to her seat and re-examined the pilgrim list from the six months prior to the most recent period. At the very bottom there was a tiny note: ‘List ends. Cut authorised by Axial Intelligence Division (AID)’. She’d missed it before. Arrafor groaned.

“I get it,” she commented. “This is another officially truncated list. Damn!” There was nothing to do except continue reading and taking notes. The three women were building up pictures in their minds. The Neosiak phenomenon was like nothing they’d ever seen. It was a secret movement of thousands of people to Neosiak. At least half of it hadn’t been documented, except in telephone and network records. The AID was currently using those records to reconstruct the movements of individuals. It turned out that some families and small communities had sent several people each to Neosiak. Some of the friends and relatives who stayed behind were being brought in for questioning. They’d been cooperating up to a point but they’d all been vague about the purpose of the pilgrimage. They’d said that it was a combination of ‘trendy activity’ and ‘rite of passage’. That wasn’t very helpful, especially when satellite photographs taken before the interference plague had shown giant transforming robots being tested on the streets of Neosiak. Now, the interference plague had cut off satellite communications and, without guidance, the satellites were falling out of orbit one by one.

“Some of this stuff hasn’t even been typed up!” complained Smilbu, smacking a handwritten report lightly with her fingers. “It’s just duplicated scrawl. Alright, I can read most of it but some of the names are too difficult.” Vivi looked up from her own reading and took Smilbu’s pages. She examined them calmly and carefully while Smilbu went to refill her cup in the kitchen. Report scouring required many refreshing beverages. After a few minutes, Vivi sat up straight and looked closer at the pages. Then, she compared them to five other reports. She’d found a common name in all of them.

“Arrafor, do you have the name ‘Stohv’ in your stack?” she asked.

“Oh, yes I do but only once,” answered Arrafor, sitting up. “Have you found it in yours?”

“I have Stohv five times,” said Vivi. “Smilbu has it twice in her collection: maybe more when she’s read the rest of the papers. She left these untyped ones until late because they’re hard to decipher.”

“I know that Stohv was in Brundiq City and then Dunquaz City the next week,” said Arrafor. “He’s definitely a second tier organiser or above.”

“I should have mentioned him earlier,” said Vivi. “It is a male name, isn’t it?”

“Yes but it’s so ordinary and boring,” said Arrafor. “I’m not surprised you didn’t bring it up.”

“Anyway, it says in my reports that he was in Afeniak City, Plomba Town, Trinkul City, Chettlov City and Aundrend Town, all in the last year,” continued Vivi. “Smilbu’s paper has him in Mouftiva City too. He sure gets around.”

“Right, I’ll look him up in the Neosiak directory,” said Arrafor, reaching for a thick book on a side table. “Come on baby, give us a score!” She plonked the directory down and flipped the pages to ‘S’. A minute of flicking and tracing later, she’d found his entry halfway down page 1746.

“Got him!” she said triumphantly. “Janarik House, Red Trees Avenue, Neosiak NC3: that’s near the city centre.”

“Who’ve you got?” asked Smilbu, returning with a drink.

“A probable high-level organiser called Stohv,” replied Vivi with a little smile. “We know where he lives. He’s mentioned at least eight times and he’s appeared in more than nine towns and cities, including Neosiak. He might even be the leader, if we’re lucky!”

“That’s great news!” said Smilbu, putting her cup down before kissing Vivi and Arrafor on the cheeks. “We’re getting results at last. I’m so glad that we managed to put aside our differences.”

“I could see that we had to reconcile when Queylou brought home that horrible hologram,” said Arrafor. “We’re facing a huge possible threat. We have to work together now.”

“Obviously we had to help Queylou,” said Vivi. “Thanks for bringing us in, Arrafor. He’s dear to us all and his job just got even more difficult.”

“I’m not horrible,” said hologram Smilbu. “I mean, who could object to my beautiful, ageless body?” The others ignored her. They’d learnt that she became abusive when attacked, criticised or corrected.

“Keep reading,” said the real Smilbu. “There should be a few more significant names to discover.” The three women carried on with their duties. It was odd that no one in AID or the military could spare the time to review these reports fully. Either they were too busy, indisposed or had insufficient clearance. Strictly speaking, the three women didn’t have clearance but Queylou was allowed unofficial assistants at home.

“All these network reports,” said Vivi. “Remember when we had a network? I hated the way it put pressure on me. Sometimes, a bunch of losers would insult me online. They were so jealous, calling me all kinds of names. I can’t help it if I’m pretty, can I? If men like me, what’s the problem?”

“We don’t miss all that hassle,” said Arrafor. “On the other hand, I’d like more network reports. The last half year isn’t well documented. Huh, here’s Stohv again in...Zounkly Road. That’s only two hundred metres from here.”

“Criminey Jicket!” exclaimed Smilbu, looking up. “I hope he isn’t still around!” She had a sudden, unpleasant idea. Slowly, she got up and walked over to the hologram. It was so crazy the way she could recline in mid-air, on a notional chair.

“Erm, younger me, do you know anything about this man Stohv?” she ventured. “I know you probably want to protect him. You understand our position, though.” Hologram Smilbu chuckled for a second but said nothing. Without haste, she started running her fingers through her hair. All the while, she stared down the real Smilbu, who turned away.

“I’m guessing that Stohv’s in this room, in her head,” said real Smilbu. “That’s why she stayed on. She’s not only here to sabotage Queylou’s plans but also to spy.”

“We can’t shake her,” said Arrafor. “She goes wherever, does whatever and literally no one can touch her, except herself.” As she watched, the hologram was stroking her own face sensuously. Her eyes were closed and she seemed to be enjoying herself.

“Hell, not this again!” said Vivi. “Three times a day, without fail!” Stealthily, Vivi moved a free-standing dressing screen to block their view of the hologram, who didn’t respond. A few moments later, the three women heard a carriage approaching. The engine noise was fairly low but distinctive and unique. Vivi strode to the window and looked out. The carriage arrived rapidly and swerved to a sudden halt on the drive in front of the house. It had an unusual design, with both halves joined rigidly together. Queylou emerged from the front passenger seat, followed by the driver from his seat. They slammed their carriage doors and marched toward the house’s front door. The driver was evidently important enough to enter the house with Queylou.

“Visitor!” hissed Vivi. All three women hurried to fetch their robes and slippers. They couldn’t appear uncovered to a newcomer. Slightly flustered and with untidy hair, they sat back down and pretended to resume research.

“Well, here we are,” said Queylou from the hallway. “You’ll see my problem now. It should still be in the lounge.” He took off his jacket, hung it on a hall hook and then entered the lounge. His wife Arrafor and her two friends were happy to see him but the sight of the visitor terrified them. It was a powerful robotic creature with brilliant, penetrating, orange eyes and a cruel, alien visage composed of shifting metal plates. Its footsteps echoed heavily on the wooden floor like drumbeats of doom. The three women screamed, leapt to their feet and ran to the kitchen. They went straight through the kitchen and the rear lobby, flew out of the back door and raced across the rear lawn.

“Darn it, I thought they’d been briefed about this!” said Queylou, running after them. “Check behind the screen. I heard her there.” He pointed at the screen as he left the room. Thubni walked over and peeked behind the screen. He found hologram Smilbu fondling herself.

“Well, I can imagine worse problems for Queylou to have!” remarked Thubni, averting his gaze politely.

“Hello convert!” said hologram Smilbu. “Good to see you. You’re welcome to watch if you like but you won’t be able to touch.”

“I’ve seen enough of that sort of thing,” said Thubni. “I’ve been married for over fifty years. Now, I’m trying to adjust to a completely new way of life.”

“Suit yourself!” said the hologram, carrying on unashamedly. Meanwhile, at the end of the garden, the three women were trying to climb the boundary fence but it was sharp and their robes kept getting caught.

“Wait!” yelled Queylou as he loped toward them. “My new friend Thubni isn’t dangerous!” Arrafor stared at him with wide eyes. Smilbu wrestled with her entangled robe. Vivi tried to help Smilbu but she was actually slowing her down.

“What are you talking about?!” demanded Arrafor. “You’ve brought home an enemy robot warrior! He’s going to slaughter us!” Queylou clasped her shoulders in his hands.

“He’s no enemy!” he insisted. “I’ve been talking with him for hours. His name’s Thubniglo or Thubni for short. He lives in Sletal with his family. He’s a grandfather with three children and nine grandchildren. He read our appeal for people like him and he came forward. He’s the first to cooperate with us but hopefully not the last.”

“Don’t you recognise lies when you hear them?!” countered Arrafor.

“No lies, my love!” persisted Queylou. “I’ve met his family. It’s been hard for them to come to terms with the change but they’re adapting. We brought his wife with us. She’s waiting in the carriage. She doesn’t want to get in the way. Also, I don’t want her to see that naked hologram.”

“Help me off this fence!” said Smilbu. “The spikes are hurting me in the worst place.”

“I’ve got some cream for that,” said Vivi. “The problem is that it’s back at the house.” She held down the wire fence, releasing Smilbu.

“I don’t want to go in there again!” said Smilbu, lifting her leg carefully back into the garden. She started to cry as Vivi freed her robe from the spikes.

“You gave us a huge shock, Queylou!” said Arrafor, detaching herself from his grasp. “The hologram was one thing but this is in a different league! How could you be so thoughtless?!” Queylou sighed and looked away, knowing that he’d made a big mistake. If only he could’ve called ahead and given a warning! That interference was a massive handicap.

“You saw the photos of the robots,” he said quietly. “I thought you’d realised that these things are around, in our country and abroad.”

“Next time you bring home something horrific, bloody well warn us!” said Arrafor angrily.

“I’ll do my best love but I can’t promise,” said Queylou. “These robots are multiplying and I don’t think we can get rid of them. We’re looking at our future, love!”

“What? OUR future?” queried Arrafor. “It can’t be!” She recoiled from the idea.

“You’re army!” said Vivi. “You’re supposed to fight these things. We’re helping. We think that we identified the leader. He’s called Stohv and he lives in Red Trees Avenue. Check our notes in the lounge!”

“Thubni mentioned Stohv,” said Queylou. “As far as he could tell, Stohv’s some kind of big shot in the movement. He never met him, though.”

“C-can you take him out?” asked Smilbu, still crying.

“I’m sorry but no, not without mass casualties,” replied Queylou. “Our missile guidance satellite burnt up on re-entry last week, so the only other option is long-range bombardment from us or the navy. You can imagine the devastation.”

“Queylou, if you’re mates with that Thubni robot, why not use him to kill Stohv?” suggested Arrafor. “Send him in to crush the evil mastermind. They’d never see it coming.”

“Yes, I hadn’t even considered that option,” said Stohv. “I’ve never commanded robots before, only regular troops and remote-controlled weapons. However, Thubni isn’t a warrior at heart. All he wants is to be a family man. He might consider some spy work but he prefers to stay at home. He told me that, when he goes away, he becomes unhinged and uncontrollable. That’s no good for anyone. The new robot technology hasn’t been perfected yet.”

“Damn!” said Arrafor, shaking her head.

“It was an excellent idea, though,” said Queylou, putting his right arm around her shoulders. “I’ve trained you well in military strategy and tactics. Would you like to come back in the house? I promise that it’s safe.”

“No, I don’t feel ready,” said Arrafor. “I’ll need time. That thing shook me hard.”

“Same here,” said Smilbu. “I mean, holy flying crap! How did the movement even make such a machine?! It’s incredibly advanced!”

“I’ll have to go back in,” said Vivi. “Smilbu needs cream for her foo-foo. I’m a woman of my word.”

“Alright, let’s go,” said Queylou. “Why don’t you two sit in the carriage and talk to Thubni’s wife? She’ll put your minds at ease.” Smilbu and Arrafor agreed. Queylou and Vivi entered the house via the back door. Vivi went straight to her handbag and took her cream.

“I’m sorry I startled you!” said Thubni. “I might be able to make it up to you one day.”

“Fine,” said Vivi, watching him as she reversed to the kitchen once more. “Make it later rather than sooner. I need to build up my courage.” She left the house and went to the carriage on the driveway.

“Good news, Colonel!” said Thubni to Queylou. “I seem to have some influence over this hologram. I’ve frozen it in place.” Queylou went behind the screen and looked.

“How did you do it?” he asked. Hologram Smilbu was floating motionless in the air, flickering with some form of static.

“I’m not sure,” replied Thubni. “We seem to have an affinity, a commonality of spirit. She’s in an unfortunate position, though. You’ll have to keep her screened.”

“This isn’t a total solution but it’s better than before!” said Queylou.

“Bzzt, don’t...leave me...bzzt, like this!” said hologram Smilbu. “I was nearly there! Bzzt...don’t keep...me hovering...on the...bzzt, brink!”

“What more can you do with your unexplained influence?” Queylou asked Thubni.

“I’m hoping to shut her up,” replied Thubni. “That’ll make her much less irritating.” He did his best and appeared to succeed.

“Damn you...!” said hologram Smilbu just before her voice was deactivated.

“Stohv, if you’re listening, come and remove this defective hologram,” said Queylou, addressing the hologram. “She either needs fixing or putting out of her misery.” Of course, there was no reply. Queylou and Thubni spent a minute admiring hologram Smilbu.

“I’ll say one thing about you,” said Thubni. “You have great taste in girlfriends!”

“Yeah,” agreed Queylou. “This hologram’s a pain but she’s also a nostalgic treat. Now, you should tell me everything about your dealings with the pilgrim movement and conversion to mechanoid.”

“Sure but why did you choose me?” enquired Thubni. “There are others out there with greater knowledge.”

“True but you’re the only one who’d cooperate,” answered Queylou. “We tried contacting people like Zydzwup but they were far too belligerent and unstable.”

“Do your women realise that they’re sitting inside my large robot form?” asked Thubni.

“No, I don’t think so,” said Queylou. “I should get them out of there before they have another big shock.” Thubni handed Queylou his testimony on a portable data storage device. Queylou plugged it into his terminal and looked at it briefly. It was all in order. Queylou fetched Arrafor, Smilbu and Vivi via the front door while Thubni left via the back door. Thubni got into his carriage and drove himself and his wife home. Queylou’s three women were glad that Thubni had left and that he’d frozen the hologram. Peace reigned once more.



17. Renegade Round-Up
(Twenty kilometres north of Neosiak City)

My name’s Zydzwup. I’m not at peace. I’m in a hostile, hellish prison.

You be quiet!

I was abducted and transplanted into this metal shell. That was seventeen days ago. I’m trapped in here with a raw, primitive spirit. He won’t stand still. He’s constantly looking for resources.

I’m Stohv or part of Stohv. He called me protospark 448. I don’t feel whole. My mind is limited. The organic intruder is cramping me. All I can do is keep us alive and active.

I can’t control him. This brain was built for him, not me. He’s in charge. I stay out of the way and sometimes offer suggestions. One of my favourites is that we should return to Neosiak and get help. The trouble is that he’s suspicious of the people there, including his creator. He was made to fight and strive, not stop and reflect at length.

I’m warning you that I’ll delete this log as soon as I’ve finished taking electricity from the main power grid. There’s no point recording any more.

Why don’t we go over there, past that woman standing by her carriage?

Tempting: that carriage looks like a good set of spare parts. For once, I’ll go along with your idea.

“Zydzwup, prepare yourself!” warns Kolvazian. “I’m going to open your mind!”

What is this? I’ve never seen her before. How can she make that claim?

Please stay calm, Stohv. If she wanted to hurt us, she would’ve attacked already.

Her, attack us? Very funny, squashy!

“Listen, you’re not the original Stohv,” says Kolvazian. “You’re a basic copy he made of himself. You’re not meant to be independent. You should merge with Zydzwup.”

Stop talking rot, woman. We should be separated. Why is no one proposing that?

“Zydzwup, you can control him but you’ll have to use your full potential,” advises Kolvazian. “I’m unlocking your incarnation history. See how many skills and experiences you actually have. Use those to subdue him.”

I’m Zydzwup...and yet...I’m more.

I’m Soperd of the Grey Hills. I’m old and wise. I can talk the young through their crises and put them on their best paths. I saved dozens of lives that way.

I’m Grikulney the piebald, a fairly intelligent, working animal. I’m strong and sure-footed, even when heavily laden. Only death could throw me off track.

I’m Ftariw of Anavey, able to weave the most complex tapestries. My abilities were so enviable that a rival paid to have me killed. To this day, my body’s still not been found.

I’m Kaefing and I managed to survive twelve years in the ‘care’ of my psychopathic parents. It was exceedingly difficult. I had to learn hundreds of unorthodox skills to prolong my life. In the end, I was murdered by a friend of the family, angry that I wouldn’t let her steal our drugs cabinet.

I’m Gontchio, mother of sixteen and stalwart market trader. My older children help me run the stall while my younger ones pick pockets expertly. I trained them so well that they were never caught. Also, when my husband died, I married into money and took us all out of crime.

I’m Satunnea, champion wrestler. My talent for grip and grapple is second to none. I was also an excellent farmer.

You get the picture, ‘Stohv’? I finally have the capability to overcome you. No, don’t attack her. I can hit your weak spots now. I can delve deep into your soul and magnify your fears. You won’t be brave enough to go any further.

“Kolvazian, get back!” says Dhobrait, transforming as Zydzwup attempts to advance. “He’s slowing but we need to restrain him.” Doing his best to avoid damaging buildings and vehicles, Dhobrait moves forwards and seizes Zydzwup firmly by the shoulders. Kolvazian jogs away swiftly, looking back over her shoulder. There’s no one else in the area because they all fled when Zydzwup showed up earlier. Brakton and Bleybrus come around the corner, drive forward, transform and help hold Zydzwup.

“How’s your control?” asks Brakton.

“Growing,” replies Zydzwup. “I need more practice, of course. This incarnation reveal is incredible but hard to handle. Many of the feelings are complex, contradictory and confusing. You should take me back to Neosiak. I’d drive but I don’t fully trust myself yet.”

“Immobilise yourself,” said Kolvazian. “We’ll load you onto Camchass.” She beckoned and stepped aside. Camchass rolled forward. She’d modified herself into a flat-bed truck. Zydzwup was fixed to her rear platform with electromagnets and taken away. Brakton, Bleybrus, Dhobrait and Kolvazian followed. As they left, they surveyed the scene. Zydzwup had damaged at least ten houses in this village before they could stop him. Three vehicles had been destroyed too. Hundreds of people had been terrorised. All this had happened because Zydzwup wanted a recharge and there was no public recharge point in the village. The damage would have to be repaired or compensated. It was embarrassing for the movement but at least no one died this time. Also, it would be a good idea to fund a wider network of public recharge points. Stohv had the necessary mints to forge his own money.



18. Factory Finding
(Neosiak City Centre)

Upstairs at home, Mayor Gultbriek wept as the yellow painted stone crashed through his back window and dented the lounge wall. He didn’t want to face this or anything else. His thoughts were disordered. His mind was stuck. His wife was caring for him but she was out shopping. He could’ve called her if it wasn’t for his deep sense of hopelessness.

“Mayor, we’re sick of your malingering!” said an older woman outside. “Be a man and come out here. Do your duty, for pity’s sake!” A woman was calling him a coward, basically. He was getting used to it. He wasn’t bothered. There were far worse things. Outer space was full of terror. Jet black gods beyond imagination were set to come down upon them. It was only a matter of time. Striving seemed pointless. Why hadn’t he poisoned himself yet? The shadow man had shown him the meaning of futility. Every minute in his dark presence had eroded Gultbriek’s spirit. Now, the Mayor was only a centimetre from breaking.

“I’m coming in!” said the woman as she cleared shattered glass from the window frame. “We need leadership, Mayor!” Fragments tinkled down and people brushed them away. They must’ve found his brooms in the tool closet at the side of the house.

“That’s enough damage, dear,” said an older man. “We shouldn’t add to his troubles.”

“I know!” said the woman. “I’m only doing this for Tralpior. I’ll compensate the Mayor out of my own pocket.” She climbed into the lounge, followed by the man and some others. They searched around the house for a few minutes until they found Gultbriek sitting on the bedroom floor.

“There you are!” said the woman. “Will you help us or are you determined to sit there idly?” He turned his head to look at her. She was agitated and appeared to have been crying recently. The man with her also had traces of tears in his eyes, as did a few other people with them. They could see that Gultbriek was crying right now. Everyone stopped for a few moments and sized each other up.

“What happened to you, Mayor?” asked the woman. “You’re in a right state.”

“I can’t explain it properly,” said Gultbriek. “You wouldn’t understand. You have to experience it for yourself.”

“What are you getting at?” asked the man, annoyed at his failure to explain.

“Aliens, sir!” exclaimed Gultbriek, his expression darkening. “Days ago, I met one and it crushed my morale. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me. I haven’t been the same since. What’s your story? Why are you all so desperate to see me?” The visiting group was stunned to hear Gultbriek’s brief tale.

“Well, er, we didn’t see any aliens but our son-in-law Pejecks was abducted and turned into a mechanoid,” said the woman. “We’ve been devastated, especially my daughter Tralpior here. They were newlyweds and now he’s been taken away by force. He’s living as a robot. Someone told me that the conversion process was irreversible.” Tralpior began bawling and was comforted by the older man, who was evidently her father.

“That’s another gruesome account,” said Gultbriek. “I’d say that we’re equally traumatised, so we’ll probably empathise with each other. Unfortunately, I don’t see how I can help you.”

“We were hoping that you could use your city knowledge,” said Tralpior’s mother. “We want to find out who’s behind all this. Where are they based? What are their aims? We need to talk with them. We owe it to Tralpior to get an explanation. Sometimes we meet Pejecks but he doesn’t stay with us long. Either he doesn’t know much about the robot makers or he won’t tell us. Please help, Mayor!” Gultbriek put his head in his hands. His struggle with despair was immense and stifling, so much so that he was having trouble standing up. He raised his arms and two men came over to help. They pulled him upright and held him until his legs steadied.

“I’m so sorry you had to find me like this,” he said, ashamed. “I’ve been in pieces, like my window downstairs. I suppose I can give you some information. It’s meant to be confidential but these are extraordinary times. What’s the point of rules now? I’ll need a lift to the Town Hall, though. I’m in no fit state to drive.”

“That’s easy enough,” said Tralpior’s father. “We’ll look after you. Perhaps you should leave a note for your wife?” Gultbriek agreed and wrote a note with a shaky hand, leaving it on the sideboard by the front door. After that, they left the house and drove - in three carriages - to the Town Hall. A few relatives stayed behind to arrange the repair of the lounge window. As they neared the city centre, Gultbriek remembered the ordeal of being with the shadow man. He shuddered and sweated. His face twitched involuntarily. Tralpior still sobbed, which didn’t help. Gultbriek tried to summon shreds of courage. At least traffic was light and the journey was swift. Many people were staying away from the city centre because of the mechanoid problem and also the shadow men wandering about randomly.

“God, it was excruciating with that alien!” said Gultbriek as he watched the surroundings carefully. “I had no idea they could be so evil! The only reason it didn’t kill me was that it was insubstantial.”

“How evil was it?” asked Tralpior’s father.

“Destroy-the-world evil,” replied Gultbriek emphatically, banging his right fist into his left palm. “Maybe even destroy-the-galaxy. At that scale, it’s hard to tell. By the end of the day, I was a hollow shell. It seemed to feed on my psychological disintegration. Thank God it left at dusk. I collapsed and the police had to take me home.”

“Why would such a terrible creature come here?” queried Tralpior’s mother. “We’re no threat to other worlds. We have no space fleet.”

“Not yet,” said Gultbriek. “We haven’t seen what the mechanoids plan to do. I think there’s a connection between the mechanoids and the aliens.”

“That...would make sense,” said Tralpior, who’d calmed down. “Pejecks mentioned research and development in a base somewhere.”

“We’d like to find that base,” said her mother. “I’m guessing it’s in the city but who knows where? I think it’s underground.” Gultbriek shrugged. Soon, they arrived at the Town Hall, parked badly and went inside. The staff members were surprised to see Gultbriek, who was dishevelled and supposed to be on sick leave. No one stopped him or the others. They went to the Mayor’s office, where the Deputy Mayor was covering.

“Chonspikta, I’m borrowing the robot plot folder,” said Gultbriek, going to the filing cabinet. “These people need help to find a missing person.”

“Sir, it’s classified,” objected Chonspikta, frowning. “You can’t just...”

“Look, I’m making an executive decision here!” interjected Gultbriek crossly. “I’ve had enough mad, dangerous stuff going on in Neosiak. I want to get to the bottom of it. I want our citizens to be free of it. We have a duty to help, not to hinder.” He took the folder and headed back outside.

“But sir!” said Chonspikta, reluctant to break any rules and invite trouble.

“If we lose it, there’s an electronic copy scanned into the server,” said Gultbriek. “Use that if you have to. We’re going on the hunt!”

“We promise to bring it back!” said Tralpior’s mother. The group left the office. Chonspikta couldn’t have stopped them if she tried. Gultbriek consulted the map at the start of the folder. It showed, among other things, the three most likely locations of the mechanoids’ main base. He already had a good idea which was the most likely one of all.

“Take us to 245 Hillview Gardens,” he told the others. “It must be Gardens, not Hillview Drive, Hillview Avenue, Hillview Boulevard, Hillview Terrace or Hillvue Crescent. Be warned, many people have reported weird feelings over there.”

“Is it on a hill?” asked one of the drivers. “I hate hill driving.”

“That’s the stupid thing,” said Gultbriek. “The nearest hill is ten kilometres away. You’ll be okay.” They boarded their carriages and drove on.

“There could be robots, automatic carriages, construction machines, flashing lights, sudden scents, shouting in an unknown language and a sense of euphoria,” recited Gultbriek from page two of the folder. “Everyone take great care.” They made steady progress into the eastern suburbs. Traffic signals slowed them a little. They didn’t see anything untoward. Soon, they were on a road junction at the start of Hillview Gardens. They looked both ways. The few pedestrians nearby were running and hiding. A shadow man glided briskly from left to right along Hillview Boulevard, not entering Hillview Gardens. Gultbriek squeaked and ducked down. The others stayed motionless, praying that they weren’t seen. Two minutes later, the coast was clear and the three carriages rolled forward. After another three minutes, they reached no. 245. It was a large house with a high wall all around and a solid, high gate. As they caught sight of it, the gate swung open and they could go in immediately.

“They must know who we are,” said Tralpior’s mother. “Maybe someone at the Town Hall tipped them off?”

“There’s a good feeling here,” noted Tralpior’s father. “That’s a relief after our problems.” Everyone agreed.

“As you said Mum, the base must be underground,” said Tralpior. “I’m going to look for entrances.” As the gate closed, the carriages parked conveniently on the empty driveway and all the occupants emerged. Gultbriek was glad that he’d been dragged over here. He was even gladder when Tajirifie walked out of the house. Instantly, everyone in the vicinity felt her sublime, pulsating influence. The air seemed to strobe in waves as she came nearer. She was only an average, middle-aged woman but she made everyone feel ten times better. Their troubles were pushed firmly to the backs of their minds.

“Come with me for refreshments on the back lawn!” she said with open arms and a big grin. Everyone cheered and followed her around the side of the house. They knew that they’d been caught in her magnetic power but they had no inclination to resist. They craved enjoyment and seized their chance. It was miraculous how Gultbriek’s psyche was shored up and salvaged in mere moments. He whooped in exultation. Tralpior did the same, at a higher pitch. As the group sat down at picnic tables on the back lawn, Tralpior heard a man’s voice in her head. She didn’t know whose it was and she didn’t care.

“Tralpior, I’ll get straight to the point,” said the man. “You have two good options. You could stay as you are and try to live with Pejecks but it’ll become more difficult in future. The other way is for you to become like him and live as an equal for much longer. You’ll be superior life forms with more possibilities for growth and happiness. Which would you prefer?”

“Only two options?” thought Tralpior. “Become a mechanoid or not? That’s not restrictive at all! Just out of interest, how does one become a mechanoid?” Seconds later, she found herself standing in front of a lifeless, giant robot. She’d been warped straight into the heart of Stohv’s factory.

“That’s impressive but I fail to see how it’s better than a glorious garden party!” said Tralpior, her head spinning. “Send me back. There’ll be time for business later.” She tottered over to a sturdy railing and leant against it. The sudden relocation had messed with her mind. Scientific progress was too intense for her sometimes.



19. Marriage Carriage
(Eastern suburbs of Neosiak City)

This felt like a mistake. He was trapped in his own brain with this young woman. He wanted to pursue his quests but she held him back. He had more energy but she had greater authority. He was a warrior and a servant while she came from a free-will background. He wanted to enslave her permanently but it wasn’t possible at present. The best he could do was drag her around, as if he were a strong animal on a leash. If she tried hard, she could drag him around. They were both frustrated by the situation. She’d hoped that this would be the solution to her problems. Now she realised that she’d unearthed a new set of problems, mainly centred on him. His label was recorded in the main database as Protospark 1653. His designated partner, Tralpior, was currently annoyed at the situation. 1653 was pulling at her constantly while she wanted to seek out her previous partner Pejecks. She demanded that they go and find him. 1653 demanded that they patrol around, hunting for enemies. He could feel their presences nearby, though they were hard to pinpoint. They both compromised by cruising the area, street by street. They didn’t go too far. If they stayed relatively close to Tajirifie, they remained calm and composed. However, their slow speed had attracted attention. A few people tried to follow them.

“You see, I told you,” said a young man as he jogged up to Tralpior. “It has no driver. We should take it to the police.”

“Could be remote control,” said a second young man jogging alongside. “We won’t be able to do anything.”

“I’m trying it anyway!” said the first young man, opening the driver’s door. He grabbed the roof and swung himself into the driver’s seat. He got into a comfortable position and tried the brakes but nothing happened. He yanked the steering wheel and the carriage swerved a little but then the wheel yanked itself back to the previous position.

“You men,” said Tralpior irritably. “You think that you can come inside me whenever want.” She opened the driver’s door and tilted the driver’s seat sharply to the same side, aiming to make the young man fall out. He clung to the wheel and swore. His legs were trapped between the wheel and the seat.

“Get out of there!” shouted his friend.

“I’m stuck!” said the would-be driver. Tralpior put the seat back down and then extended a claw arm from the front passenger door interior. With the claw arm, she tried to nudge the young man out of his seat. He aimed to comply but he was startled and off-balance. The back seats folded down and a robotic person crawled from the trunk. It lay on the folded back seats and extended an arm to touch the young man on the shoulder.

“For your information, I have a driver,” said Tralpior. “It’s just that I’m new at this and I kept her in back. I need time to practice using her. It’s tricky to control a robot and a carriage at the same time.” The young man glanced at the robotic hand on his shoulder. Immediately, he redoubled his efforts and leapt from his seat. Since the carriage was travelling at twelve kilometres per hour, he fell over as soon as his feet hit the road. The rear tyre grazed him as the carriage rolled onward. With a yelp, the young man got up again and ran to the side of the road. His friend joined him. They watched dumbfounded as the robot climbed into the driver’s seat and closed the driver’s door. She didn’t even look back. Tralpior was preoccupied with her search and had no time for japes.

“Good, maintain the sweep,” said 1653. “We might find one of those shadow men. I believe that I could damage it.” Tralpior said nothing. She was still trying to adapt to this metal life. 1653 was born to it but she was a somewhat reluctant convert. She never dreamt that she’d have to turn into a machine for love. On the positive side, she was now more flexible than before. She could change into many different forms. She could sprout little arms from almost anywhere. She grew one from her underside and scraped it lightly on the road, making a few sparks. It was a bit painful but it helped her to feel her new connection to the world. She looked around at the houses. Most of them were quiet, with occupants either out or sitting quietly. A few people gazed at her nonplussed. Trades-people stood still and stared. Little children screamed and pointed. Older children waved. Housewives called their children away and glanced at Tralpior anxiously. Generally, everything was normal and peaceful.

A few minutes later, in Dankwym Lane, Tralpior came across her friends and family. They were accompanied by a young woman who looked exactly like Tralpior had this morning [‘Tralpior 2’]. They all seemed to be in good spirits. Tralpior passed them and then turned around and followed them. A minute later, they realised that she was there. They stopped walking and talking. Tralpior parked next to them and her smaller robot form emerged. They didn’t recognise her, of course. Although they had some experience with mechanoids, they were still a little frightened.

“Umm, greetings!” said cousin Smeitakis. “Do you need help? We could show you where to find Tajirifie’s house. The Mayor’s there too, having some therapy.”

“Smeitakis, who’s this woman impersonating me?” asked Tralpior, pointing at Tralpior 2. Everyone stared at Tralpior 1 in her strong, bold, robotic body. Was this the start of an argument?

“What do you mean, dear?” asked Tralpior’s mother. “This is my daughter. She’s been with us all day. We’re looking for her husband Pejecks.” The two Tralpiors looked at each other in confusion and concern. Tralpior 1 then lowered her gaze and thought about her recent experiences. She did her best to put the puzzle pieces together.

“Oh hell, this is all part of the same...technology, or whatever it is,” she muttered. “All of you, I found the factory. I was made in that factory. That is, I was taken from my old body and put into this one. I volunteered. I wanted to be like Pejecks so that we could live as equals.”

“So you’re me and you’re going to live with MY husband?!” queried Tralpior 2. “Is that what you’re saying? No way, freak: I’ll find a way to stop you!”

“You don’t understand,” said Tralpior 1, shaking her head. “Why would you? I only just found out about it myself. They’re using interdimensional technology. That’s how they hid the factory in suburbia. I was taken to another dimension for my re-embodiment. It was relatively painless, given how drastic it was. There are some problems but, on the whole, it was a success.”

“And what does that have to do with our daughter?” asked Tralpior’s father.

“I don’t know for sure but I think that she’s a type of ‘place-holder’,” replied Tralpior 1. “She was put there to keep you occupied while I was having my procedure. She’s a copy of me, like a reverse mirror image.”

“I’m no COPY!” shouted Tralpior 2 as everyone took in the new theory. “I’m a unique individual! My people here will tell you how WRONG you are!”

“I’m really sorry,” said Tralpior 1. “I can feel the dimensions shifting. The mastermind is doing it. You’re going away, twin sister.”

“His name’s Stohv, the mastermind,” said Tralpior’s father. “The Mayor told us. Oh no, you’re right! She’s disappearing!” In panic, he lunged forward to grab Tralpior 2 but she slipped away through a fold in space-time and was lost forever.

“TRALPIOR!!!” screamed her mother in utter shock.

“I’m right here!” said Tralpior 1. “No one should worry anymore. I’m back and I’m better than ever!” Her mother looked at her for a moment and then fainted. Tralpior’s father rushed over to check on his wife. A nephew called Hobliv and a friend called Lefuprei also fainted and needed attention.

“Well, this is a lot of bother,” said 1653 in Tralpior’s mind. “We should’ve kept patrolling like I recommended earlier.”

“Don’t lecture me, ignorant tool!” retorted Tralpior. “This is important free-will stuff. You wouldn’t understand.” Patiently, she helped to deal with the fallout from today’s major developments. She made sure that her friends and family were kept safe and well. As a carriage, she could carry several people. Once again, Tajirifie was extremely helpful. Soon, the situation improved. Tralpior consulted the Mayor’s folder again and made a note of all the significant sites. Now she could perform a more thorough search. Because of potential danger, she wouldn’t take anyone with her except 1653. He was satisfied that they were extending their scope. Tralpior was pleased that Tajirifie gave her tips about controlling 1653. The protospark was unhappy about those tips but there was nothing he could do. It was his destiny to be her servant, albeit with some initiative. Together, they drove away to begin their tour of hidden bases and whatever other anomalies were out there.



20. Improving the Plan
(Neosiak City, inner south-eastern suburbs)

“Rulbuir, please come down!” said Stohv, standing in the courtyard of a grand house. “That roof can’t take your weight.” He looked up at her, pleased that her new metal body worked well but dismayed that her thoughts were jumbled.

“Well it should!” said Rulbuir loudly. “All rooves must be able to bear a heavy load...” She took another step and the tiles gave way beneath her. Unbalanced, she fell onto that section and broke through the rafters. Two joists also fractured, allowing Rulbuir to tumble through the roof. A few other people in the courtyard exclaimed their dismay. This had been almost inevitable once Rulbuir began climbing the house’s exterior walls. Since she weighed two and a half tonnes, Rulbuir crashed through the attic and into one of the bedrooms. She tried to stop herself with her right arm but that punched through the bedroom floor. She found herself lying across a wrecked bed that rested on a weakened wooden floor.

“Oh great, I’m in a grand old collapsed bed without my husband!” she could be heard yelling from inside the house. “Why do I keep talking about my husband? I’m a different kind of person now. I don’t need husbands or any other relations. I do miss him, though. Could I talk to him, although I might hit him because he has no place in my life right now?”

“Rulbuir, get out of there!” insisted Stohv. “You’re malfunctioning badly.”

“Oh Lord and master!” said Rulbuir sarcastically. “Yes, I’ll come right away! I need more problems, that’s for sure!” She got off the bed and tried to climb out of the hole in the roof. Before she could gain any purchase, the floor below her caved in and she fell to the next level. It was a lounge and she demolished a few couches and tables there.

“Just break through a wall, would you?” demanded Stohv.

“Alright Sir,” continued Rulbuir, rising once more. “You know what’s best, you subnormal simpleton!” She thrust her left arm through the nearest window, grabbed the window frame and dragged it into the room. This created a hole in the wall. She then put her right arm through the window and swung it to the right, enlarging the hole on the other side. She was stepping through the hole when the wall above her fell. It brought down the ruined section of the roof too. Rulbuir was knocked down to ground level and mostly buried in debris. It didn’t injure her.

“Structures must be sound from now on!” she said as she pushed the wreckage aside and got up again. “I volunteer to help with the rebuilding.” Pieces of masonry cascaded from her tough, metal body.

“Not yet, love,” said Stohv. “Come forward. I need to interrogate you and your protospark 981.”

“Sir, you will be compensating the owner of the house, won’t you?” asked a pilgrim who was standing a few metres behind Stohv.

“Actually I won’t,” said Stohv, turning briefly to address his follower. “He’s due to be converted tomorrow. As Rulbuir mentioned, his house is no longer suitable for our needs. There’ll have to be a new building here. Anyway, please leave us. There is a risk with Rulbuir here. She needs to develop self-control. Until I’ve helped her achieve that, she’s unpredictable and may lash out.” The pilgrim withdrew hastily as Rulbuir approached.

“Stohv, Sir, you have to let me see my husband!” said Rulbuir, kneeling in front of Stohv and clutching him in her strong hands. For a moment, Stohv’s breath was crushed from his body. He turned back to look at Rulbuir. Being in contact with her, he could control the protospark 981 inside her. He ordered it to pull back and let him breathe. Rulbuir released him.

“I’m not coping at all!” she said morosely. “I can’t stop thinking about my family. I don’t want to be like this, Stohv. Could I opt out? Could you just let me die and put someone else in here? I don’t want to be a Transformer, scaring everyone except you and the other converted ones.”

“She’s forgotten herself!” said 981, using Rulbuir’s voicebox. “You said that they’d remember their vocations, Stohv.”

“In time they will,” said Stohv. “This is a transition period. Bear with us.”

“Screw you, Stohv!” said 981. “A promise is a promise. Our enemies are watching and you’ve let us down!” He took control of Rulbuir again and threw a punch at Stohv. The blow would have killed him but he saw it coming and acted. He shifted Rulbuir into another reality where her fist struck only the ground.

“It’s not that easy, my child,” said Stohv, keeping his ‘distance’. “I’ll put you to sleep for a little while.” 981 was rendered comatose and Stohv could then explore Rulbuir’s spirit safely. He returned her to their home reality and watched her lying on the battered lawn. He had to take care not to fall into the two-metre-deep hole that had been created by her fist. She was a prodigious powerhouse now, unlike her previous, weedy frame. He admired her shiny mauve finish with silver stripes and black trim in places. Her skin actively repelled dirt with a low-level magnetic field. Although she was unconscious, her limbs still moved slightly and twitched occasionally. He was examining her twisting feet when she sprang upon him unexpectedly. Her head detached itself from her neck, transformed to its robot form and seized him by the throat from behind. He didn’t have time to react.

“Big mistake, Daddy!” said Rulbuir’s smaller robot body. “You made us wrong, failed to subdue me properly and now you’ll pay!” Stohv was on the point of blacking out when he created a short-range portal and brought Kolvazian abruptly to his side. She’d been talking with new friends and was very surprised to find herself here. She looked around and saw Stohv being choked by Rulbuir. He was unconscious already. Kolvazian could feel the anger and confusion in Rulbuir’s mind. She knew that Stohv wasn’t actually in danger. He was allowing himself to appear that way, to galvanise Kolvazian or anyone else who came to help. Kolvazian entered Rulbuir’s mind and showed her that she had the skills to restrain 981. The task was complex and subjective. Having knowledge of her past incarnations was empowering to Rulbuir. Not only did she have the ability to tackle the protospark but also the confidence to do so. Within seconds, she’d been able to let go of Stohv’s windpipe and then calm down. 981 was told that patricide wasn’t the answer. There were better solutions, if he’d only wait for them to be implemented. Rulbuir’s smaller form transformed back to head mode and returned to her larger form’s shoulders.

“You’re alright, aren’t you?” asked Kolvazian. “I mean, you can recover from this by yourself presumably?” Ten seconds passed before Stohv opened his eyes.

“You know me by now,” replied Stohv as he got up. “I’ve let you view some of my memories. That was a serious assault, though. Well done Rulbuir, you’re a formidable opponent and you’ve made me think again about this whole project. I need much more control over these mechanoids. I can’t rely on people like Kolvazian forever. I must establish an unbreakable safeguard to prevent protospark rebellion.”

“Is there a way to do that?” queried Kolvazian. “I thought that it was impossible. These protosparks are so headstrong, always looking for a chance to get loose and run wild.”

“It’s certainly possible to achieve a permanent solution,” said Stohv, pushing his neck back into shape. “There’ll have to be sacrifices though. I’ll recall all the mechanoids and especially all the region spirits. They’re the key to this.”

“Oh, I see,” said Kolvazian. “You’re going to do something to the region spirits. That’s bad news. They’re some of my favourite people.”

“They won’t disappear, merely change form,” said Stohv. “Damn, I should’ve done this sooner, as Dad told me. I was overconfident. Oh well, we live and learn. Get back to the parking lot, Rulbuir. Don’t wander off again, got it? Soon, you’ll all be feeling much more centred.”

“Yes Sir!” said Rulbuir, striding quickly in that direction. The lawn was damaged again by her heavy footsteps.

“I’d better go back to my friends in camp five,” said Kolvazian. “They’ll be wondering where I went!”

“Allow me,” said Stohv, teleporting her there. “It’s the least I can do.” He was happy that he’d finally made a crucial decision but he was concerned that his judgment had been wrong. He resolved to do better in future, to consider as many factors as possible when pursuing a project. It was hard to learn humility, yet essential when serving the greater good.
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Re: Ordinary World, Extraordinary People

Postby snavej » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:32 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
21. Definitely not Pejelpior
(Over a hundred kilometres north of Neosiak City)

“What’s your top speed?” asked Tralpior as she drove along the express lane, heading away from Neosiak City. “I’m at the legal limit but I feel like I could go a lot faster.”

“I can hardly hear you,” replied Pejecks, driving behind her. “It’s all the road noise and we still have no radio communication.” Neither of them could properly understand the other. Tralpior decided to leave the highway so that they could talk unimpeded. She indicated left and the two carriages turned onto a side road. They decelerated to obey the law and drove steadily through the wooded hinterland, passing several houses and cottages. Tralpior led Pejecks ten kilometres into the countryside. The number of dwellings decreased to zero. They were surrounded by trees with the occasional clearing, either natural or artificial. Driving was increasingly easy for the pair, since they were their own transport and they were mastering this new mode of locomotion. They were like children learning to walk, only much quicker this time. Soon, they found a small, unattended, gravelled yard in which to park. They came to a halt and all was very quiet. The nearest other person was at least five kilometres away.

“Why are we stopping here?” asked Pejecks. “It’s the back of beyond.”

“We can relax,” said Tralpior, transforming to robot mode. “It’s very unlikely that we’ll be disturbed.” She stretched her arms and legs. They felt stiff after a few hours locked into position.

“Did you ask about my speed earlier?” asked Pejecks. She nodded.

“I’m afraid I haven’t tested myself to the limit yet,” he continued. “You know I’m a sensible boy. I didn’t leave the camp before now. I saw what happened to Zydswup, Thubni and others. I had to stay close to a region spirit or else I’d flip. My protospark is a maniac sometimes.” He transformed and stretched like his wife.

“My protospark’s the same,” said Tralpior. “I nearly went crazy when I was looking for you. Luckily, Tajirifie was there to keep me straight. Now, it turns out that YOU can do the job just as well!”

“I know, right?!” said Pejecks. “The power of love is keeping the protosparks in their place. I couldn’t be happier!”

“Well, you can’t be totally happy, can you?” said Tralpior. “I mean, there’s no chance of a normal life or kids. We’re stuck like this, maybe forever.” She rapped her knuckles on her stomach, producing a clang.

“Sadly, you sound like a cooking pan and so do I,” said Pejecks, tapping his abdomen with one finger. “Still, let’s look on the bright side. We’ll be able to help a lot of people like this. We’re so strong now.” He dropped to the floor and did some press-ups. They were easy so he tried them with one arm. Those were also easy.

“Lie on my back,” said Pejecks, beckoning Tralpior over with his free arm. “We’ll test my strength a bit more.” She climbed on top of him, facing the back of his head. She had to use her many small claw arms to hold on as he tilted to one side and did more singlehanded press-ups.

“I think that we’ve established your strength,” she said after forty six repetitions. “You should stop, in case your protospark gets agitated.” Pejecks agreed so he stopped exercising. Tralpior climbed off his back and went to sit on a bank of earth. Pejecks got up, walked over and sat next to her.

“There’ll be no young family for us and no family-making fun either,” he said. “Although I could definitely manage to fake it. Do you want to see? I can make it really long and thick.”

“Maybe later,” said Tralpior. “I saw you plenty before we got converted. It doesn’t seem like the right time now. Huh, look at this place. It’s strange how this area has a lot of forest while Neosiak doesn’t.” She looked around at the profuse foliage.

“It’s on account of the rainfall,” said Pejecks. “This area has more because of the western hills. Also, the Neosiak forests were cut down centuries ago and haven’t been allowed back except in parks, gardens and avenues.”

“Do these things matter anymore?” said Tralpior. “We’re mechanoids now. We’re not so dependent on rainfall and trees. We’re offshoots of industry. It’s tragic and we’ll have plenty of time to appreciate that.”

“There are compensations,” said Pejecks. “For instance, our bodies are much more flexible. See how I can open up all my modules.” He held up his right arm and unfolded his outer armour. Then, he unpacked most of the inner workings of his arm and spread them out in a lattice, which was supported by only a few thin struts at the back. The arm workings stretched to cover an area that was about fifteen metres long and eight metres wide.

“Oh, can we do that?” queried Tralpior, impressed. “Heh, there are so many complicated little whirring, coggy doohickeys! That Stohv must’ve worked frantically to produce them.”

“He has an automated production line,” said Pejecks. “Apparently, his main input was to create the initial designs and programmes. There were no witnesses to it and the original files are hidden. I do have my personal blueprints, though.”

“What are all those little compartments?” asked Tralpior. “There must be several dozen in only one arm.”

“They could be for anything small enough, couldn’t they?” said Pejecks. “Maybe we’ll smuggle thimbles in future. Alternatively, there’s a theory that we’re being drafted. Our new bodies seem ideal for it. If we go to war, we’ll need storage for bullets and shells or similar.”

“I’m not fighting,” said Tralpior. “Stohv can dream on. Yes, he’s given me a good body but it’s too nice to risk in futile combat.” Pejecks refolded his arm.

“I must admit, I’ve been admiring your new body,” said Pejecks. “The curly red, orange and yellow pattern catches my eye perfectly. It’s like the dress you wore for the Phar Nidiep Lake picnic two years ago.”

“And your dark blue colours remind me of a smart suit,” said Tralpior. “Not that you wore suits much. That reminds me, though: we’ll have to decide what to do with our old things. We have thousands of possessions that we can’t use any longer, including that dress. It’s a shame.”

“We can’t tackle it until we’re sure that we can operate safely away from the region spirits,” said Pejecks. “We’re still on test here. Next week, if all goes well, we should have certainty. Then, we can go home and sort everything out properly. I’m looking forward to it. Clearing out old stuff is good for the soul. Our families have already taken away the perishables, the trash, some unwanted items and all the borrowed things.”

“It’s not going to be painless, though,” said Tralpior. “There’ll be a tonne of nostalgia to process. Most of our dreams for the future have become obsolete. More and more people will find themselves in the same position as this recruitment process goes on.”

“We’ll face it together, dear,” said Pejecks. “That reminds me: at our wedding we promised that we’d be together forever. Now it seems that we’ll definitely be together much longer than anyone thought.”

“That’s true, unless someone forces us apart,” said Tralpior. “The more Transformers that Stohv makes, the more likely it’ll be. I’m sure that someone will find a reason to separate us later on, for the sake of ‘the mission’ or whatever.”

“We’ll do our best, though,” said Pejecks. “We’ll do whatever it takes to stay coupled up.” He took her left hand in his right and intertwined the fingers. There was a sense of closeness but no warmth or softness.

“Damn, I miss body heat!” exclaimed Tralpior. “Cold steel is no substitute.” She looked at their hands sadly. After a few moments, she had a brainwave. She opened up the armour plating on her left arm and wrapped it around Pejecks’ right arm.

“Oh, that’s a nice gesture,” said Pejecks. “Maybe we could do more of that.” He rose and Tralpior had to do likewise, because of the physical lock. They faced each other and began opening other parts of their armour, allowing them to enfold each other here and there.

“We could never do this before!” said Tralpior. “We might be cold machines but we’re going to the next level. Are you feeling anything?”

“Just some pressure but we’re not fully unfolded yet,” said Pejecks. “Wait till our nervous systems link up!”

“Really?!” exclaimed Tralpior. “That would mean direct brain connection...” Pejecks leant in for a kiss. Their unheated metal lips performed disappointingly.

“Open them up too,” said Pejecks. “Let’s eat each other!” Tralpior’s eyes widened as Pejecks’ lips changed into a set of narrow, prehensile flaps that pushed into her mouth and opened it wide. She learnt quickly, though. Her lips unfolded, followed by the rest of her face plate. There was no pain. Increasingly subdivided, their facial tissue intermingled and they became joined at the head.

“What if someone sees us?” asked Tralpior, her electronic voice box still working independently.

“They’ll be seeing a brand new, inevitable phenomenon,” said Pejecks. “We’re meant to be together. We’re being more together than anyone in history! Don’t worry about anyone else. We’re exercising our new rights as shape-shifting mechanoids.”

“Mmm, bold and decisive!” said Tralpior, becoming accustomed to the merging. “I always liked that about you. When a new situation arises, you assess it and make your claims forthrightly.” She stared directly into his eyes, which shone brightly in a series of colours. Seconds later, they closed their eyes and focused on their bodies, which were unfolding and entwining in increasing detail. This was a completely new experience, so it required a great deal of concentration. They soon felt little sparkles zipping from body to body.

“You’re thinking about this joining,” noted Pejecks. “I can hear you trying to plan sections of it.” Tralpior felt the nerve link, stilled her mind and listened carefully. The body merger continued automatically. She saw that she didn’t have to plan it.

“I can hear you...” said Tralpior with a faraway tone. “Every second...you’re trying...to preserve me...not to tread on me...not to hurt my feelings...” She bathed in the fabulous sense of his devotion. He was utterly dedicated to her protection. He was pouring all his energies into strengthening her. Her defences evaporated and he rushed into her with a torrent of goodwill. They shared their innermost emotions in a riot of soulful rebuilding. They weren’t separate anymore. They were two spirits melding into one deliriously happy whole. In their new power, they summoned their two protosparks and drew them into the link. The protosparks were coarse spirits that were easily seduced into the service of the couple. They understood now that, if they behaved, they would have lives of luxury. They acquiesced willingly, becoming like loyal pets. In the joint mind, time disappeared in a blissful blur. Outside, hours went by and darkness fell. Wild creatures passed by. Some gazed at the giants consuming each other. They were all startled as metal pieces shifted unexpectedly now and then. None stayed to watch the whole process. Two metal folk blended inexorably into one. By the next morning, a unified Transformer stood hard and fresh in the clearing. He/she was dark blue with large patterns in yellow, orange and red.

“This is my first dawn,” the giant thought. “Yet who am I? Two in one, plus protosparks. Am I male or female?” He/she tried to make a facial expression but found his/her mouth blocked with a square metal plate.

“Oh yes, we decided this,” the giant remembered. “The time for organic-style faces is over. They’re optional now. We chose to cover ours up. The time of organic gender is ended for us as well. There’s no further need for childbearing women. We decided that we should become male-style in appearance. Male proportions are superior for hard work and self-defence. However, we still have a feminine side. That will be shown in many ways, such as caring for our appearance. Also, our smaller form is very womanly. We hope that her appearance will help relations with the organics. She’s a much closer approximation to their looks than that of any Transformer thus far.” The giant’s head transformed into a female-type robot and stood steady on his shoulders. She examined her body for the first time and was pleased.

“What did we want as a name?” she thought. “Last night was beyond amazing, with so many incredible developments, I can’t recall our naming discussions. I imagine that we combined our prior names. How about Pejelpior? No, that’s clumsy and pompous. Let’s try the other way. Oh yes, that’s the ONE! From now on, we are...no, I AM...TRACKS!” He was overcome with waves of emotion. He was on a new life trajectory. His larger form swayed a little. His smaller form braced herself against his ‘backpack’ to prevent a fall.

“Keep it together, Tracks!” he chided himself. “I have to establish a habit of looking competent, for the sake of relations with organics and anyone else out there. Anyway, I’ll power up before we head back and share the good news. I’m the ultimate marriage, in one convenient package. Others may want to follow my lead.” Carefully, he opened his double-strength armour and brought out a variety of small solar panels. He stood in the bright sunshine for a few hours, filling his energy reserves for the journey home. As his mind settled, a sense of profound contentment swept through him. Although his metal skin was cold, there was ample warmth in his expanded soul.



22. Gearing Up
(Neosiak City Centre)

Stohv took ten thousand mechanoid bodies from his hidden storage facility and marched them rapidly to pilgrim camp one. The world had never seen anything like it before, at least not on this scale. This was the first ever mass movement of the Transformers and their powerful strides shook the earth, literally. (Two old buildings collapsed because of the vibrations.) As they went, a few dozen citizens were selected on the streets. Each had his or her consciousness transferred into one of the metal bodies. Those mechanoids then went to the back of the column. Tens of thousands of other citizens fled before the host of hulking robots. Some police units converged on the mechanoids but were unable to do anything except help distressed citizens and arrange for the removal of bodies. Soon, Stohv’s group arrived at the camp and began picking out willing partners. The pilgrims knew what was coming. There’d been plenty of briefings and gossip. They went forward and offered themselves up. First to be chosen were single people. Couples came next. Families were last because children needed extra help to come to terms with their fate.

“We were just in time,” said Zueptal, who’d accompanied the group to the camp. “They were nearly out of food, their funds were dwindling, the camp was becoming overcrowded and the facilities overwhelmed. Sewage is spilling out of the inadequate sewers over in the south corner of the field.” He pointed in that direction.

“I can smell it from here,” said Stohv. “Now, as you implied, there’s no time to waste. We have to visit several more camps today. Before we move on, though, I need to discuss something with you.”

“It’s alright Stohv, I already know your plan,” said Zueptal with a winning smile. “It’s been obvious from the start, especially for wise, ancient people like me. You want to absorb me into yourself so that you can distribute my power more effectively.”

“You agree to it?” queried Stohv.

“Of course I do,” replied Zueptal. “If I didn’t, I’d hide myself deep in the earth.”

“How shall we go about it?” asked Stohv. “You know yourself far better than I do. What’s the most effective method?”

“Here’s a little spike of crystal,” answered Zueptal, producing it from his top pocket. “I’ll go inside it and you can wield it like a talisman. You can link to it and then I won’t have to maintain this bipedal body any longer. He handed Stohv the crystal, which was finely cut and symmetrical. It was only a few centimetres long. Zueptal closed his eyes, tipped his head back and allowed himself to fade away. His body had just been a force-field construct, so he deactivated it. He transferred his power and consciousness to the crystal fragment, which glowed in a highly intricate pattern. Stohv used his own power to establish a mystic link to the crystal. It was as Zueptal had described. Stohv was now able to project Zueptal’s spiritual power to his mechanoids. He sent out a pulse-wave that calmed more than ten thousand protosparks instantly. However, Zueptal’s powers had limits. Stohv could tell that he’d need more region spirits to calm his entire mechanoid population.

“Dhuobteela, how do you feel now?” asked Stohv of a Transformer who was standing close by.

“I’m a lot better!” said Dhuobteela. “A thousand thanks, my Lord...I mean, Stohv. Sorry I called you Lord again. You’re just so awesome!”

“Take me to camp two,” he instructed her. “We’ll meet another cohort on the way. The rest of you, go and bury your old bodies in the desert outside the city. You know the agreed site. It’s difficult but do your best and erect memorials to your old selves. After that, come back here to tidy up and unblock the drains.” The mechanoids had already gathered up their former bodies and laid them out in their vehicle-mode seats. A massive convoy of carriages began filtering out of the camp, heading for the mass grave site. Dhuobteela, in robot mode, carried Stohv away by a different route to avoid a traffic delay. As they went, Stohv looked back at everyone doing his bidding obediently. He’d acquired a small army in less than an hour. However, by doing so he’d ended over ten thousand organic lives, disrupted relationships and changed families more radically than had ever been done before. Part of him still felt guilty about that part of his grand project. He had to keep reminding himself of the long-term goals and benefits. Dhuobteela walked swiftly on through the city streets, scattering pedestrians and forcing vehicles to swerve and brake. There was no time to obey traffic regulations. Also, Dhuobteela could claim to be a pedestrian, not a vehicle. Furthermore, the whole city would soon become a mechanoid metropolis so the old rules didn’t matter. A few minutes later, Dhuobteela came to an area of narrow alleys and had to slow down. She and Stohv felt a chill despite the warm air and sunshine. They noticed that they were being watched by several shadow men, who were standing in rooms on both sides of the alley and viewing through windows. Dhuobteela felt angry as her protospark was irritated by the shadow men. At the same time, Zueptal’s crystal calmed her down so she was able to think rationally.

“At least eight shadow men,” she said. “I see four black, two grey and two brown: do you want to deal with them?”

“I wonder why they’re all gathered here?” wondered Stohv aloud. “Maybe they’re anticipating something? No, I don’t have time for this. Proceed to camp two. We’ll handle the shadow men later.” Dhuobteela resumed side-stepping down the alley but then Stohv disappeared abruptly. Dhuobteela looked around, hoping that Stohv would return as usual. This time he didn’t. She noticed that the Zueptal crystal was resting on her arm. She picked it up carefully with her finger and thumb. To her, it was a tiny crumb. The shadow men stood impassively as before.

“You infernal ghouls!” Dhuobteela said to them. “I know you won’t explain this or help in any way. He’ll come back soon enough and then you’ll be sorry.” She could feel their evil influence slowly unbalancing her mind. In an effort to resist, she held out the Zueptal crystal toward them. In response, their intangible bodies flickered and rippled but then stabilised again.

“REGION SPIRIT ASSAULT,” said a grey shadow man standing in a third floor window. “INSUFFICIENT FORCE. COUNTERMEASURES ACTIVATING. UNIT REPAIRED.” Dhuobteela was already moving on. She stowed the crystal in one of her storage compartments, went to a wider road, transformed and drove to camp two. She wasn’t pursued. She had to help the others: the pilgrims and mechanoids. That took priority. She couldn’t locate Stohv. He’d have to take care of himself. She sincerely hoped that he hadn’t met his match.



23. A Chance to Snoop
(Travelling through the western suburbs and along the coast to Neosiak City Centre)

“Do you have room for seventy five?” sang the pilgrims as they travelled along in their megavan. “Yes we do; keep the faith alive! They’re flocking to Neosiak City. The news is good and oh so pretty!”

“Excuse me but can you drop us here?” asked Pravit.

“Do you have room for seventy six?” continued the impromptu choir. “Yes we do but please no d...”

“Hey, could you listen to us for a second?” asked Ejinot. “We’re not happy with all this noise!” The singing died away raggedly.

“Who’s the buzz kill?” asked Smendrig. “What’s wrong with a little ditty?”

“I was enjoying that!” said Ybonvey.

“Sorry to bring you down but we thought that we’d walk from here,” said Pravit. “A lot of pilgrims are doing it. We have a hankering for exercise and the sense of a journey made properly.”

“Also, a song with unlimited verses isn’t a little ditty,” said Ejinot. “We can only tolerate a certain amount. We’re very quiet people normally. You understand, I hope.”

“Well, I hope that you’re not dropping out altogether,” said Uvilaut. “Neosiak expects, you know.”

“Don’t worry, Uvi!” said Ejinot, putting her hand on the older woman’s shoulder. “We’re absolutely determined to reach Neosiak but in our own way.”

“Walking fifteen kilometres doesn’t make you more worthy!” grumbled Buhal quietly.

“Stop by the shops up ahead,” said Smendrig to the driver. “Let the wilful walkers off there. They might need to buy some essentials.” The megavan came to a halt next to some suburban shops and the pair of opt-outs alighted. The door slammed shut and the megavan accelerated away. The sound of singing resumed and dwindled into the distance.

“Thank God we escaped that irritating, repetitive song,” said Pravit. “It was doing my head in!”

“We put up with it as long as we had to,” said Ejinot. “This is a good place to catch alternative transport.”

“Not another happy clappy mobile, of course,” said Pravit. “The shore is to the south.” He pointed across the road. The young couple waited for a gap in traffic, crossed the road and jogged through some twisty suburban streets. They were planned twisty to avoid boring grid patterns and uniformity. It made finding one’s way harder but, fortunately, the couple could follow the sound and scent of the sea. A few minutes later, they were on the modest promenade and searching for a boat. They tried to look inconspicuous. They didn’t want to buy or hire a boat, just borrow one without permission. There weren’t many people about.

“Do you think we could make do with a rowing boat?” suggested Ejinot, looking at one that sat on the side of the road.

“No, we need a motor boat,” said Pravit. “We have seven kilometres to go by sea. Also, the currents around the headland are fairly strong.” They walked another hundred metres and saw a modest motor boat moored against the harbour wall. Pravit climbed down the wall ladder and hopped aboard. He pressed the motor’s activation switch briefly and there was a five-second burst of power.

“She seems fine,” he said. “Let’s borrow her for a while.”

“In the national interest!” said Ejinot, climbing down to join him. “I’ll cast off the mooring ropes and shove off from the wall. You start her engine and take the helm. Oh, it’s been a while since I did some motor boating!” She laughed and winked at Pravit.

“Hold that thought for later,” said Pravit. “I’m sure some of the boys back at base could oblige you.”

“Will you be one of them?” asked Ejinot saucily, pushing the boat out.

“Front of the queue!” replied Pravit. “Sadly, we have to carry out our mission first.” He increased speed and steered the boat to the harbour entrance. She wasn’t a very fast boat but she was quiet and unobtrusive. She chugged into the open sea and made for the headland, four kilometres away. Waves made progress bumpy so the couple clung to their seats and endured the spray. The forward screen protected them from most of the briny shower. They were relieved that no one was chasing them.

“Do you think we have a chance in Neosiak?” asked Ejinot, her tone becoming more serious. “We lost dozens of agents there lately. They were captured and turned against us or killed.”

“I’m fairly sure we can get in and out unnoticed,” said Pravit. “We’ll only stay a few hours. We’ll blend in but not mingle. Most importantly, the saboteur holograms have disappeared so we have a golden opportunity to get in there without problems.”

“I saw my hologram once,” said Ejinot. “He gave us a terrible fright. We were driving along, four kilometres east of the base, when he appeared suddenly in the back of the carriage. I was the driver, so I became the main target. He warned me to stay away from Neosiak. I turned away from the city as soon as I could. In the mean time, the hologram whacked off noisily for three minutes until I reached a ‘safe distance’ from NC and he disappeared. To make matters more embarrassing, he was identical to my ex Aeryod.”

“Cringe into my boots!” exclaimed Pravit, shaking his head. “Anyway, I hope we can get in and out before Aeryod shows up again. Something big must’ve happened to deactivate the holograms. With luck, we can find out what that was.” They proceeded along the coast, under the clear sky and soaring bylafronds. Those flying creatures were hunting for aquatic prey, using dropped stones as lures. They avoided the boat, though. The couple still watched for pursuit, both astern and ahead. No other vessel approached, probably because this was a working day. Most boating was recreational around here, undertaken on free days only. After fifteen minutes, the couple reached the headland and turned into Neosiak Bay. They had to stay at least a hundred metres from shore to avoid being wrecked on the rocks. They looked ahead with binoculars and saw normal coastal activity. They puttered closer to Neosiak Port and had another look five minutes later. As they watched the dockside, a carriage drove up to a shipping container and transformed into a giant robot. It opened the container and started pulling out metal girders.

“Damn!” said Ejinot. “We should stop here somewhere. That thing’ll see us!”

“We’ll tie up to that buoy,” said Pravit, steering smartly to the brightly coloured floating block. “We can leave the boat and swim in.”

“No, go for the next buoy,” advised Ejinot. “The water’s cold and our energy’s limited.” Pravit agreed and went forward to the next buoy, which was much closer to shore. Another ten minutes ticked by until they were ready for the swim. Ejinot moored the boat. They removed all their clothes and sealed them in waterproof backpacks. Wearing only the backpacks, they plunged into salt water and headed for the nearest part of the rocky coast. The cold was a shock but they were mentally and physically prepared. Two minutes later, they walked up the shingle beach and took refuge behind nearby trees. They shivered as they unsealed their backpacks, pulled out towels and dried themselves. As quickly as they could, they dressed and then hugged for a minute to share body heat.

“I’m bricking it!” said Ejinot, still shivering but this time with fear. “This could be our last day unless we’re very careful...and lucky.”

“We left our Wills,” said Pravit. “Our friends and family know all about our dangerous jobs. We’re as ready as we can be.”

“Time for a walk in the woods, then,” said Ejinot, letting go of Pravit reluctantly and clambering over more rocks. “Try not to sprain an ankle!” They made their way slowly through the coastal woods. The ground was very uneven and there were no decent paths, so progress was difficult. Eventually, they reached the mouth of the Neosiak Creek on the western side of the port. This area had been left undeveloped for many years, to promote wildlife. There were a few woodland paths here for sightseers. The couple used the main path to reach Bloomingvale Bridge, which carried traffic across the creek.

“Stop, you have axula seed hooks all over your middle,” said Ejinot, bending down to pick the small hooks out of Pravit’s sweater. “You mustn’t look like you’ve been dragged through the wilderness.” She threw the hooks on the ground, where there was a chance that they’d germinate later.

“Lucky for you that you spotted them because now I can see something fearsome on your shoulder!” said Pravit, flicking an unwanted item off her left side.

“Was that a multipedal crawler?” asked Ejinot. “I can’t stand those.”

“Yes, it was a big one,” replied Pravit. “Twenty centimetres wide and angry: I got to it just in time.” Ejinot could tell that he was lying because he hadn’t flicked very hard. She glanced to the side and saw only leaves and twigs.

“I don’t know how you can kid around at a time like this!” she said, removing the last six hooks.

“It takes our minds off all the seriousness,” said Pravit. “Morale’s important. Now, pass me an italstim drink. We should rehydrate for the next stage.”

“I didn’t bring them,” said Ejinot. “I forgot. They’re back at base.”

“No, I saw you packing...” said Pravit as Ejinot started smiling.

“Got you going!” said Ejinot. “I had to fool you. Morale’s important!” She took off her backpack, sat down on a bench next to the path, pulled out a drink pouch and threw it to Pravit. He caught it, opened it, sat next to her and drank.

“Touché!” he said, trying to relax. Ejinot opened a drink pouch and sipped the energy mix steadily. They watched the traffic on the bridge, the wildlife in the creek and a few tourists passing by on the path.

“Everything looks fairly normal from here,” said Ejinot. “We should check the map and our route.” She pulled out the NC map and unfolded it partially.

“It’s easy,” said Pravit, running his finger along some street lines. “We memorised it: Bloomingvale Avenue, Lazimann’s Passage, Hot Buns Lane, Dealer Drive, Openzuir Boulevard, Cramped Way, Raladido Square, Provincial Place, The Thirty Eight Steps, Sinjin Hush and we’re there.”

“We could still make a mistake,” warned Ejinot. “If we go down Yu Rieth Road instead of Cramped Way, we could end up in Shell Hole. That’s a maze of little streets. It’d cost us precious minutes getting out. Any delay could be disastrous.” They were still poring over the map when a jogger passed by. Her steps were heavy and made a clunking noise.

“What the hell?” murmured Pravit, looking up and to the right. The jogger’s skin seemed to be painted like a carriage. It shone in the sun. Also, she had no running kit on.

“Whoa!” he exclaimed. Ejinot looked at her too. The jogger had heard Pravit’s voice. She spun herself around quickly and waved before continuing. Her eyes glowed green like miniature traffic signals. Her face was metal and lacked things like a nose, mouth and ears. Her breasts were squarish, straight-edged and permanently perky. Soon, she receded into the distance and went out of sight behind foliage.

“Have we been compromised?” asked Ejinot quietly. She was shaken by her first close encounter with a robot woman.

“Quite possibly,” said Pravit with a worried sigh. “Still, we have to try to carry out our mission. As far as we know, the interference plague is still in force. That mechanoid can’t signal her friends. We have to move before they catch us.” They put the map away, resealed their packs and binned the empty italstim pouches. Warily, they ascended from Creekside to Bloomingvale Avenue and proceeded briskly onward. Sometimes they walked and other times they jogged. A few carriages on the roads seemed oddly futuristic. At least one had no driver. The couple didn’t stop to check, though. The mechanoid takeover was clearly underway. In Dealer Drive, Pravit and Ejinot felt a strong sense of dread and were impelled to sprint for a hundred metres before they escaped the sensation. In Provincial Place, they felt a cool, calm, serenity and wanted to divert onto Klenkilly Mews but they managed to drag themselves away, up the Thirty Eight Steps and along Sinjin Hush. Finally, they’d arrived at the Aindlaz Fazun Tower. They hurried into the lobby, paid an entrance fee and rode the elevator to the observation deck on the roof. No one else was with them.

“They have mind control!” said Ejinot. “You felt that, didn’t you? We’re so screwed!” She closed her eyes and put her head in her hands.

“It’s not over until we’ve explored every option,” said Pravit. “Maybe these mechanoids will see sense one day. We might persuade them to leave or shut down. That could be done with words or bombs.”

“Not more bombing,” said Ejinot. “Surely they’d retaliate and start a war. My family suffered enough in the Teapfaik Blitz twenty years ago. We lost two great uncles and three cousins.” She cried a little and Pravit hugged her for mutual comfort. The scares and weird feelings of Neosiak had rocked their sense of security. Soon, they reached the roof and left the elevator. They found a bench and sat down.

“I need another drink,” said Pravit. “Not italstim, plain water: I’m agitated enough.” Ejinot handed him a small water bottle and he drank half of it. They had to ration their drinks in case of difficulty later.

“We’re rattled but we’re on time,” said Ejinot. “Let’s set up the cameras.” They pulled out eight tiny cameras and attached them to the central communications spire of the building. Pravit gave Ejinot a boost so that she could glue the cameras three and a half metres up, which was high enough to record the city panorama while avoiding the mischievous hands of other visitors. Together, the cameras would make movies of Neosiak in all directions and see plenty of hidden activities. After the temporary installation, the couple looked out over the city. Within two minutes, they’d spotted several mechanoids walking around. Those large machines were mainly in private compounds and thus unseen by the general public. They were going into and out of warehouses. Some of them had no heads. Binoculars revealed smaller mechanoids mingling with regular people, who seemed unconcerned. In fact, some of those people conversed with the smaller mechanoids in a familiar manner, as if they were good friends or even relatives.

“Pravit, check your left!” whispered Ejinot urgently. Pravit swung left and searched around with his binoculars. Seconds later he saw something amazing. Thousands of mechanoids were appearing from thin air and marching together down a wide avenue. (Traffic was forced to brake, swerve and pull over.) They were going toward the north-eastern suburbs in a fast-moving column. There were so many that the column grew to an estimated twelve kilometres long. The far end became lost in haze and ultimately obscured by buildings and trees. The two agents watched for more than twenty minutes. They could just make out that the mechanoids were gathering in a field fifteen kilometres away but couldn’t determine their purpose there.

“It’s an army, it has to be,” commented Pravit. “Their power must be immense. If only we could see clearer. We’ll have to review the video back at base. We need to know what they’re doing!”

“I’m guessing that they’re absorbing pilgrims’ minds,” said Ejinot. “That’s their main aim at present, as far as we can tell. It’s pretty gruesome.”

“They look unstoppable to me,” said Pravit. “If they all have giant-sized weapons, they could conquer the world.”

“They could’ve done it weeks ago,” said Ejinot. “Someone or something held them back.”

“Well, whatever the case, they have us over a barrel,” said Pravit, putting his compact binoculars into his backpack. “Our mission’s too late. They’ve already built up their forces to overwhelming numbers. We might as well go home and await the inevitable.”

“It sure looks that way,” agreed Ejinot, stowing her binoculars away. “We’ll record the scene for two hours and then make ourselves scarce.”

“Mm-hm,” grunted Pravit as he stretched his limbs to relieve tension. “I’m looking forward to a nice evening meal at home. I made it earlier and froze it. Who knows, it might be my last.”

“Another dinner for one?” observed Ejinot. “How are you still single, Mr. Rugged?”

“The job scuppers relationships, you know that Ms. Lonesome!” replied Pravit. “Women have come and gone. After a while, one gives up the struggle. Also, the whole issue is probably academic: we’ll soon lose our entire biology to the robot hordes.”

“That thought is SO abhorrent,” said Ejinot, embracing Pravit for further comfort. “I’m a bundle of frazzled nerves!”

“Let’s not allow them to ruin our mood,” said Pravit, stroking her hair and kissing her forehead. There’s a restaurant right below us. We should have lunch as planned.”

“Yeah, we have to maintain our sightseer cover,” said Ejinot. “Also, I’m ditching the diet today and having two or three desserts. I deserve it after an early start, pilgrim karaoke, an icy dip and extreme robot danger.”

“No one would blame you!” said Pravit. They went to the nearest staircase.

“What’s the origin of the phrase ‘have us over a barrel’?” asked Ejinot.

“It was an old method of punishment,” explained Pravit. “Imagine what you’d do to a wrongdoer if they were tied to a big barrel, which was about two metres tall. Imagine what your friends would do too.”

“Anything we liked, I guess!” said Ejinot. “What an interesting notion. It’s a shame that those big barrels are hardly seen these days.” Pravit laughed and they went downstairs for lunch. They were determined to make the most of their dwindling time as organics.



24a. Alternate Life, Day 1
(A covered market, western suburbs of Neosiak City)

“Stohv, come away from that man,” said Tywan. “We don’t need his decorations.” She didn’t know it but her words were changing history profoundly. The boy Stohv lingered for a moment, watching the impressive craftsman assembling a mobile. The theme was stars and planets. The light bulbs in the stars illuminated the brightly coloured planets around them. The mobile was very beautiful but Stohv couldn’t disobey his mother. Peeved, he returned to her side and followed her through the market. Somehow, he felt that he’d been cheated. He’d have to seek compensation elsewhere. The needlecraft stall had an extensive range of spools, bobbins, coloured sticks, fabric sheets and precision tools and machines. It was just as colourful as the astronomical mobile. The stallholder was an older woman who smiled a lot and tried to be friendly with everyone. She spent more time talking to customers and other stallholders than selling things. She was reliably positive and reassuring. Stohv relaxed more and then moved on with his mother to the greengrocer’s stall. The fruit and vegetables piled up precariously on countertops were similarly colourful to the needlecraft supplies, only with a more natural range of colours. Some vegetables were still dirty from the fields. Tywan bought several small bags of produce, some of which she gave to Stohv to carry. As he was about to complain about the weight, Stohv caught sight of the stallholder’s daughter. She was moving stock around but doing so very gracefully. She was even smiling because she was happy to get some exercise after school and also to help her father. Something clicked in Stohv’s mind. He forgot about the weight of his bags. The girl was captivating. She hummed and la-la-ed a jaunty melody. Stohv had to say something to her.

“Hello there!” he said to her, leaning closer. “I couldn’t help but notice that you’re more beautiful than all the stars and planets!” Her head swivelled and she stared at him quizzically, still smiling. She was holding a basket of red and blue grenelupes. She stopped singing and put the basket down.

“Heh, totally unexpected but thank you very much!” she said quietly. “Do you like the night sky? I love to look up at it when I have time and I’m not too tired.”

“I just saw a stars and planets mobile over there,” explained Stohv, pointing behind him. “It’s very striking but you’re a LOT better than that paper and wire thingamajig.”

“You’re pretty darned sweet,” said the girl. “You’re a LOT better than other boys your age. I’d like it if you were a regular customer here. I’m Rafoyla, by the way.” She held out her hand. Stohv dropped three bags of produce and raised his hand to shake hers. Some orange and brown vegetables spilled out onto the floor.

“I’m Stohv,” said Stohv. “I was looking for...someone, I guess, to brighten my day: anyone or anything, really. I didn’t know who or what to expect. I think that I’ve hit gold with you. I’ve found someone really precious.” Rafoyla gulped and her pulse quickened. She could tell from the entranced look in his eyes that Stohv had suddenly developed strong feelings for her. This was a rare event. Rafoyla didn’t consider herself to be very special. Perhaps she was blossoming and she’d been too preoccupied to notice? Her mind whirled rapidly. She thought back to recent behaviour from her classmates. She hadn’t detected any major changes there. The sight of Stohv carrying bags dutifully for his mother made her imagine that he was a loyal fellow, someone who’d stick with her through good times and bad. He was fairly handsome too and could be more so with extra grooming and greater maturity.

“You know what, Stohv,” she said, measuring her words. “I could do with a bit more company. Sometimes I talk with my Dad but he isn’t always on duty. At those times, I’m alone with the piles of stock. You could visit me after school or on free days.”

“I’ll come whenever I can,” said Stohv. “I have a few activities and sometimes there are trips with my parents. I can definitely come on Trafdays, though. Plofdays are possible too.” His pulse rate had nearly tripled by this point.

“Stohv, pick up those caratas and come along!” said Tywan. “You have to help me prepare dinner.” She walked away. Stohv scrambled to collect their caratas. Rafoyla hurried around the counter to help. She retrieved the last one and put it back in the bag. As she did so, Stohv kissed her firmly on the cheek and she gasped. It wasn’t her first kiss but it was the best so far, barring those from Mum and Dad.

“You deserve that and much more!” said Stohv, his eyes locking onto hers as he got up and walked away backwards for a few steps. Seconds stretched out impossibly long. Rafoyla felt herself being drawn into his lightning obsession. Future possibilities danced nebulously in their minds. Finally, Stohv turned away and ran to catch up with his mother. Rafoyla was left reeling and trying to catch her breath. She’d been handed a huge opportunity without any warning. Being the daughter of a small businessman, she knew that she had to make the most of it. Being the daughter of a hard-nosed grafter, she decided that she should enjoy the material benefits of a new friendship / relationship. Even if it didn’t work out, she’d probably get some food, drink, gifts and favours from Stohv. She chided herself for thinking selfishly but, after twelve years of part-time service at the market, she couldn’t help it.

That night, Stohv couldn’t sleep so he reorganised his wardrobe. He sweated as he pushed uglier clothes to one side and pulled better clothes forward. He felt giddy at the prospect of a girlfriend. He had to look his best. On the other hand, he might be called upon to help at Rafoyla’s stall, so perhaps old clothes would be needed. He was in two minds. He didn’t have enough information at this stage. He wasn’t used to dealing with such a rush of emotion. After half an hour, he was overwrought and fell back on the bed. He was no good to anyone in a panic. He forced himself to control his breathing and calm down. Sleep came when his mind couldn’t sustain the tumbling thoughts anymore.

That night, Rafoyla couldn’t sleep so she lay awake wondering how to deal with Stohv. She’d probably have to use a little make-up. Her mother had a few products lying around and her big sister wouldn’t miss a few items. Reflecting on it, she realised that she wouldn’t need much. Stohv had fallen for her hard. As long as she was clean and tidy, that would be enough. She got up, tiptoed to the bathroom and brushed her teeth again as a precaution. She looked in the mirror afterwards and smiled. Seeing past the specks of foam on the glass, she saw herself as a fortunate girl who’d hooked a nice boy without even trying. She must be rather special, she concluded. She tried out some ‘adult’ expressions that she’d seen before, such as slow winking, sensuous lip licking and smouldering while looking over her shoulder. She imagined that she could bowl Stohv over with such tactics. She wiped the mirror, went back to bed and replayed that kiss in her mind, again and again. Life was good!


24b. Alternate Life, Day 4
(A covered market, western suburbs of Neosiak City)

[Snapshots of the afternoon]

Rafoyla: You got back here at last. Well done!

Stohv: I had to go to a Little Sneaks meeting last night and a sukabug avoidance lecture the night before. I didn’t learn much but I had time to think.

Rafoyla: Hold that thought. How can I help you, ma’am?

Customer 1: Twelve bonthwaks and a long coufing, please.

Customer 2: Could I have a brychap? How much? OK, cut off the leaves. Three credits twenty one. There you are.

Customer 3: Nineteen wigals, eighteen dewigals, three mezibeths and a nytozhaim, please.

Customer 4: Ten thybeets, six cufriggles, one apvyb and a brace of conanoes to round it off.

Customer 5: One wigal, one brychap, one mezibeth, one apvyb, one conano, one carata and one grenelupe. Don’t look at me like that: I’m experimenting! Separate bags please. No, one bag. Wait, separate bags for that and those. No, forget it. I’m going to use them all today. Single bag. Sorry, love!

Rafoyla (sighing): Stohv, bring more bonthwaks from the back and arrange them on my right.

Stohv (going to the back): It’s a busy patch right now!

Rafoyla: This is normal. People are shopping on their way home.

Rafoyla’s father: Nice of you to help, Stohv. Rafoyla’s told me about you. She said you’re a really good boy. I’m Yonech, by the way.

Stohv (shaking hands with Yonech and holding bonthwaks simultaneously): I’m glad she likes me and I hope you do too, sir. You’re fine, upstanding citizens with very important jobs. [Yonech smiles broadly and returns to serving the public.]

Customer 6: Is this a penfull nytozhaim or an irotatong one? Irotatong, you say? No, that’s not penfull enough for me. I’ll have half a dozen datithots and a heavy clemp.

Customer 7: Do you have any end-of-day specials? No? OK, just asking.

Customer 8: Extra long coufing with twenty thybeets and a bowl of fangas.

Customer 9: Eight conanoes, please. The wife loves them. It’s something to do with the shape.

Customer 10: Four mezibeths if you don’t mind, young man. I find it easier to blend them into a drink. That way, I only have to wash my hands twice!

[Time passes, the market becomes quieter.]

Customer 46: Oh, you’ve run out of fangas. What a shame! Give me seven grenelupes. I want an even number of red and blue ones. Can’t you manage that? You can’t divide seven evenly? Huh, your produce is better than your arithmetic, Miss!

Stohv (whispering): We shouldn’t let him talk to you like that!

Rafoyla (to the customer): I’ll try better next time sir!

Stohv: Is this how your afternoon normally goes?

Rafoyla: Basically: I’m used to it by now.

Yonech: Time to close up. I’ll run to the bank. You clear up, Rafoyla. Help her if you like, Stohv. [Yonech takes the day’s cash and walks away.]

Rafoyla: It’s not too bad today. You could brush up the dropped debris and litter. Here’s the long-handled brush and pan. The bin’s down there, next to the hardware stall. I’ll bring in the boxes.

Stohv: There are a lot of boxes. Can you cope?

Rafoyla: There’s a machine: it saves us time and effort. [She presses a button and the counters lift into the stall, stacking neatly in the empty spaces. Stohv grins and then brushes up swiftly. They’re finished in less than five minutes. The shutters descend and lock.]

Rafoyla: Bring the brush and pan in here. I have something to show you. [They go into the till cubicle. Stohv leaves the brush and pan in a corner. Rafoyla pushes the door closed.]

Stohv: There’s nothing much in here.

Rafoyla: I kept one fanga in my pocket. We can share it because you helped me today. [She holds it carefully in her teeth.]

Stohv: Alright, bite it and give me half.

Rafoyla: Nah, khomangekik!

Stohv: Ah! [He leans forward carefully and puts the long, thin fruit between his lips. He moves forward one centimetre, two, three. They’re gazing at each other. Rafoyla likes it that he’s not rushing. Their lips touch. Stohv bites down, chews and swallows half of the fanga. Rafoyla consumes her half. They do it gently and enjoy the new sensation of eating with lips touching. The fruit slips down easily and then the proper kissing begins. Stohv puts his hands on the back and sides of Rafoyla’s neck, caressing her softly. Time stands still. The world recedes into the distance. Rafoyla wraps her arms around Stohv’s back, rubbing him gradually from top to bottom. They don’t want this to end. In reality, ten minutes pass.]

Yonech: Rafoyla, home time!

Rafoyla [with a little whimper]: Yes, Dad! Erm, I was just showing Stohv how to use the till. It’s important that we press the buttons in the right order. [She opens the door and the two youngsters emerge.]

Yonech [smiling]: That’s right; we don’t want mistakes in the records. Stohv, can you get home easily?

Stohv [smiling in a guarded way]: Yes sir, I live close by.

Yonech: Very good. Thank you for helping out. If you’re going to make a habit of this, we might have to pay you a small wage. [Stohv nods. He waits a minute after Yonech and Rafoyla lock up the cubicle and leave. He leaves the market building, hoping to follow them home. He sees them getting into an old carriage and driving away. He’s unable to follow so he goes home. He has to go slowly because he’s aroused and his head’s spinning. Halfway, he has to sit on a low wall and collect himself. He knows that visits to the market won’t be enough. He wants to start dating: his desire is in overdrive!]


24c. Alternative Life, Day 5
(The Dahuva residence, western suburbs of Neosiak City)

“You know she’s using you, right?” said Dahuva casually, when he was alone with Stohv.

“What if I want her to use me?!” snapped Stohv, glaring at his father and storming out. He went to his room and called Rafoyla. Dahuva tutted quietly and resumed reading.


24d. Alternative Life, Day 9
(Western suburbs of Neosiak City)

Stohv sat in the funeral hall with tears trickling down his face. Next to him were many of his classmates. Some were impassive and serious while others wept. A few girls were sobbing but trying to stay quiet as their late friend’s cousin reminisced to the group. Finbanet had been only sixteen years old but, clearly, his cousin Farluncay had many happy memories of him. There were anecdotes about horseplay at school, hijinks at home, rough-housing in town, joking at the leisure centre and merry pranks at music gigs. It sounded like Finbanet was the life and soul of his circles. He was gone now and many people were bereft. His father was actually growling a bit at the front while his mother attempted to calm her husband. His pain and fury were off the scale. She didn’t want him lashing out here. He’d have to do it later, with an axe and a pile of logs in the back yard. After a few more speakers had said their piece, the coffin was walked slowly out to the cemetery. Most of the mourners gathered around. A few elderly relatives had to watch from next to the hall because they couldn’t negotiate the narrow, uneven cemetery paths in their wheelchairs. With a few prayers, Finbanet was laid to rest. His favourite three sports bats were buried with him. The ceremony was over. A digger started filling in the grave. The mourners made their way back to the hall. Some would go onto the family’s home for a meal and a few hours of chat. The rest would simply go home or wherever else they wanted. Stohv wiped his eyes again as he walked to the road with his parents. Rafoyla had turned up at the funeral hall front gate, where she greeted Dahuva, Tywan and Stohv. She hadn’t known Finbanet so she hadn’t attended the service.

“I really hope you aren’t feeling too sad,” she said sympathetically. “I lost a pet two years ago, so I have a little experience of bereavement. It’s no fun at all.”

“Every loss is a tragedy but we all cope in different ways,” said Dahuva. “I’m mainly stoic, as is my wife. We know that all will be well in the end. Stohv is somewhat more emotional but he’s still young.”

“You can help our son get over his loss, can’t you dear?” said Tywan. “It’s not that common for youngsters to lose a friend to the grim reaper. Treat him well and he’ll bounce back.”

“We’ll go to the café and have a few treats,” said Rafoyla. “We’ll also talk about brighter, happier things. He should be fine in time. Isn’t that right, Stohv?”

“Yes, I’m sure I’ll be back to my old self soon enough,” said Stohv, wiping his eyes yet again. “I fancy a conano splat. My pocket money should just about cover it. Come on Raffy, let’s go!” Tywan handed him some tissues and the young couple walked away in the direction of the town centre. Dahuva and Tywan drove home for an early dinner.

“How did you manage to cry so much?” asked Rafoyla as they ambled along the pavement. “I thought you hated Finbanet. You said that he picked on you and beat you up one time.”

“That’s true,” replied Stohv. “Even two days ago, he ridiculed me for dating you. He said that you were covered in dirt and flies. He said that you took funny-shaped vegetables to bed because you get them free from your Dad. He reckoned that I’d end up with parasites in my guts. I didn’t respond to that. I rose above it. If he wanted to rant and fantasize aggressively, that was his business.”

“You went to his funeral, though,” said Rafoyla. “That was big of you. When we get to the café, you should wash your eyes to reduce the redness. He must’ve meant something to you, after all.”

“Actually, no,” said Stohv. “I cried because I was thinking about other people who died: great grandparents, great uncles and also a few beloved cartoon characters like Octopus Preen.”

“Ooh, that’s crafty!” said Rafoyla. “Also it’s a little cold. We mustn’t tell anyone else.”

“I won’t have anything to do with people who insult you,” said Stohv. “We should have good times together and minimise the bad times.”

“It’s strange how a fit, alert, young man can be run down by a carriage, isn’t it?” commented Rafoyla. “I’d seen Finbanet around a few times and he always seemed to have his wits about him. I can’t understand how he died that way. I wonder if the police will catch the hit-and-run driver.”

“Who can say?” said Stohv with a shrug. “A registration plate can be hidden or faked with a little dirt or sticky tape. It’s up to them and the evidence available.”

“Huh, you’ve thought about this, haven’t you?” observed Rafoyla. “You’re a thoughtful boy and not just about me and your family.” She put an arm around his shoulders. Secretly, she realised that Stohv had a motive to kill Finbanet but no vehicle, as far as she knew. She’d have to give him the benefit of the doubt and keep him sweet: with a conano splat now and other things later.


24e. Alternative Life, Day 17
(Makut Manor, just outside the city limits, South East of Neosiak City)

“You don’t expect me to climb this fence, do you?” queried Rafoyla as she stood next to the four-metre-tall barrier. “There are too many creepers on it and we’ll snag our clothes on the top spikes.”

“Alright, how would you get across?” challenged Stohv, standing next to her in the darkness.

“We could climb one of those trees with overhanging branches and then drop down,” suggested Rafoyla, indicating to the right. “I’m not sure that we could penetrate the thorn bushes around the trees though. If there’s a footpath, we could go up the slope to a point where the fence is shorter. The bushes are probably dense up there too, though. How about wading through the river on the left?”

“I already tried it,” said Stohv. “The river’s fast and deep. I couldn’t wade or swim that way.”

“Well, this is a tricky one,” said Rafoyla, crouching down and searching for low holes in the wire. “I’m intrigued. The creepers are thick and unbroken. This fence has a pet hedge for extra protection!”

“I tell you what,” said Stohv. “If we examine the other side of the fence, it may give you a clue about how to get past it.” He reached between the creepers and unbolted a camouflaged gate.

“Aha! You fooled me and so did this fence!” said Rafoyla, shaking her head and smiling. She was relieved that there’d be no dangerous climbing, vandalism or other nefarious activities tonight.

“The lock was broken by someone recently,” explained Stohv. “I was passing with a few friends when we spotted it. We went inside and walked along the river bank for a kilometre before we were spotted and had to run.”

“Hey, I don’t want to get into trouble!” said Rafoyla. “Are you sure it’s safe?”

“Pretty sure,” replied Stohv. “I went to the main house yesterday and checked the bookings. The riverside area should be deserted tonight. If we walk quietly, we’ll see any guests before they see us. They’ll have lights and we won’t. We’ll have a stealth advantage.”

“What if we go deeper into the woods?” asked Rafoyla. “We’ll be less visible there.”

“I bet that you’ve never walked in woods at night,” said Stohv. “It’s extremely dark and there are thousands of obstacles. We’d end up scratched, bruised and exhausted. It’s best if we follow the river.” Rafoyla deferred and Stohv led her onward. The night air was cool and mostly silent. The footpath appeared slightly lighter than surrounding vegetation, guiding them. Aquatic creatures made faint bubbling and splashing noises. Flying creatures called out occasionally, squawking and screeching as per their species. Stohv strode along briskly, determined to make this excursion a success. They were grateful that they’d worn comfortable walking shoes. Two quadrupeds scuttled across the path ahead of the couple and plunged into the water, keen to begin hunting and avoid people. Stohv was slightly startled. Rafoyla reassured him that the animals were harmless. Stohv cursed and then ploughed on. Soon, they’d walked a kilometre and reached the holiday cottage.

“No light and no carriage,” said Stohv. “See, I told you it’d be empty.” They hopped onto the porch and looked through the windows. There was no sign of occupation.

“Yes, this is nice,” said Rafoyla. “We can sit on the porch bench and eat our takeaway. It’s a bit naughty but there’s no one around except the mini beasts.”

“I can do better than that,” said Stohv. “I can get us inside.” He knelt down by the front door and appeared to slot something slender into the lock. He fiddled with it for a few seconds and then pushed the door. It opened easily. Rafoyla was impressed but anxious.

“I don’t know about this!” she warned. “No, don’t put the light on: they’ll see it!” It was too late because Stohv had already flipped the switch.

“Relax,” he said nonchalantly. “The main house is three kilometres away and there are a thousand trees between us and them. We’re invisible unless they come down here.” Stohv’s coolness put Rafoyla at ease. He’d been here before and scoped the place. Now, he put the takeaway on a small dining table, sat down and started unpacking the food.

“They’re going to smell this tomorrow!” said Rafoyla.

“We’ll open some windows, then!” countered Stohv. “Raffy, please don’t be a nervous Nellifant. It’ll be fine!” She sat next to him. He put his right arm around her back and then fed her a fried carata cube with his left hand. The salty treat changed her focus from anxiety to oral pleasure. The pair turned their chairs so that they faced each other. This enabled them to feed each other flirtatiously until they’d had enough. They then drank their pookipops and sat on the couch to unwind and belch a little.

“We could watch some TV...” said Stohv, pointing at the screen.

“No, this is a date,” said Rafoyla. “It’s a cheap, dodgy date involving trespass. Would you admit something to me? I want you to tell me that you picked the lock on the gate.”

“I never!” said Stohv. Rafoyla turned toward him, put her forehead against his temple and stared into his eyes. He looked left to return her gaze. She said nothing for a few moments but her eyes conveyed the message.

“OK fine, I did it,” he admitted with an open hand gesture. “I have a knack with locks. In fact, I’m good with most machinery and electronics.”

“Is that your natural aptitude?” asked Rafoyla, reclining. “It could be very useful in future.”

“It’s my career plan,” said Stohv. “I know that I’m young but I need to earn a living soon. I want to be a machine maker, most likely a carriage builder. I’d like to develop the next generation of carriages. I’ll have to compete with the big firms but I reckon that I can outdo them.”

“Well, it’s great that you have ambition but maybe your hopes are too high!” said Rafoyla with a snort.

“Have faith,” said Stohv. “I’m very confident in my abilities. Now that you’re with me, I have a huge incentive to succeed. I WILL prevail.”

“Yay! Provide for me, boss man!” said Rafoyla, grinning. “Mama wants a tonne of jewels!”

“You’re joking but I could make jewels for you, with the right machines,” said Stohv. “Stick with me and you’ll be very wealthy. That’s a promise!”

“You’re like my parents, in a way,” said Rafoyla. “You tell me fairy tales in the evening.”

“Raffy dear, it’s time for beddy-byes!” said Stohv, pretending to be her mother.

“No it isn’t,” objected Rafoyla. “I’m only a few years from being grown up. My bedtime’s a lot later now.” She had a pang of nostalgia and adopted a sad expression.

“What’s wrong?” asked Stohv.

“I miss being a little girl,” explained Rafoyla. “My parents used to fuss over me. They’d put me in my pyjamas or nightdress. They’d give me a drink. They’d tuck me in and read me wonderful stories. I used to feel totally safe and happy.”

“Hmm, I think I could help you to recapture some of that feeling,” said Stohv, getting up. “Lie down on the couch, would you?” She complied.

“You’re actually lying on a blanket,” said Stohv. “I can fold it over and tuck you in.”

“Alright, I’m feeling a bit cold,” said Rafoyla as Stohv wrapped her in the blanket. “There’s no heating in here and it’s night time.”

“The blanket’s good and tight,” said Stohv. “You’ll warm up presently. However, if you move, the tucking will come undone. I’ll have to pin the blanket.” He pulled some safety pins from his pocket and secured the wrapping.

“Ooh, that’s effective!” said Rafoyla. “I can’t move much now. All I can do is rest and warm up. Thanks, Stohv. What about my feet, though?”

“I couldn’t put the blanket around your muddy shoes, could I?” said Stohv. “In fact, they shouldn’t be on the couch at all.” He unlaced and removed them, putting them under the couch.

“Hey, I didn’t say you could do that!” objected Rafoyla.

“My squat, my rules,” said Stohv, pulling off her socks. “No dirty footwear on the furniture. That’s just the way it is.” He stroked the sole of her left foot. She was trapped and couldn’t stop him doing what he wanted.

“Oh come on, no tickling!” squealed Rafoyla.

“It’s tempting but I won’t,” said Stohv. “I want to demonstrate my mastery of electrical systems.”

“No electric shocks either!” begged Rafoyla.

“Our bodies ARE electrical systems,” said Stohv. “They’re terribly complicated but there are certain things I can do to influence them.” Rafoyla didn’t understand.

“If I can touch your bare feet in precise ways, I can trigger responses in the rest of your body,” explained Stohv. “For instance, if I put slight pressure on your soles, immediately behind your little toes, you should feel a tingling in your ears.”

“Aha! I think it’s working,” said Rafoyla as her awareness expanded. “Try another spot.”

“This one makes your armpits ache,” said Stohv, rubbing a different area. “I won’t use it much.”

“Carry on,” said Rafoyla, enjoying another new sensation. “What else can you do?”

“Try to unwind and it’ll work better,” said Stohv. “Guess what I’m aiming for here.”

“That’s my stomach,” answered Rafoyla. “My food’s churning as the muscles move.”

“Correct,” said Stohv. “Now, how about this one?” There was a sharp intake of breath from Rafoyla.

“You’ve hit my, er, private area,” she said. “Ease up and move on. How did you learn this anyway?”

“I read some books at the library and checked the network, when it was still active,” replied Stohv. “I practised on my sisters before they left home. They were reluctant at first but they came to appreciate my efforts.” Rafoyla’s mind boggled.

“It’s perfectly safe and lots of fun,” continued Stohv. “Let me relieve your tension!” Rafoyla weighed up the pros and cons. She realised that he was right. It was risk-free and very pleasurable. She wanted to be with him for the long term and this was an excellent introduction to intimate relations.

“Do it!” she commanded. He was overjoyed! Snug in her cocoon, she put her head back and moaned softly as he took her all the way, in seventeen delicious minutes. The acupressure wasn’t the only highlight of the night. Later on, Rafoyla was released and the couple tried all sorts. After many ‘firsts’, they left the cottage at dawn and slipped away, down the footpath, through the gate and then home. Their parents were none the wiser (as far as they knew).


24f. Alternative Life, Day 7,354
(On a family day trip to Sembrion Mansion in Vywpent Town, fifty five kilometres east-north-east of Neosiak City)

Rafoyla (38): Hey kids, according to the guide book this part of the mansion is haunted by three nomads with a mutual hatred. Every night, they swap rooms for a change of scenery and to avoid each other.

Stohv (39): Ridiculous story.

Quemdeg (daughter, 17): I’m going to look at the portrait room. Those reetch beetches had some fine style.

Splant (son, 6): I like running up and down the big stairs! [Runs off to the big stairs.]

Stohv: Be careful, Splant.

Tuinkudee (daughter, 12): Moving on. I wanna see the purple room. [She walks away.]

Tuinkudom (son, 12): Coming with you: twin’s prerogative. [He goes with his sister.]

Kootle (daughter, 3): Mummy, need wee-wee!

Rafoyla: Alright, little lady! Off we go to the little ladies’ room! [She takes Kootle to the nearest lavatory.]

Tywan (behind Stohv, on the left): They’re almost behaving themselves today.

Dahuva (behind Stohv, on the right): Just checking in, son. Have you figured it out yet? Do you know her game? That lovely wife of yours is still as selfish as ever. She’s using you to continue her genetic line, thus keeping you off the true path.

Stohv (not looking at Dahuva or Tywan): Dad, let it go!

Dahuva: I wouldn’t pester you if it wasn’t important, would I? You know me.

Stohv: You’re a damned strange father, criticising me for producing your five grandchildren. Can’t you see the value in my family?

Tywan: Could you two stop bickering, please? Stohv, I cherish your fantastic family! You’re exceeding all my expectations.

Stohv: Thanks Mum, you’ve always been my rock. [A few tears appear in his eyes.]

Dahuva: You’re trying to ignore me again. I understand. I admit that I’m damned strange! Have you found the ghosts here yet? Do you know how they died? [Stohv remembers something deeply shocking, which he’s tried to bury for nine years. The colour drains from his face. He turns to look at his parents. They’re translucent and softly illuminated.]

Stohv [whispering]: Yeah, I found them. One was killed in a carriage crash. That’s you. The other died of heart failure on hearing the news. That’s Mum.

Dahuva: And who made the carriage crash?

Stohv [whispering]: I did, by remote control. You were in one of my carriages. I designed it myself.

Tywan: I’ve told you hundreds of times that I forgive you! Don’t forget that: I mean it!

Dahuva: When you killed me, did it change anything?

Stohv: No Dad, you’re still around all the time. In fact, you bother me more now that you’re dead.

Dahuva: Don’t you see that your actions in this life aren’t important? You could do much better than this: much, much better.

Stohv: I don’t want that other life! You keep dangling it in front of me but it’s an utter horror show. I WANT HAPPINESS WITH RAFOYLA AND THE KIDS!!! [Other visitors to the mansion stop and stare at him for a moment.]

Dahuva: Alright, keep indulging yourself. I’ll stick to my regular reminders. I need you out there, Stohv. You’re one of my trusty operatives.

Tywan: We’ll always be with you, son. Don’t worry about a thing! [She and Dahuva fade away. Stohv wipes away his tears and stares sullenly at the floor. Two minutes pass.]

Kootle [running up]: Daddy! Daddy! Why were you shouting?

Stohv [doing his best to smile]: There was a crazy old man saying bad things to me. I shouted and he went away.

Kootle: I know him. He makes funny faces to me at home. He’s silly.

Stohv [surprised]: Oh yeah? Tell him to toddle off, when you see him next. He’s a spoiler and a loser.

Kootle [smiling]: He still loves you, Daddy! [Overcome, Stohv kneels down and hugs his little daughter tightly.]


24g. Alternative Life, Day 22,071
(Rafoyla Memorial Hospital, western suburbs of Neosiak City)

The mechanoid Ratchet looked on sadly as the creator faced his final hours. The old man Stohv had battled hard for well over a century but now his time as an organic was ending. His grandchildren were waiting in the next room. Some robotic bodies were lined up, ready to serve as replacements. Once a few final hardware and software diagnostics had been made, a body would be chosen and Stohv’s consciousness would be transferred to it. He would be renewed and greatly improved. As it was, Stohv struggled to maintain a basic awareness of the situation. Suddenly, a familiar visitor appeared from thin air.

“Excuse me, doctor,” said the visitor Dahuva. “I know that this’ll be frustrating for you but there’s been a change of plans. Stohv’s coming with me. I’m his father and I know best.”

“What are you?” queried Ratchet. “I can sense your energy but I can’t see you properly. Are you from another world?”

“I’m a citizen of the multiverse,” answered Dahuva. “I outclass you in every way. Don’t try to interfere. Observe and record. Stohv, at long last it’s time for this vanity project to end.”

“Yes Dad,” said Stohv, barely audible. “I can’t stop you now.”

“You realise that a standard robot body wouldn’t contain you,” said Dahuva, easing Stohv’s spirit from his mortal frame. “You’re incompatible. These ones aren’t sophisticated enough. If you want to go mechanoid, you’ll need a much better body. It should be massive and a googolplex times better than these.”

“Yes Dad,” said Stohv, trying to make the profound adjustment to noncorporeal life. “That’s...a big job....It’ll have to...wait until...next week.”

“Ratchet, here’s compensation for your people,” said Dahuva, giving life to one of the robot bodies. “Come on Stohv, you wisecracker, let’s go home. You can pick up where you left off, in that alleyway in Neosiak City.” The spirits of Dahuva and Stohv disappeared immediately.

“Greetings, Ratchet!” said the newly animated robot. “My name’s Aia and I’ll be your life source from now on.” Ratchet already felt Aia permeating his soul. Within seconds, Aia had replaced Stohv inside every mechanoid on the planet. All was well. Aia would lead her Transformers to greatness.



25: A Most Challenging Case
(AID Agency, Trinkul City, three hundred and twenty kilometres north-by-northwest of Neosiak City)

“If I’d known the full nature of this job, I wouldn’t have taken it,” said Agent Clofell. “I don’t want to interview so many corporate people who’re clearly innocent. I don’t want to scan their bodies, either.” He and his small team had finished their shift, investigating the staff of an electronics company. They grabbed their bags and jackets, left the office two hours late and headed for a bar across the street. It was a short, quarter-kilometre walk. All six agents were more tired than usual and looked it. Traffic was heavy and the walk felt like a chore.

“I never want to search another body cavity,” said Agent Nybia. “I’ll probably have to grope my way through several more tomorrow, though. My small hands are my undoing.”

“You can smell the glamour in our jobs!” said Agent Tolmik. “When our hands go in, the glamour blows out with a fanfare!” Nybia grimaced but then laughed slightly. The Neosiak investigation was going to ridiculous lengths.

“I’m thinking of making a formal complaint,” said Agent Kaphelmex. “This process is counterproductive. We’re insulting and alienating too many people who aren’t involved. They’re being stigmatised.”

“We haven’t found a single piece of evidence related to NC,” said Agent Fylpoat. “We must be barking up the wrong tree. I think I’ll join your complaint, Kaph.”

“In the morning,” said Agent Kuon. “Now we drink and wind down.” They entered the bar and went to their usual table. Tolmik fetched the first round. It was easy because everyone wanted the same drink: musdanz. They sat quietly and sipped for a couple of minutes. Gradually, the stress of work began to fade.

“That middle manager Meldru was very annoyed,” said Fylpoat. “He had five colleagues swear that he’d never been to NC or had anything to do with the place. We still had to process him because his wife used to live there.”

“After the interview, he had a rant about conspiracies, bullies, vandals and a lamp post that fell into his bedroom,” said Kuon. “If he hadn’t been so angry, I would’ve laughed. It sounded far-fetched but the others confirmed it all.”

“If only we had more information!” said Kaphelmex. “I’d love to have one working satellite, drone or even security camera. They’ve all been destroyed or neutralised. Have any agents gone to NC lately?”

“Pravit and Ejinot should be returning from NC this evening,” replied Clofell. “I hope they bring good news.”

“I heard that the boss chose them deliberately,” said Nybia. “The top team have wagers about Pravit and Ejinot starting a relationship. Some believe that their perilous mission could drive them into each others’ arms.”

“It’s irresponsible to send them both if they might distract each other,” said Kaphelmex. “Personally, I think they’ll succeed. They’re very professional. It doesn’t matter that their covert infiltration involved naked swimming.”

“Oh my!” said Fylpoat, putting her hand over her mouth to cover her grin. “I wish I’d known about this bet sooner!”

“I’ve seen too much today,” said Nybia. “Also I’ve heard, smelt and touched too much: I don’t want to hear about relationships tonight. Have there been any decisions about an armoured strike on NC?”

“It all depends on Pravit and Ejinot, believe it or not,” said Kuon. “We can’t afford to send in more agents. Our next step will depend on their report.”

“What if it says ‘Redacted for reasons of privacy’?!” joked Tolmik. Everyone chuckled.

“The whole NC situation is troubling,” said Clofell. “I have twenty nine years experience and I’ve never seen anything like it. This Stohv has the best robotic technology but he isn’t using any components from our leading mechanical and electronic engineering firms. He isn’t importing much from abroad either, beyond raw materials. He hasn’t even hired experts or other staff. He’s a one-man-band. Either he’s the greatest prodigy in the world or he has help from extraordinary sources.”

“Or both,” said Kaphelmex. “There are persistent rumours that he dabbles in the supernatural. His father Dahuva is often seen: he has a knack of appearing from nowhere and disappearing into thin air. No one can explain it.”

“If you ask me, they both need cavity searches,” said Nybia. “Tolmik can do it: he has big hands.”

“I’ll give it a bash,” said Tolmik. “What kinds of things have you been finding in people’s bodies this week?”

“Blood and urine tests have revealed some substance abuse and disease,” said Clofell. “Two people had tiny microphones embedded in their heads. Those were for corporate espionage but the interference plague has made them useless. We’ll have them removed later. The two men involved will stay anonymous since there’s no evidence of crimes.”

“Beyond that, there were dozens of contraceptive devices,” said Kaphelmex. “Pregnancies wreck high-flying careers. Also, three men and two women had pleasure devices lodged inside them. One had a rainbow-coloured tail. I’m naming no names, Tolmik.”

“Ha ha, I’m not that sort of man!” retorted Tolmik. “I’ll bring more drinks, though. Same again, everyone?” The whole group replied in the affirmative and Tolmik returned to the bar. Two minutes later, he brought six bottles.

“I got these for variety,” he said. “They’re basically the same musdanz but fizzier.” The six took a bottle each, opened them and refilled their glasses. They drank faster this time, having loosened up somewhat. A minute later, Kuon and Nybia felt the effects kicking in. True to its name, musdanz caused people to get up and dance. The two agents stepped over to the dance floor, faced each other and began with arm pumps. They progressed to raised arms, gyrating hips and side steps. The drink hijacked their cerebellums and forced their bodies to go through the motions. The dance was easy but drinkers were given a decent workout and thus kept flexible. It also induced mild elation and helped people to see each other in a different light.

“If there’s a battle in NC, we’ll probably be roped in,” said Clofell. “They might need scouts, saboteurs, snipers, code breakers or messengers. We could be on the front line.”

“I know,” said Kaphelmex. “It’s grim but it comes with the territory. At least we’ll be on home turf.” She sighed and watched Kuon and Nybia, who were dancing energetically. That was probably because of the tension of their current situation. Kaphelmex felt the dancing urge. Clofell saw her begin to bop and took her hand. They slid out of their seats and went to strut their stuff next to Kuon and Nybia. Other drinkers were doing the same. The dance floor was filling up. Tolmik and Fylpoat were the last of their group to join in. No one was going to win prizes but they’d be a little fitter at the end of the evening.

“At times like these, I wish I was married,” said Clofell. “I need a true partner to fully express myself in dance.”

“Clofell, drop the logic and get creative,” advised Kaphelmex. “Pretend that I’m your ‘best match’ and let your body talk. That’s what I’m doing. She wiggled her hips, undulated her arms and flicked her hair back and forth. Despite his age, Clofell tried to keep up. Regular musdanz had maintained his joints and muscles over the years. In the next ten minutes, the whole bar noticed a lighter atmosphere developing. The dancing improved suddenly. Some people ran out of puff and had to stop for a minute but then continued jiving: they were having great fun.

“Woo, this feels really good!” said Kuon. “I wonder why? The vibe is best at the front of the bar.” He moved there and felt incredible. This wasn’t normal.

“Nybia, outside,” he said, taking his fellow agent by the hand and leading her to the door. “We have to check. There might be a drug gas release in the street.”

“Isn’t it dangerous?” asked Nybia. “I know it feels brilliant but...but...” She was lost for words. There were warm waves of joy spreading through her mind. Her body was tingling like a sugar-frosted jelly pudding. Her self-control was outmanoeuvred and she was compelled to go with Kuon. In the street, the traffic was gridlocked. No vehicle could move. There was a jam as far as the eye could see. Strangely, no one complained. Horns weren’t honking. Drivers weren’t stepping out and shouting.

“Hey everyone, come over here!” called Kuon.

“Right behind you, pal!” said Tolmik, weaving through the door and laughing loudly.

“Why are they evacuating?” asked Fylpoat, pointing at a crowd of people outside their workplace HQ. The crowd was gathered around a woman who stood on a chair or stool. She was beckoning people forward, left and right. They were cheering and clapping as if they’d seen a hit show or won a war. Some of them were chanting ‘Ageleid’. It was obvious to all in the street that they should obey this woman. They didn’t know why but it was imperative. Everyone walked or danced toward her. It was the most important thing in the world! It was night time but she was like a bright, midday vacation of complete contentment. Nothing and no one could be better. It didn’t matter that the carriages packed into the street were transforming. Giant robots merely added to the fun. Being picked up by the robots was like a fairground ride. Clofell watched gleefully as Kaphelmex was seized. She was still trying to dance when her robot sank probes into her brain. She went limp and her consciousness was siphoned out. Tolmik was next, yelling exuberantly as his head was clamped and penetrated. The others received the same treatment and were extremely grateful, despite a few moments of pain. Two minutes later, Clofell awoke inside a robot body. He had to adjust to being ten metres tall, with a more elevated point of view. He also felt calmer and more rational.

“What are they doing?” he asked Fylpoat, who was now a hulk capable of changing into an off-road vehicle.

“I have a new brain, new memories,” said Fylpoat, who was standing in the mechanoid crowd. “Apparently, they’re taking over the agency and the rest of the area. There are twenty thousand robots here.”

“Oh God, they’ve struck first!” exclaimed Clofell. “They’ve captured us: we’re beaten slaves!”

“Damn!” said Kaphelmex as she inspected her new, super-strong body. “This is such a trip!”

“Clofell, this isn’t so bad,” said Tolmik. “I feel amazing and I still have free will. I’m not sure that this is defeat. It could be a blessing in disguise.” He looked down and saw that the street was littered with organic bodies, all of which were bleeding from the head. He revised his opinion slightly.

“I wonder what happened to Pravit and Ejinot?” said Nybia. “I presume that their mission failed.”

“I wouldn’t say that,” said a robot in front of her. “I’m Pravit and this is Ejinot. We’re part of the Transformer race now, just like you.” He extended his right arm and shook hands with Nybia. Ejinot did the same thing. They all thought it felt odd but they didn’t say so.

“We were captured and re-embodied in Klenkilly Mews, NC,” added Ejinot. “We couldn’t resist Ageleid the region spirit. Our stuff was confiscated and destroyed. We thought that we’d failed but now we know that we’ve joined the winning side. The Transformers are destined to take over this world but peacefully, with minimal casualties. The absorption tonight is part of their grand strategy.”

“So you’re not traitors after all?” queried Tolmik pointedly.

“Definitely not,” replied Pravit. “In fact, we’ve saved over twenty thousand people from standing in the way of destiny.”

“Settle a bet for us,” asked Nybia. “Did you and Ejinot start a relationship?”

“Ah, that bet,” said Pravit. “We learnt about it yesterday. As organics, we ran out of time. As mechanoids, however, we’re well on course. We’re considering marriage, Transformer style. A friend called Tracks explained it to us. It’s much more intimate than organic marriage.” The other agents were taken aback by that last statement.

“So anyway, you’re calling this a win,” said Kuon. “The trouble is that we don’t fit into our houses anymore. Most of our possessions are obsolete. Do we have to live outdoors now, like hobos?”

“Of course not, silly!” said Ejinot. “We can build big new houses for ourselves. It’s already started in Neosiak. There’ll be loads of redevelopment with big towers and everything.”

“Until the bombs and missiles destroy them,” commented Kuon. “You know this takeover is an act of war.”

“Don’t worry about that,” said Ejinot. “We’re already moving against the army and the air force. Stohv came back more determined than ever.” She tried to smile warmly but her robotic face looked unnerving. The agents hoped that the next phase of the campaign went as painlessly as this one.
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Re: Ordinary World, Extraordinary People

Postby snavej » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:11 pm

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
26. Matters of the Heart
(Neosiak City Centre)

“He’s not been the same since the incident after the camp one conversion,” said Kohnphid. “He’s been distracted, unfocused, listless and maudlin. He’s lost interest in many people, including me.”

“It’s good that you came to see me,” said Kolvazian, pouring some fruit juice for Kohnphid and herself. “I feel your concern and sense of abandonment. I have trouble reading Stohv because of his abilities. He can conceal his thoughts.”

“Is there anything we can do?” asked Kohnphid.

“Well, we can congratulate you on your courage for a start!” replied Kolvazian with a chuckle. “You’re amazing! You go where few others would dare. You’re in a relationship with a superior being. Stohv’s power is growing. Soon he’ll be a god, literally.”

“He saved me from danger outside the city,” said Kohnphid. “I had to repay that debt. Also, I find his lofty ideals very attractive. When we met, I was only trying to make a living. We talked and he said that he wants to change the world. It’s fascinating: hardly anyone is that ambitious!”

“But he’s still flawed,” Kolvazian pointed out. “You could tell and you wanted to help. Unfortunately, his weaknesses have sent him where we can’t follow.”

“Could we lure him back?” asked Kohnphid. “He has obligations.”

“We’ve been calling for hours, the region spirits and I,” answered Kolvazian, shaking her head. “He feels that it’s more important to search other realities than to be with us. None of us can bring him home. However, we may be able to improve your morale. Drink up.” They both drained their glasses.

“I don’t know if it’s possible,” said Kohnphid. “I had this vain hope that I could keep him. I clung to it. I was wilfully blind. Now, the hope is ebbing. He told me that he experienced an entire lifetime in a second: a hundred and twenty years in the blink of an eye. He found love with a woman called Rafoyla. They had five children and a few dozen grandchildren. When he died in that reality, he was dumped back here. It’s hard to process, despite his talents.”

“That’s astonishing!” said Kolvazian. “I felt his anguish but not the reason. Imagine the psychic impact!”

“I’d rather not,” said Kohnphid sadly. “That kind of pain wrecks people. He wants his great love back. He yearns for that straightforward, natural life. Here, he’s under crushing pressure.”

“Does he know how he went to that reality?” asked Kolvazian. “I got the impression that he was sent against his will.”

“Yeah, he was ambushed,” said Kohnphid. “We think that the shadow men were involved. He was taken away and attacked with true love!”

“That sounds ridiculous until one realises the fiendish malice behind it,” said Kolvazian, taking Kohnphid’s right hand in her left. “I hope that Stohv can hold himself together. It’d be easy for him to crash and burn.”

“Don’t say that,” said Kohnphid. “I can’t bear to think of it. Let’s go outside and enjoy the sunshine.” Kolvazian thought that that was a good idea so, hand in hand, they left her borrowed house and stepped into the garden. They walked around the main lawn, examining flowers and budding bushes. Kolvazian pulled out some weeds and swatted a few pests. A Transformer was parked on the concrete at the side of the house. He noticed the two women and transformed, taking care not to hit the house as he did so.

“Hi, Huardod!” said Kolvazian. “How are things?”

“Mainly fine,” replied Huardod as he clumped toward her down the paved service track. “We’re demolishing parts of the old city centre today. You’ll hear some bangs and crashes but we’re keeping it minimised. Some brick and block walls can be lowered onto flatbed trucks and removed without being broken up.”

“Those new buildings are imposing,” said Kohnphid, looking at the redevelopment area a few hundred metres away. “I guess we just have to get used to them.”

“You might be living there soon,” said Huardod. “You’ll appreciate the expansiveness of the rooms. There’s plenty of space for big folk like us!” He swung his arms high to emphasise the point.

“Us?” queried Kohnphid.

“You’ll join us before long,” said Huardod with what passed for a smile. “You’re bound to appreciate a new, better body.” He flexed his metal muscles into a body-builder pose to show off.

“Who says I’m being converted?!” demanded Kohnphid. “I thought I was exempt!”

“Stohv’s orders,” said Huardod. “Sorry, didn’t he tell you? His head’s messed up right now.” Although the weather was warm, a chill ran down Kohnphid’s spine. She didn’t want to be reminded of her conversion.

“I don’t know how your relationship will progress once you’re converted,” said Kolvazian. “It’ll almost certainly be longer but its nature will change. You’ll have to work it out as you go. We’re all on a steep learning curve.”

“Damn, I want more time with him as an organic!” exclaimed Kohnphid. “You’re married: you know how it is.”

“True but I also know when to make sacrifices,” said Kolvazian. “I’ve left my husband and son to be here, helping the project. I felt that it was the right thing to do. By the way, Anflom and Xegeniti are due for conversion next month. Spenbela’s going along to help. Not long after, it’ll be my turn.”

“You’re so calm about it!” said Kohnphid. “How can you treat it like it’s nothing?!”

“I suppose that’s my gift,” replied Kolvazian. “I see things you can’t. Sometimes, I see the future. We’ll do so much good work! The visions are endless.”

“Hooray for us,” said Kohnphid sarcastically. “Hey, the wind’s picking up. It’s a warm wind. I’ve got prickly heat.”

“Something’s coming,” said Kolvazian. “It’s Stohv, most likely. He’s inbound from another reality. He’s not having an easy journey.”

“Maybe it’s time to prove myself as a guard,” said Huardod. “Where’s he arriving?”

“There,” said Kolvazian, pointing over the fence at the garden next door. “It’s not totally clear...” They watched Stohv materialise on the neighbour’s lawn. He was lying sprawled out, apparently unconscious. A creature appeared with him. Immediately, it leapt onto Stohv and raked him with its many claws. Huardod jumped the fence and seized the creature with his strong right hand. The beast was three metres long and had twelve legs. It had a large mouth at the centre of its belly. He pulled it off Stohv and held it up. It tried to slash Huardod but his armour was impervious.

“Oh my God!” screamed Kohnphid.

“Kill it!” groaned Stohv, waking up in pain.

“Wow, my first alien!” said Huardod, turning the creature to see it from other angles. A few seconds later, he collapsed the torso with a squeeze of his fingers. Dark purple blood gushed out, staining all it touched. The legs still twitched so Huardod snapped them off one by one with his left hand. Meanwhile, Kohnphid and Kolvazian climbed over the fence. They dragged Stohv clear of the dying alien’s gore and checked his injuries. He was bleeding a fair amount but the scratches weren’t fatal.

“What happened?!” asked Kohnphid urgently.

“I met my match and more,” wheezed Stohv. “I wanted to destroy him but...I wasn’t ready. He sent too many enemies against me. I blocked most but that one got through. Thanks, Huardod! Burn the body in case it...gives birth, spreads parasites or pumps out plagues.” Huardod put the dismembered body on a patch of bare earth, sprayed it with oil and ignited it with a spark. It burnt fiercely. Huardod watched it and applied more oil to ensure full incineration.

“Stohv, you’ve exposed us to alien pathogens!” realised Kohnphid. “That’s unconscionable behaviour!”

“Don’t worry, I’ll clear the area,” said Stohv, using his power to identify and remove alien microbes from the gardens. “I’d never make you suffer like that. I want to help you all, to elevate you to a higher state of being.”

“Don’t forget to heal yourself,” said Kolvazian. “Those claws were probably loaded with germs.” Stohv waved his hands and bent reality to knit his wounds closed with no scarring. Disinfection was part of the procedure. After that, he sat up and embraced Kohnphid.

“Have you worked out your issues yet?” she murmured in his ear.

“No, it’ll take a while,” said Stohv. “At least I made good use of my anger. That evil force will think twice before attacking me again. I definitely damaged him.”

“So you don’t think he’ll strike back?” queried Kolvazian.

“Not soon,” answered Stohv. “Besides, I studied him and learnt his territories and methods. I won’t be surprised again.” Kohnphid ended the hug and turned to Huardod.

“You’ve changed my stance on conversion,” she said to him. “You defended us effortlessly from the alien. I can see the value of a metal body now.”

“Stohv, she wants to continue her organic relationship with you,” said Kolvazian. “Is that feasible?”

“In the long run, no,” replied Stohv. “However, I’ll show her my simulation technology. She’ll see that it’s a great substitute.” He smiled at Kohnphid, who was intrigued. Then, he went over to the blazing alien and poked it with a stick. He thanked his lucky stars that he’d built such formidable guard robots! His heart still ached at the loss of his family with Rafoyla but he had plenty of time to come to terms with it. For now, he had to endure. He’d do his best to convert the world but he’d have to take time out for personal issues.



27. Gunboats and Diplomacy
(The sea south of Neosiak City and also Urnod Clerf, two thousand kilometres east of NC)

A high-speed Transformer patrol drone found the armada when it was thirty kilometres from Neosiak City. The fleet came from Urnod Clerf, the regional superpower. There were a hundred and fifty nine warships and also sixty one auxiliary ships. They were close to firing range. Their target was the city, since it was being overrun by rebel robots. The plan was to shell a swathe of the city and thus persuade the robots to surrender. Urnod Clerf felt duty-bound to attack because the robots had recently taken over parts of the government and military in their own country, Phlentch (where NC was situated). The UC armada steamed on, unaware that they’d been detected. The sailors kept watch and warned off some fishing boats with small cannons. No other vessels were around. Soon, they were approaching the point of dropping anchor and opening fire. The auxiliaries veered off and waited at a safe distance. The smaller warships went ahead of the main battleships because their firing range was shorter. Without warning, a fleet of submarines with unconventional designs surfaced next to the warships. Each vessel was visited by one or two of those submarines. Large hatches opened in the newly-built underwater craft. Giant robots emerged and boarded the warships, climbing up the hulls using any available hand holds or making their own by denting steel plate.

Thousands of sailors tried to repel boarders but, for the most part, they didn’t have the strength. Many were pushed aside. Small arms had little effect on the robots. Ricochets were a great risk on crowded ships, so the sailors had to stop firing. Some brave seamen used grenades or heavy machine guns, knocking down a few Transformers and pitching one into the water. (That one refloated himself and then returned to his mission.) Again, these measures proved to be counterproductive as flesh was much more fragile than metal. The Transformers had no weapons of their own but used their strength to start neutralising the ships’ fighting capabilities. They broke through decks and bulkheads, crippled control systems, buckled cannon components and threw many tonnes of ammunition overboard. As they worked, the Transformers told the sailors that they didn’t want to hurt them. They promised a peaceful action as long as there was no more resistance. Nevertheless, a few obstinate captains decided to fight back, either by blowing up their ships or by using their heavy cannons. The result was that nine ships exploded spectacularly and five more were badly damaged by shell fire. Over twelve hundred sailors died or were injured. No Transformers died but several lost body parts, which would be replaced later.

Upon seeing the carnage, the other captains were chastened and opted not to resist further. There was a flurry of flag signals between ships. Obviously they were outmatched and didn’t want to waste lives in a one-sided conflict. Using speaking tubes and officers as relays, they told their men not to engage the saboteurs. Instead, they were to rescue those in the water. A few thousand sailors had abandoned their scuppered ships and now had to be recovered. It was strange for a proud navy to allow their guns to be silenced but they obeyed orders as usual. The Transformers worked quickly and the ships were deprived of their main firepower within an hour. After that, the mechanoids used their submarines to ferry stranded sailors to auxiliary ships. When the casualty situation was largely resolved, the Transformers returned to their submarines and headed back to Neosiak City. Before they left, they warned the UC Navy not to attack again or else they’d lose more vessels and personnel. The Navy was allowed to turn around and go home. Once back in their city, the Transformers reported to Stohv. He responded by speeding up the population conversion process. Dozens of region spirits went out to pacify people. Many suburbs were swept and their citizens gathered. Shortly, three hundred thousand more Transformers had been created. Adjustment to fundamentally different new lives was hard but there was work to be done. Their old bodies had to be buried in mass graves just outside the city limits. After that, they had to sort out their properties and household effects. Perishables were buried and billions of obsolete items were burnt for speedy disposal. Next, they began to demolish their old homes. It was very difficult on an emotional level but it was a new dawn and the region spirits maximised their influence to help people along. Most importantly, all those who’d been converted into mechanoids were far tougher and therefore safer than those who were still organic. Given the threat of major military assault, Stohv’s actions were merciful and highly effective.

As the naval barrage was halted, UC spy planes saw the exploding ships and soon returned to base. They reported the shocking news and recommended no further attacks. The UC high command used their discretion and cancelled a mass aerial bombing blitz on Neosiak City. They already knew that some of the Transformers could fly. They reasoned that their airforce would be neutralised just like their navy. Instead, they opted to open direct negotiations with the Transformers, something which the Phlentchian government had failed to do. They didn’t realise that those negotiations would be prevented by holographic interference. They assembled a diplomatic team with an armed escort. By the next day, the diplomats were en route to Phlentch. They’d travel by sea to the east coast of the Braufion continent. After disembarking at Haganovew City port, they’d drive overland through Simboline, Zaras Mina, Zaras Maja and Dyorompid before entering Phlentch. From the border, they’d try to contact the Phlentchian government in the capital before heading for Neosiak City. Of course, it was important to gather the latest information prior to tackling such a delicate, unprecedented meeting. They hoped that they’d have success in the first ever attempt at diplomacy with mechanoids. They were all realists, though. They’d read hundreds of reports this year. They suspected that their plan had no chance of success but they had to try anyway. That was their job and they’d taken oaths of national loyalty.



28. To the Conqueror, the Spoils
(Neosiak City, inner north-eastern suburbs)

Kohnphid sat on a small sofa in the hallway and fretted. This borrowed house was plush but the situation outside was worsening. Lately, the whole city had heard shellfire and explosions at sea. Clearly, there was a risk of bombardment. Hundreds of thousands were in danger. The Transformers were more resilient but even they could be smashed by direct hits. The fate of all lay in the hands of Stohv. He’d become very active in the last few days, spending hours at various locations in Plentch and abroad. She waited for him to come home at the end of the day. Although he had great power, he still needed some food, drink and rest. Kohnphid read a newspaper to stay informed. Despite the Transformer blockade, some goods like newspapers were allowed through. It seemed that the world was waking up to the threat in Neosiak City. Militaries were preparing for battle. There’d already been one confrontation, where a fleet had been repulsed. Another might happen tomorrow. Kohnphid worried that time was running out. She hoped that she could persuade Stohv to stop the impending war, for everyone’s sake. Eventually he reappeared, kicked off his shoes and strode into the kitchen for refreshments. There were sounds of hasty chewing, chugging and swallowing. Kohnphid went to him, moving smoothly so as not to jangle his nerves.

“Hi, how was your day?” she said quietly. “I heard you picked a fight with the UC Navy. You’re braver than anyone I know but I wonder if you could hold your...”

“They had to learn the price of their actions,” said Stohv, turning to her and spraying crumbs from his mouth as he spoke. “I could’ve stopped them bloodlessly. Those sailors might’ve been saved. Instead, I chose to give them the opportunity for death in battle. Some people need hard lessons.” His anger made her hesitate. She’d never seen him quite like this before. He reminded her of Gyhuly only he was more intense.

“Right, I understand,” said Kohnphid, moving on. “Say, why don’t I cook you something? You’ve been working hard and you deserve it.”

“Later,” said Stohv. “These buns and cakes are enough for now. A full stomach would slow me down.”

“Please, take whatever you need and come to the lounge,” said Kohnphid. “You should sit back and let yourself recuperate. You’re still flesh and blood, aren’t you?” She went forward and swept his hair back into place with her fingers. With her other hand, she took a bun from the counter.

“I’ll rest for a short while,” said Stohv, letting her lead him to the lounge. “My Transformers and other allies are recruiting as we speak. They can continue without my help.” In the lounge, Stohv lay down on a large sofa and Kohnphid sat in a matching chair next to him. She stroked his head, trying to make him wind down. His eyes stayed open, though. He was still preoccupied.

“What are you thinking?” asked Kohnphid.

“I’m monitoring my people,” replied Stohv. “We’re moving fast through NC and some have gone beyond. The armed forces are being depleted. We’re targeting men of fighting age and bringing them into our ranks. Other groups will follow in due course. We’re on the way to the capital. The government will fall in three days. The ministers will become mechanoids under my control.”

“Revolution,” murmured Kohnphid. “You’re really doing it. I had doubts at the start but now it’s going ahead. Do you want to be a dictator?” She leant forward and slipped her hand under his shirt via the neck hole. She felt his chest and found an open wound in the centre.

“Hey, what’s this?” she queried, alarmed. “Why didn’t you heal this earlier?”

“I’m leaving it there,” said Stohv. “It reminds me of things, like the weakness of organic flesh and the loss of my family with Rafoyla. The wound is over my heart. My loss hurt more than anything else has.”

“I get it but I don’t want to see that gaping hole,” said Kohnphid. “Close it up, would you? There are other ways to remember your family.”

“Alright,” said Stohv, healing his wound in less than ten seconds. “It’s an impediment.”

“Look, isn’t it time you mechanised yourself?” suggested Kohnphid. “The threat level keeps climbing. You’re being attacked with increasing force. You need full protection.”

“I have full protection,” said Stohv. “What I need is optimum intelligence and flexibility. Organic brains provide that. When I say brains, I mean the plural. I have back-up bodies from other realities.” He made three of them appear in the room. They stood, waved and smiled at Kohnphid. Startled, she stared at them and then waved back. They disappeared again in fifteen seconds.

“I use their brains to augment mine,” explained Stohv. “A thousand heads are better than one. We make a great team. We haven’t put a foot wrong yet.”

“You’re overflowing with surprises!” said Kohnphid, giving him an upside-down kiss on the lips. “What’s next?”

“Another invasion, I guess,” he said. “There are plenty more areas to pacify. If I don’t do it, the natives get restless.”

“Where this time?” asked Kohnphid. “Zaras Major? Notendomp?”

“No, I plan a lightning occupation of your personal space,” replied Stohv. “You’d be well advised to surrender now. Excuse the taste of siminiorn in my mouth.” Kohnphid tittered with delight as she climbed on top of him. She was very glad that he’d calmed down and refocused on her. She preferred him like this. His commander persona was excessively fiery and serious. She’d have to keep working on him, to keep him sweet: not just for her but for everyone.



29. Petty Prejudice Writ Large
(An asteroid field billions of kilometres from Neosiak City)

Nature says that I shouldn’t be here. In this system, the number of major bodies is fixed. My arrival is aeons premature. Yet here I am. I fly in your face, Nature. You simple-minded frump, I tear through your fragile tissues and rip open your heart. You lie mortally wounded and I crush you between my bulk and your own rocky foundations. I showed you. Now I’ll carry out my mission. I can’t abide the life world here. It carries the spores of the Great Enemy. I must try to eradicate those spores. Caution is needed. The Great Enemy is fully prepared to counter me and my kind. One mode of attack won’t be enough. I must use many methods. I begin with the fundamentals. I position myself among the asteroids and redirect them inward, toward the local sun and the planets nearby. My only tool is my personal gravity. It’s a slow way to attack but I’m very patient. My next method is to fire nuclear weapons at the Enemy’s root on the fifth planet. Rail guns launch the projectiles in a burst that will descend randomly. Of course, this assumes that the Enemy won’t intercept them. Not all will hit the target precisely but the biosphere will be heavily contaminated. Billions of people will die.

In defiance of Nature’s laws, I materialise in the debris field. I choose the best site so that I can manipulate all the rocks. The Great Enemy mustn’t establish a Primary Agent in our universe. I’ve no choice but to sterilise the system, no matter the cost in time, energy and dereliction of duty elsewhere. I begin my detailed survey of the region. Moments later, I find anomalies: a planet and some artificial probes. The planet’s mainly metallic and shouldn’t exist so close to a gas giant. The probes are coming toward me. They’re caught in my gravity. They’re moving too fast to be probes. They’re missiles, in fact. I scan the planet. It’s artificial, like me. It has a malevolent spirit inside. It’s one of my hated brothers. He’s sure to attack me, so I have to neutralise him before my mission can proceed. I’m moving toward him when his missiles splatter across my skin. They tickle and burn slightly. This is how an organic feels, when plagued by smaller organic pests.

Infinite curses, it’s one of my brothers! He mustn’t interfere. He’s unbearably disgusting and knows nothing except treachery and sabotage. I must vanquish him quickly.

DUNABNOT, YOU AWARD-WINNING AMALGAMATION OF UTTER GARBAGE! Get off my patch! I claimed this diabolical mission before you!

HOFLANT, YOU INCONVENIENT STAIN! Prepare to be dissolved and expunged!

So we clash. First, I hit him in the mind with my mighty brainwaves. He appears to be mentally injured, reeling under my assault. I know that he could easily be bluffing.

The dope comes on fast, thinking I’m concussed. My brilliant bluff seems fruitful as I bathe his flank in disintegrator rays. The skin on his east side melts and vaporises. He strikes back by teleporting large asteroids into my disintegrator weapons. My west side is rocked by massive nuclear explosions because of the sudden matter insertion. He’s approaching at fifty thousand kilometres per second. He hasn’t planned this but the speed will dismember both of us. I try to retreat by teleporting away. He jams me.

Dunabnot must die, even if it requires a suicide attack. His presumption goes too far. This is my mission and he’s refusing to respect me.

I respect Hoflant’s plain ego but nothing else. His challenge and my unyielding response will show that I take no nonsense from such pretenders. I teleport pieces of his broken skin and flesh into his brain, causing catastrophic explosions at his core. It doesn’t stop his charge but it makes his reactions very slow and mechanistic. His body’s now being controlled by automatic back-up systems.

KILL! KILL! KILL!

I’m hit by millions of his weapons. Most of my skin’s pulverised and shredded. My manoeuvring’s far too slow. My senses are impaired. Moments later, we collide. I imagine that there’s a blinding light as he hits me. We tear each other into tiny pieces as the blast bursts forth like a miniature sun. My core’s breached and we’re both gone, hurled back to the dark dimension from whence we came. Our bodies fly apart in trillions of haphazard shards. The mission’s failed.

Your fault, Dunabnot.

Your fault, Hoflant.

No, your fault.

Your fault.

So they bicker, as is their wont. They’re so immersed in loathing that they fail to see their success. They did enough to destroy civilisation and most life on the fifth world. Their wreckage and the scattered asteroids will also devastate most other planets in the system over the next few million years. Good work, you two!



30. Loving Earth Greets Metal Sun
(A town in the superpower nation of Xendelan, five thousand kilometres south west of Neosiak City)

Ruliss crouched between a bush and a pollard that was used to grow firewood. She was extremely anxious as the sun rose inexorably over the village. She couldn’t leave until her boyfriend Bivineu was ready. Despite his fine words the night before, he’d overslept and now he was running late. In his back bedroom, he was frantically throwing necessary items into his haversack. He’d nearly finished when he knocked over the pet zhandrik’s climbing frame. He lunged but failed to catch it. The metal, cage-like structure clattered to the floor. Now, Bivineu knew that he was in serious jeopardy. It was nearly time for his parents’ alarm to activate. His mother and father would be sleeping lightly. The sound of the frame had probably woken them. He put the frame back on its side cupboard and then picked out some underwear. Throwing those last clothes into the haversack, he left everything and opened the window. He didn’t bother to put all the unwanted bric-a-brac away or shut the cupboards and drawers. It looked as if his room had been burgled. That didn’t matter now. He and Ruliss had to escape and dodge the draft. He put his pack on his back, climbed out of the window, hung by his arms from the windowsill and dropped to the yard pavement below. The impact was a shock this early in the morning, especially since he was panicking. He ran over to Ruliss and then the couple headed for the back gate. They left the backyard, banging the gate behind them.

‘War with Phlentchian Robots: Draftees Need Heavy Weapons Training’ said the newspaper headline. Colux read it at the front door and swore under his breath. He had a terrible sinking feeling. His boy Bivineu was due to be called up very shortly. On the door mat below, there were some leaflets. Colux picked them up and was about to recycle the lot when he remembered that the draft letter might be among them. Under the adverts for cave diving holidays, crochet classes and spankological therapy, there was a small, official envelope. Trembling, Colux opened it and there was a letter that potentially threatened his son’s life. His hand dropped and his eyes closed as his heart felt like it was doing a somersault. He didn’t want his precious child to fight giant robots in a far-off land. What chance did Bivineu have, even with a truck full of complicated missiles? It seemed like the worst kind of folly. The awful truth was that they had no choice. The government had decreed it a global emergency. The robots were, perhaps, the greatest threat in history. Not only could they kill people effortlessly but they could absorb their very souls and hold them captive indefinitely. Colux took the letter to Bivineu’s room and knocked on the door. There was no answer. It sounded like the window was wide open. Colux opened the door and had his second fright of the morning. Bivineu had gone without leaving a note or any other explanation. Many things were untidy. Was it kidnapping or...draft dodging?! If the latter, Colux understood but dreaded the public shame that would follow.

In another house down the road, Uncle Ztivrus couldn’t sleep. The common worry about war added to all his other worries. They conspired to bring him to full alertness. He shrugged, rose, performed some ablutions and dressed in basic attire. His wife Ucioan slept on. He padded softly downstairs, took the newspaper and went to the kitchen diner. He was about to make himself a drink when he saw two youngsters running down the alley. They looked very familiar. Why were they up and about so early? He decided to go and have another look, so he unlocked the back door, opened it and jogged to the back gate. In the alley, he saw two haversacks on the youngsters’ backs. One of those haversacks was a gift that Ucioan had given to Bivineu last year. It’d been customised with badges, so it was unique. Conclusion: Bivineu and his darling Ruliss were...eloping? Taking a sneaky holiday? Draft dodging?! Ztivrus didn’t want his nephew doing that! He had to stop them, so he ran after them.

“Bivineu, come back!” yelled Ztivrus, his voice cracking. “What are you doing?!” The youngsters glanced behind them, saw Ztivrus and then ran slightly faster. They couldn’t be caught or else they’d face severe penalties, either from the family or the state. Ztivrus was fast for an older man: Bivineu had to run faster. Ruliss tried to keep pace but then she tripped over some uneven concrete and tumbled to the floor, grazing her hands and arms. Bivineu couldn’t leave her behind, so he attempted to lift her upright. With her pack, she was heavier than usual and thus harder to lift. As Bivineu struggled, Ztivrus caught up and seized them both. Bivineu pushed him. He stepped back but kept hold of the pair. Bivineu grabbed Ztivrus’ hand, wanting to prise it off him. Ztivrus was desperate not to lose them, so he pushed them down onto the floor.

“Uncle, please let us go!” squealed Ruliss. “We don’t want Bivineu to die!”

“Well then, don’t betray your country!” panted Ztivrus, a little out of breath. “There’s a very serious crisis and our young men must go into action. Why don’t you get it? If the robots have their way, they’ll kill us or enslave us! Biv, do you want Ruliss pulped on the street? That’s what they could do!”

“They’re lying to us, Uncle!” countered Bivineu. “The media are making people believe that the robots are bad but I’ve read other stories that say different.”

“Bah, those are the real lies!” insisted Ztivrus. “I’ll let you up but you should go home and wait like everyone else. Ruliss, you can’t go along with this...wishful thinking. You’ll be disgraced. People won’t forgive you.”

“What’s all the shouting?” asked a neighbour, jogging toward the three. “It’s antisocial. Who’s the troublemaker? Is it you, Bivineu? Why are you here, Ruliss?”

“They’re training for the army!” lied Ztivrus with a nervous laugh. “They were trying to escape but I tracked them down and caught them. They’ll have to be quicker next time!”

“Really?” queried the neighbour, gazing at them sternly as they got up. “It sounded like something more drastic than a training exercise. Who’s betraying the country, Ztivrus?”

“No one, Drikonuth,” replied Ztivrus. “Bivineu is raring to go and Ruliss is considering joining the auxiliaries. She doesn’t mind hard graft.” Ruliss’ eyes opened wider and she looked at Ztivrus apprehensively. She saw that she might have to serve, to stay safe from an angry, patriotic community. She hadn’t planned on it but she wanted to save her own skin!

“You know, I think I’ll report this,” said Drikonuth. “Normally I wouldn’t but the situation is critical. I heard that our men are shipping out tomorrow. Bivineu, go home and you’ll find a draft letter, most likely.”

“I’m begging you, Drikonuth,” said Ztivrus. “Don’t report these two! You’ll only give them a hard time in the ranks.”

“I already explained,” said Drikonuth. “A big attack might come soon and we need total discipline, not kids slipping away to God-knows-where at dawn.” Ztivrus put his head in his hands. He didn’t want this to escalate. Two entire families could be stigmatised. He prayed fervently that things wouldn’t go sour. That’s when things went weird instead. There was a rapid shift in the atmosphere, in the feel of the morning. The sunshine seemed brighter. The air seemed lighter. Everyone’s mood lifted very quickly, causing them to stop and look at each other in puzzled delight. What was doing this?!

“Did you drug me?!” asked Drikonuth with his last gramme of doubt. Ztivrus grinned and shook his head. This was the best feeling he’d ever had, outside the bedroom. There had to be a reason: it was so intense! He turned his head and saw a glowing woman rising straight through the alley surface. It was impossible but she made it possible. She was some kind of angel ascending. She’d come for them.

“Judgment Day!” exclaimed Bivineu, holding Ruliss around the waist and leading her to the ‘angel’. “This is all we could hope for; we’re saved, Ruliss! Everything’s going to be brilliant!” They embraced and kissed before their glowing saviour, who gazed at them benevolently and smiled.

“I’m so sorry to bother you, Miss, but what’s happening here?” enquired Ztivrus.

“Good news, Ztivrus,” said the woman, somehow knowing his name. “You’re all being promoted to a higher league. Follow me to the improvement zone.” No one questioned her any further. Her aura was too profound and comforting. They felt like they were floating on clouds as they walked through the streets to a field on the edge of town. After they were all absorbed into giant robots, Ruliss discovered that her robot transformed into a jet aircraft. She zoomed upwards and saw the whole scene below. Thousands of people were entering the field, where robots waited to bond with them. The glowing woman was the irresistible lure. According to Ruliss’ new internal database, that woman was called Wiqual and she was a region spirit. She wasn’t normally seen but circumstances had forced her to emerge. In fact, all her people were coming out of hiding. Ruliss looked into the distance and saw other crowds assembling around other glowing people, with groups of robots waiting to unite with them. Travelling quickly across the landscape, Ruliss soon realised that many towns were going through the same process. The database indicated that the whole nation would soon be converted to a mechanoid population. High in the sky, Ruliss laughed loudly and attempted a few aerobatic tricks. Only a short while earlier, she and Bivineu had been running away to meet the robots in Neosiak City. Now, the robots had come to her country in their millions, saving everyone the trip. The outcome couldn’t have been better. The superpower of Xendelan was falling, as would all other nations in due course. That didn’t matter because it was destiny. Everyone would be fully linked to engines of salvation and all would be well. As for future plans, Ruliss looked forward to meeting this mysterious leader of the movement, the man ‘Stohv’. His database entry painted him as an extremely interesting man. In the mean time, Ruliss would rejoin Bivineu and the others. They could explore their new robot abilities together.



31. Down on the [Redundant] Farm
(A rural area of eastern Xendelan)

It was the gentlest possible end for the livestock. The family watched as eight hundred and nineteen animals lay down, slept and passed away. Levondal, the local region spirit, took care of that. She was euthanizing millions of domesticated creatures that lived in her area, plus a few who’d strayed in from other areas. They weren’t needed anymore. The people had all been mechanised and would subsist on pure energy and minerals henceforth. A small number of animals could live wild and so they were set free. The rest wouldn’t survive without care, so their purpose was ended. A handful of animals in each region were, apparently, intelligent enough to join the Transformer ranks. They were converted but then they required a great deal of education. None of the animals on this farm fell into that category. It was gut-wrenching to see the family pets deprived of life, albeit painlessly. Everyone was affected. They mourned their old friends and lives. A door had slammed shut and wouldn’t reopen until they reached the hereafter. The farm was desolate and haunted, invisibly gloomed by disappointed essences cut short. Despite their new power, the family felt oppressed by the atmosphere. Swiftly, they changed into excavators, dug mass graves and buried every animal. Afterwards, they cleaned themselves up and went to clear out the farmhouse. They used their smaller forms, which were cleaner and could enter the house as usual.

“Hell, this is all a massive drag!” said Wendra as she quickly scanned her more significant documents. “Talk about a down side. I feel like I’m slaughtering my old self. Levondal did it once but I’m doing it again, in a more agonising way.”

“Same here, Wend,” said her father Beain, piling up obsolete print-outs on the chairs. “It would sicken me, if I still had a stomach. Don’t worry about it, though. We have a new purpose now. We’re in service to great leader Stohv. We’re going to have some big adventures soon, guaranteed. Chin up!”

“How can I keep my chin up when I’m losing my favourite toys forever?!” said Wendra, scanning three-dimensional images of her toys.

“My mother burnt my toys when I left home,” responded Beain. “I coped and so can you. We can’t hold onto things in the long run anyway. They always deteriorate. Your scans will last a lot longer and you can print copies later.”

“You won’t though,” added Grandpa Zuvi. “Cuddly wootsies are pointless to super robots like us.” He carried some bulky furniture outside and began breaking it up. The cheap wooden cupboards had no value and would soon be heaped on a bonfire.

“Dad, I don’t feel well,” said Wendra’s little brother Ektir as he entered the room. “It’s lump, it’s in my head.”

“We explained it to you earlier,” said Beain. “We all have copies of Stohv’s personality in our heads. They keep us strong and focused. You’ll get used to it soon. In the mean time, keep busy. You could help by dismantling the fences. They’re not needed anymore. Wind up the wire and pile the stakes for burning.” Ektir seemed distracted but did his father’s bidding. He went outside and used his larger body to rip up fences.

“Tszftidrkiketnk!” exclaimed Beain’s wife Envola, as only static-spouting mechanoids could. “I can’t get over how utterly weird this is! It’s beyond my wildest dreams!” She got up, turned around and tore her armchair in half with her bare hands. She’d already part-broken it with her weight. She was considerably heavier and stronger now.

“Steady, love!” said Beain, rising to prevent any violent outbursts.

“Should this be happening?!” asked Envola, her eyes shining very brightly and her metal muscles twitching. “I mean, we just let them kill the whole herd! Now, we’re tossing away so many valuables. We’ve been hijacked, Beain! We’re puppets and I have all these profound emotions thundering through me. I’ve never been this angry before. It scares me. Why couldn’t we have kept our old lives? I loved farming. I could still love it. Do we have to demolish the place? What’s wrong with the old ways? I don’t want to...” Beain put his finger on the place where her lips used to be.

“You don’t want to be locked in a metal prison body,” he said, continuing her sentence. “You want the freedom of the flesh. You want a shorter sentence, locked in a meat and bone body. I heard you earlier, when we interfaced. We all did, in fact.”

“Yeah, I know the arguments about this,” said Envola, turning and walking around the room restlessly. “What is freedom? What is duty? Should we interfere with other worlds? Is interference the same as helping? An expanded consciousness reveals a greater environment with new priorities. God, I sense people out there, far away beyond the stars. That’s one of the worst things. I shouldn’t have to deal with their problems. I have enough here. It’s not right! I’m not ready! If I’m not, the kids aren’t either. We have to protect the kids, Beain!”

“No you don’t!” said Wendra, getting up and destroying her armchair as her mother had done to her own. “Ektir and I have grown up fast. We’re all equally strong and clever now. We still love you but there’s no need for you to coddle us anymore. We don’t need these comfy chairs. We don’t need toys, night lights or lullabies. We’ve matured almost instantly. We’ll be fine from now on.” She threw down her chair and gave Envola a short hug. It felt like an extravagance, a hangover from their organic life. They soon pulled apart.

“I’m fine too,” said Zuvi. “I might have a head full of odd sensations but it’s fantastic being so tough and fast. It’s better than being young again!” He leapt with joy and put his head and shoulders through the ceiling. As he landed back on the floor, he brought down a shower of wood and plaster but he didn’t care. He found his new life to be excellent: certainly better than dying in a few years, as he’d expected before mechanisation.

“OK, I can handle this transition period, just about,” said Envola. “I don’t object to Stohv’s huge power or Levondal’s bottomless well of compassion. I can learn to live with alien thoughts in my head. Mainly, I’m having trouble with the evil entities out there. They’re working hard to destabilise everything.”

“What are you talking about?” queried Zuvi.

“Don’t you feel them?” asked Envola. “They’re enormous and they’re coming closer. They’re far away but they’re fast and they send out agents. The nearest one is there, in the east.” She pointed: everyone turned their heads to look through the east window but they saw nothing.

“I can’t do much about things I can’t see or feel,” said Beain, standing up and throwing his remaining documents into a box. “These papers are all useless now. I’m glad I didn’t keep too many when I was organic. I’m going to clear the bedrooms next. All clothes and bedding must go.” He stomped upstairs.

“I’ll empty the attic!” said Zuvi. “There’s some metal we can use up there, if it isn’t too rusty.” He went upstairs, opened the hatch and pulled himself into the attic. He started rummaging and then threw things down through the hatch. There were many thumps and bangs. Meanwhile, Beain opened windows and hurled hundreds of fabric items into the yard.

“All our clothes!” said Wendra sadly. “All that time spent shopping and choosing, for what?”

“There are bigger problems now,” said Envola. “We’ll be glad that we don’t have to use clothes again. One of those evil things is heading this way. It’ll be here in a few hours, I estimate. I hope that Stohv and the others can stop it.”

“How do you know these things?” asked Wendra. “We’re all basically the same with our new bodies, so why don’t I sense them too? Are you sure about this ‘threat’ or do you have a malfunction?”

“If you want to call your own mother a liar, go ahead!” said Envola with a shrug. “The truth will arrive soon enough.”

“I’m going to check on Ektir,” said Wendra. “He probably needs help with the fences. We have at least twenty kilometres of them to unravel.”

“I’ll go with you,” said Envola. “We may need to bring him in before the big nasty gets here.” They went outside to the front drive, entered their larger forms and drove across the fields. Ektir had already removed a few kilometres of fence. The wire was coiled in rough bales here and there while the posts were piled haphazardly on the grass. He was very easy to track. They found him five kilometres away, on the other side of a low ridge. He’d stopped work on the fences and now he was throwing fence posts into the distance. He seemed to be aiming at something.

“Taking a break?” asked Envola, transforming next to him. “I don’t blame you. It’s dull work. Still, we have to finish so the animals are free to roam in future.”

“Ektir, are you alright?” asked Wendra. “Talk to us. Mum says that there’s a bad creature coming our way. We should try to avoid it.”

“Targeting enemy,” said Ektir. “Multiple hits but no damage caused. Enemy is immune. Low probability of victory. Under attack. Defences diminishing. Two minutes to collapse. Abandon me. Hope is gone.” He kept picking up fence posts and propelling them into a distant copse. Half a minute later, he’d used them all. After that, he stood still and gazed into the distance.

“I’ll see what’s wrong with him,” said Wendra, using her fingers to interface with Ektir’s head. “I love this mind linking. It’s so...” She stopped talking and stayed still as a new influence connected with her. Envola watched her, bemused at first and then concerned. Wendra had frozen in place. Envola poked her with a finger but there was no reaction. Ektir was also unresponsive. How could she unfreeze her children? Envola considered taking them back to the house. It’d be an effort because they weighed more than ten tonnes each. Perhaps if she interfaced with them, she could ‘reboot’ them? She wasn’t sure because Wendra had just fallen victim to some malign influence. There were no instructions available concerning this situation. Envola reasoned that, given their strong bonds, she could make Wendra and Ektir ‘snap out of it’. She prepared herself and linked with Wendra. She was expecting a pleasant, bonding experience like before but instead she found herself floating in darkness. Amid the virtual reality, there was a deep voice grumbling.

“So you’re farmers,” said the voice, sounding irritated. “I loathe farmers. You’re the enablers of civilisations. That makes you priority targets.”

“Who are you?” asked Envola.

“I’m Stohv’s brother,” replied the voice. “If you prefer, I could be his sister instead. We’re from an extremely large family and our genders are totally fluid.”

“How can you be brothers when you feel so different?” queried Envola. “It’s like you’re opposites.”

“It’s a game we play,” said the voice. “At the start, we pick sides and adjust ourselves accordingly. We could switch places any time and the scenario would be identical.”

“The ‘brothers’ thing is hard to accept, especially when you’re making me feel weak and unwell,” said Envola. “Please let us go. We have no quarrel with you.”

“No quarrel? That’s hard for me to accept, little mother,” said the voice. “You pledged yourself to Stohv absolutely. Why would you do that? Why do people join a movement if there’s no cause, nothing to push against? It’s simple logic. Is Stohv churning out faulty brains now?”

“I didn’t pledge!” objected Envola. “We were overrun, doped by magic and reborn in metal. There was no choice.”

“Well, why did those region spirits agree to come out and snare you all?” demanded the voice. “That’s not normal. When have they ever done that before?”

“Stohv must’ve persuaded them,” replied Envola. “It’s his power. It seems limitless.”

“The region spirits wouldn’t interfere in the natural order,” said the voice. “Why would they alter the course of your progress? You’d expect them to resist Stohv, at least a little. Have you seen resistance?”

“No, I guess not,” said Envola. “They’ve done his bidding without a word of complaint or a single misstep, as far as I know.”

“You have to conclude that there were no objections,” said the voice. “In other words, you ALL went along with Stohv’s plan. You WANTED to join him, even those who seemed most unprepared and unwilling. You were already his servants. You were merely sleeping and now you’re waking. I’m assisting in this new awareness, so how about a thank you?”

“Umm, this seems strange but thanks, I suppose,” said Envola. “Sometimes people don’t understand their motivations. Your conclusion seems logical. Maybe we do want to be his workforce. My family already has a strong work ethic.”

“So now you understand why you have to die, like your precious livestock,” said the voice. “I won’t be gentle but the outcome will be the same. If I fail, one of my other brothers will finish the job. You can count on it.”

“Wait a minute, you said this was a game,” said Envola. “You don’t have to play. You can do something else. There are more peaceful games out there, surely.”

“I detest your ignorance of cosmic matters but, at the same time, I forgive you,” said the voice. “You’re a tiny pawn. Perhaps you could tell the other pawns about us before you’re all crushed? That’d be useful.”

“Understand this, at least,” said another voice. “When people play games, they COMMIT to the fun. No one likes a spoilsport!”

“Damn!” thought Envola before she lost consciousness.



32. Carousel Whirlwind
(A rural area of Xendelan, the inner north-eastern suburbs of Neosiak City and then far beyond)

Queylou sat at the front of the mech-airliner and watched the scenery race past. He reflected on the stupendous things that’d happened to him recently. He’d heard about the new mechanoid threat and then tried to fight it. Of course it’d been superior, defeating his force without firing a shot. After his initial failure, he’d gathered intelligence and made contact. His next strike had been pre-empted when Ageleid rolled into town. No one had been able to resist her. She was a divine attractor, worthy of myth and legend. She’d flicked a brain switch, making people accept mechanisation with open arms. Queylou and everyone he knew had become robots in a matter of hours. Post conversion, it was increasingly difficult to defy Stohv. Some had wanted to flee but none could go more than a few hundred metres before returning to base.

As a warrior, Queylou was entranced by these new robot bodies. Their power and versatility were overwhelming. Organic life was superseded: there was no going back. However, the people soon found that they knew very little about their new biotechnology. The greatest minds in the occupied world began a programme of research and discovery. Like any intelligent creatures, Transformers had to know themselves in order to move forward. Stohv allowed it. Queylou fully supported it too. In fact, he’d just helped transport some Plentchian experts to Xendelan for a conference. He hoped that they’d be able to make some collaborative discoveries soon. He was keen to learn the composition of Transformer flesh so that all its capabilities were revealed. In the mean time, everyone could explore themselves. For example, several Transformers had combined to make this mech-airliner. It wasn’t properly streamlined but it was still fairly fast and it had unexplained anti-gravity propulsion. It flew silently, so it was part-way to being a stealth ‘plane. At present, the interference plague was jamming radar so every aircraft was partly stealthy. Queylou was amazed that this combined mech-airliner held together for many hours at high speed and altitude. It was another expression of Transformer strength and he was grateful.

“I see five people driving down there,” said Smilbu, scanning below using her superlative robotic vision. “No wait, two of them are towing the other three. That’s unusual. I haven’t seen any Transformers break down yet. Shall we investigate?”

“I vote yes,” said Tengokal. “We need all the data we can get.” The others on board agreed.

“Sky Lynx, take us down,” said Queylou. “Those five may need rescue.” The mech-airliner Sky Lynx started his steady descent. He didn’t want to drop down too quickly in case there was an ambush. Some Transformers were still angry and unpredictable. Also, there was the possibility of alien attack. The existence of shadow men proved that aliens were interested in the Transformers. Smilbu continued to watch the five Transformers on the ground. She was joined by the others on board: Vivi, Juthaik, Edlex, Tengokal and Sygim. Most people had telescopic vision these days. Queylou felt it necessary to monitor the environment for potential threats...and other features. It was a struggle to ignore the female Transformers present. They’d been given amazing, tight, sexy bodies, although they’d never be sexual beings again. The combination of feminine features and super-tough hardware was alluring enough to be a dangerous distraction for Queylou. He was supposed to be an asexual person but he’d had a high libido before and couldn’t forget it easily. All he could do was turn away and try to calm down, usually by thinking about the quantities of material needed for building Tower Thirty Two in Neosiak City. In future, he might have to persuade the females (reluctantly) to get modified so that they didn’t scramble his brain anymore. A few minutes later, Sky Lynx landed in a field. He didn’t separate and transform because there was no need. Queylou and the others walked out and stood in the adjacent road, where they intercepted the five Transformers in whom they were interested. The two in front - who were towing - transformed and greeted Queylou’s group warily.

“Queylou, I recognise you,” said one of the two. “You’re in my database. What do you want?”

“Beain, I know who you are as well,” said Queylou. “You were added to my database only a few hours ago. Don’t worry, we’re not military anymore. Our army was snuffed out peacefully. We’re only here to offer aid and perhaps a ride. We noticed that your three friends aren’t functioning properly. That worries us, frankly.”

“Tell me about it!” said Beain. “I found my wife and children paralysed on the far boundary of my farm. They were all interfaced with each other. We didn’t dare join the link. We separated them, converted them to vehicle mode and then decided that we needed help. We’re towing them to Apjen City for repairs.”

“What’s wrong with them?” asked Arrafor. “Did you see how it happened?”

“I wish we had,” replied Zuvi sadly. “They’re non-responsive and we don’t know why. New tech is fine until it malfunctions. That’s extremely troubling when my daughter, grandson and granddaughter are involved. A lift in your big air freighter would be most welcome.”

“Wait, there’s a risk,” said Beain, putting his hand on Zuvi’s arm for a moment. “We suspect that Envola, Ektir and Wendra are under alien influence. We can’t prove it yet but we both felt it. If we put them inside...”

“Sky Lynx,” said Sky Lynx from the field. “Thanks for considering our welfare.”

“Er, yes, Sky Lynx could be infected with this alien force,” said Beain. “That’d kill us all in a crash.”

“Oh God, not another weird problem,” said Juthaik. “First it was holograms, then robots, then spirits and now invisible alien forces! How much more is going to happen?!” He turned away for a moment in exasperation.

“If you’re worried about alien infections, what about Apjen City?” queried Vivi. “If you take these three there, they could infect thousands more people. It’s better if they get help here, where no one lives.”

“We didn’t think of that!” said Beain, looking at his father-in-law Zuvi. “At least Queylou’s group prevented it. We must try not to panic in future.”

“Easier said than done, these days,” said Zuvi, gazing pensively at Envola. “The things going on are so intense.”

“And that trend continues!” said Ektir, transforming and standing up. “Wait for this, boys and girls!”

“Ektir, what’s going on?!” asked Beain urgently. “Why are your eyes black?”

“You’d do well to remember me,” said Ektir, possessed. “They call me the Inverter. My speciality is changing people in fundamental ways. I flip minds so that they do things in an opposite way. You’ll see!” Everyone could feel a dark force seeping into their souls. Queylou’s group backed away from Beain’s group. Sky Lynx separated into twenty five individual Transformers, who scattered across the field in a vain attempt to escape.

“You’re touched, you’re tainted!” yelled Ektir as the enslaved Wendra and Envola transformed and rose beside him. “Now, this world will succumb!” Far away in Neosiak City, Stohv was assaulted by the Inverter on a psychic level. He was bludgeoned, mentally and spiritually. He lost some of his usual control, including his blockade on electromagnetic waves. Suddenly, the airwaves burst back into life. The interference plague ended. Telephones, radios, televisions, computers and all related technologies were operable once more. Most importantly, a network linking all Transformer brains was activated. The Inverter exploited it instantly, rushing his malign commands around the globe.

“Stohv, you’re hooked!” said the Inverter over the network. “I’m inside you now. You’ll never be free of me again. I’m going to invert you totally and bring you over to my cause!” In dire jeopardy, Stohv summoned all his strength and drew upon the power of the region spirits worldwide. Bolstered to his maximum level, Stohv dealt the Inverter a crippling blow and scattered his spirit across hundreds of distant galaxies. Even as he did so, he sensed other dark entities closing in. They’d attack in a matter of hours and he wasn’t strong enough to repel them all. Defeat was imminent. In his borrowed lounge, he collapsed on the floor. Kohnphid ran to his side and checked his condition. He was still conscious but drained and dizzy.

“Stohv, what can I do?!” asked Kohnphid, deeply worried. “Is it one of those assaults you mentioned?”

“Yes my love, that was an assault,” confirmed Stohv. “Never fear, though. I have a plan for this turn of events. It’ll all be fine!”

“That’s good!” said Kohnphid with a smile. “Tell me my part in this plan.”

“Just kiss me for luck!” replied Stohv. “I’ll handle the rest.” Immediately, she bent down and touched her lips to his. As she did so, Stohv took her soul and put it with his own. She slumped lifeless to the floor next to him. Stohv continued with his plan, summoning all the world’s souls and region spirits to him. Land, sea and sky became a carousel whirlwind of joyful, dancing, spinning quintessence, drawing inward to the Prime Mover. As Stohv became an ultra-powerful, divine juggernaut, the world around him died. He absorbed every scrap of animation from plants, animals, microbes and other genera, even deep in the crust and high in the atmosphere. Simultaneously, the region spirits formed themselves into a dense array of crystals, held within a strong metal sphere that Stohv imported from his workshop. Millions were crammed in, tightly packed. The sphere radiated waves of pure, psychic power that buffeted the house in which it sat. As walls cracked, ceilings crumbled and floorboards splintered, Stohv entered the sphere and took control. He directed the energies into a perpetual, super-circular flow. He left his flesh body to rot and became master of the world’s life force. As he settled into his ‘forever home’, he opened a gateway and escaped to another galaxy, travelling there through thousands of realities to prevent pursuit. He rematerialised on a metallic planet in the so-called ‘Milky Way’ galaxy. Once his people had reshaped it according to his requirements, this would be his magnificent new base ‘Cybertron’. He reached out and gave life to some metal nearby. It formed itself into microbes and began to evolve rapidly. For some reason, memories of a vbotriq and a zengerloj flashed through his mind.

Back on his old, dead world. The dark entities found nothing of value beyond decay and minerals. Forests fell apart. Animals bleached in the sun. Aquatic creatures carpeted the ocean floor with their corpses. Flying creatures would never take wing again. The first generation of Transformers lay still, silently mocking those who would’ve stolen them. The would-be conquerors withdrew to their territories, disappointed and resentful. They took their shadow men spies with them.

Stohv was the first of his kind, at least in this part of the multiverse. He felt that he needed a new name to mark his new status. It had to be simple. He settled on one at last. He became ‘Primus’ and commenced his great works. Dahuva looked down and was most pleased.



Inspirations
Cliveden House (now a hotel and spa), near the towns of Maidenhead and Windsor, England, UK. Thousands of famous, wealthy and important people have visited over the years, including the current Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle. It has extensive gardens and woods, plus a few secluded riverside holiday cottages for rent.
Old covered markets in the UK, e.g. Watford, Llanelli. Also open air markets, e.g. Harrow, Aberystwyth, Borth. Some of these markets have shrunk or closed down since I last visited. They were out-competed, often by online traders.
UK harbours, e.g. Llandudno, Holyhead, Rochester.
The Shard skyscraper, London Bridge Station, London, UK. It has a viewing area near the top. Also, other similar towers worldwide.
AC/DC – Who Made Who?
Elkie Brooks – The Very Best of
The Darkness – Permission to Land
Eagles – The Best of
Iron Maiden – Edward the Great [Greatest Hits]
Nirvana – Nirvana (compilation album, black cover)
Rolling Stones – Let it Bleed
Rolling Stones – Sticky Fingers
Simon & Garfunkel – Greatest Hits
South Park – Chef Aid
Gwen Stefani – Love Angel Music Baby
A recent immigrant who is soon to have her own museum! I dreamed about her in June 2019. We met in a record shop, appropriately. We tried to talk but she was surrounded by fans within ten seconds and I had to retreat. The dream ended.


Notes
Strangely, I found this news story today (15 July 2019). The ‘gimp suit man’ looks a lot like one of the shadow men from this story.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... -suit.html

Dahuva looks nothing like this , unless he wants to [ ;) ]:
https://www.numatic.co.uk/product-view. ... 6&r=4&sr=1

The fear induction of the shadow men is based on a strange experience I had in 1994. I was outside a church / cemetery in Llanfair P.G., Anglesey, Wales, when I was hit by a sudden feeling of intense panic. I walked very quickly to the main road, two hundred metres away, and the panic ended. I was shaken up and went home. I believe that I was literally spooked by an invisible entity from the cemetery.

The influence of dark god 'The Inverter' persisted for a very long time. It helped Primus to switch roles and become a destroyer of lives in my stories 'Inversion', 'Krunk' and 'Retarded'.



Characters
Top goodie – Dahuva......... and wife Tywan (a mortal woman)
Top baddie - (unnamed, speaks at the end of chapter 29)
Future Primus - Stohv........ and wife Rafoyla; daughters Quemdeg, Tuinkudee, Kootle; sons Tuinkudom, Splant. Also has at least two older sisters (unnamed). In the main continuity, Stohv doesn’t marry or have organic children. In the alternative life, he does.
Dark gods - Dunabnot, Hoflant, The Inverter, several others (unnamed)
Region spirits – Uthaim (m), Spenbela (f), Najemthit (m), Knuvitlev (m), Zueptal (m), Tajirifie (f), Ageleid (f), Levondal (f), Wiqual (f)
Agents - Pravit (m), Ejinot (f), Clofell (m), Nybia (f), Tolmik (m), Kaphelmex (f), Fylpoat (f), Kuon (m)
Pilgrims – Kneyo (m), Ftanji (m), Sbeaz (m); Zewanib (f); Dlonesh (m), Smendrig (m), Ybonvey (f), Uvilaut (f), Buhal (m)
Bandits – Gyhuly (m, leader), Zmekolevv (m), Kohnphid (f), Thiglak (f); Riztanzi (f), Duronkest (f), Olpur (f), Viboniu (f); Cohndipid (f)
NC citizens – Zeegla (m), Mioklur (f, older), Vuirenz (m, has 2 or more houses), Seglior (m, older), Nuvia (f, older)
NC Town Hall – Mayor Gultbriek (m), Deputy Mayor Chonspikta (f), P.A. Sihn-theeya (f), Guard Whiaterp (m, eldest), Guard Deegnytys (m, middle), Guard Jiunoya (m, youngest)
Family 1 – Aquorey (father), H’klierens (mother), Phynehr (eldest, daughter), Dhobrait (middle child, son, new silver Transformer), Theenoplyn (youngest, daughter)
Family 2 – Kolvazian (mother, psychic), Anflom (father), Xegeniti (son, 5)
Family 3 - Mother and father (unnamed), Tralpior (daughter), Pejecks (fiancé), Smeitakis (m, cousin), Hobliv (nephew), Lefuprei (f, friend)
Family 4 - Colux (father), Ztivrus (uncle), Ucioan (aunt), Bivineu (son), Ruliss (girlfriend of Bivineu), Drikonuth (neighbour)
Family 5 - Beain (father), Envola (mother), Zuvi (grandfather, father of Envola), Wendra (daughter), Ektir (son)
Army – Colonel Queylou (m), Captain Tengokal (m), Captain Juthaik (m), Guard Edlex (m), Guard Sygim (f), Driver Lembune (m)
Queylou’s women – Arrafor (wife), Smilbu (former girlfriend), Vivi (former mistress)
Holograms – Smilbu (Queylou’s girlfriend appearing as a younger woman / Quozbai (Queylou’s uncle appearing as a younger man), Aeryod (Ejinot’s former boyfriend)
Transformers – Lekasris (formerly f, 9, now gold), Dhobrait (formerly m, 13, now silver), Thubni(glo) (formerly m, 72, now light blue), Camchass (formerly f, 49, now dark blue), Zydzwup (formerly m, 57, now red), Brakton (formerly f, 26, now orange with yellow flames), Bleybrus (formerly m, 32, now green), Tralpior (formerly f, 22, red, orange and yellow), Pejecks (formerly m, 24, dark blue), [Tracks – merger of Tralpior and Pejecks, dark blue with red, orange and yellow flames], Rulbuir (formerly f, 49, now mauve with silver stripes), Dhuobteela (formerly f, 34, now red and blue), Huardod (formerly m, 52, now dark green), Sky Lynx (25 Transformers combined), Ratchet (created purely by Stohv in his alternative life)


Locations
Neosiak City is on the south coast of Phlentch nation, which has a temperate climate.
Other places in Phlentch include Ploknar City, Sletal Town, Vywpent Town, Schampli City, Ott Rejyos City, Hrankley City, Brundiq City, Dunquaz City, Afeniak City, Plomba Town, Trinkul City, Chettlov City, Aundrend Town and Mouftiva City.
Phlentch is on the west side of the Braufion continent.
East of Phlentch are other places on Braufion, such as Haganovew City in the Simboline nation, Zaras Mina nation, Zaras Maja nation, Notendomp nation and Dyorompid nation.
Two thousand kilometres east of Braufion, on its own continent, is the regional superpower Urnod Clerf.
Five thousand kilometres south west of Phlentch is the largest superpower Xendelan, on its own continent. One place in Xendelan is Apjen City.

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All this thinking and writing has been fun but it's made me far too sedentary. I've gained weight again and had to buy new trousers. Now, I'm trying to cut down on snacks and do a bit more exercise. [Sigh.] Authors be warned!

I'll take a break from writing for a while. There are real-world issues going on. My job's changing, I need to slim, there are appointments to keep, procedures to learn, papers to sort, heavy things to move, emotions to navigate, snowflakes to manage and, above all, I need new ideas! :MAD: :( 8-| :-s |:| :-( #-o :BANG_HEAD: :-( >:oP Update: ideas are appearing. I need time to knit them together. The snowflakes are backing off, thankfully.
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Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #348 - Uno
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