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tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:49 am
by aerospace starscream
i have a friend that is not well respecting me he yells and makes fun of me and tells secrets what shuld i do mod please get rid of
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:40 pm
by Mkall
Then he ain't your friend anymore is he? Either let him come back to you, or leave him in the dust. Such people aren't worth the trouble.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:41 pm
by Scatterlung
Set him on fire.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:57 pm
by Moonlight
Does not sound like a friend to me. It sounds like will wind up wasting a lot of time being hurt by a looser like that when you could spend better time with people who are worth your time.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:18 pm
by homelessjunkeon
gentron wrote:i have a friend that is not well respecting me he yells and makes fun of me and tells secrets what shuld i do mod please get rid of
People are pack animals, like dogs.
It sounds like he's trying to establish a position of dominance in order to find his place in his perceived "pack".
He's probably insecure, and this shouldn't be a problem.
Tell him to stop.
Simplest answer, give him an ultimatum.
Either he stops, or you:
a: cease being friends with him.
b: tell people about his secrets and bully him back.
c: break his legs. (extreme perhaps, but some people simply will not listen to reason. I suppose you could just punch him in the face, he sounds like a pussy so he'll probably back down straight away.)
Whatever you do, leave absolutely no doubt in his mind that you are not to be **** with like this.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:30 am
by Scatterlung
homelessjunkeon wrote:Tell him to stop.
Simplest answer, give him an ultimatum.
Either he stops, or you:
a: cease being friends with him.
b: tell people about his secrets and bully him back.
c: break his legs. (extreme perhaps, but some people simply will not listen to reason. I suppose you could just punch him in the face, he sounds like a pussy so he'll probably back down straight away.)
d: Set him on fire.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:35 am
by Burn
I'd be inclined to tell the friend to do something rather unpleasant to themselves rather than to fix this "friendship".
Then set them on fire.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:16 am
by Technically weird
The only way to get what you want is to resort to violence, nothing else can help you. Or, alternatively, cut a hole in the box, put your... never mind.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 10:26 am
by Shadowman
He's not your friend anymore. You'd think the bullying would be a clear sign, but then I guess some people just don't want to let go of a friendship. But from what you're saying, he's not a friend. So next time he wants to hang out, or comes near you, give him a few nasty words, and leave a few bruises of you have to.
And then set him on fire.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:04 am
by Venomous Prime
Tell him you love him....
then set him on fire!!
Fire is fun!
But to be a serious for a second *Que the Canadian National Anthem*(if anyone gets that your awesome!!)
Anyway, just start ignoring him. You don't have to say anything to him. If he wants to act like a prick you don't need him in your life.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:14 am
by Senor Hugo
Step 1: Search internet for schematics on how to build a trebuchet.
Step 2: Buy materials to build trebuchet.
Step 3: Build Trebuchet
Step 4: Invite "friend" over to see your fancy new trebuchet
Step 5: Club "friend" with a bat until he is unconscious
Step 6: Tie up friend and put into trebuchet
Step 7: Wait until friend is awake.
Step 8: Explain to your friend why you are doing this and how you are upset with him for being a bad friend and not treating you with respect.
Step 9: Set friend on fire
Step 10: Launch friend from trebuchet
Step 11: Rejoice! Your friend won't disrespect you anymore.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:44 pm
by Scatterlung
On a side note, your real friends will be the ones setting him alight with you.
Oh Gosh, now we're just being silly!
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:25 pm
by Technically weird
You should have just lit him on fire and left him in the trebuchet, there's really no reason to launch him. It would merely just be for the enjoyment of building.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:27 pm
by Senor Hugo
Technically weird wrote:You should have just lit him on fire and left him in the trebuchet, there's really no reason to launch him. It would merely just be for the enjoyment of building.
If you light him on fire and leave him in the trebuchet. Then the trebuchet will burn down.
If you light him on fire then launch him from the trebuchet, you have comedy, the chance he'll land in a body of water and live to tell the tale that you don't @#$% with (name)
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Sun Mar 01, 2009 8:09 pm
by Name_Violation
moke sure trejectory of trebuchet ENSURES he lands in a body of water, i.e. swimming pool. filled with a lawer of gasoline. then u can scream at him
"GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER".
After you light him on fire, of course
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:06 am
by Burn
Ensuring he lands in a body of water will put out the fire.
Thus allowing you to set him alight all over again!

Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:09 am
by Robot4762
If all things work out with your soon-to-be GF you won't need him

Make new friens though. and don't listen to scatterlung. He eats lunch with Waspinator and Lugnut

Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

Posted:
Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:00 pm
by Editor
As much as the posts above mine as humourous, and great to read.....
I have had a couple friends like that before. Unless your friend has always been this way it is quite likely that something has happened to him/her that has affected him/her quite a bit.
This could be a temporary thing if whatever has happened to them has just affected them in a way that rebeling against their freinds brings temporary relief. If so, and you really care for your friends wellbeing than all you can do is tough things out until they are ready to smarten up or atleast talk to you about what they are going thru.
Saddly thou, (and I've seen this a few times) whatever has happened has truely altered their world, and some people in those situations regardless of how they act outwardly, they have some major issues they need to deal with, but if things present themselves where they can get instant gradifaction by screwing you over, than it is possible they see you as part of their problems regardless if you have done anything.
As an example, I had a couple friends when I was in school, they were both good guys and friends themselves however.... in the space of a couple years, both of them saw their parents divorce. Not a good thing for a kid to live with and it affected both of them, each one getting a bit withdrawn. Then it was discovered that the Dad of one of my friends had been in a relation ship with the other friends Mom, which may have been the reason for the divorces, but they married shortly there after. These two who had been good friends for a number of years now hated each other, and got into a number of fights.
My friendship with one of them remained more or less the same thru-out everything. But the other friend hated him for "stealing his Dad" and as much as I tried to remain friend with him, it was harder to do so, as he started shoplifting, causing problems for his neighbors, and whenever I would try to "help" I was betraying him as I was still friends with the other kid. this got to the point he would try to fight me, and other disrespect.
At that point, I did the best thing I could for our friendship, I let it die.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:31 pm
by Name_Violation
Editor wrote:As much as the posts above mine as humourous, and great to read.....
I have had a couple friends like that before. Unless your friend has always been this way it is quite likely that something has happened to him/her that has affected him/her quite a bit.
This could be a temporary thing if whatever has happened to them has just affected them in a way that rebeling against their freinds brings temporary relief. If so, and you really care for your friends wellbeing than all you can do is tough things out until they are ready to smarten up or atleast talk to you about what they are going thru.
Saddly thou, (and I've seen this a few times) whatever has happened has truely altered their world, and some people in those situations regardless of how they act outwardly, they have some major issues they need to deal with, but if things present themselves where they can get instant gradifaction by screwing you over, than it is possible they see you as part of their problems regardless if you have done anything.
As an example, I had a couple friends when I was in school, they were both good guys and friends themselves however.... in the space of a couple years, both of them saw their parents divorce. Not a good thing for a kid to live with and it affected both of them, each one getting a bit withdrawn. Then it was discovered that the Dad of one of my friends had been in a relation ship with the other friends Mom, which may have been the reason for the divorces, but they married shortly there after. These two who had been good friends for a number of years now hated each other, and got into a number of fights.
My friendship with one of them remained more or less the same thru-out everything. But the other friend hated him for "stealing his Dad" and as much as I tried to remain friend with him, it was harder to do so, as he started shoplifting, causing problems for his neighbors, and whenever I would try to "help" I was betraying him as I was still friends with the other kid. this got to the point he would try to fight me, and other disrespect.
At that point, I did the best thing I could for our friendship, I let it die.
and set them on fire
fixed

Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:43 pm
by Halo
Set his house on fire at like 2 am. That way you provide him with the opportunity to get out. If he does, then at least you've caused him mucho dinero. If he doesn't, then the problem is solved.
Re: tell a friend to fix fiendship

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Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:08 pm
by Counterpunch
Locked on account of stupid responses.