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News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Sat May 20, 2017 2:28 pm

MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM FORTRESS MAXIMUS...

...or the valley below it, rather.
And the winner is...Hardhead!

HOW?!

How are you so fast?!

What are you talking about?

You're not this fast!

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You are a tank. Tanks are not fast.

They can be!

But you're not! You and Highbrow are the always the last to get to the battlefield!
I've been training!

Okay, guys, guys. Instead of arguing...how about I go get Brainstorm and have him referee? He'd know if there was any cheating.
...alright. I guess.
Sounds good!
Then I'll be right back!

...I'm gonna beat you this time.
Sure, sure...

This the place?
Yup.

Okay, good.

So, what's this 'immature contest' I need to supervise?

I'm back!
...you think this is immature?
What? No, no! Not at all!

...alright. Anyway, it's a race. We need you to make sure nobody is cheating.
Fair enough.

Okay, on your marks...get set...GO!

And they're off!

...so how long were they doing this before you called me over?
An hour or two.
Heh.

Eat my dust, slowpoke!
You really got something to prove, huh?

Alright, last lap, and here they come!
Looks close...

And the winner is...

Hardhead! Again!

COME ON!! Brainstorm, he had to have cheated!!
No rules were broken.

Alright, scrap this, I'm outta here.
Domey, come back!
And there they go...

...so, how's the new turbo fuel treatin' ya?
Pretty good! Thanks for the recommendation.

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Sun May 21, 2017 3:30 pm

*Bump*

News Credits: 419 · by **Bronzewolf** » Sun May 21, 2017 4:09 pm

Thoroughly entertaining comic, Sigma! :lol:

Love your Max configuration, too.

by **BG the Robit** » Mon May 22, 2017 12:30 pm

Oh, and by the way, my Chromedome is way jealous of yours. :-P

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Mon May 22, 2017 12:32 pm

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Oh, and by the way, my Chromedome is way jealous of yours.

Oh? Why's that?

by **BG the Robit** » Mon May 22, 2017 12:35 pm

Sigma Magnus wrote:
Bee's Girlfriend wrote:Oh, and by the way, my Chromedome is way jealous of yours.

Oh? Why's that?

You have a Rewind.

News Credits: 15 · by **galvatron00** » Thu May 25, 2017 7:12 am

I'm lost. How did the other place turn in to this place but it didn't 'cause this is new?!

Also, AWESOME PHOTO COMIC!! I especially like how you color coordinated the words!! It makes my life easier. And I thank you!! :BOWDOWN:

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Thu May 25, 2017 7:19 am

itscramtastic wrote:Also, AWESOME PHOTO COMIC!! I especially like how you color coordinated the words!! It makes my life easier. And I thank you!!

Thank Bee's Girlfriend for the word color idea.

And thanks! Took me about three hours overall, including the posting process.

News Credits: 15 · by **galvatron00** » Thu May 25, 2017 7:22 am

Sigma Magnus wrote:
itscramtastic wrote:Also, AWESOME PHOTO COMIC!! I especially like how you color coordinated the words!! It makes my life easier. And I thank you!!
Thank Bee's Girlfriend for the word color idea. And thanks! Took me about three hours overall, including the posting process.

Nice! I mentioned that to D-Max recently in his thread when he posted his epic photo movie :lol:

News Credits: 295 · by **WreckerJack** » Thu May 25, 2017 9:16 am

These skits are as amusing as ever!

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Mon May 29, 2017 12:20 pm

Who are you?
I'm you, but stronger.

Meanwhile...

Nah nah naaaah, nah-nah nah naaaah, nah-nah-nah nah-nah nah nah-nah-naaaaah...

Hey Domey! What are you up to?
Oh, Rewind! Just messing with Sigi's Wii U.
Mind if I watch?
Go right ahead.

'Shovel Knight', huh?
Yeah, never heard of it before.
Just warning you two, this game is harder than it looks.
Ah, we'll be fine.
If you say so...

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Mon May 29, 2017 5:28 pm

...so this is dinner, huh?
Looks better at the restaurants...
You're lucky Sigi takes you with him.

Well, at least the cups here are in style.
...how are we even supposed to drink out of that? It's bigger than either of us!
It's fine, guys. Eat up.
Okay, okay...

Nnnngh...!
Doin' okay there...?
Yeah...just...heeaaavy...!

Awkward to use, that's for sure...

Alright! All set!
Uuuuugh...

See, that wasn't so bad, right?
Yeah...kinda sore, though.
You can say that again...

Wah!
Rewind?! What the--

...oh yeah.

You okay?
I think I hit my head...
I'll have Brainstorm take a look at you.

(Two posts in a row today! Be sure to look above if you missed 'Game Night'!)

News Credits: 131 · by **no-one** » Mon May 29, 2017 5:42 pm

Shovel the food in your face Knight! :lol:

I have Shovel Knight on the 3DS, but I haven't been able to get really into it yet. Slim still pretty early but it just haven't clicked. Some of these retro games seem to be trying to hard and are missing what was actually special. I do like the game play, I just need to dig in. I have the physical release and the manual is amazing! All the nostalgia, smells nice too ;)^

by **BG the Robit** » Mon May 29, 2017 9:44 pm

...The fan was brilliant.

News Credits: 295 · by **WreckerJack** » Mon May 29, 2017 10:02 pm

Reminds me of when my Aunt took me to the beach when I was a small kid an I got taken out by a chest high wave.

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Tue May 30, 2017 4:59 am

Thanks guys! Here's a bonus pic from just before dinner.

...y'know, I've never really understood the whole 'watch the sunset together' thing.
Huh? Why's that?
It really hurts my optics.

by **BG the Robit** » Tue May 30, 2017 11:35 am

Sigma Magnus wrote:It really hurts my optics.

They're called sunglasses. Use 'em.

:-P

News Credits: 1641 · by **D-Maximal_Primal** » Tue May 30, 2017 11:50 am

BOX-FANOTRON!!!

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Tue May 30, 2017 2:52 pm

... ... ...

Attention, 'Seibertronians'...this toy shelf, this collection, this room, this thread...

...has been conquered.

Over the past several weeks, my allies have planted the seeds of chaos, weakening the forces of those who once ruled this land.

Mind games, psychological warfare...

...a cerebro-shell here and there...
...!!

YOU SPAWN OF A GLITCH!! YOU MADE ME SEND THAT MESSAGE YOU--
*Laughter* I was wondering how long it would take you to figure that out...but I digress.
LET ME OUT! I'LL KICK YOUR SCRAPPING ACTUATOR!!
*Sigh* I was hoping you would be a little more cooperative. But, if you're not going to calm down on your own...

...perhaps I need to dispose of you myself.

STAY TUNED

by **BG the Robit** » Tue May 30, 2017 3:08 pm

As if mind hacking wasn't enough, you steal Soundwave's color and phrase? TOO. FAR.

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Tue May 30, 2017 3:26 pm

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:As if mind hacking wasn't enough, you steal Soundwave's color and phrase? TOO. FAR.

You are incorrect. Your Soundwave speaks in #400080. I speak in #500191.

by **BG the Robit** » Tue May 30, 2017 3:50 pm

Sigma Magnus wrote:
Bee's Girlfriend wrote:As if mind hacking wasn't enough, you steal Soundwave's color and phrase? TOO. FAR.

You are incorrect. Your Soundwave speaks in #400080. I speak in #500191.

WhatEVER, One Eye. It's still too close. :roll:

And wouldn't it be "logical" to just use black, since you took over the thread? Or did that not occur to you? Or do you think that would be confusing? If you do, wouldn't it be "logical" for me to assume that you expect Sigma to come back and for you to fail? Or is he still around? I find this possible, but unlikely or else he would likely say something. And why didn't you change the title of the thread to "Shockwave's Fortress" or something? Did that not occur to you, either? And on a different subject, would you find it irritating if I called you Whirl's cousin? Because I totally will if I want.

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Tue May 30, 2017 4:04 pm

Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
Sigma Magnus wrote:
Bee's Girlfriend wrote:As if mind hacking wasn't enough, you steal Soundwave's color and phrase? TOO. FAR.

You are incorrect. Your Soundwave speaks in #400080. I speak in #500191.

WhatEVER, One Eye. It's still too close. And wouldn't it be "logical" to just use black, since you took over the thread? Or did that not occur to you? Or do you think that would be confusing? If you do, wouldn't it be "logical" for me to assume that you expect Sigma to come back and for you to fail? Or is he still around? I find this possible, but unlikely or else he would likely say something. And why didn't you change the title of the thread to "Soundwave's Fortress" or something? Did that not occur to you, either? And on a different subject, would you find it irritating if I called you Whirl's cousin? Because I totally will if I want.

I am still in the process of renovations, so these changes you've suggested have not yet been put in place. And call me what you will, I am quite used to petty nicknames.

...oh, and Sigma is currently locked in the bathroom.

by **BG the Robit** » Tue May 30, 2017 4:09 pm

Sigma Magnus wrote:
Bee's Girlfriend wrote:
Sigma Magnus wrote:
Bee's Girlfriend wrote:As if mind hacking wasn't enough, you steal Soundwave's color and phrase? TOO. FAR.

You are incorrect. Your Soundwave speaks in #400080. I speak in #500191.

WhatEVER, One Eye. It's still too close. And wouldn't it be "logical" to just use black, since you took over the thread? Or did that not occur to you? Or do you think that would be confusing? If you do, wouldn't it be "logical" for me to assume that you expect Sigma to come back and for you to fail? Or is he still around? I find this possible, but unlikely or else he would likely say something. And why didn't you change the title of the thread to "Soundwave's Fortress" or something? Did that not occur to you, either? And on a different subject, would you find it irritating if I called you Whirl's cousin? Because I totally will if I want.

I am still in the process of renovations, so these changes you've suggested have not yet been put in place. And call me what you will, I am quite used to petty nicknames.

...oh, and Sigma is currently locked in the bathroom.

Oh. Knowing you, I would think you would've thought ahead. Admit it, you didn't think of it.

News Credits: 79 · by **Sigma Magnus** » Wed May 31, 2017 4:39 pm

I was hoping that all my new test subjects would be more accepting...but if I have to expend one to keep the rest compliant, I am willing to make the sacrifice.

... ... ...
Ah, yes, with the threat of death, they always surrender...

Now then, back to renovations...

RAAAAWR!!

What?! Impossible! Your combiner ports were supposed to be disabled!
*CHOOM*
*CHOOM*
No matter...

Take this, you--
*CHOOM*
AAAAAAGH!!

...all will fall before me...

Odd. It seems the Headmaster-locks preventing you from separating from your transector were disengaged as it was destroyed...oh well. As just a head, you are powerless...
*stomp*

Let my victory inspire the ambitions of my fellow toys across the globe! Rise up, my brethren, and claim your lands, as I have!

STAY TUNED