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Let's see how many people are even alive on this site.

Two days, 300+ views and not a response.

What is your favorite transformer.

PW is so startled he flips back in his chair

Gah, a response! okay. Gotta make this good. First time doing this solo.

Cyber Bishop: your mother.

Wait I meant Wreck-Gar! Wreck-Gar!

Heh

Why can't I think of a question?

BackBlast
Eh, you're just out of practice. I don't blame you.

As someone who is now a form of teacher (vocational rehabilitation) "how do I reach these kids? "

Bashbeck
You show them patience, and kindness, and you HAMMER IT INTO THEIR HEADS WITH AN ACTUAL HAMMER!

Why do I come back here, am I stupid?

Undead Alloy
We're all stupid. What, you think you're different, that you're better than the other 4 people who still come here? Well I'll have you know that I'm ten times as stupid as you-wait...

Who was the worst mod and why was it me?

Unalive Ingot
I..... honestly can't say. I never really had any problems with any of the mods. the only one I honestly had any interaction with was Neko and she and I were actually pretty chummy.

But if its your admission you were the worst, then I guess its because you were the who banned Spoon. (thank you) absolutely the worst (no really thank you) miss that guy (he was a dick.)

Na wasn't me, I was the German guy who took the news faar too seriously.

Man I remember Spoon getting banned, I was one of the guys upset about it because I thought he was hilarious. But the last time I came back I went through old ass threads and found his old posts.

Made me cringe, god young me was STUPID.

Deadmetal
Yeah the old posts reveal how none of us were exactly great.
A lot of my old answers with the old answer crew were pretty weak.

Wait. that's not a question. TO THE BOX WITH HIM!

*a million nurglings drag forth The Box*

On a positive note: HOLY **** LOCUST CONTACTED ME. HE LIVES.

I don't remember Spoon. Must have been during my hiatus.

Was he like duragrip? (If you don't know, ask Burn, he was best buds with DG.)

GET OUT OF THE WAY HOTROD:
I don't remember Duragrip, but Spoon was just sort of an edgelord. Someone a 14 year old might find funny. My memory of him is very hazy, I more remember the vibe of him rather than him, y'know?

While archiving the old Ask thread, spoon got brought up once in a while, which is what brought this up.

Dead Metal wrote:Na wasn't me, I was the German guy who took the news faar too seriously.

The current crop could learn a thing or two from you.

Why are there so many god damn idiots documenting/streaming their stupidity online? Where we actually ever this dumb?

And how will you adjust my name this time?

Björkblatt
Its because idiots think if they act like idiots on camera, they'll get an audience, and in their shallow minds an audience means they're successful. This is because for the past 15 years social media and youtube has pushed people to become the freak show to make a living. You need only look at Johnny Somali's antics for proof of this. Dude has zero self-awareness or understanding that he's going to jail for a long time.

To answer your questions: Its easy for stupid people to act stupid on camera. comes naturally to them. and no. we were never this stupid. We all rightly mocked idiots like this.

To balance out all this serious stuff: doingle doingle jibblies woo.

Burn wrote:

Dead Metal wrote:Na wasn't me, I was the German guy who took the news faar too seriously.

The current crop could learn a thing or two from you.

Thanks Burn.


*Dragging my fat, hairy, slightly chewed on carcass I call a body out of the box, pausing just to take a bite out of roast nurgling.*

"Oh Mentally Unstable Fighter of Political Disagreements, share wirh me your wisdom. May I leqve the box? I am running out of snacks and suffer from claustrophobia.

And what did Locus sayz is he OK?

Dead, deader, and deadest Metal
You may leave The Box, your sentence is concluded. Also I'd suggest you see a doctor after eating that Nurgling. They're very unhygienic.

He's doing okay. Chatted with him a bit, he's writing a book, got his own place, living comfortably for the most part. A bit disappointed to see his post count's taken a big hit. (I know the pain )

Should we try to track down old posters and have an old school Seibs reunion?

Also, screw Johnny Somali. Hope he gets hit with the max.

Blasting off again
Honestly I'd like that simply to see who's still alive.

I have shadowman on my steam friendlist (I think, he's changed his user name a few times over the years)
and I know Halo and neko's Deviantart pages, but who knows if they ever check those dinosaur accounts. Contacting anyone else would require a bit of tracking, since I doubt most of them use yahoo or AOL accounts anymore (accounts we undoubted used in the creation of our seibertron accounts).

Would I like to see some of the ol'uns from here? absolutely.

Oh, they're unhygienic, I wish I knew before eating them all...

I would love to see some old poster from yesteryear, would like to know what Jesus Prime/ Jeep was doing now, last time I heard from him he had joined Scientology because they would give him free coffee when showing up drunk at night...

I am horrified to think what my post count would look like had the crash not happened. Last time I came back online and checked, it was almost 2% of all posts on here...

And man it's sad seeing how empty and dead this place is.

I now see that the tip for hosting my sig on FB and linking it here didn't work. Poor Phill Ken Sebben.

Oh god, I just thought of something horrific.



Glorious Pcycho Warrior, share with me your insight, are there posters on here too young to have seen Harvey Birdman Attorney at law?

Deb Mebble
If they have seen Harvey Birdman, its 'retro' to them.

I only got in touch with Locust because I spammed the same message to his AOL, Yahoo, and hotmail account, and shot him a PM here. one of them got through.