The Energon Pub

I suppose this is kinda cliche and all, but this is the first time I've set foot in this forum. And I'd love to know, how the smeg does this place work? What actually goes on here?

First off (And it's been years since I've explained this) there is no such thing as the "Xperts." Someone asks a question that doesn't quite fit into any other forum (Such as how a particular function of the site works) and someone will answer. And by someone, I mean anyone.