Hasbro Marvel Legends

I know there was another topic for this, but without a functional forum search, there's no way I'm going to find it (and I'm not wasting my time finding it some other way).
Well, I've been both happy and pissed off with Hasbro's take on the Marvel Legends line. Most of the time, I think that these figures need better quality control. Or that the Hasbro team responsible for the line all need a swift kick in the ass!
A week or so ago, I saw some of the ML Fantastic Four figures, which really don't interest me. Invisible Woman looks dreadful. There's no facial details, and her hair looks like one bright yellow blob. Like a four-year-old's yellow crayon melted onto her head.
I've only seen one of the ML3 figures, Captain America. Not intrested, and certainly not impressed.
Today I saw the ML Spider-Man 3 series, or a few anyway. I found a Mary Jane, and well, almost threw up. She looks like Shrek! Regardless, I bought the damned thing because I might be able to use the legs for a Buffy custom or something. The more I look at the figure's face, the more I think that the sculpt itself isn't so bad, other than the nose, it just lacks paint detail. I mean it has five different colors... white, black, & dark brown for the eyes, red for the lips, and orange for the hair. Not even a colored iris! The four-year-old's orange crayon must have melted onto this monstosity's head to make the hair. Mary Jane's dress is just a pukey brown color. There are no little details on it which you can plainly see in the pics on the packaging.
Seriously, it seems to me that Hasbro is catering the ML figures to the four- and five-year-old market, not to collectors. Sure kids play with toys, but God, these things are so plain and dull you'd think they were made in the late 70s. That would be an insult to the Megos and Star Wars figures of those times though...
So, for your viewing pleasure, here's a photo gallery of this atrocity! I am seriously thinking about emailing Hasbro and complaining. I mean $10 for this garbage? Sandman's torso looks more attractive!
Are you ready?
Are you SURE?






If you have dial-up, I'm sorry. If you have eyes, I am even more sorry!!!
God, I miss Toy Biz.
Well, I've been both happy and pissed off with Hasbro's take on the Marvel Legends line. Most of the time, I think that these figures need better quality control. Or that the Hasbro team responsible for the line all need a swift kick in the ass!
A week or so ago, I saw some of the ML Fantastic Four figures, which really don't interest me. Invisible Woman looks dreadful. There's no facial details, and her hair looks like one bright yellow blob. Like a four-year-old's yellow crayon melted onto her head.
I've only seen one of the ML3 figures, Captain America. Not intrested, and certainly not impressed.
Today I saw the ML Spider-Man 3 series, or a few anyway. I found a Mary Jane, and well, almost threw up. She looks like Shrek! Regardless, I bought the damned thing because I might be able to use the legs for a Buffy custom or something. The more I look at the figure's face, the more I think that the sculpt itself isn't so bad, other than the nose, it just lacks paint detail. I mean it has five different colors... white, black, & dark brown for the eyes, red for the lips, and orange for the hair. Not even a colored iris! The four-year-old's orange crayon must have melted onto this monstosity's head to make the hair. Mary Jane's dress is just a pukey brown color. There are no little details on it which you can plainly see in the pics on the packaging.
Seriously, it seems to me that Hasbro is catering the ML figures to the four- and five-year-old market, not to collectors. Sure kids play with toys, but God, these things are so plain and dull you'd think they were made in the late 70s. That would be an insult to the Megos and Star Wars figures of those times though...
So, for your viewing pleasure, here's a photo gallery of this atrocity! I am seriously thinking about emailing Hasbro and complaining. I mean $10 for this garbage? Sandman's torso looks more attractive!
Are you ready?
Are you SURE?






If you have dial-up, I'm sorry. If you have eyes, I am even more sorry!!!

God, I miss Toy Biz.
