Uncle Burn's Guide to Seibertron.comFirst and foremost you should be warned that Seibertron.com, contains nuts.
It also contains spam, in a multitude of flavours with the most popular being Jesus Prime. It's readily available in the General Discussion forum.
Whilst in the General Discussion forum you should be warned of certain grown males who are so hideous they are not allowed out in public on weekends without putting a helmet on. This particular breed we call "Admin"
(sorry CB, it had to be done hehehe)Next stop is the TF General Discussion forum. This is the place to discuss all non-toy related stuff. By discussion we of course mean contributing to the numerous "Who's your favourite Transformer?" threads.
Moving on we find ourselves in the TF Toys Forum. This is where you discuss all aspects of Transformer toys, and you can join in such fun discussions as "Who is your favourite Seeker?"
Then there's the Cartoons and Comics forum where we have such fun discussions as "Why was Starscream's voiced use when Thundercracker was talking in a G1 episode?"
Our next step, is what could be best described as one of the "fiery pits of hell" that Seibertron.com has. The movie forum. Where supporters and haters gather to fling childish insults at each other while discussing "how great Bumblebee is" and why "Michael Bay raped my childhood". Only a brave soul dare enter such forum.
If you manage to escape the fiery pit that is the movie forum you can move onto the sightings forum. Hopefully you live in America otherwise you have to scroll through 50 odd threads to find the one thread relating to your country.
Now if you're looking for something in particular, stop by Carbombya, the buy and sell forum of Seibertron.com
Our next fiery pit of hell is the Philosopher's Forum where the great debate rages between which religion is best and whether Moonbase2's bum really does look big in her jeans.
All in good fun MB2! We're all still waiting to see a butt shot anyway! heheheEscaping that pit will lead you to Asking the experts where Jesus Prime will grace you with the question, "should I use my c-cup implants or go for DD?".
Then we have the Video Game forum where all the little gamers gather to swap tales of how best to beat the pain of RSI.
Our next stop is another fiery pit known as the Heavy Metal War forum. Dedicated to the discussion of Seibertron.com's game. Trade insults against your opponents, but be careful around Autobot Commanders, they lack a sense of humour and may take you seriously. And don't forget to tell Omega Sentinel your suggestion for implementing Gestalts into the game!
As we round the corner we find Seibertron.com's resident RPG. Here is where some of our strangest members lurk, some only venture out of the forum on a full moon. Tread carefully.
After that we enter the creative part of Seibertron.com, the ego filled chest beating place known as the Creative forum. Here you can show off your drawings, renderings, fanfics, kitbashes ... anything creative. Be prepared for criticism unless your name is GrimSqueeker in which case be prepared to help him beat his own chest.
Oh you had it coming GS, you know it.And rounding things out is the Fantasy Battle forum where you can live your fantasies of Unicron -vs- The Death Star as your fellow members debate and discuss just who would win the Battle of the Planets. Someone should remind them that it was G-Force.
And that dear new member, is Uncle Burn's guide to Seibertron.com.
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:39 pm
