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That is a very peculiar noise she makes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyFapbZuMGU

OMG!!!1!11!

she sounds like a seal that got shot!

Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically?

>_< My goodness, that poor woman. I have done that (face planted, knocked the wind out of myself)....the sound you make is something out of a sound effects set for a movie.

...ow.

And those sacks of crap she works with are absolutely worthless. You could tell they wanted to bust out laughing, and they couldn't wait to go to commercial.

I hope she face planted her fist into their faces.

Thats what she gets for cheating!

Pulsar wrote:Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically?

Maybe it is but I did too so dont worry, ur not alone

Just goes to show you what happens when you try to cheat

Haha, I've seen this several times before, but it's still funny. She wasn't seriously hurt from what I had read. Isn't that something that even Zed from the Police Academy cartoon had said? "Cheaters never prosper!"

OptimusN1701 wrote:

Pulsar wrote:Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically?

Maybe it is but I did too so dont worry, ur not alone

Just goes to show you what happens when you try to cheat

i laughed too......

Her coworkers definitely were trying not to laugh, which is understandable, as it's funny, but they didn't know if she was hurt. Hell, she could've snapped a rib.

techno-remix!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ApzPZgUwDaE

Bumblebee-otch wrote:techno-remix!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ApzPZgUwDaE

o.........m........g....... BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best part was while it was playing my puppy kept looking at the computer wierd....

ChrisR291 wrote:Thats what she gets for cheating!

How did she cheat, exactly?

Pulsar wrote:Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically?

Yes. Yes it is wrong. That gurgling noise was disturbing as hell.

Barricade wrote:

Bumblebee-otch wrote:techno-remix!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ApzPZgUwDaE

o.........m........g....... BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. Soooo funny making humor out of someone suffering. I'd probably be banned for saying what I want to say right now.

Dark Zarak wrote:

ChrisR291 wrote:Thats what she gets for cheating!

How did she cheat, exactly?

Pulsar wrote:Is it wrong that I laughed hysterically?

Yes. Yes it is wrong. That gurgling noise was disturbing as hell.

Barricade wrote:

Bumblebee-otch wrote:techno-remix!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ApzPZgUwDaE

o.........m........g....... BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. Soooo funny making humor out of someone suffering. I'd probably be banned for saying what I want to say right now.

the situation itself was funny. she told the girl "stop" then started going again (cheating) then the girl saw what she was doing, and started again. apparently the anchor was surprised by her, and fell of the stage. all that happened as a result of her own actions.

the injuries are not so funny. from what i've read, she broke a few ribs, hence the "can't breathe!". BTW, this is happened about seven years ago.

So a woman falls down and breaks a few ribs. She can't breathe, she makes a very disturbing gurgling noise because her ribs are broken.

And some dick makes a "techno remix" of her gurgles and cries for help.


And people laugh and say it's brilliant.

Dark Zarak wrote:So a woman falls down and breaks a few ribs. She can't breathe, she makes a very disturbing gurgling noise because her ribs are broken.

And some dick makes a "techno remix" of her gurgles and cries for help.


And people laugh and say it's brilliant.

i hope you don't think i actually MADE the video, because i didn't.

Bumblebee-otch wrote:

Dark Zarak wrote:So a woman falls down and breaks a few ribs. She can't breathe, she makes a very disturbing gurgling noise because her ribs are broken.

And some dick makes a "techno remix" of her gurgles and cries for help.


And people laugh and say it's brilliant.

i hope you don't think i actually MADE the video, because i didn't.

uhhh, don't worry man. That was not my intent at all.

Barricade wrote:

Bumblebee-otch wrote:techno-remix!!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ApzPZgUwDaE

o.........m........g....... BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best part was while it was playing my puppy kept looking at the computer wierd....

man, thats even funnier.

Dark Zarak wrote:And people laugh and say it's brilliant.

Because it is
You are being oversenstive, get over it.

Spoon wrote:

Dark Zarak wrote:And people laugh and say it's brilliant.

Because it is
You are being oversenstive, get over it.

She broke ribs and was f'ing gurgling on the ground. How the f*ck is that funny?

You have a point, Dark Zarak.

Why we find humor in other's misfortune is a mystery. I can't say that I don't laugh at it. Hell, look at America's Funniest Home Videos--it's got a lot of mishaps and people falling. I've had a few myself and while it hurt like hell every time, I laughed at myself. Hopefully this woman was ok enough to laugh as well...

Dark Zarak wrote:

Spoon wrote:

Dark Zarak wrote:And people laugh and say it's brilliant.

Because it is
You are being oversenstive, get over it.

She broke ribs and was f'ing gurgling on the ground. How the f*ck is that funny?

Do you always Baaaaaw this much?

Dark Zarak wrote:

Spoon wrote:

Dark Zarak wrote:And people laugh and say it's brilliant.

Because it is
You are being oversenstive, get over it.

She broke ribs and was f'ing gurgling on the ground. How the f*ck is that funny?

It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then its freaking hilarious.

The whole point of humor is A) to make someone realize someone is more screwed than they are, or B) think that the comedian understands how screwed they are.

This covers A.

EDIT: I'll admit I'm a fan of George Carlin, if that means anything.

EDIT2: Click at your own risk.

Moonbase2 wrote:You have a point, Dark Zarak.

Why we find humor in other's misfortune is a mystery. I can't say that I don't laugh at it. Hell, look at America's Funniest Home Videos--it's got a lot of mishaps and people falling. I've had a few myself and while it hurt like hell every time, I laughed at myself. Hopefully this woman was ok enough to laugh as well...

Summer of 2005 I was riding my bike home from looking for a job at Office Depot which I did not get. I ride across the cross-walk, raising my left hand to wave a thanks at someone who stopped.

And my right hand pushes the handlebars all the way over and I fly right over the wheel onto the pavement. Face first. In the middle of the street. Holding up the green light.

I could have sworn I'd broken a tooth. There was blood on the asphalt. My face is throbbing. But I get up and move across the street. The lady who stopped is still sitting there mid turn watching me. I just wait to see if there's any more blood coming out. Nothing is, and she eventually moves on. It was the corner of Wimbeldon and Winchester in Los Gatos California, and I will never forget that spot.

And I still hope that somewhere out there is a video of "some moron flips off his bike in the middle of the street" on Youtube. I would laugh my ass off.

Because I didn't get hurt. My tooth wasn't even cracked (since I eat so many dairy products). But if I'd been screaming in the street, and some asshole make a remix out of it, I'd want to track him down and smack his face with a brick.

Spoon wrote:Do you always Baaaaaw this much?

Only when people make dance mixes of people's screams. Anyone who laughs at other's suffering deserves the same thing they're laughing at. Anyone who laughs at death deserves to be abandoned in the jungle.

So the woman "cheated" in a grape smashing contest. (where nothing was to be won, it was just something for fun, showing how the process works)

...she deserves broken ribs, immense pain, and people laughing at her because she goofed around in something as harmless as smashing some grapes?

What is WRONG with you people?!