Listen carefully, because I haven't slept long enough to think of a good HP Lovecraft parody:
First, make an image that's 500 pixels wide, and 300 pixels tall, or the other way around. If one side goes over 300, the other side has to be 300 or less. It also can't be any bigger than 40 kilobytes.
Then, when it's done, find a good image hosting site, I really suggest Photobucket.
Finally, go into the User Control Panel here, then click the tab marked "Profile" then the side-tab marked "Edit Signature."
Then, find the URL of your picture, and do this:
This code right here:
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[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v19/Shadowman-ex/Sigs/ZLteam2.png[/img]
Will come out as this:

And make sure it's appropriate and stuff. We've got kids on this site.