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Psychout wrote:

Overwatch wrote:

Burn wrote:Be one of the cool kids

I don't bow to peer pressure. Unless alcohol is involved (not really pressure then though is it? ). Is there alcohol involved?

There is always alcohol involved here...

Good to hear, I like this place. May have changed my tune after Friday though Post exam celebrations means drinking for 12hrs+

Overwatch wrote:

Psychout wrote:

Overwatch wrote:

Burn wrote:Be one of the cool kids

I don't bow to peer pressure. Unless alcohol is involved (not really pressure then though is it? ). Is there alcohol involved?

There is always alcohol involved here...

Good to hear, I like this place. May have changed my tune after Friday though Post exam celebrations means drinking for 12hrs+

lightweight 48hours plus at least

Phaze wrote:lightweight 48hours plus at least

One of my goals in life now is to drink with you someday. Assuming you don't die from alcohol poisoning beforehand.

Phaze is French, they're fed wine out of a bottle from infancy. Fact.

Psychout wrote:Phaze is French, they're fed wine out of a bottle from infancy. Fact.

I find it hard to believe that Phaze is French.

_Anshin_ wrote:

Psychout wrote:Phaze is French, they're fed wine out of a bottle from infancy. Fact.

I find it hard to believe that Phaze is French.

He's from the Isle of Wight which is south of Sheffield.


This handy map will demonstrate:

Psychout wrote:

_Anshin_ wrote:

Psychout wrote:Phaze is French, they're fed wine out of a bottle from infancy. Fact.

I find it hard to believe that Phaze is French.

He's the Isle of Wight which is south of Sheffield.


This handy map will demonstrate:

Wow, and I thought my geography was bad.

Phaze will explain all through the medium of profanity when he eventually reads my posts, as will any other Brit here who is classed as a 'Sountherner'.

I'm not rising to your bait knee capper

overwatch wrote::shock:
One of my goals in life now is to drink with you someday. Assuming you don't die from alcohol poisoning beforehand.

lol its not summit i do every week lack of funds so i'll be fine

Psychout wrote:Phaze will explain all through the medium of profanity when he eventually reads my posts, as will any other Brit here who is classed as a 'Sountherner'.

Why would profanity be required to explain the deficiencies of those from the north when they're clearly evident?

_Anshin_ wrote:

Psychout wrote:

_Anshin_ wrote:

Psychout wrote:Phaze is French, they're fed wine out of a bottle from infancy. Fact.

I find it hard to believe that Phaze is French.

He's the Isle of Wight which is south of Sheffield.


This handy map will demonstrate:

Wow, and I thought my geography was bad.

I think it has something to do with either french moving into the south, or their heritage being from france, from all the invasions. If that was the case though, I'm sure france could claim northern france as england if they wanted.

Overwatch- Watchmen? Watchers?

Name_Violation wrote:Overwatch- Watchmen? Watchers?

How about 'The Guys with Binoculars' or 'Pervs in the bushes', well i'm following the theme.

Hell, his name and troops sound like they would be part of elite guard or data couriers that Soundwave or one of the Spy classes would use.

The creepers
the creeps
Under paid mooks
Earl and the zits
bob, bob, bob, bob, and tony

Psychout wrote:Phaze is French, they're fed wine out of a bottle from infancy. Fact.

Clearly these are French baby bottles

Name_Violation wrote:Watchmen?

Yeah, something along the lines of watchmen, don't really want to rip off/have a similar name to a comic franchise though.

Bristleback wrote:How about 'The Guys with Binoculars' or 'Pervs in the bushes', well i'm following the theme.

I don't really want what I do IRL being associated with my HMW team

Name_Violation wrote:The creepers

Some of my friends IRL are actually referred to as 'the creepers' of their college

I say he's gonna fit in well

Going by Pyskes logic he lives in the arctic well judging by their weather most of the time i'm surprised they know what the sun looks like.

Phaze wrote:I say he's gonna fit in well

Going by Pyskes logic he lives in the arctic well judging by their weather most of the time i'm surprised they know what the sun looks like.

Psychout's logic also suggests one of my grandfathers was French. Which means, as southerners (or the descendant of one in my case), we have a genetical disposition to wave white flags. Geez, I hope I don't meet a German, I'd probably hand over all my possessions...

I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?

4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much...

Psychout wrote:I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?

4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much...

What exactly would the running of said franchise entail?
Do I get any benefits? Shares in Warporn Industries perhaps? A position on the board of directors?

Overwatch wrote:

Psychout wrote:I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?

4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much...

What exactly would the running of said franchise entail?
Do I get any benefits? Shares in Warporn Industries perhaps? A position on the board of directors?

Looks like you have the right attitude to join Warporn Industries too... Get your team up to level 1 and join some level 1-11 missions; so my team can set you straight like it does Warporn Industries.

alldarker wrote:Get your team up to level 1 and join some level 1-11 missions

I'll get onto that, just hoarding a bit of xp atm, so I can get one or two upgrades. Read something _Anshin_ wrote about it being a good idea to do this.

Besides, don't want the rest of the Con's to beat the autobot saviour without me. Or do I have the wrong autobot? Funny thing about autobot saviours is when everyone is one, no one is

Overwatch wrote:

Psychout wrote:I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?

4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much...

What exactly would the running of said franchise entail?
Do I get any benefits? Shares in Warporn Industries perhaps? A position on the board of directors?

Meh, those are just minor details and it doesn't involve much whilst you are still alive.

Ignore the part written in the weird ink (it's no one you know) about ownership of your spark when you are dead (I know, those cemantics are so boring, right?) and just focus on the 347th page after the weird 'allegedly-occult' symbols (they're not important either) on line 94a it "says you will have no responsibilities, all the energon you can eat and, at the end of the war, eternal 'life' is granted as a reward to all signatories of the WarPorn Industries franchise agreement, including never having to worry about refuelling again and a immediate cessation of the irritating ageing problem."
Is that a deal-maker or what?
All you need to qualify is a willingness to kill autobots and enjoy doing it. There may be a short *ahem* medical from Mal Practice to undergo, but Fear can conduct your 'induction' straight away... (please bring a sponge)
Legal notice: Side effects of 'living forever' may include the loss of higher thought functions and freewill, a few bits of rust over the millennia as you slowly decompose, possible speech impediment, mostly involving the inablility to pronounce most vowells and an eternal and unquenchable hunger for brains.

I wouldn't worry too much about being on the board of Directors though, the Master isn't a conference-calling type of entity.

The pay and stock options are good though, war profiteering is definitely a growth industry...

Yeah i saw the last Mech mal did a Procedure on Az has never been the same since. Wearing frock's lippy and high heels not a pleasant sight

He still better than Jihaxus, at least AZ isn't on a insane crusade to kill him.