cotss2012 wrote:SlyTF1 wrote:So, aliens have similar body functions to humans? Your point?
Robots shouldn't cry, piss, spit, or fart.
They also shouldn't have testicles, hump Megan Fox's leg, or try to have sex with Shia. That was just... wtf.
Bumblebee's "Crying" Was a totallycontrolled function, just a show of sadness, not REAL Tears, Bumblebee's peeing was Radiator Fluid, I believe. The spitting (done all too often by starscream) Was often a show of dis-respect, and I'm guessing it was the same when Leadfoot spit after tearing apart that protoform. When optimus spit, it was because he had a chunk of metal wedged in his mouth. Jetfire's "Fart" Was the parrachute mechanism going off, not gas, and as for Devistator's testicles, well, A show of comedy, really, but can be explained as "That's just were they go when I transform". Alice was trying to Saduce sam in order to get him in a co-operaative enough state to kill him off, nothing actually sexual there, though that kiss just goes to show how far decepticons will go to get what they want.
As for wheelie's leg humping.............
There really isn't a way to explain it, but in DOTM, Brains is pretty perverted too. I'm guessing they're both pretty deep into earth behaviour by then, and seeing as how wheelie's first up close and personal experience on earth was with mikaila's dog, maybe he studied it in his databanks long enough to know that (To a dog) When you like someone enough, you fornicate with their leg? Thats the best Iv'e got for wheelie.
Hope all that helps you shed some light on the why's and how's.