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Today, we quote Dr. Cox!

This Thread will be all win.

"You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times that you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him; but right at the end -- gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob -- the tortoise bit clean-through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground, where he and all the other turtles devoured him alive, right there on the racetrack. It's a...disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that stuck with me, nonetheles"

"Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice)Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective. 1. If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him. 2. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn. 3rd, and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must me an ocean. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, (looks over and speaks to a cadaver rolling by) isn't that right spike? My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help."

"I know you and I have never really connected - maybe that's because you're relentlessly annoying, or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate relentlessly annoying people - I don't know."

"Newbie if the next 2 words that come out of your mouth aren't see ya, then they will be oh my god my crotch, you've hit me in the crotch!"

That was some Nancy Drew work therrre, Nancy.

What is this?

The forum to quote Doctor Parry Cox.

'Call him Betty. Call him Betty. Call him Betty. Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty(musical-ish). , .

The doctor from Scrubs.

Cyber Bishop wrote:The doctor from Scrubs.

hes awsome. I gotta start watching again when's it on?

Mr.Bond007 wrote:

Cyber Bishop wrote:The doctor from Scrubs.

hes awsome. I gotta start watching again when's it on?

Channel 9-6:30pm weeknights Channel 56-7-7:30pm weeknights 7:30 weekends

nemesis zenith wrote:

Mr.Bond007 wrote:

Cyber Bishop wrote:The doctor from Scrubs.

hes awsome. I gotta start watching again when's it on?

Channel 9-6:30pm weeknights Channel 56-7-7:30pm weeknights 7:30 weekends

New Season starts in about a fortnight!

nemesis zenith wrote:

Mr.Bond007 wrote:

Cyber Bishop wrote:The doctor from Scrubs.

hes awsome. I gotta start watching again when's it on?

Channel 9-6:30pm weeknights Channel 56-7-7:30pm weeknights 7:30 weekends

Dude do you realize that everybody who posts here come from other area of the country and the world?

By giving those stations it was useless

I could say that Scrubs comes on here in the Tampa area on channel 44 but how would that help anybody else


BTW I think Dr Cox is the best character on tv

Anybody seen his impression of House?

Wheeljack35 wrote:Anybody seen his impression of House?

Don't you mean Has anyone seen House's impersonation of Dr Cox?

i_amtrunks wrote:

Wheeljack35 wrote:Anybody seen his impression of House?

Don't you mean Has anyone seen House's impersonation of Dr Cox?

that was one of the best moments in TV history.

i_amtrunks wrote:

Wheeljack35 wrote:Anybody seen his impression of House?

Don't you mean Has anyone seen House's impersonation of Dr Cox?

LOL True that

nemesis zenith wrote:For the Dr. Cox fans!

LOL "Who am I"

That was some real Nancy Drew work thhhherrre, Nancy.

"Everyone! This is my sister Paige. Paige I'd like you to meet random people I don't care about"

"I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uhh... Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, 'The O.C.', the U.N., recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything - eve - everything that exists - past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman."

"I never went to Acapulco, Mrs. Goldstein. I lost three patients and spent the last two weeks on my couch trying to drink myself to death so that my victims and I could be reunited in the afterlife and they could rightly have their vengeance. Then, I realized that that tactic would never work, as I'd be sent straight to hell, which I imagine is actually a lot like Acapulco only there would be fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach."

Anybody catch thursdays episode where JD became a father?

The whole episode Turk was wearing a T shirt with 84 on the laft side and G1 Prime on the other

Dr. Cox is what makes Scrubs....Scrubs!! Both him and Dr. Kelso are just fun to watch. and JD's daydreams..are priceless moments that i'm sure we all dream about sometime or another during the day. Keep those quotes Commin'!!