The Energon Pub

It's took me six years, the transition from my teenage years to adulthood, but I've finally done it. Blast Cannon has got, officially, to 10'000 posts on Seibertron.com

This place has been a part of my life in the most important years, and the members have always been here to give me advice and support when I've had a problem and for every one of life's challenges, I've known I could come on here without fear of judgement and insults. To give you perhaps an indicator of the things I've done since first joining up here, I'll give a list.

When I first joined up I was:

1) Fourteen. (I think!)
2) A virgin who had never kissed a girl.
3) An inarticulate moron with no confidence and bullied at school.
4) Had very few friends and had a limited social life.
5) Socially inadequate.

I am now a twenty year old university student who is about to graduate this year. I have more friends than I could ever possibly hope for, a regular stand-up at my local club with no shortage of interest from women. And I like to think that Seibertron.com and it's community has had a very positive influence on this. It was here that I first realised that I could be funny and get on well with people.

So, all in all: thanks for having me, guys.

You forgot to mention that you had a bowl cut and bunk beds. Or is that because you still do?






oh and you're welcome

I assume you kept a count of the ones lost in board upgrades. That is a great story.
You so much remind me of me, and thank you for the message of hope and confidence, even for my future. And of course...
10,000 POSTS! YOU'RE IN THE 5 DIGITS CLUB!
Admission is $5 a month, payable to me, PM me for details.

Omega Charge wrote:10,000 POSTS! YOU'RE IN THE 5 DIGITS CLUB!Admission is $5 a month, payable to me, PM me for details.

That's funny, you must have lost a huge amount in the upgrades, Mr. 2390.

If it was official, your post count would actually say 10,000.

Blast Cannon wrote:When I first joined up I was:

1) Fourteen. (I think!)
2) A virgin who had never kissed a girl.
3) An inarticulate moron with no confidence and bullied at school.
4) Had very few friends and had a limited social life.
5) Socially inadequate.

Except for the first one, that's me when I joined up. I think I might be your evil twin. (I have a goatee, thus, I am someone's evil twin)

Shadowman wrote:If it was official, your post count would actually say 10,000.

OFFICIAL BY MY RECORDS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Though I'm not counting the posts from the first wipe.

A fourteen year old virgin!

Preposterous!

Blast Cannon wrote:

Shadowman wrote:If it was official, your post count would actually say 10,000.

OFFICIAL BY MY RECORDS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Though I'm not counting the posts from the first wipe.

But you're counting from every wipe since then?

Counterpunch wrote:A fourteen year old virgin!

Preposterous!

Yeah, a Forty-Year-Old Virgin, that I can believe. But Fourteen? Insanity!

Shadowman wrote:If it was official, your post count would actually say 10,000.

Blast Cannon wrote:When I first joined up I was:

1) Fourteen. (I think!)
2) A virgin who had never kissed a girl.
3) An inarticulate moron with no confidence and bullied at school.
4) Had very few friends and had a limited social life.
5) Socially inadequate.

Except for the first one, that's me when I joined up. I think I might be your evil twin. (I have a goatee, thus, I am someone's evil twin)

I have a Van Dyck, am I someone's 17th century twin?

Blast Cannon wrote:When I first joined up I was:

1) Fourteen. (I think!)
2) A virgin who had never kissed a girl.
3) An inarticulate moron with no confidence and bullied at school.
4) Had very few friends and had a limited social life.
5) Socially inadequate.

hey! youre just like me! except i was 12 when i joined. and i had confidence. and i wasnt a moron.

jazz reborn wrote:

Blast Cannon wrote:When I first joined up I was:

1) Fourteen. (I think!)
2) A virgin who had never kissed a girl.
3) An inarticulate moron with no confidence and bullied at school.
4) Had very few friends and had a limited social life.
5) Socially inadequate.

hey! youre just like me! except i was 12 when i joined. and i had confidence. and i wasnt a moron.

No, but we sure turned you around, didn't we?

Hwy, I'm all of those except socially inadequate! And I have friends..and am not bullied unless it's by some random jerk..whatever.
Good job, and I'll cathc you up there eventually.

Congrats. I couldn't imagine this place without you.

You are truely an inspiration to us all.

Shadowman wrote:

jazz reborn wrote:

Blast Cannon wrote:When I first joined up I was:

1) Fourteen. (I think!)
2) A virgin who had never kissed a girl.
3) An inarticulate moron with no confidence and bullied at school.
4) Had very few friends and had a limited social life.
5) Socially inadequate.

hey! youre just like me! except i was 12 when i joined. and i had confidence. and i wasnt a moron.

No, but we sure turned you around, didn't we?

no. i still have confidence and im still now a moron.although i do get made fun of for liking tfs.

jazz reborn wrote:[...]and im still now a moron.[...]

Your words, not mine.

Jeep! wrote:I have a Van Dyck, am I someone's 17th century twin?

No, you're just trying to be Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Shadowman wrote:

jazz reborn wrote:[...]and im still now a moron.[...]

Your words, not mine.

Jeep! wrote:I have a Van Dyck, am I someone's 17th century twin?

No, you're just trying to be Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Am I?

Jeep! wrote:

Shadowman wrote:

jazz reborn wrote:[...]and im still now a moron.[...]

Your words, not mine.

Jeep! wrote:I have a Van Dyck, am I someone's 17th century twin?

No, you're just trying to be Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Am I?

Are you a giant talking box of french fries with laser beam eyes, and a VCR lodged in your back, and have genius level intellect?

Because I'd like to meet the giant talking milkshake and the talking ball of meat.