PS3 Can Cure Cancer!
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 8:06 am
Normally I don't watch FOX News, or any other bullshit...I mean news channel, but when I flicked on the tube this morning that was the last thing the drones were watching. So anyways, the story that was on at the time caught my eye. It was about if PS3 owners register their consoles with Stanford, they can use the PS3 processing power to perform complex calculations while you play Resistance, or Motorstorm, or whatever. Blahbada blah blah...the PS3 could cure cancer! Like a person could fly if they flapped their arms fast enough. Now if that doesn't make you run out and buy a PS3 nothing will. Hey, you don't want to be the prick that didn't cure cancer b/c he's too cheap to buy a $600 game machine that has almost 0 good exclusive games. So when your getting T-bagged b/c your game is lagging from the super calculator in the background, remember you're curing cancer. And that guy will hopefully get testicular cancer. It's great to see the corporations working together.
Man, I should really stop watching Pen and Teller.
Man, I should really stop watching Pen and Teller.