The Energon Pub

Posted: **Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:21 pm**

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594

:shock:

Posted: **Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:38 pm**

It would figure. The one person to get a 50 foot tall robot that fires lasers would be Michael Jackson.

Posted: **Tue Mar 27, 2007 11:49 pm**

They forgot to mention the Minor-Tractor Beam that brings them to him.

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:56 am**

What. The. Hell?

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:22 am**

If he got his way people would think that this show-bot would of escaped from Area 51

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:06 am**

I would go see it. It sounds crazy.
Of course when the thing becomes sentient and starts terrorizing... well you get the idea.

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:19 am**

What I find really funny about this is the fact that when I started creating this universe of characters and stuff I've been working on the past couple years - a good deal of which is geared toward spoofery/parody/satire and the like - this is one of the parody figures I came up with:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45078568/
And he ends up being responsible for the creation of these:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39572180/
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/44506192/

But of course, as Hugo pointed out, Michael Jackson's probably the only person in the real world who'd be nutty enough to take this idea seriously, so there must have been some logic to THAT creative process. :-P

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:29 am**

I like those Conies.
Where can I get one?

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:40 pm**

DISCHARGE wrote:I like those Conies.
Where can I get one?

Here's a hint: Try your local cemetery. :twisted:

Even then, I prefer to think my version's a lot less creepy than what Robojacko could end up looking like - like, say, the second-to-last row of screen caps here: http://www.michael-jackson-trader.com/movies/moonwalker.html I'd post the images, except I just ate.

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:42 pm**

Uh, yeah. So...the Conies are unavailable for now?
Ever play the Moonwalker video game? It is BAD. That's right, BAD as in good. The Pizza Hut used to have it. Michael may be a pervert, but he has started quite a few fads.
And his idea isn't so far off from happening. Isn't there a real life Truckasaurus type thing?

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:52 pm**

wtf!?!?!?!?! where did he get this money from????? i thought he went bankrupt years ago........ whoever is giving him this money needs to be shot :-x

Posted: **Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:55 pm**

DISCHARGE wrote:Uh, yeah. So...the Conies are unavailable for now?

'Fraid so.

And his idea isn't so far off from happening. Isn't there a real life Truckasaurus type thing?

Oh, there's been dozens of those things, I'm sure. I remember going to see one at a racetrack when I was about 9 or 10. Actually, that was a transforming 4x4 that turned into what appeared to be a giant Go-Bot, so I'm pretty sure technology has advanced substantially since then. Of course, there's still the question of whether or not anyone really WANTS to see a giant Mecha-Michael roaming the Nevada landscape. :-P

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:30 am**

Only if I get to pilot a giant robot Christopher Walken and fight it....

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:22 pm**

AfterImage wrote:Only if I get to pilot a giant robot Christopher Walken and fight it....

I smell a pay-per-view hit in the making; somebody get Vince McMahon on this pronto! :grin:

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:56 pm**

In the criminal justice system of the near future, sexually based offenses involving giant robots are considered especially heinous. In Las Vegas, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Patlabor: Special Victims Unit. These are their stories....

Posted: **Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:36 pm**

I smell the coming of a hilarious end of the world.

The Energon Pub

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