"Dorko in the plaid knickers is going to hit it again."

Quote by George Carlin.
I hate pro golf. All aspects of it. It's boring to try to watch on TV, and I tried playing it twice, both times I stopped to watch paint dry. Really. What makes this such a big money game? Because old farts can't keep up in the arcades or something?
Putt-putt courses, on the other hand, are fun. And actually challenging. Let's see Phil Mickelson and Eldrick Woods play around on one of those for 2 hours.
I hate pro golf. All aspects of it. It's boring to try to watch on TV, and I tried playing it twice, both times I stopped to watch paint dry. Really. What makes this such a big money game? Because old farts can't keep up in the arcades or something?
Putt-putt courses, on the other hand, are fun. And actually challenging. Let's see Phil Mickelson and Eldrick Woods play around on one of those for 2 hours.