The Energon Pub

Is Batman the greatest superhero?

Why did Tim Burton stop directing and let Joel Schumacker run the franchise into the ground?

Was Filmation Batman any good.

Why are the Batman action figures more expensive than the Superman ones?

Does the world need a Batman?

Does the world need me?

You're hell-bent on getting banned, aren't you?

BC, I know it's you.

He doesn't have that much free time.

Show a little respect. I could do a lot better than this if I wanted to get myself banned.

Seibertron would fall.

duragrip, I swear to the great God SlyTF1 that if you don't learn to edit your posts when someone hasn't replied, I'm going to slap a warning on you.

And Madues Prime, 'cause I know you're really him.

Rodimus Prime wrote:You're hell-bent on getting banned, aren't you?

BC, I know it's you.

He is all of us.

But it doesn't matter, for beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

Burn wrote:duragrip, I swear to the great God SlyTF1 that if you don't learn to edit your posts when someone hasn't replied, I'm going to slap a warning on you.

And Madues Prime, 'cause I know you're really him.

Oh c'mon, he's clearly the Shattered Glass me or the Mirror, Mirror universe me.

So...if his world reflects mine, but it's opposite...he's clearly a mentally disturbed individual, whereas I'm a very clever individual. He spends his days ruining others, I try to make other people's days brighter. He's apparently poor, my family is very well-off. He is obsessed with a bygone era, I'm willing to embrace the new, assuming dues are paid to the old. He's old, likely unattractive, and clearly hasn't gotten any since ever, whereas I'm young, pretty good looking, and- Holy **** Batman! If this stays true then I'm going to get lucky!

Wow, maybe he is my alternate, demented, universe counterpart...

I need to get my Batman gear together:

1. Gauntlets
2. Utility Belt
4. Batphone
5. Batcomputer

Am I missing anything?

duragrip wrote:Am I missing anything?

6. Crime-solving intelligence (or any kind of intelligence).

7. Martial arts expertise.

8. Lotsa money.

9. Ironclad physique.

10. Loyal butler.

11. Murdered parents to make you traumatized and psychotic enough to dress up as a giant crime-fighting bat in the first place.

...yeah, pretty much it.

I'd say I'm pretty good at chess. I'm stealthy and quiet.

I prefer Jack Nicholson's Joker.

I like Batman as a loner, no Robin.

I think Wonderwoman is a good match for Batman.

duragrip wrote:I think Wonderwoman is a good match for Batman.

Yeah, you clearly are an expert on relationships, He-Man and She-Ra are clearly meant to be together, despite sharing genes.

Madeus Prime wrote:

duragrip wrote:I think Wonderwoman is a good match for Batman.

Yeah, you clearly are an expert on relationships, He-Man and She-Ra are clearly meant to be together, despite sharing genes.

Didn't stop the Lannisters....

Bruce Wayne has a lot of money but doesn't get the woman.

Is Batgirl a red-head or is it a wig, like in 60's show? Even though it was a wig in 60's show, she was still dish.

I forgot to edit above post. I'm sorry.

duragrip wrote:I'd say I'm pretty good at chess. I'm stealthy and quiet.

I prefer Jack Nicholson's Joker.

I like Batman as a loner, no Robin.

I think Wonderwoman is a good match for Batman.

I'm great at Final Fantasy Tactics (haven't lost a crew yet).

No one can compare to Cesar Romero.

I like Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns (he had lots of buddies aside from Robin in the end)

Mike Deodato's Wonderwoman can tie me up anytime.

duragrip wrote:Is Batgirl a red-head or is it a wig, like in 60's show? Even though it was a wig in 60's show, she was still dish.

I forgot to edit above post. I'm sorry.

A dish? I hope she isn't like China doll(made of porcelain) in Oz the Great and Powerful! Putting her back together won't be easy

Why doesn't Mark Hamill want to do Joker anymore?

I think Harley Quinn would make good match for Batman. He needs free-spirit to loosen him up.

duragrip wrote:Why doesn't Mark Hamill want to do Joker anymore?

I think Harley Quinn would make good match for Batman. He needs free-spirit to loosen him up.

Professional fee too high?

I think Robin being girl makes more sense. She has red hair which makes her dish.

duragrip wrote:Why doesn't Mark Hamill want to do Joker anymore?

Maybe because his most famous role is about to get a reprisal and he's going to be in the public eye again?

duragrip wrote:I think Harley Quinn would make good match for Batman. He needs free-spirit to loosen him up.

Two words: Rabbit Boiler.

Is Bruce Timm Batman and Frank Miller Batman basically the same? I think both were played by Kevin Conroy.

duragrip wrote:I think Harley Quinn would make good match for Batman. He needs free-spirit to loosen him up.

If by "loosening him up" you mean dislocating every joint in his body, sure.

Amanda Lawler ordered the hit on Terry's parents. Why didn't Terry kill her for that?