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Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:02 am**

Just read this and you will laugh at the end
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071203/od ... 1203163428

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:08 am**

Man, the Swedes may not be able to build things very well (Ikea, anyone?), but damn they're good with numbers.

If they teamed up with Switzerland, who knows what they could accomplish!

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:35 am**

I just read this.

Of course, this leads to speculation. My theory is that given his age, Santa most likely is a robot (possibly an off-worlder) with the ability to phase himself into a chronometric 'pocket' that flows at a fraction of the speed of normal time... :-P

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:39 am**

Santa's magic. Duh.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:29 am**

Geekee1 wrote:Santa's magic. Duh.

Exactly!

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:17 pm**

Geekee1 wrote:Santa's magic. Duh.

Yeah that's how if you don't have a chimney he shrinks himself to come in via the Keyhole, and yet no presents get squished.

And seriously who the hell funded all this "research"?

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:33 pm**

If only they realized Santa can stop time. :HALUC:

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