The Energon Pub

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday

39...well, happy b-day nonetheless.

Thirty-nine was depressing. All I could think about is that the next one would be FORTY.

HK, I'm older than *everyone*. (sob sob, run from room)

should i make an appointment for Seibertronian Nursing home for the old and In the Way?

(I doubt any of you remember that)

anyway, happy birthday, you old old man


WP, Opposite of HK, I am the *Youngest* member here

Ratbat wrote:I'm 39 years old.

How many times have you turned "39".

HAPPY BDAY!!!!

Coughler wrote:

Ratbat wrote:I'm 39 years old.

How many times have you turned "39".

HAPPY BDAY!!!!

As one gets older, one acquires a very complicated logarithm to calculate one's age. For example, birthdays in which no one sent you a card or even called, totally don't count. Birthdays you're deployed, totally don't count. Birthdays celebrated with people you now wish you never met, only count half. Birthdays you can't remember because your friends got you that drunk also only count half.

Then, of course, you factor it, multiply by i, add your BMI, calculate the angle of Saturn in your astrological chart, and there you go. I work out to be 112. Or -4. I forget.

HK, yay imaginary numbers!

today is my b-day

edit:5th not 6th

disruptor96 wrote:today is my b-day

edit:5th not 6th

Wait, what? It's your fifth birthday?

Happy birthday, Disruptor!

HK, I see HALO in someone's future.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

i got you stripper in a cake but forgot to put her in after i baked it umm so yeah the cake might be a bit meaty

so, do i get an unbaked stripper for my 15th birthday (sept 20th)

Only if you eat all your vegetables and find the antidote

i beleive its the first 2

Wheelimus Prime wrote:so, do i get an unbaked stripper for my 15th birthday (sept 20th)

No strippers for you, young man. Raw, medium rare, or well done.

We will, however, spring for Chuck E Cheez to do a sexy dance for you. With string cheese.

Ratbat, however, gets whatever he wants.

Disruptor, being only five, maybe six, gets a coloring book and a cupcake.

HK, birthday czar.

eh, well i will get a couple of my homies from the philly burbs to trash chuck E. cheese.


WP, hasn't been to chuck E. cheese since 4. Play Plaza, how ever, is the sh*t

Nightscreech wrote:HAPPY BIRTHDAY

i got you stripper in a cake but forgot to put her in after i baked it umm so yeah the cake might be a bit meaty

I bet if u mixed the blood with flour it would have made a nice icing.

Believe it or not, I'll be 40 years old!

Happy early birthday!

Happy birthday, brother! I just turned 35 recently, so I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Happy birthday. I make 40 in December.

Happy B-Day!!!!! Good job!!!!!! Keep the streak alive!

Congrats Ratbat!

Ratbat wrote:Believe it or not, I'll be 40 years old!

Happy birthday!


I did that very same thing this past June. Gave myself BotCon for my 40th birthday.