The Energon Pub

Hello fellow Seibertronians.
I encountered some terrible news today.
Sadly I had not realized it before and it took so
long for this tragedy to be brought to my attention.
So Planter's, yes the nut guys, discontinued the production
of the cheesiest ball in the universe.

How I came to find this out:
A week ago I decided I would treat my 7 year old to a treat.
Planter's cheese balls. She is a puffed cheese consumer. She loves
them. She indulges in the greasy cheesy puffs whenever I buy them for her and I would say they are her favorite snack. I really wish she loved apples that way but oh well.
Now from what I remember the Planter's Cheese Balls were a little pricier than most other brands and I, for the most part, consider myself a frugal shopper, so i tend to stay away from spending more
money on an item than needed. But hey, these would be a treat for the little cheese monster and they did rate the highest on my puffed cheese list. I seriously scoured all the grocery
stores, Walmarts, Targets and Kmarts in the area looking for these things. No dice.
Upon googling these I come to find they are extinct, much like the dinosaurs and supposedly G1 Wheeljack's mold.

We as a people can change this though. Please help the cause
in fighting this injustice. Please sign this petition:
http://www.petitiononline.com/cheez123/petition.html
so my kid and every other cheese lover can experience the joy of true cheesy poofed goodness once again.
Don't fall into the Cheetahs' trap. Exercise your right to choose.
Thank you for your time and please sign.

I myself like celery.

As long as Cheese Curls are in on it too, I'm in. Every so often you just have a craving for something, and the BAM, its gone. Jolly Good soda is another one that is now history.

Liege Evilmus wrote:I myself like celery.

This is simply too funny Liege!

I'd forgotten that those even existed. I remember them being pretty damned good. Now I crave them and can't have any.

Crap! Now I want Cheetos. Thanks a lot! The one thing I want we don't have!

Eh, that's life.

They have a new Cheeto that rocks so hard I cannot believe it!


Jalepeno cheeder Cheetos!


I died and went to fromage nirvana!

Pyrostrata wrote:I died and went to fromage nirvana!

Really? How's Kurt doing?

(If you don't get the joke, you are made of Fail)

Shadowman wrote:

Pyrostrata wrote:I died and went to fromage nirvana!

Really? How's Kurt doing?

(If you don't get the joke, you are made of Fail)

Kurt is dead. There is indeed a god, and it is a good god!

Nirvana sucks. Always has. Always will.

Pyrostrata wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

Pyrostrata wrote:I died and went to fromage nirvana!

Really? How's Kurt doing?

(If you don't get the joke, you are made of Fail)

Kurt is dead. There is indeed a god, and it is a good god!

Nirvana sucks. Always has. Always will.

Huh? A third outcome? You got the joke, but are still made of fail.

Man, how messed up do you have to be to think Nirvana sucks?

It sucks how they can products like that. If only that happened to Dr. Pepper... Wait, did it?

And Nirvana's cool.

But Pearl Jam are better!

Armada Wheeljack wrote:It sucks how they can products like that. If only that happened to Dr. Pepper... Wait, did it?

If they stopped making Doctor Pepper, I hunt down and murder whoever made the decision. Doctor Pepper is the modern-day version of Ambrosia, the Drink of the Gods!

Armada Wheeljack wrote:And Nirvana's cool.

But Pearl Jam are better!

True! Speak of either bands sucking is heresy of the highest degree, with an automatic and irreversible "Kill On Sight" designation. I prefer using railguns.

PorQPine wrote:I'd forgotten that those even existed. I remember them being pretty damned good. Now I crave them and can't have any.

That's how I felt. It was shocking to find out they were no longer available. They had a really distinct that none of the the other poofs have.

Pyrostrata wrote:They have a new Cheeto that rocks so hard I cannot believe it!


Jalepeno cheeder Cheetos!




I died and went to fromage nirvana!

Those are good, but not cheese ball good.

I recently tried a non-Planter's ball. There is no comparison.
The Planter's were better.
Last night I picked up a bag of the o-kee-doke cheese curls; flavorless.
I fear the younger generations will have to cope with the loss of
real cheez infused poofed balls.
Why do they take everything that is good away from us?
Do your part, please sign:
http://www.petitiononline.com/cheez123/petition.html

Shadowman wrote:Huh? A third outcome? You got the joke, but are still made of fail.

Man, how messed up do you have to be to think Nirvana sucks?

I must be HELLA messed up, because I DO think Nirvana sucks....always have, always will!

Armada Wheeljack wrote:And Nirvana's cool.

But Pearl Jam are better!

eew gross! Pearl Jam sucks too!

Shadowman wrote:True! Speak of either bands sucking is heresy of the highest degree, with an automatic and irreversible "Kill On Sight" designation. I prefer using railguns.

Just call me "Heretic"

Pyro's broken in the brainz...

But now I want nothing but cheesy snacks and Dr Pepper, which, actually, is all I eat anyway. Nevermind...

Tangent wrote:Pyro's broken in the brainz...

But now I want nothing but cheesy snacks and Dr Pepper, which, actually, is all I eat anyway. Nevermind...

My brain works fine. I just do not like bad music, and IMO< both Pearl Jam and Nirvana qualify for that catagory!


I bought up all the bags of jalepeno chedder Cheetos the convenience store had yesterday! The "limited time" run is about up and I don't wanna run out! I am hopelessly addicted, and before them, I did not even LIKE cheese-curls at all! DAMN THOSE CHEETOS!

Oh yeah, and they do go down right nice with a nice frosty DP!

You're all slaves of consumerism! D'ya hear me!? SLAVES!

Now excuse me, I have keyholes in bank doors to glue up.

Blast Cannon wrote:You're all slaves of consumerism! D'ya hear me!? SLAVES!

Now excuse me, I have keyholes in bank doors to glue up.

My God! It's the perfect crime!

i like Cheetos.

and all i can say is: come, as you are, as you were, as I want you to be, as a friend, as a friend, as a known memory...yeah...

zemper wrote:and all i can say is: come, as you are, as you were, as I want you to be, as a friend, as a friend, as a known memory...yeah...

If your vocabulary is limited to just words from the verse of a Nirvana song then I feel extraordinarily sorry for you.