We want YOU!

To join the grand Decepticon empire at the dawn of the HMW version 2!
Why be a squishy when you can be an all-conquering war ship?
Why follow the rules when you can make your own?
Why serve and protect when you can conquer and destroy?
Forget the Autobots and their pathetic attempt at unifying all beings. This universe was born of war and chaos- who are we to change that?
Take a second look at the squishy Predacons and Maximals not. In a time where Energon is plentiful, and the universe is ripe for the picking, why downgrade to a small, futile chassis? The Predacons wish to justify and bring order to the conquest for which we lust.
Make the right choice this coming Winter! Make no second glance at the inferior paths lay out before you. Take the path that promises glory, power and cool, cool rum
Why be a squishy when you can be an all-conquering war ship?
Why follow the rules when you can make your own?
Why serve and protect when you can conquer and destroy?
Forget the Autobots and their pathetic attempt at unifying all beings. This universe was born of war and chaos- who are we to change that?
Take a second look at the squishy Predacons and Maximals not. In a time where Energon is plentiful, and the universe is ripe for the picking, why downgrade to a small, futile chassis? The Predacons wish to justify and bring order to the conquest for which we lust.
Make the right choice this coming Winter! Make no second glance at the inferior paths lay out before you. Take the path that promises glory, power and cool, cool rum
