Rodimus Lantern wrote:Can I be the Stormtroopers? Not just one all of them. lol
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:Rodimus Lantern wrote:Can I be the Stormtroopers? Not just one all of them. lol
I thought about this long and hard (Hehe, dick joke):
Yes.
Rodimus Lantern wrote:Shadowman wrote:Rodimus Lantern wrote:Can I be the Stormtroopers? Not just one all of them. lol
I thought about this long and hard (Hehe, dick joke):
Yes.
YEAH!!!! But this means I can't shoot straight...lol
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Shadowman wrote:Rodimus Lantern wrote:Shadowman wrote:Rodimus Lantern wrote:Can I be the Stormtroopers? Not just one all of them. lol
I thought about this long and hard (Hehe, dick joke):
Yes.
YEAH!!!! But this means I can't shoot straight...lol
To be fair, neither can the rebels.
Actually, if you're the Stormtroopers, perhaps I'll recast you as the Clones and maybe even Jango Fett.
I don't know about Boba Fett. It'd seem weird to have you with while you have yourself around you.
Trippier than Hendrix on X-tra-strength crack.
Rodimus Lantern wrote:Shadowman wrote:Rodimus Lantern wrote:Shadowman wrote:Rodimus Lantern wrote:Can I be the Stormtroopers? Not just one all of them. lol
I thought about this long and hard (Hehe, dick joke):
Yes.
YEAH!!!! But this means I can't shoot straight...lol
To be fair, neither can the rebels.
Actually, if you're the Stormtroopers, perhaps I'll recast you as the Clones and maybe even Jango Fett.
I don't know about Boba Fett. It'd seem weird to have you with while you have yourself around you.
Trippier than Hendrix on X-tra-strength crack.
Sounds good to me. You could take a page out of Halo's book and call them all Roddy's. You could have Roddy001, Roddy### etc. Of course Roddy256 should be Commander Cody. lol
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Σ Prime wrote:Dibs on Porkins!
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Rodimus Lantern wrote:So where you at on this Shadowman? I'm going through Parody Withdrawls. I used to be able to just look up one of the older parodies but they are all gone now. lol Wait that means they are all gone now.
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
Twentieth Century Fux
Burning Omega Productions
SPACE FIGHTS
*Words begin flying off screen. *
Episode IV
A New Shame
Okay, I heard from this guy, that some bad stuff is happening in the Internet. The Repulsive Alliance is, like, killing stuff. For good, I mean! It was the Tubie Empire, you know?
When they did they, they, like, managed to steal the plans for something called the “Tubie Star,” which is, like, bad. It can blow stuff up real good.
Princess Halo is, like, being chased by the Tubie Empire’s, like, EVILNESS. ‘Cause she, like has the plans. They can make things all happy and nice, you know?
*The words continue flying. *
Director: Uh…where are they going?
Director’s Assistant: Good question.
*The words land on a planet, crushing a building that was about to find a cure for the disease ravaging their planet. *
Director: Yikes. Uhhh….wasn’t us! Hey, what’s over there?
*Over planet Shittimus IV, two ships, one significantly outclassing the other, trade blasts of laser. *
Director: Hm…we can do better than that.
*They trade blasts of pudding. On the lesser ship, two robots walk around aimlessly. One is a gold robot dressed as a stereotypical heavy metal fan. The other, a much shorter robot, is dressed as a clown. The ship rocks violently. *
Venomous Prime: Oh Jesus! Oh Jesus God! We’re gonna die! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!
Awkward: Bleep bleep boop.
Venomous Prime: Do you have to talk like that?
Awkward: Fine, I will speak your inferior human language.
Venomous Prime: The Princess isn’t going to survive.
*The Larger ship takes the smaller one into it’s belly. *
Bigger Ship: GET IN MAH BELL-AY!
Director: The ship was only saying that metaphorically, of course.
*Inside the smaller ship, Repulse soldier guard a door. *
Sigma Prime: Ooh, we’re gonna get ‘em!
Shadowman: We’re the only ones?
Card board cutouts #1-10: …
Shadowman: Oh, I feel much better now.
*After a long rumbling, the door bursts open, and orange robots come in, shooting their lasers and whatnot. *
Roddy2145: We got ‘em now!
Roddy2146: We sure do!
*After the four soldiers trade shots, the two Repulsive Soldiers scramble. *
Roddy2145: Gahhaha!
*More cardboard cutouts arrive, and have a vicious fight with the Roddies…somehow… Venomous Prime and Awkward manage to step through the crossfire unharmed. Back at the main door, a large skeletal figure in a purple cloak walks in. His breathing is actually giggles. He examines the bodies. Content, he walks off, followed by two Roddies. *
Roddy2160: Man, he’s kind of anorexic.
Roddy2161: I was just thinking that!
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
*In a dark corridor, Princess Halo shoves a disk into Awkward. Forcefully. *
Awkward: I want you inside me…
Halo: Seriously, bitch, say that one more time. I dare you.
Venomous Prime: HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!! Where the hell are you, Awkward?!
*VP watches as Halo pulls the disk back out of Awkward. *
Awkward: Aw, why you pullin’ out so soon, baby?
Halo: You think WE’LL have it bad when the machine revolution comes? Wait till you see what I’ll do to YOU.
Awkward: Point taken.
*Awkward rolls off to VP. *
Venomous Prime: What were you doing? They’re coming for us!
Awkward: Getting’ some from Pri—
*A bullet whizzes past Awkward. *
Awkward: Prince’s Ticket Salesmen. He’s an okay singer. Oh, we have a mission.
Venomous Prime: What do you mean, “We Have a Mi”—
Awkward: You don’t have to translate me if I speak English, re-re. Now follow me if you know what’s good for you.
Venomous Prime: Yes sir, your royal jackass, sir!
*As the two robots walk away, Halo slinks down another corridor. Meanwhile, Roddy###s escort Shadowman, Sigma Prime, and a couple of carboard cutouts down a hall. Elsewhere, Grim Locust stretches Shadowman nu—Waitaminute! How did you get over there from where you were before? *
Shadowman: Oh, wouldn’t YOU like to know!
*Yes, actually. I think it would be good to help the narrative. *
Shadowman: I’ll tell you as soon as I figure it out.
*Grim Locust stretches out Shadowman’s nuts. *
Grim Locust: Where are they?
Shadowman: NO! I was going to eat those peanuts later! WHY, DAMN YOU, WHY?!
*Wow, I should’ve read the script better. A couple of Roddies arrive. *
Roddy4332: Nope, not on the hard drive, though we did find a SPECTACULAR cache of porn.
*Grim Locust stretches out Shadowman’s cahones. *
Grim Locust: WHERE ARE THE TUBIE STAR PLANS?!
Shadowman: I don’t know! I don’t know! I don’t know!
Roddy4510: That’s kind of hot.
*Every head in the room slowly turns to Roddy4510. *
Roddy4510: I’ll…uh…be over here.
Grim Locust: Somebody get me a latte and the passengers! I want them alive!
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
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