I, Burn, Commander of Rejected Reality, Founder & First Member of the 100% Strafe Club & 150% Strafe Club, Creator of Tournaments, Current Reigning Decepticon War Machine (because Psychout's yet to run another one), CEO of Project B.A.R.T., HMW's leading kitbasher (prove me wrong people, prove me wrong!), former owner of the #1 'Con in the game before I sacrificed over 100 million in xp to help out my lower level compatriots, etc etc do hereby declare open war against the Autobot Team known as the Autobot Death Alliance and it's Commander Kickyourassacons.
The challenge is simple.
We beat each other up.
A lot.

Do you accept?
Cue the other Autobots who want to take a shot at me instead.