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Postby Stormwolf » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:48 pm

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What about the RID trainbots then? :lol:

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

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Postby Saber Prime » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:05 pm

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then? :lol:

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

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They're designed after real life bullet trains so what you're really saying is that the trains look like... not the transformers
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Postby Dr. Caelus » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:17 pm

Mr O wrote:Technobot Scattershot, oldies like me will remember mis-transforming this one.


But was that a mistranformation? I thought that was an actual 'attack-mode' or something.
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Postby Sloptank » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:21 pm

Caelus wrote:
Mr O wrote:Technobot Scattershot, oldies like me will remember mis-transforming this one.


But was that a mistranformation? I thought that was an actual 'attack-mode' or something.


They didn't call him Scattershot fer nothin'.
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Postby Sarri » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:56 pm

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then? :lol:

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes:

*picture-snip*

Hmm, are they of a useful size? :-? A real train wouldn't be.
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Postby Screambug » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:06 pm

What about names like Discharge? :|
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Postby Wheeljack35 » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:17 pm

Its not on a toy but Bumblebee peeing :P
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Postby General Magnus » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:23 pm

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Postby Damolisher » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:23 pm

I reckon Scattorshot, Thrust, Thrustor, Discharge, Erector, WildRider, Pounce and Hot Rod should form their own club or something. lol.
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Postby Malicron » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:35 pm

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TM2 Megatron.
That tail can cause alot of truble in beast mode...
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Postby one wing angel » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:39 pm

skippytron wrote:G1 Jetfire has an aptly placed cockpit.
haha cockpit
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Postby Neko » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:10 pm

Damolisher wrote:I reckon Scattorshot, Thrust, Thrustor, Discharge, Erector, WildRider, Pounce and Hot Rod should form their own club or something. lol.


XD!!!!!!!

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Postby Saber Prime » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:24 pm

That was Ironhide not Bumblebee and that was only after the dog peed on him first.

Allso RID Megatron/Galvatron have a odd piece in the crotch that can stand up. It appears to be of no actuall use in any mode other than looking like a certain male apendage.
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Postby bobpiecheese » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:05 am

I don't know why I'm posting here...guess I'm just bored. Anyways:

-Energon Scorponok. When going from scorpion to robot, the official TF gets you to pull out the legs first. This results in the tail looking like a GIANT ERECT WANG.

-Cyb. Ransack. Has a suspicious pointy bit between his legs. It may just be his waist piece, but adjust it the right way...emotional scarring city.

-Cyb. Soundwave. That connector that attaches to his waist should NEVER be left up. Seriously.

-Energon Sureshock. Or is it Grindor? Whichever one is the quad bike. Biggest codpiece ever. Goes past his knees for smeg's sake!

That is all. That I know of...that hasn't been mentioned before.
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Postby Saber Prime » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:53 am

bobpiecheese wrote:-Energon Sureshock. Or is it Grindor? Whichever one is the quad bike. Biggest codpiece ever. Goes past his knees for smeg's sake!
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Postby Creature SH » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:42 am

Stormwolf wrote:What about the RID trainbots then? :lol:

Just look at their rather phallic looking alt-modes(...)


I do seem to recall that the webcomic "Sabrina Online" actually had an installment tackling the topic of trainbot abuse...
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Postby Malicron » Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:45 am

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Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks". :P
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Postby Duke of Luns » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:12 am

Whiner-tron wrote:Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks". :P


Welcome to seiberpr0n.com...

:P Just kidding, that popped into my head yesterday and I was hoping for an opening to use it.
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Postby City Commander » Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:23 am

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Duke of Luns wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:Some one should change the name of this thread to "preverted transformer tricks". :P


Welcome to seiberpr0n.com...

:P Just kidding, that popped into my head yesterday and I was hoping for an opening to use it.



hehehehe :lol:


I'm so very glad you did!
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Postby RailRider » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:56 pm

I found that my movie Brawl looks like he's doing something...that could make him blind.....

All I'll say is that his left arm falls down on to his crotch area and the talons and the position of the hand...

_Arrrh! The mental images! They burn!_
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Postby Screambug » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:23 pm

And what do we do about all the Transformers with glaringly colorful codpieces, like Optimus Prime? :P
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Postby Evil Phil » Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:30 pm

How about the new BWR Megatron where his cyber key slot is in a very ass-like area.
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Postby sto_vo_kor_2000 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:28 am

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I dont know if saying this might get me banded or anything but.......I used to have a girlfriend that was quite fond of Omega Supream's rocket mode :grin:
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Postby Malicron » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:30 am

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Postby sto_vo_kor_2000 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 10:06 am

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Whiner-tron wrote:Yes, that's likly to get you banned.


Then I'd better not go into details.
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