The Energon Pub

To those of you who have completed some level of post high school education (we call it tertiary edu. in NZL) ever reach the last assignment and be so insanely restless you've spent over 9 hours trying to do the damn thing, when it would usually only take you 2?

Man, assignments suck. Seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if this thread gets locked cos I am just procrastinating! Hah.

I've been sitting in this damn library since 8am and its now 5.50pm. Thankfully I've only got to spell check everything, format the presentation style and write a bunch of crap about a post discharge teachign plan for a patient who had a ruptured ectopic pregnany.

I cant wait till I've done this cos then no more assignments for me, and within a few months I'll have a job. Yay.

Money.

When I get nurse pay (a poultry 46 grand in post grand year) I will be buy a big arse TV to watch TF. Then I will buy heaps of TFs and not go 9 hours with only a hot chocolate.

Which leads me into my next point, those cheap bastards at the cafe only gave me one mushmellow. We're supposed to get two.

I suppose I better get back to my stinky work. Damn. Stupid robots not being invented yet to do my laborious drudgey and spell checking.

And within a few months we can look forward to more grossed out stories from Negare!

... wait ... that's not necessarily a good thing!

Nurses dont get paid enough for all the crap (figuratively and literally speaking) they go through.

Last assignments are great, I think I slept for about 20 hours straight after I submitted my last Uni Assignment!

FINALLY!

Seesh. Done. Time to go hand the bastard in to the after hours poke box.

As for foul stories, I'm on out on my last clinical (electives) end of may, and I'll be in Emergency, so you be'll guaraenteed some right royal horror!

I just grossed out a bunch of INidan students by telling my friend about a wound I had to scoope maggots out. Ah, good times.

Poohy Ol' Negare wrote:the after hours poke box.

I used to know one of those.

Jeep! wrote:

Poohy Ol' Negare wrote:the after hours poke box.

I used to know one of those.

Whatever you put into the one we have here has to be stamped first

Poohy Ol' Negare wrote:FINALLY!

I just grossed out a bunch of INidan students by telling my friend about a wound I had to scoope maggots out. Ah, good times.

Bah! Maggots keep the wound clean - leave 'em in!!

Poohy Ol' Negare wrote:As for foul stories, I'm on out on my last clinical (electives) end of may, and I'll be in Emergency, so you be'll guaraenteed some right royal horror!

Here's hoping for something involving a unicycle!