by noctorro » Tue Feb 20, 2018 3:31 pm
Ooooooh Jeeeezuuuussss.... (imagine Bill Burr saying this)
America F*$% Yeah!!!
Music to my eyes. This is just amazing news people! They finally pull the plug on this warmed up cadavre. Finally. Man, the first one was okay because it was new and the special effects were great. But it had a disease from day one, toilet/sex humor, flat Transformers characters, lame simple plot and little Transformers screentime. And that grew a lot!
They remade the movie 4 times already, who is wanting a conclusion to any of this? It's the same movie every single time! Past-Artifact-Currentday Battle-Win-Optimus Speech.
With every movie less likable Autobots, less anything Decepticons, no consistancy, Crap humans and way to much screentime for it.
As some reviewer on youtube said, Transformers movies are mostly for kids and stupid people. And I think it's true. I like quite a lot about some of the movies, parts and bits. And potential. But I also read fellow forum members that make up stories of their own like how Galvatron became Megatron again and then they think the movie is cooler for what it is. Your fantasy does not make the movie better, they don't explain a damn thing in the movie. If you imagine your bicycle has gone to Mars and maried a green goat and then broke up with her to return to your back yard, doesn't mean it happened.
The movies are bad and they've gotten worse. TF5 was the worst of the 5 in my opion.
Ripping off bad movies is not "good" people.
The Decepticons, the main bad guys, had nothing! They had a 1 minute introduction, get killed. Megatron is just along for some human ride and gets killed.
And the bloody Megan Fox lookalike, Dumping the underaged yet-to-be-tits and ass for about an hour. Bad Transformers designs (they look like big spacemen, not Transformers).
I'm so glad it's over. Let anyone, anyone make a Transformers movie but Paramount & Mr. Bay.
Let David Ayer and the morons who made Suicide Squad make a Transformers movie.
Let Zack Snyder make a Transformers movie, atleast we'll be getting cool visuals and no sex/toilet humor.
Oh my gods, Joh Cena in a Transformers movie?
Anyway, I enjoyed Kubo, so I do have some hopes for Bumblebee. I hope that director has some respect for the material he's working with.
Clearly Mr. Bay has zero care and respect for Transformers.
Hire the dead and buried High Moon Studios people to write a Transformers movie.
Oh wait, that would be way to cool.
Anyway, only sad thing is that I have to not die untill 2022 to see a new Transformers movie.
Just sell the rights to Marvel. Since your favorite Transformers characters were written by Marvel people anyway.