The Energon Pub

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get any mail with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour
And start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's a...

Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online

Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Hit... send... right... now

JazZeke wrote:Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get any mail with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour
And start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's a...

Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online

Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Hit... send... right... now

weird al yankovic!! perhaps he made the virus... but seriously the world doesnt need new viruses.

*AUTOBOT STITH wrote:There is a new virus put there I don't know what it is called. But if U get a strange e-card fro,m ANY of ur friends DO NOT OPEN IT UNTIL U ASK THEM DID THEY SEND IT. Cuz if you open it and it the virus it will send a copy of it's self to ALL OF UR CONTACTS and Give them the CPU virus as well. I suggest IF U can buy NORTON ANTI VIRUS PROTECTION (I have it and it works like a charm) to keep ur CPU safe and out of harms way. AGAIN HEED THIS WARNING TO ALL UR FRIENDS! CHeck this out on snopes.com
THank u for listening to this message of warning.

Wow...Autobot Stith you are still around ???

Hmmm...I don't read spam anyway.

Omega Charge wrote:Hmmm...I don't read spam anyway.

Boy you must find these forums boring then.

Burn wrote:

Omega Charge wrote:Hmmm...I don't read spam anyway.

Boy you must find these forums boring then.

Lol! But I knew someone was going to say that.

1 to Galvatron. Yup I'm still here at least right now at this time every weekday and at 4:00 on the week day. (it vary's on the weekend)
2. It's not spam I got an e-mail from my moms CPU virus alert (we share a CPU) and it said must upgrade to proteckt from new viruses.

*AUTOBOT STITH wrote:2. It's not spam I got an e-mail from my moms CPU virus alert (we share a CPU) and it said must upgrade to proteckt from new viruses.

...You share a Central Processing Unit?

Virus Alert Programs are always saying that they need to be upgraded, because new viruses are always running around.

I laugh in the face of viruses.

Ha-ha-ha!

Phewww! That means the e-mail I got from the guy from Nigeria is not a virus! I'm gonna be rich once he sends me that $21 million dollars to my account!

GetterDragun wrote:Phewww! That means the e-mail I got from the guy from Nigeria is not a virus! I'm gonna be rich once he sends me that $21 million dollars to my account!

LOL I have been getting a ton of those but more so from the UK lottery...freaks have nothing better to do.

Hmm true piont made about them wanting u to send them more mony. But I thought I'd be nice and send u guys a virus warning so u dont get in some trouble.